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2018

31

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Getting Slutty for a Magazine of the Day

Here’s J.Lo in some magazine wearing the silliest of dresses because it is more of a cape…as it doesn’t really cover 25-50 percent of her…allowing her to show off her fitness and thickness in it’s 50s like she was still in her 20s because a huge amount of money goes into her trying to look as good as she can for as long as she can thanks to being rich and being vain.

This is the kind of photo people will celebrate, they will call fierce and daring and inspiring, partially because the media is fake and sucks up to all these people all the fucking time….I’ve seen it for my entire existence as a blogger…like no one wants to call out an old whore for being an old whore…but instead want to pretend this shamelessness and exhibitionism is empowering…

I remember when I first saw publicist spin stories many years ago and I laughed because the media ran the spun story because they didn’t want to be ousted by the celebrity, network, or whoever else was behind the publicist….they didn’t want to lose advertisers…so they just gave into the powers that be…

Now, I don’t midn this J.Lo in a cape, not all cape wearers are heroes bullshit, but it is a little fucking shameless and attention seeking, like the old lady at the night club showing everyone her pussy to get noticed or entice someone to fuck her…because they are too busy looking at young hot chicks dance…you know what I mean…it’s a Look at me, I’ve sucked mad dick and can do things to you a young girl doesn’t even know exists, only she doesn’t realize that young girls grew up on porn and are WELL aware of what they need to do to get things done…

Here’s a celebration of having a chef, trainer, all the beauty products, strategic cosmetic surgery….and all the other shit J.Lo puts into looking her best at 50….and ideally it acts as inspiration for all girls to wear dresses like this out in public…from Prom to Bar Mitzvahs to Weddings and funerals….integrate this look…

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2018

31

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is out there in Bangkok, doing that whole Thai Lady Boy thing, or probably something rich and obnoxious like backpacking from 5 star resort to 5 star resort like rich college kids do during the summer when their parents want them to learn about the world with their friends and ideally not die in the process…only Lily Rose Depp doesn’t do that whole college thing…it gets in the way of her chilling, her hanging with artists, and learning about what is cool in the world…because she’s lived this life as a Depp that everyone around her is interested in, not just because she wears short shorts and has hard nipples, while being the hottest of the celeb kids, but because Johnny Depp is real fucking famous and anyone and everyone sucking her dick is likely just compelled by her father, making her live in this bubble where she knows that no one, not one single person is genuine, and that all people, even though she’s hot, are after that Depp affiliation….even as Johnny falls the fuck apart…people are still into his baby girl cuz you’re all a bunch of fame loving whores…

So this is her Thai Lady Boy experience Halloween costume…in scarf like old Hollywood glam…mixed with instagram THOT booty shorts and braless tops…a modern take on the classics….

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2018

31

Oct

Bella Thorne Half Naked Halloween Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne the most important person on instagram according to Bella Thorne was promoting her Halloween party that I tried to get an RSVP to…and that I emailed in for but that was RUDELY ignored…

I wrote:

I am ready to Halloween Party.
I have already built my costume.
It is a giant vagina made of WAGU beef slices
It may smell.
But you may eat it when you get hungry.
It is high grade beef curtains.
TARTAR of PUSSY COSTUMES…

I can also teach you how to pussy dance in my pussy costume made of WAGU beef CURTAINS.

I excite myself to attend your event.

Would you like video proof to see me excite myself for your event!!

Also…will you be selling your previously worn costumes, preferably undergarments.

I have rash on my face from rubbing too much….and by face I mean….wagu beef curtains.

This is what I missed….

and this….

I got nothing back, no invitation or discount priced tickets…rude…but I wasn’t really surprised all these kids are fucking assholes and I’ve been ignored by everyone pretty much my entire existence……

I guess Bella Thorne wasn’t reading the emails anyway, she has groupie interns and assistants for that, while she’s busy being all into herself and promoting herself in the lowest but best and most effective form…getting half naked.

It’s not all these people’s fault that they are narcissistic, society is based on taking pics of yourself in the fucking mirror…that’s what people deem important…

While I deem nudity for no reason important because there was a time when you didn’t get daily half naked celebs….now that shit is everywhere…

What’s interesting is how doughy she’s looking, there was a time she was into fitness erotica and all she’d do is workout, be toned and now…she’s slowly getting fat…girl will learn the sad truth of slowing metabolism, too many carbs booze and other munchies snacks…it’s already starting with the untoned…and will end with the Amy Schumer…where everyone will throw money at her because fat is in…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

30

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Does the Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Sometimes – you just need to stretch that pussy.

Especially when you’re trying to get noticed thanks to your dad never loving you….because you remind him of your mother even though Kim Bassinger would likely be offended if anyone ever told her that her daughter Ireland looked like her….which isn’t to say she’s ashamed to be her mother or that she doesn’t see the beauty only a mother sees..it’s that Ireland Baldwin is pretty fucking big, and it would be offensive to call a vain person like her mom something like that….

I don’t know what her social media strategy has been, but we’ve seen her try everything….that this low level naked shit fits nicely, even if Ireland doesn’t fit nicely into much because she’s so big….

I find the bikini beach shit everyone doing like they are Alexis Ren…that Ireland started her IG career with dull, played out and everywhere….I found the militant lesbian who fucked a black girl who raps about being raped by men a little dark and ghetto….while low lever staged nudes…that shit is obviously lacking creativity and in as many places as the beach shit everyone does…but it’s more softcore pornographic and what we know from porno is that even low budget low concept shit can be jerked off to..

I know Ireland wanted to be an influencer and Hailey the Jesus loving one took her shine….but there’s still hope for her…I believe…and support whatever is going on here.

I can’t tell what is going on here because she has me blocked on all her social media accounts…which almost hurts my soul…

Ireland Baldwin Slutty Halloween Custome Legs Spread

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2018

30

Oct

Bebe Rexha Got Them TItties On Of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is disgusting but like all fat chicks who are seeing success DESPITE being fat chicks….which goes against all fucking scientific research I have put into my life work of judging whores like I work at Miss America Pageant from the comfort of my couch that either gave me scabies….or bed bugs…I mean you get what you pay for or some shit right, I found this fucking thing outside a housing project a few years ago and it’s been bad…someone totally died on it…yet I’d rather mount this thing that Bebe Rexha…the fucking pig singer who is always out of breath and who shouldn’t be famous because she’s fat…I am a fat hater…despite being fat…but you don’t see me song-and-dancing around like a drag queen Bebe Rexha…

Nice costume though…real subtle use of the only thing good about being fat….

The question remains – how is this a popstar? I feel like with live in an alternate universe.

Here’s her fat ass

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2018

30

Oct

Olivia Culpo Nude Bikini Snake Charmer of the Day

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Olivia Culpo has the life goal is to be a football wife….and she has leveraged social media to get there….

She didn’t want to just be some interchangeable blow up doll that athletes typically use, she wanted to have a name or career of her own….so she started posting slutty fashion pics to her instagram and followers racked up….enough to get her to the right parties or to DM the athletes she wants to fuck…to fuck….her insta is now like a higher end dating site where she is the only girl…and her followers and her paid gigs make her seem like less a mooch while still a mooch…

This is her maintaining her important position while her NFL boyfriends cheat on her as Athletes do, boys being boys….when they are rich.

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2018

30

Oct

Sofia Richie New Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie the bootleg Kardashian who works on the Kardashian show as one of the Extras that is paid in having some old dirty dick shoved inside of her like the blow up doll she is…

It’s a good strategic move for the girl, because with the kardashians she gets press and exists one a bigger and brighter stage….because without the Kardashians she’s just Lionel Richie’s biological kid…unlike Nicole Richie…who pulled the same scamming off Paris Hilton so many years ago, before the Kardashians were a thing…and has made a career for herself beyond just fucking the Good Charlotte Twin Sister Faggots and their Non Binary mall brand tattoos…

Point being, she’s in Australia, traveling the world…like she’s Meghan Markle…who was just in Australia…and maybe it’s not coincidental….it is some illuminati shit….

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2018

30

Oct

Caroline Vreeland Not Great Bikini Body of the Day

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The tragedy with big tits is that they don’t really last, especially if they are natural, not only because of enemy of the state – breast cancer – but because time has an affect on things…and time can do wrong to things…and eventually the big tits sag, they always do..and the fat cells that made the big tits thanks to hormone imbalances and whatever else makes big tits…I am not a scientist…end up elsewhere…

So a skinny bitch with sloppy tits, eventually ends up sloppy, because her big tits in the first place are so anti-fitness, just globules of fat….

Caroline Vreeland is not important, she tries to be relevant, she has been for a while and luckily for her, the world embraces fat girls like they embrace fat tits so maybe by 40 she’ll have that celebrity she’s been chasing all these years…good luck…in the meantime, lay off the carbs on your MEATLESS MONDAYS bitch.

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Posted in:Caroline Vreeland|SFW

2018

29

Oct

X-Tina Performs of the Day

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It must really be halloween – because Christina Aguilera has dusted off her fat mom pussy, squeezed it into a bunch of costumes…and proceeded to perform in LA this past weekend….Her thighs…as terrifying as most 40 year old mom thighs…she’s definitely not dressed like the Slender Man this year…but instead..like someone who ate the Slender Man…

Now give this bootleg Mariah Carey a pizza to replenish the calories lost on stage.

I wonder what kind of cheese that outfit smells like now…I’m thinking Blue Cheese.

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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2018

29

Oct

Emma Roberts Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why I think Emma Roberts is great, but I do and have for a long time. It could be because she’s skinny. It could be because she’s a rich kid who was pretty much set for life just being named a Roberts. It could be because her dad is Eric Roberts who you know threw away his career after his Oscar win, and thus probably wasn’t a solid dad, at least not a solid influence…leading to Daddy issues, which are erotic to anyone who has ever had sex with a girl with daddy issues…it’s wonderful how they take out their pain on your dick…until you fall for them and they are onto the next old fuck to satisfy their emptiness…

It could just be that she’s hot…sometimes you don’t need a reason to stare at a skinny famous chick in a bikini…you just need to stare.