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2018

01

Oct

Nina Agdal Topless Selfie of the Day

Nina Agdal Tits Topless Mirror Selfie

Nina Agdal brought her retard forehead in full DOWNS SYNDROME glory to everyone’s attention in what could be a hotel room instillation of lameness – with some bullshit fashion quote that idiots find inspiring or interesting – because people are fucking retards and have no taste…and they fucking love quotes as they speak to their narcissism…

She also brought her tits, old tits, but tits that have been used to create Nina Agdal as both a Swimsuit model, because you don’t need to be non-retarded to be a swim model, you just need to be in a bikini…..and Leo’s sloppy seconds cuz he never knocked this bitch up..he probably doesn’t want no retard bastard babies running around…

Here they are being squeezed up with her hands….as you’d do…if you want the world to see you feel yourself up and by world I mean her lame fan base of perverts like you.

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2018

01

Oct

Paris Jackson Slutty for Fashion Magazine of the Day

Paris Jackson Slutty Topless Cleavage for Fashion Narcisse Magazine

Here’s some Paris Jackson modeling in her underwear pics for the Michael Jackson fans who just can never give up on their boy MJ, even though they did back when he was being accused of raping all those little boys, a story that no one believed and felt was extortion against the man…something that for some reason..no one can relate to anymore…

I wonder How many concerts did MJ perform after the Child Molestation Allegations of 1993? CHILD MOLESTATION! I mean that’s fucking huge. Way worse than pinning a girl on a bed with your boner…

How many record sales did he generate after the allegations? How many endorsement deals did he get?

Why didn’t the world care as much about child rape back then? When he died, the world celebrated him as a master…not a masterbater of children…

It’s just weird to me when I see that comedians, jerking off in their hotel room for some whores, are witch hunted, but MJ lives on as a legend…through his daughter and heiress in her panties…

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2018

01

Oct

Sarah Hyland Braless Weird Titty Erotica of the Day

Sarah Hyland Braless Weird Titty Yellow Dress

Our girl Sarah Hyland, who has some freakish genetic disorder that made her look 12 until she was 30, and you all liked that about her, because you’re fucking perverts….posted up her #BelieveAllWomen (a terrifying concept since some women are vindictive and evil) story the other day that went a little something like …all dudes are perverts trying to get in.


The 27-year-old actor shared her horrifying ordeal in a Twitter post, using the hashtag #whyididntreport #metoo #believeallwomen

“He was a friend. It was New Year’s Eve my senior year of high school. Everyone was drunk. He broke into the bathroom I was in, I hoped it was a dream but my ripped tights in the morning proved otherwise. I thought no one would believe me. I didn’t want to be called dramatic. After all, I didn’t say no. Shock can do that to a person,”

I mean…I am sure every single woman in the world has a story like this, and I am sure every single woman in the world is sharing their stories like this, I’ve been out in public, I’ve see how drunk people act, people get aggressive, people are predators, men are perverts…..which is why she should carry a weapon, to shoot fuckers in the face when they get too close, even though that would go against their anti-gun-law politics, even if it would solve their anti-rape politics…

I guess her sexual assault, and sexualization at a young age on TV, because men are perverts, is why she’s dating a homosexual dude who is clearly the sensitive type who looks like he was in a boyband or listened to boy bands and had frosted tipped hair at least once in his life. A dude who has the vibe of all the Disney Kids in LA trying to make it…who saw an opportunity to be straight for pay…as dating Sarah Hyland is great marketing, plus they don’t even have to fuck..cuz she’s all broken from her disease…

It’s a gay best friend situation, he’s supporting and loving, and helps the sad victim of abuse get through the whole being a broken child star thing…

All while the lack of sex is making her far weirder, and more of an exhibitionist, tits out, reclaiming her sexuality, that was taken from her in high school, and that she never had, except maybe to a bunch of you pervert weridos….

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2018

01

Oct

Sofia Richie Big New Titties of the Day

Sofia Richie Big TIts Tight Black Swimsuit Pussy Print

Sofia Richie is an inspiring creature to all of you people out there, but really only because she’s in a bathing suit showing off her Lionel Richie – Hello is it me you’re looking for – tits….

Ultimately, she represents all that is wrong with the world, thanks to social media, everyone gets obsessed with people richer than they are, living better lives than they are, and for some reason think that people like Sofia Richie are more fulfilled or meaningful than they are.

The fact is she’s a rich kid, with a trust fund, capable of doing anything, but instead decides to be cast in the Kardashian show as 50 year old Scott Disick’s pussy….so that she can grow her audience.

This is a person who can do anything in life, ANYTHING at all, but she chooses that…

I mean…if that doesn’t clearly state that all she’s good for is looking at her tits, I don’t know what does….because she’s garbage…

That’s not to say this is all she’ll ever be, or that she can’t amount to something, she is young and rich, maybe this is just fun for now, but anyone who finds being affiliated with the Kardashians fun….is Garbage.

But their tits in a bathing suit are alright.
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Sofia Richie Big TIts Tight Black Swimsuit Spread Legs

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Here she is in a see through dress

Sofia Richie See Through Black Dress Big Tits

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2018

01

Oct

Lohan Abducting Human Trafficked Children of the Day

I think some of the greatest news – is that Lindsay Lohan has been using her celebrity to go viral lately….she’s just trolling all you fuckers..

The first time was with her stupid dance that people are doing in clubs everywhere, not that I go to clubs but i assume that people in clubs trying to get pussy are like, watch me “do the lohan”…

Now she’s gone viral of IG live abducting a kid or kids from their homeless mother, because she assumed they were being human trafficked, and she is a fucking hero, a vigilante, using her fame for good….and tried to stop it….only to get hit….in what I assume was all staged because nothing is real…and everyone is buying into it…without remembering that Lohan is a star, knows everyone, she’s just been vacationing the last few years, and can easily mastermind hilarious content…and have the best writers help her do it.

This is a great event, the first of many I am sure, I like that Lohan has made a comeback with her Arab Accent…because I’ve always been a fan, she is my spirit animal…and for that reason alone let’s look at her tits…..for old times…great tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2018

28

Sep

Maria Sharapova Wet Black Bikini Still a Cheater of the Day

Maria Sharapova Wet Black Bikini Tits Abs Pussy Print Wet

Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….who was suspended from the tennis circuit for a year, not an entire career, because they pretended her meds were legitimate to cure real issues, even though they were used as performing enhancing drugs and were banned…something you’d think her doctors and team would be aware of…and were aware of…but they got caught..and when you get caught you eed to lie to get out of it, if you can’t prove the lie is a lie, you’re fine..

So now she’s back and she is in a bikini….showing off her performance enhanced body…that I don’t really appreciate despite my tennis fetish, a sport I used to love when the women were less ripped and the sport less aggressive, because they flashed panties and made what sounded like sex cries, but now, to compete with the powerful Williams sisters, they all need to bulk up, and that alone, is harder to jerk off to, unless you’re a queer, which you are, so here.

Maria Sharapova Black Bikini Jumping

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2018

28

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin and Amelia Hamlin Braless of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin and Amelia Hamlin Braless hard nipples

Two sisters from LA, who are on the lower tier of relevant in comparison to the other girls they grew up with, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t trying to get noticed, to matter, to be seen. I mean they come from a low hanging fruit celebrity stock, but were brought up amongst other kids with far richer parents than them, so they know they have to put that extra effort in, effort that the parents fully support and contribute to, because they want Hadid/Jenners of their own…you know relevant young sluts….

So they get out there nipples out, braless, cuz people don’t wear bras anymore, doing the sister fetish to all dudes who have wanted to fuck a set of sisters, both at the same time or at different times, and the whole thing is pretty silly, but not too silly to post, because Lisa Rina, their mom with the fake lips, who may or may not have had sex with Trump on Celebrity apprentice, is a carnival freak in her own right, so seeing her offspring doing this…is newsworthy to me.

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Posted in:Amelia Hamlin|Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2018

28

Sep

Lady Gaga Possible Pussy Flash of the Day

Lady Gaga is unfortunately working as an actress now, and with that comes her promo tour, we just can’t get rid of this bitch….her music here to stain our fucking brains as it does….

I would say that the highlight of my career as a titty blogger happened in 2010, when I went to a music award show in Toronto Canada that I managed to sneak into with some gold bracelet….there was an open bar, I got drunk, lost my camera, went to the after party, saw Perez Hilton fight with Will I Am, while Lady Gaga was by his side, trying to launch her career off Perez Hilton’s back….blogs were important back then, just not this blog…she was wearing fishnets and a panties in public, something you only saw at the clubs on the party gogo dancing whores…and it was in a weird way the begining of a pantsless era of girls being pantsless…

But the highlight of my titty blogging career was actually being in Lindsay Lohan’s hotel room with her, drinking her alcohol, she was a more premium talent…

Lady Gaga, has for a decade or close to a decade offended me, as she manipulates losers to buy into her…and she’s been consistently ugly, no matter how naked she gets, and the whole thing has been terrible on all of our spirits but no one even realize that they are being manipulated by her.

She’s out flashing her crotch, it’s how she markets herself, but don’t try to grab her by the pussy, even if it is he american way, this is just an invite to have you notice her, not have you touch her…you sexual assaulters and your vague memories of assaulting since no one wants to be seen as a sexual assaulter…even if every dude out there wants to be grabbing all the pussy they can…it’s a gender issue really..

Either way, an ugly girl trying to be hot, continues…

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2018

28

Sep

Alyson Stoner Bikini Booty of the Day

Alyston Stoner White Bikini Booty

Alyson Stoner is 25 year old Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all 25 year old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini…

You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her….

More creepily, she was in Missy Elliott videos…you perverts….and now she’s giving you what you’ve wanted her to give you all along…bikini pics of her dance ass to jerk off to because you can…it’s your right…why else would she be posting bikini pics if not to make you jerk off..

Oh right, to show you her living her best life, obviously nothing sexual…

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2018

28

Sep

Lily Collins Spreads Her Legs for Fashion of the Day

Lily Collins Pussy Flash Legs Spread Nude Dress

I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because her dad is Phil Collins, but it does increase her stock price a little bit, knowing she’s got all kinds of daddy issues and mental problems as all that shit is relative and all that shit is specific to the person’s life, so the person who has everything and has always had everything, will not know they have everything, and really money or a famous dad doesn’t make for a better life to begin with, but it does buy nice things if you’re the dude who is smart enough to K-FED her..

I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because of her acting career that stems from being Phil Collin’s daughter, you know that dude’s got connections…

I am a fan of Lily Collins…because she’s skinny and I guess showing her dick in this photoshoot.

GO! Dick! Flashes!

Lily Collins Hard Nipples Black Dress

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