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2018

09

Aug

Ruby Rose as Bat Trans Woman of the Day

I don’t understand dudes who are all hyped on Ruby Rose, I actually never met dudes hyped on Ruby Rose, but if I did, it would be safe to say they are faggots, or lesbians, as we aren’t supposed to be coded to be turned on by a female Bieber with dark hair and tattoos, it’s weird.

The only people I think that like Ruby Rose, are the people who control the media, liberal women, and those liberal women like her because she looks like a dude and allows them to feel more open with their sexuality because they can say they had lesbian feelings once when imagining frenching Ruby Rose after a marathon on Netflix with one too many glasses of Rose.

I have been consistent in my messaging. If you look at Ruby Rose objectively, not with dick in hand while jerking off a few years back when you were into tattooed women back when it was a trend, but is no longer a trend, sorry tattooed women you’re stuck being off trend….

She’s a fucking boy and you’re a pedo.

That said, Hollywood is repetitive, they try to leverage hype to promote garbage and are using her as their new Batwoman in crap that will be popular, because you’re all a bunch of Queers into comic books…

Here she is at some event looking like Celine Dion….

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Her official status celebrating being “bat woman”


This is something I would have died to have seen on TV when I was a young member of the LGBT community who never felt represented on tv and felt alone and different.
Thank you everyone. Thank you god.

Shut the fuck up bro.

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2018

09

Aug

Selma Blair Bikini of the Day

Yo, Selma Blair, that’s where you went 10 years ago when everyone forgot you…off somewhere in a bikini…like a Castaway on some Swiss Family Robinson shipwrecked shit, only intentional because the heat in the Hollywood Kitchen was too hot to handle…but you’ve washed up ashore thanks to a little raft you made from twigs, shells and your vaginal mucus that strangely got thicker and thicker each year out there without the proper hygiene tools needed to clean up after fucking yourself with a piece of coral one night after getting drunk on your fermented coconut meat….Pirate Shit…

I don’t know where I am going with this, but girl’s been invisible, and now she’s found, and it’d be a celebration, if she wasn’t 50.

Old as fuck.

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2018

08

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Bikini of the Day

It’s always a sad day when you realize you missed to Irina Shayk in a bikini pictures that have been popping of around the internet – because you don’t really give a fuck about Irina Shayk or any of these sluts and posting their pics is tedious.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate this sex worker’s laser sharp focus on making her dreams come true….which was going from some Russian babe, to a soccer girlfriend to a queer, acting as beard, to Sports Illustrated to A-List rich as fuck actor’s baby momma…strategy and execution…the russian way….from rigging elections to taking the sperm of your heroes their competitive and ruthless approach – gets results.

It’s hard to not be a fan, plus for a while, she was the hottest thing Sports Illustrated had going for them…but that could just be my Cold War loving, Communist Block appreciating, rationed bread supporting….perversion….cuz I am just drawn to that USSR shit….

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2018

08

Aug

Julianne Hough Instagram Whoring cuz She Bad Mormon-ing of the Day

Julianne Hough is half naked in IDAHO no YOU DA HO while doing brand deals all over her instagram like all these sluts on instagram – because she’s a slut.

Don’t let her marriage confuse you, or take you off course in your thinking of her being a slut, because looking at her social media content you will see she’s clearly a slut.

I am sure that’s something her brother could tell you, I mean if you were his friend in high school having locker room talk like Trump and Billy Bush….bragging about her willingness to take it up the ass the way he wants it, cuz he’s a queer, in order to not have inbred babies….something humiliating to most inbreeders who fuck…

I guess in order to maintain that coverage and attention on the social media channels – she’s been keeping her slut on – like all good Mormon Girls Gone Bad….I mean she’s pure Hollywood, I assume no longer fucking her brother in dance routines, but still masturbation fodder from being a stripper who never was, who ruins marriages as some kind of temptress she is, not very Mormon is what I am getting at, more like porno to people who watch Dancing With the Stars, cuz they don’t go to stripclubs, but who jerk off to it in the bathroom while their wife is in the kitchen baking muffins, living a life of shame….because instincts can’t be squashed…

What I am trying to say is that she’s fucked Ryan Seacrest, and the whores I know who have fucked him have all told me the same story of how much of a pervert he is…so this Mormon Gone Wild…knows what she’s doing here…in Idaho…

And a video

In other more interesting news, I clicked on the geotag where this Mormon Julianne Garbage is…and came across a far more fun pic of some instagrammer on the booty hustle naked

Kortney Holden living the Idaho no YOU DA HO dream….

Julianne Hough is old. Out with the old.

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2018

08

Aug

Josephine Skriver Tight Skirt of the Day

Josephine Skriver came to America after being created in a lab by some evil genius homosexual genetic engineer, who I guess got his start in Nazi Germany on the Eugenics program before settling in Amsterdam for the weed and hookers, oh right, he’s gay…in which case…he was there for the cock…all homos are cock motivated…anything to get some dick on dick action…

Well, when she came to America after her dad sold her back to the company that funded his research in making babes in a testube…she was a virgin and is still with the mooch fuck she lost her virginity to…who we can assume she pays for everything for…thanks to being rich and him having that strong pimp game…masterminding a bitch.

And this post isn’t about that, it’s just about the simple fact that she does look good.

What a slut…who has only fucked one dude in her life.

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2018

08

Aug

Michelle Williams in a Magazine Wearing a One Piece for Heath Ledger of the Day

Michelle Williams will never forget Heath Ledger, or as some of you know him….the Dark Knight…or the queer in Brokeback Mountain who gave Jake Gyllenhaal AIDS, but not the strain that killed Jake Gyllenhaal, but that killed himself…or that the Olsen Twin killed but was rich enough to cover up…

But she will pose in magazines like she’s hot, despite any normal dude questioning how someone like her got famous, cuz it’s sure not from her tits….and probably not from her backside either cuz that shit is uneventful…but at least she got that Ledger trust fund money going to their daughter to keep her afloat…she’s even in a swimsuit to let us know she’s into staying afloat.

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2018

08

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Big Tits of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley has big old lady tits, like so many old ladies before her, like you probably remember visiting your granny those summers during puberty, where you’d get her out in her swimsuit for a swim on those hot summer days, you were so young and innocent, but still a degenerate pervert in the making, and if you were lucky, your granny was like most old ladies, shameless and down to be naked, her big tits everywhere, giving you something to be ashamed to jerk off to, but that didn’t stop you from jerking off to it, pervert.

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2018

08

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty TIts White Bikini

Fat ass Jennifer Lopez also has fat titties….because that’s what happens when you get older and have kids…before menopause hits and girl turns into a man…because if you know any 55+ women…you will know that they are far more man-like than they were at 25….but not this J.Lo because thanks to being a rich egotistical narcissistic star with all kinds of fans…has a team of people, from cooks, to trainers, to cosmetic surgeons, to doctors, hormone therapy, etc….allowing her to keep this bullshit up, because she’s not happy with the pile of money she’s made, she needs more….Typical over-achiever…just polluting our lives because they feel entitled to….while walking around half naked, all casual, in her fitness gear that is pretty slutty…like all the 50 year old stay at home moms I see in the rich neighborhoods doing groceries and grabbing Starbucks after Spin class….

It’s not terrible, it’s good for 50, but I never gave a fuck about J.Lo and her bullshit exploitation of being Puerto Rican to get ahead…while the Puerto Ricans buy into it cuz they give her hope…she is one of them and she knows it…so she markets herself to them. The Loyal Fans…while being so disconnected and Hollywood. Garbage.

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini

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2018

08

Aug

Madison Beer Fat Cameltoe of the Day

Madison Beer Cameltoe Tight Black Shorts and Big Tits

Madison Beer wants to show you the damage she’s got from being whored out by her mom at a young age on YOUTUBE before being whored out at her own volition to the media and Paparazzi in trying to make that legit career that people are getting from YOUTUBE fame thanks to the general public being fucking idiots who are obsessed with clickbait, memes and young girls showing their tits…

Not that Cameltoe means big pussy, I mean it did with my lunch monitor who had 4 kids back in high school, frontal wedgie is what we called them back then….but when young girls have them….especailly skinny girls…it’s just the pants are tight, the lips are juicy…and showing off the pussy cleavage in style…any girl, thanks to their design can have one of these….and how many fingers or fists you can squeeze into them…doesn’t change how aggressive that cameltoe is…but it’s nice to pretend it’s from being banged out hard….real nice.

Madison Beer Cameltoe Tight Black Shorts and Big Tits Close Up

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2018

08

Aug

Charli XCX Tits of the Day

Charli XCX Tits for all you Charli XCX fans…which last I counted was one person…but also for Charli XCX Tit fans…which last I checked is all tit fans because tits are great…they feed life and look good when being cummed on. Something that Charli XCX is well aware of because that is why she exists….know how I know….cuz you can’t name one song she has done….either can I…but I can look at her tits.

Charli XCX Tits and Ass White Bikini

Charli XCX Tits and Ass White Bikini

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