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2018

27

Sep

Sofia Richie Big TIts of the Day

The nice thing about rich kids who don’t need to work a day in their life because their dad is Lionel Richie, so that they can spend their time dating a Kardashian for attention and media hype and followers, because people are into the Kardashians, and rich kids love attention….is that they have the budget to continue eating and eating all the best foods, always food in the house, so that they can carry their weight in their tits….you know hormones in the food, and all those medical spa treatments that come with being on set of the Kardashian show, which I assume she’s on, otherwise why would the media be bothering with her and her relationship with Scott Disick…

More importantly, why does her 18-20 year old face look so beat…and old…

I guess we don’t need to bother with face when the tits be out. Complicated marketing strategy. I wonder how many people at the Kardashian marketing agency came up with this nonsense.

Do better people. I mean this is all so boring.

As if she does fucking groceries…I mean come on people….

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2018

26

Sep

Alexis Ren See Through Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren is finally on mainstream TV, which I guess is the top for a social media personality…..

Not that anyone watches TV, but it’s something to post on her social media channels, that she’s amassed a huge fanbase through posting nudes….

Maybe it’s that feeling like you have a legit career, or you are a legit personality now that TV is trying to find ways to survive…use people with followers…

I guess she’s trying to prove that she’s more than just a bitch who posts nudes for attention….

But then this shit comes out, and you know she’s just a bitch who posts nudes for attention….

It gets her likes, and likes gets her on TV, why would she bother stopping, she didn’t buy those tits for nothing people.

So here she is being young, relevant and inspiring to other young people, who may not know what Dancing with the Stars is, but who understand what millions and millions of followers you try to keep following is…

This system works for me.

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2018

26

Sep

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones has 4 Million Followers on Instagram and is in a bikini….doing slutty content for the perverts out there.

Jordyn Jones is a professional dancer, or maybe she’s a pop singer, with technology now, you can be anything you want to be…

From my extensive research, she is 18, and ok to jerk off to, not that that stopped you Jordyn Jones fans from jerking off to her before March 13th of this year, because I have this theory, and it’s a good one….and that theory is that fucking pervert dudes scroll instagram where she has 4,000,000 followers, and I can assure you not all are 16 year old girls…and youtube where she has over a 200 million views…which I can assure you aren’t all from 16 year old girls…cuz perverts seek and hunt this shit down….and you can watch shit anonymous…

Not that Jordyn Jones cares, she clearly knows all about sexualizing herself with her seductive dance channels and half naked shoots…showing off a fit dance body…

She’s been at this since 2012, when she was 12, and on some Dance Competition TV show….that you all probably watched and flagged her someone to check back in with when she was older post puberty.

The world is a sick place, and the only tragedy in this is she’s a dancer who made it, when I prefer dancers to fail and end up strippers….

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2018

26

Sep

Bebe Rexha Big Fat Ass in Latex Pants of the Day

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BEBE REXHA, who is not her sister Anna REXIA….because she’s thick as fuck and clearly eats a lot to maintain this body…you know as a singer and dancer producing garbage pop music you burn a lot of calories and those who are destined to be 300 pounds can usually balance that out to maintain a semi-normal size do to the calorie intensive burn of pop music performances…

I have seen her name, BEBE REXHA, out there a lot, but still haven’t heard one of her songs, which is probably a good thing, because it’s safe to assume it’s like everything else going on in pop music…and that means terrible, because kids have no taste, music isn’t music, it’s all videogame soundtracks…

I don’t know why she is out there grabbing her ass in Latex, but it is her slapping and grabbing her fat ass, something you can tell she’s proud of and feels is her best feature, and what people give her attention for….so give the people what they want…no time for teasing in an era where you need to clickbait hard and heavy to even be noticed.

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2018

26

Sep

Giada De Laurentiis Bikini of the Day

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Giada De Laurentiis is a 48 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her…

So despite being old as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics…

She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from….

Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others…

So her tits, like all tits people seem to care about, come from money and fame before she even existed…and there’s nothing impressive in making a career from that…but being bold enough to wear a bikini at 100 years old…that’s impressive..I guess.

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2018

26

Sep

Josephine Skriver Ass Shot of the Day

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The most disappointing thing about these Josephine Skriver or THIS Josephine Skriver picture is that she posted it to promote Football, or her favorite team, the Raiders, who I guess she’s getting paid to promote, because she’s from Europe, what the fuck business does she have being a fan of a footaball team, unless it’s just for their colors, who fucking knows, but it’s been something I’ve seen on her feed for over a year, and something that I saw this weekend when she posted it, that I even screenshotted because I was like “I’ll post that on Monday”….to which I forgot to post on Monday, because ultimately there are too many sluts getting naked for likes that I can’t keep track of them all, and really I find the whole thing irritating, like when you work in an ice cream shop and can’t eat ice cream, staring at this shit all day doesn’t negatively affect me or turn me gay, but it irritates me how boring it may be…

What isn’t boring is the storyline I’ve written from this one who was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this…

Naughty, slutty, but she’s doing it for her team bro…

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2018

26

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Legs of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is an angel sent from heaven and even when she looks like pure shit – she’s still magical and will always be…maybe it’s because she represents an era we all love and hated when it was happening, destroyed by the paparazzi before you were able to produce you own content that would have destroyed you back then, but now gets you celebrated…

She’s a what the fuck happened, what could have been so amazing, self destructed….

She was the BIGGESt fucking deal in Hollywood, with her 8 or 9 Academy award nominations and 6 wins….for life changing movies like Freaky Friday….to someone always in the paparazzi, destroyed by the paparazzi, turned to drugs thanks to the hard life she lived, despite it being a cushy fucking life compared to people with real problems, but entitled brats don’t grasp that..

Now she’s a fucking novelty act in Arab countries who love American things like Mercedes and designer clothing…

If you know what I mean…and what I mean is that Lohan, despite looking terrible, is still a goddess to me….

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Here she is acting in her latest movie, glad to see she’s back….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2018

26

Sep

Bella Hadid is Terrifying in a Lingerie Dress of the Day

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Bella Hadid is skinny. She has big tits. She is a rich kid who’s father purchased a career for her, and who has shown the world the power of putting some budget into instagram early on, because it allows you to get a captivated audience which will be desirable to marketing people who are too lazy to find ways to make themselves captivating by selling captivating product, but who are instead rich enough to throw a million dollars at idiots like this…

Bella Hadid also has a pointy fucking face, with hard edges, and looks like a man, or a witch, or something in Movie make-up for a horror movie, which may be her next place, and that is weird considering all the face injections she’s had to look like a Mysterious Elvira type character….

I just find her too much hype and a whole lot of dog shit.

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2018

26

Sep

Fat Kylie Jenner and her Super Car of the Day

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Fat Kylie Jenner squeezed into some spandex to look like she’s got a hot body for the hip hop community that is into this kind of body, now that her pussy’s been officially banged out hard enough to welcome all the black cock that can be thrown at her, to fill the void that was left in her soul when her mother monetized her at the age of 3, and continued to monetize her through her adult years, while her dad was out cutting his dick off, and her sisters were forcing her to look the part of the instagram whore the hip hop community would appreciate, with fat injected into her ass from her gut, her face rebuilt to sell cosmetics, all while breeding because she either had too many abortions or felt it’d be a fun accessory for her life…I don’t have the answers, but I blame OJ.

Girls don’t naturally carry their weight like this, they don’t ave flat stomachs and hip to waist ratio when they are this size, it’s all created in a lab, or the family’s plastic surgery ward of their house, and it’s been really fucking terrible for impressionable young girls, who look up to these people and by what they are influenced to buy, and do what they do, because everything about them, besides the ability to sell merchandise, is fucking awful.

The fact they still exist and are a thing is insane, but when you’re billionaires, I guess it’s easy to be trashy and visible to the world who should stone you to death, but instead pay attention to you and your fat asses…

The whole thing, disturbing. I mean the fact the ugly girls can make it as hot girls…crazy….but then again her dad is making it as a woman…so I guess the world is your oyster when you’re rich and disgusting and shameless.

So fucking gross.

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2018

26

Sep

Rat Cow in Vouge Spain of the Day

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Everyone’s favorite tits that don’t matter but that have a lot of followers and that think they matter….are in VOGUE SPAIN.

This is all thanks to these tits thinking they are important, and spending years being brought to all kinds of relevant events, with relevant people, getting jobs with relevant companies, making relevant money…. all thanks to being in a music video topless, when they were younger…and tits were more exciting to people….

These tits, and their host body have put a lot of effort into making people believe they matter, they have tried so fucking hard, and I guess it’s paying off for her…and I guess there’s something we can all learn from this and that is that if you have a set of big tits….ANYTHING is possible…dreams can come true…perverts will always be down to look at them in various states of undress, even if it’s just for a few seconds….

Vogue Spain…it’s happening…It’s boring…

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