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2018

29

Oct

Nina Agdal Dog Face Underboob of the Day

I just googled Nina Agdal because I assumed she was 40 years old, she’s been around for a long time, but maybe I am just distorted on timelines because I don’t have a real grasp of days, years or months..they all sort of blend into each other especially when it comes to tracking some bikini model, who I felt even at the height of her bikini model fame, was not worthy of being a bikini model.

The internet has the effect on people, where that we can step aside from actual status in society, or influence in society, and can feel empowered from our couches to be the opinionated assholes that we are…

So someone like Nina Agdal, didn’t meet my standards, because I felt she looked like she had downs syndrome, allowing me to quietly protest her from my basement apartment and obesity…all thanks to her forehead size.

When she moved from SI Swimsuit to date Leo DiCaprio as his public girlfriend, I assumed she just had dirt on him, because he could do better…but maybe he was into her for a minute, due to his homosexuality, he needs SI and Victoria’s Secret to pick out girls for him to pretend to fuck…it was her second peak, like she was a chain of mountains..with more than one peak..but unlike Irina Shayk, her sex working failed hard and she didn’t get knocked up like Irina did…forcing her back to this model life..bikini model life…in an era filled with way hotter bikini models that are younger…

Anyway, all this to say she’s only 26…which I have a very hard time believing…
I am sure she was 30 a few years ago…maybe someone’s out there changing her WIKIPEDIA page to suit her need to work a few more years due to stupid decisions she’s made.

I guess this is her “working”.

Nina Agdal Pussy Print Red Swimsuit Photoshoot

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2018

29

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini Covered in Mud of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her.

She is what I guess is the new generation, you know Cheesy looking, like modern day Disney Kid without the Disney co-sign, even if this one may have the co-sign, I don’t know….I just know they put out cheesy looking instagram content that is all pretty slutty, soft sell slutty, because no one wants to admit they are a full slut, unless they have a Feminist agenda they learned about watching a Youtube Tutorial on women’s study…you know a vague concept of what Feminism is…but at least it comes with slutty.

So everything this generation does is in bikini…and I like bikini and the older I get the more I appreciate anything young in a bikini so long as it is not fat…I do remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…or that chick isn’t as hot as she thinks she is – even in her bikini FUCK HER…

But the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…because her and everyone else is just low grade clickbait you want to buy the panties of off Craigslist…you sick fuck.

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2018

29

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Instagram Thot in a Bikini of the Day

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The nice thing about watching women age on social media, even women who jack up their faces with shit to stay younger, who spend their days in the gym to stay fit, who have hired the best fitness and diet team to keep her hot, because she’s just that vain, vapid and narcissistic, that instead of throwing in the towel and saying “I am ready to cut the losses, detach from the celebrity, chill out on all the money in all my houses”….but instead screams “they still like me, they still throw money at me, they still care about me, this is the best Menopause Ever”..a menopause she clearly likes to put into a bikini…thanks to proper medical supervision because you know this bitch is like a science experiment trying everything to stay as young as hot as possible…but eventually nature wins and either her insides rot out, and her face ends up manly and weird like most elderly women…you can’t fool all of us, even if she’s been fooling all of us to have this celebrity she’s got all these years…

Well she’s in a bikini, doing the instagram whore, brining hope to all toe 50 year olds out there that they too can be hot sexy bitches half naked like their leader or idol J.Lo.

Garbage.

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2018

26

Oct

Bella Hadid Big Tits New Face of the Day

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I do not accept Bella Hadid as a model, despite what the rest of the world, and the fashion industry thinks…or the money she makes…

I see some tranny looking rich kid with face injection, so many face injections, who was never hot growing up, but that the industry has decided is a look, thanks to her being rich, having a sister pulling the same rich kid scam as her, and friends who are the Jenners and big black dicked boyfriends who are the biggest songstresses of the year at least two yeears ago..

Watching her do her walk with her fake tits pushed up, and her face all done up, giving her all kinds of edges I don’t think I like…is funny because it’s something she practiced from a young age when they decided modeling was the best life they could life since school is boring and careers are boring….

It’s always the ugly ducklings who have something to prove….and for some reason the whole thing, her success is both offensive and silly but luckily for her…the world likes to suck up to people with all the followers…and it leads to her being “relevant”…when clearly being dog shit.

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2018

26

Oct

Katie Cassidy Nude Bikini of the Day

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KATIE CASSIDY is a bottom of the barrel actress…who you don’t care about because you don’t know who she is….or who you do care about because celebrity fans are fucking weird and committed….

I did watch Partridge Family when it was on TV, because I am old. It was a pretty dumb show but her dad was on it, one of the most important characters on it, at least to the perverts….he was the “Teen Hearthrob”…. before becoming a drunk who makes hot daughters in whoever Katie Cassidy’s mom is……

I guess that Partridge money allows his girl, Katie, to spend her days in bikinis on the beach like some kind of idiot with nothing better to do…because she’s got nothing better to do….that’s called being rich and having a connected dad, even if he’s pretty forgotten, he’s from an era when there were only 3 channels so people know him and give his girl casting call sessions if asked…that’s how Hollywood works.

But as it turns out, David Cassidy is already dead, he died last year…and before he died he said:

“I’ve never had a relationship with her. I wasn’t her father. I was her biological father but I didn’t raise her. She has a completely different life. I’m proud of her. She’s very talented. It’s hard for me to even accept how old she is now.”

WHICH MEANS DADDY ISSUES!!!!

SO – I do appreciate that she’s out there in a bikini though, a little needing to go for a swim….cuz the paparazzi are there…because I know she craves that male attention she never got from her dad and that’s wonderful…

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2018

26

Oct

Halsey Hard Nipples in a Bra of the Day

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Look Halsey, who is following Rita Ora’s lead of “If I claim my black roots, and I don’t mean the roots of my nappy black hair, because I am black, while showing up to every event half naked, while posting to my social media half naked, people will celebrate me, because despite being white and my marketing hustle slutty, they can’t give me a hard time because that is racist”….

What I know is that along with posing slutty, half naked, with her tits out, walking around in a bra all while looking as manly as PINK, Halsey, part of the EDM movement of kids having no taste in actual talent or music skills…because computers make that computer videogame sounds….can become famous and is becoming famous…so get used to seeing her around cuz she’s here….walking around in a bra cuz LA is just that HOT when the paparazzi are nearby…

Fame seeking gutter trash getting rich…all while having no musculature you’d expect being a black woman….because she’s dumpy white trash whether her dad is black or not…you cultural appropriator.

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2018

26

Oct

Nina Dobrev Topless for Fashion of the Day

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As a Canadian, Nina Dobrev is very important to us. You know an immigrant who used the lenient immigration laws in Canada to come through to North America and establish a life, that she relocated to Los Angeles to be on a hit show that I never watched because it was about Vampires and Vampires are stupid….only to never return to Canada…but instead give all her celebrity money to the US in exchange for a work visa, so that she could really be Hollywood…stealing jobs from other Canadians we’d rather export to the US to be on HIT shows….and then stealing jobs from Americans being the immigrant she is.

What I see when I see her is a failed sex worker, because when she moved here in the first place, she could have just as easily become an escort working out of a Toronto club doing bottle service…but instead she’s doing this…which I guess is some level of sex work, but not the kind that can give you AIDS or get you beat up by Russian pimps…

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2018

26

Oct

Ashley Graham Fat Wet Tits for Vogue of the Day

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Ashley Graham is an offensively fat woman who managed to polarize her fatness and make a career out of it, and not the typical career you’d expect a fat woman to have, you know working as a sex worker to black men, or working the bakery at the grocery store, but rather as a model….but like most fat chicks, she’s got fat tits…and like most women…she’s using those tits in VOGUE…a magazine that shouldn’t be featuring her…but that are featuring her because the industry needed a woman to use to pretend they aren’t fat chick haters, even though they are…it’s like the “we aren’t racist we have a black neighbor who we haven’t terrorized out of the neighborhood” logic…

If they put a fat chick in their magazine, they aren’t even skinny fetishists…but what I see is negativity. I realize 90 percent of American women are fat, and that companies, mainly a MONTREAL company has tapped into that market by making fashionable fat chick clothing, who Ashley Graham has a million dollar a year contract with, like a Fat Victoria’s Secret model, in the fat fetish scene…but I think it’s irresponsible to say to fat people that it is ok to be fat, here dress in fashionable fat clothes, don’t suffer more than you already do for being fat, like fitting into chairs and that whole diabetes thing….just focus on what matters…dressing like skinny people while being four times their size…

THAT SAID…Ashley Graham has been working out to get fit, turning on her fat audience because statitistically EVERY fat person hates being fat….even when it gets them paid and in VOGUE…a dream a little fat girl never thought possible…but luckily the world get into fat people.

Ashley Graham Wet and Slutty for Vogue Paris 2

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2018

26

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s secret a while ago. As part of the deal they allowed her to tell people she quit…because no one wants to come across as the evil business who objectifies women, especially those who work for them, because every girl who wants to model dreams of working for them, giving them some power in terms of who they actually work with…..all in the name of selling made in sweat shop panties…mall brand panties…that America, the consumer country who loves shopping, eat up like they are my pervert neighbor who loves eating panties…

She probably pretends it has to do with her family of e with some DJ she needs to police in IBIZA to make sure he doesn’t cheat on her with groupies now that she’s old…but who knows…

I just know she’s back in panties, modeling like old times, because she’s a one trick trick.

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2018

26

Oct

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland posted this picture of her hard nipples because she obviously felt like she looks hot – with this quirky caption:

My pants’ inspirational quote of the day “Falling down is part of life… getting back up is living”
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*DISCLAIMER* Say what you want about me. I can take it. DO NOT, however, attack my fans in the comments section. Telling someone with an illness to DIE?! Get the fuck outta here.

I guess people are making fun of her for her terminal disease, her genetic disorder, the fact she’s hospitalized all the time and has a Kidney Transplant before it was a trend for child stars to swap out their vital organs…a disease that has given her a sense of “who gives a fuck”…empowerment bullshit all these girls who get naked or half naked on social media feel…that rush…that keeps them all doing it…

Either way, hard weird, underdeveloped thanks to a terminal disease nips.

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