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2018

25

Oct

Sofia Richie Pussy Eats her Shorts of the Day

Sofia Richie has a muppet face, that’s not because she’s partially black, that’s more likely because she’s partially a Kardashian / Jenner and jacking herself up, like you jack yourself off, multiple times a day…you’re unemployed and it is a great stress reliever…

She’s wearing the bike shorts, because bike shorts are in style, even though they are pretty fucking gay, but with those bike shorts comes solid pussy definition, the cleavage of this generation, if you’re not rocking a cameltoe hard enough for use to see your clit / uterus / Scott Disick’s cock ring, you don’t exist.

The fact that there is interest in her, when she’s rich, her dad really rich, all because she fucks a 40 year old Kardashian is pretty much representative of all that is wrong in the world…where her walking around with her pussy out is newsworthy when real shit is actually going down….

I think we can look at this as a celebration of the bike short trend, and less about the Kardashian Jenner Richie Hilton trend of the last 15 years…a dynasty, a legacy, that should have never been because there is really no value to anything they do…

It’s like sure, show us all your pussy, leak a sex tape, do it all…but the level of vapid, superficial that comes with these people who aren’t even good looking…and the support they get from the audience like it’s a real storyline that taps into their need to gossip is fucking terrible….and bad for everyone…that’s why I say…target the bomb threats better.

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2018

25

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Topless with Pam Anderson of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is young and is hot….and is probably the most interesting of the celebrity children out there being self absorbed attention seeking cunts, because her dad is so famous and has been for so long, that she doesn’t really need to put any work into being noticed or seen, she’s always just sort of been someone people are drawn to and interested in…partially because her dad is so compelling as a character but also because she’s pretty hot….

So as far as young, spoiled, entitled, rich kids go…she’s pretty good…because we don’t see the spoiled, entitled, rich kid side of things, she’s too good to actually interact with any of us, one of those living in an aquarium being watched, an aquarium that you all want to jerk off into and drown her with your semen…to show her how much you like her….

So many other celebrity kids of far less impressive celebrity dads are out there really trying, while this one just doesn’t come across as entitled, rich, spoiled cunts trying too hard to get seen…almost like she is seemingly down to earth….cuz they have nothing to really prove…they are set for life and don’t need your adoration. BUT that could just be me making biased assumptions thanks to the tits she’s partially showing off in this magazine..because I am a believer that not all of the hot rich youth has to be as disgusting as we know they actually are…tits do that to me.

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2018

25

Oct

Jordyn Jones Hard Nippled Bodysuit of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is one of January Jones’ (who I hear is playing Stormy Daniels in her Biopic, because they both have horse heads) illegitimate children….but I could be wrong…

She could just be a creepily young girl who was on Disney or Youtube or really any vehicle that gets her in front of perverted older men who like younger women who do the whole singing and dancing thing….and they find them with their pervert research….research from being a pervert scrolling instagram for popular slutty pics…and since she has 4,000,000 followers or more on there…her slutty content comes up…and really there is no way to identify age on instagram bikini pics…but when they look like Jordyn Jones, you can assume they are young as fuck, creepily young, even at 18 too young for the typical pervert masturbation, but you’re not the typical pervert…are you…?

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2018

25

Oct

Camila Morrone Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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CAMILA MORRONE is an instagram whore, who I guess is an aspiring actress, who has great tits, that I’ll assume are real, even though nothing is real in this era of face injections, but more and more tits are real, even the big sloppy tits on the small frame tits, thanks to hormones in the food…so for the sake of perversion let’s pretend they are real as they have consistently been large…

Her mom is or was an actress form South America who paved the way for her to follow her lead and be this very important set of tits that no one has really heard of……her stepfather is Al Pacino….or maybe it’s Robert DeNiro….but like the bomb at his restaurant she hasn’t blown up…

But she has blown Leo DiCaprio, who she is the public girlfriend of….cuz dude, I guess still needs to push that he’s not a queer with young 21 year old pussy by his side…

This is an ad, a sponsored post, INSTAGRAM brainwashing all of us…and I appreciate it for their subtle use of their tits…

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Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW

2018

25

Oct

Demi Moore Terrifies Me at Medieval Times on Instagram of the Day

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Demi Moore, one of the early adopters to ridiculous plastic surgery procedures, because she understood that there was no room for old haggard 7s at best in the world….and that after her three retard kids…who destroyed her body and her love for younger cock…she had to step it up and spend some of that Hollywood money, that Bruce Willis Divorce Money, and some of that Ashton Kutcher dot com billionaire money on jacking up her face…

In her case, the plastic surgery did her good, when you look at her pre-fame, nude photos, because she was a girl willing to get naked like so many of these other girls on social media….you’ll see significant improvement….looking better at 60 than at 20 cuz she was that ugly, but not ugly enough to not be able to fuck her way into a career….

She’s a known drug addict, people die in her pool, while she’s on WHIPPETS…and she’s got instagram now…this is her breakout performance at Medieval Times….doing whatever the fuck she’s doing….to promote her instagram

When you’re famous, you just have to do some real basic simplistic shit and people get excited….you don’t even need to pull out those granny aged tits…

Here’s her mutant from her womb….Rumer Willis who Got Them Titties On of the Day

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2018

24

Oct

Iggy Azalea Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Iggy Azalea brought her tits out….thighs out….because that is what she does, she is trying to get herself attention, the story of her life, and really the story of all these people, if you can call them people, cuz they are whores…

So to get noticed, you need to get down, competing with each other and they do it as basic as womanly possible….it’s a girl thing, assuming she is a girl….

She is garbage, she is trash….cultural appropriating…pretending to not be some Australian trash she is…

The internet is lies and so are her assses

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2018

24

Oct

Cara Delevingne Bra of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is the Stella Maxwell of her generation…..who dated A-List celebrities of the same sex because it’s edgy, after making some progress in the LONDON SCENE, attending all the key events, so that she was dialed into the scene hard enough, thanks to being a rich kid with access….eventually being labeled a model because that’s what they name this average looking women who have manipulated their way to the decision makers who decide collectively that she’s good, got the right look and attitude and is the voice of the NOW….

So she went “viral”…got famous is now an actor, because one step up from model is actor. Neither require any talent….

So she’s still around…fucking celebs..not quite A-Listers but Ashley Benson…a plus sized girl….because Cara Delevingne is so current she knows body positivity when she’s fisting it….because it makes her feel skinnier and better about herself. That’s just how vapid all these idiots are.

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Posted in:Cara Delevigne|SFW

2018

24

Oct

Annalynn McCord Spreads her Legs of the Day

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Annalynn McCord, the 90210 trash that never mattered even when she was on TV, but who did great Public Relations, better than most people on TV, because she was fucking everywhere.

She was like the new hire at some company, who within a week is on every single committee, bringing in donuts for everyone daily, sucking the Boss’ dick on lunchbreak in the conference room…you know a keener, a go-getter, a getting it done kind of girl…that never gets a raise and who establishes herself as the girl who set the bar too high for herself early on, making everyone kinda hate her, undervalue her and not give her the compensation deserved based on effort.

Annalynn McCord was like give it her all, which amounted to nothing, but I guess she’s in LA, probably has a nice house, she was making money during the crash so it may have backed out nicely for her, and resorts to spreading her legs in a bikini on social media, but not spreading it far enough cuz I can’t see the clit and without a clit..is it even a spread pussy shot..I DONT THINK SO.

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2018

24

Oct

Jessie James Decker Tribute to her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessie James Decker posted up a really emotional and heart felt commentary about her ass:

No squats on left vs squats and heavy weights and eating more protein on the right… the left is after Bubby and the right is yesterday (6/12 months after giving birth to Forrest) I am not quite at my goal yet but I’m getting close! I have to be honest even though I was 10 lbs lighter on the left I prefer my body on the right.

Now I don’t know who Jessie James Decker is, the only Jesse James I know is a Cowboy, and the only Jesse Jane I know was a porn star who may still be a porn star…

But I do know I can respect any woman with 3,000,000 followers, who claims to be a country singer, all redneck with good old fashioned family values, like she’s Dollywood, while still being white trash….posting a tribute to her ass for her fans.

It’s very fucking weird…but I guess a thick ass is important to a woman who used to fuck Reggie Bush in 2010 after Kim K…you know those Kim Kardashian fuckers and their love for ass….that may have given her Kim Kardashian level AIDS….but is now with Eric Decker – a white guy – because once you go black athlete you can still go white athlete because they all shower and fuck each other in the lockerrooms…there is no color…just dick on dick….Sports are queer.

She has 3 kids with the white guy, the first one just 8 months and 3.5 weeks after their marriage…

Wholesome whores are the best whores…it makes their whore intentions less whore-ish….

Here’s more of her bikini…

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Posted in:Jessie James Decker|SFW

2018

23

Oct

Sofia Richie New Tits of the Day

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I don’t know if Sofia Richie has new tits or not, but why the fuck can’t I clickbait like the rest of the world, with my headlines to trap you…in a you’ll never believe this, you’ll never guess what happens next, pile of bullshit that the internet has mastered, because the internet is full of half retards who barely know how to use computers…that’s what happened when it went mainstream…

So Sofia Richie and her tits, that could be new tits, none of these rich young cunts are real anymore…why would they be when they can make themselves out to be hotter than they naturally are with daddy’s credit card…a trend that is spilling over into all the young people I see on the streets on days I leave my house.

She’s a bootleg Kardashian, literally, she even fucks / dates / is baby sat by one of the Kardashians husbands, because why use your access for anything good, when you can just sit around with your tits out, feeling hot and praise from the world, cuz you’re a rich kid who will never be more influential or leave a legacy quite as magical as her dad Lionel…but who can sure as hell get IG likes by being a slut third tier cast member on the reality show that spans social media crafted by the evil empire America hasn’t eliminated yet….

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