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2018

28

Sep

Maria Sharapova Wet Black Bikini Still a Cheater of the Day

Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….who was suspended from the tennis circuit for a year, not an entire career, because they pretended her meds were legitimate to cure real issues, even though they were used as performing enhancing drugs and were banned…something you’d think her doctors and team would be aware of…and were aware of…but they got caught..and when you get caught you eed to lie to get out of it, if you can’t prove the lie is a lie, you’re fine..

So now she’s back and she is in a bikini….showing off her performance enhanced body…that I don’t really appreciate despite my tennis fetish, a sport I used to love when the women were less ripped and the sport less aggressive, because they flashed panties and made what sounded like sex cries, but now, to compete with the powerful Williams sisters, they all need to bulk up, and that alone, is harder to jerk off to, unless you’re a queer, which you are, so here.

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2018

28

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin and Amelia Hamlin Braless of the Day

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Two sisters from LA, who are on the lower tier of relevant in comparison to the other girls they grew up with, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t trying to get noticed, to matter, to be seen. I mean they come from a low hanging fruit celebrity stock, but were brought up amongst other kids with far richer parents than them, so they know they have to put that extra effort in, effort that the parents fully support and contribute to, because they want Hadid/Jenners of their own…you know relevant young sluts….

So they get out there nipples out, braless, cuz people don’t wear bras anymore, doing the sister fetish to all dudes who have wanted to fuck a set of sisters, both at the same time or at different times, and the whole thing is pretty silly, but not too silly to post, because Lisa Rina, their mom with the fake lips, who may or may not have had sex with Trump on Celebrity apprentice, is a carnival freak in her own right, so seeing her offspring doing this…is newsworthy to me.

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2018

28

Sep

Lady Gaga Possible Pussy Flash of the Day

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Lady Gaga is unfortunately working as an actress now, and with that comes her promo tour, we just can’t get rid of this bitch….her music here to stain our fucking brains as it does….

I would say that the highlight of my career as a titty blogger happened in 2010, when I went to a music award show in Toronto Canada that I managed to sneak into with some gold bracelet….there was an open bar, I got drunk, lost my camera, went to the after party, saw Perez Hilton fight with Will I Am, while Lady Gaga was by his side, trying to launch her career off Perez Hilton’s back….blogs were important back then, just not this blog…she was wearing fishnets and a panties in public, something you only saw at the clubs on the party gogo dancing whores…and it was in a weird way the begining of a pantsless era of girls being pantsless…

But the highlight of my titty blogging career was actually being in Lindsay Lohan’s hotel room with her, drinking her alcohol, she was a more premium talent…

Lady Gaga, has for a decade or close to a decade offended me, as she manipulates losers to buy into her…and she’s been consistently ugly, no matter how naked she gets, and the whole thing has been terrible on all of our spirits but no one even realize that they are being manipulated by her.

She’s out flashing her crotch, it’s how she markets herself, but don’t try to grab her by the pussy, even if it is he american way, this is just an invite to have you notice her, not have you touch her…you sexual assaulters and your vague memories of assaulting since no one wants to be seen as a sexual assaulter…even if every dude out there wants to be grabbing all the pussy they can…it’s a gender issue really..

Either way, an ugly girl trying to be hot, continues…

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2018

28

Sep

Alyson Stoner Bikini Booty of the Day

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Alyson Stoner is 25 year old Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all 25 year old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini…

You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her….

More creepily, she was in Missy Elliott videos…you perverts….and now she’s giving you what you’ve wanted her to give you all along…bikini pics of her dance ass to jerk off to because you can…it’s your right…why else would she be posting bikini pics if not to make you jerk off..

Oh right, to show you her living her best life, obviously nothing sexual…

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2018

28

Sep

Lily Collins Spreads Her Legs for Fashion of the Day

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I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because her dad is Phil Collins, but it does increase her stock price a little bit, knowing she’s got all kinds of daddy issues and mental problems as all that shit is relative and all that shit is specific to the person’s life, so the person who has everything and has always had everything, will not know they have everything, and really money or a famous dad doesn’t make for a better life to begin with, but it does buy nice things if you’re the dude who is smart enough to K-FED her..

I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because of her acting career that stems from being Phil Collin’s daughter, you know that dude’s got connections…

I am a fan of Lily Collins…because she’s skinny and I guess showing her dick in this photoshoot.

GO! Dick! Flashes!

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2018

28

Sep

Fat Girl Hard Nipples for Baked Goods Ariel Winter of the Day

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Ariel Winter is an emotional eater, you can tell by how many times she’s had her breasts reduced, yet they are still big, it’s from diet …She’s also constantly exercising, at least on social media, which means she’s always exercising, since social media isn’t a lie or fabrication or manipulation of what is actually going on, which in Ariel Winter’s case is chronic eating….

I figure she’s disgusting because she’s been sold off to the media at a young age, celebrated, and doesn’t realize how gross she is, especially in her low level instagramming, thanks to all that positive feedback, but we all know eventually all these people break and crack….

Child Stars are all fucking broken…so it may or may not be genetics, it may just be bad habits, that I guesa she’s learning to accept her psychological issues with the content she’s been putting up…food. The key to obesity and I guess this whole body positivity movement that comes with emotional eating.

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2018

27

Sep

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Bella Hadid has hard nipples – but not because she is a woman and this is what nipples do…

She has hard nipples because she’s a legitimate fashion model, and they are the accessory of the year, you know being on trend or a trendsetter is the most important thing to her life, and all of the world looks onto her to see what she does next. That’s the influencer life…even though she seems like a phony, hack, lie, bullshit, with no soul. She doesn’t seem to have anything interesting or creative or exciting about her. Like all rich girls…she’s just lucky to be rich. It places her in the right place.

Her hard nipples are designed solely to show off her tits, because people like her tits, and she aims to please so that no one realizes that she’s scamming and a lie…

You know…I KNOW.

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2018

27

Sep

It’s Phoebe Price’s Birthday of the Day

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It’s the most important day of the year, because my friend, and talent, that is the most incredible personality to come out of Hollywood, is celebrating her Birthday…despite being timeless, ageless, forever perfect creature sent from heaven…….the kind of thing that is just iconic and forever….a landmark….

Phoebe Price…the goddess, the master media manipulator, the beauty the paparazzi take pics of and tabloids cover…she is the biggest personality, with some of the best style choices, and outrageous outfits you may or may not have jerked off to.

She times her outfits to themes, giving the people something to talk about, publicity stunts before….everyone was trying to get famous…where she got herself famous…

Allowing us all to enjoy her, and her huge tits…

Celebrated, despite never having a sex tape. Even though I want her to have a sex tape. But she’ll never have a sex tape. But she will still bring the borners….

Phoebe Price’s birthday is like all of our birthday – because we all get to appreciate the joy she brings us…

I am a lifelong fan, and no better way to show her our love than to stare at her big Souther Redheaded tits.

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2018

27

Sep

Bar Refaeli Wet Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli , the world’s favorite thing to come out of Israel, besides ICQ…and Jesus Christ….because unlike ICQ…and Jesus Christ Bar Refaeli’s got some tits…big Jewish tits…that give us hope of a better tomorrow…that Jewish millionaires and billionaires can look at and think “maybe I don’t need to convert some French Canadian whore to be my wife, and I can stick with my people”…..

She’s old, a mom, married, settled down…no longer dating Leo Dicaprio like Gisele Bundchen did, in what has come up in recent days as being her darkest time, back when she wanted to kill herself due to terrible panic attacks, because mental health is a real thing, and affects overpaid models like it affects people with real problems….

Gisele said:

“I felt like I wasn’t allowed to feel bad. But I felt powerless. Your world becomes smaller and smaller, and you can’t breathe, which is the worst feeling I’ve ever had,” she continued.

Bündchen added that she contemplated suicide after she started having panic attacks at home. “I actually had the feeling of, ‘If I just jump off my balcony, this is going to end, and I never have to worry about this feeling of my world closing in,'”

That has nothing to do with Bar Refaeli, other than that they are Eskimo Brothers and choose the same A-Lister to increase their model profile.

What has to do with Bar Refaeli is her slutty bikini pics for social media, much easier to stay in the eye of the public than actual working….She’s rich, why bother…but even the rich like people jerking off to their tits…it’s a fact.

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2018

27

Sep

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked, being cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack, only to go back to modelling, and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model so it makes sense…you know on brand marketing….

I find her one of the hottest models there ever was, especially out of the UK, where we normally see yellow/green toothed grey skinned Chimney Sweepers….

She is now a mom, has a kid with some bad rich as fuck celebrity, as these models do….

I don’t know if that has anything to do with her hard nipples, you know nipples change, bodies change when you’ve had milk filled tits…milk filled tits we all wished we nourished ourselves with, you know after attaching her to our milking machine in our basement, to produce Rosie Huntington cheese to serve at all our fancy dinner parties…right?

That nipple placement…fantastic….

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