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2018

07

Aug

Taylor Dayne Slutty Old Lady in a Bikini

Memories of this Taylor Dayne

Being overshadowed by this Taylor Dayne…..cuz menopause has a way of making a woman with an androgynous name…morph into the male version of that name…because of a lack of estrogen and some weird face injections on some Bruce Jenner Shit…

But the sick thing in all this, Taylor Dayne still a live, monstrous and half naked, spread legged to get that pussy morphing into a ball sack tanned…is that you like it…and so do I.

Despite being a legend, this is the only Taylor Dayne post I have ever done in 14 years of doing this, with over 40,000 posts on random sluts, not one has been Taylor Dayne…so this is me righting that wrong.

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2018

07

Aug

Madison Beer Upskirt of the Day

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Look it’s Madison Beer panty flash on stage at some major concert event with her big young tits out…just like her mom taught her when she was using YOUTUBE to get famous like Bieber…only to be signed by Bieber in some self fulfilling prophecy that is hardly as Christian as you’d expect it to be seeing as it is from Bieber…

So this girl, before even having a record deal got rice off Youtube, all this is just bonus and ego….I mean playing Lollapalooza…like she matters…which just reminds us that Lollapalooza fuckign sucks.

The whole famous from Social Media thing is hilarious to me, but it makes sense, it just doesn’t make sense, and this isn’t an endorsement because I don’t care about American politics or the dividing of your country, it’s just an observation, that Alex Jones and Infowars, who have created a little empire and got very rich, probably from YOUTUBE ads, building up his audience using the platforms, getting pulled from their platforms many years after they’ve already made him rich and famous, kinda makes you question their controlling of the media…like shouldn’t it have been done earlier on?

Not to mention, and not to make this about me, but Facebook had me flagged as a porn site, you still can’t visit this site at Airports or Libraries, and I’ve never been able to run one targetted ad, or get an audience, and have had 10 deleted FB pages, IG accounts, YOUTUBE accounts Friendster Accounts, Myspace Accounts, Blogger.com accounts, Reddit Accounts, Photobucket and Flickr accounts, MSN accounts…I’ve been deleted off every platform before I’ve been able to get anywhere on social media…to the point where I don’t even bother…ALL FOR LINKING THIS SITE…which sure makes fun of shit and was probably more aggressive years ago…but because I post tits…as a decision I made in 2004 when I started to fight the oppression of the media…knowing we all like tits…and since then have made little money despite massive traffic…

So I’m saying, I couldn’t get big on Google or Social Media because I would get locked down, but homie got big and checks from social media making him rich, and now they pull the plug on him, to help him launch his own social network for non liberals….but the truth is it’s never been a free form, celebrating all creative opinions, free speech as a microcosm of society as a whole, free to use, platform…it’s always been selective in who wins at it…and how they monetize it…and Alex Jones already won enough for him to have a little empire….so too little too late….people

Get it together, be consistent, make more sluts famous like you should. Fuck this political nonsense that is so fucking boring to hear all the time..

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2018

06

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling Dreams of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling is a magical experience to those of us who love the simplicity of white trash America. Who remember a time when mud wrestling happened outside your favorite BBQ shack

/ bar. When we were allowed to JELLO wrestle on a Tuesday at the bar for cheap steak and potatos and some draft beer than tasted like the lines hadn’t been cleaned in years…

And who like her outfit…hot…

I remember those days of wet t-shirt contests….mud wrestles…it was all so simple minded then…we like tits, show us them tits. So seeing it done in an ironic way by a super fucking rich girl identifying as part of something she’s so not a part of and has no real understanding of is fine…I get it…it’s just a good time…she can go home to her mansion and whatever…so no harm is really done in this…unless you believe in culturally appropriating white poor people….in which case you best be mad…this is some White Trash Face…like blackface only no one cares…but instead we should focus on how hot she’s lookin’…being trashy.

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2018

06

Aug

Lily Mo Sheen Simulated 3 Sum of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is one of the children of famous people you want to fuck named LILY….

And she is doing what all the kids on the social media feed are doing, thanks to being raised on porno, and gang bangs are seen as normal and appropriate dinner table talk….cuz the normaliztion of porn…has lead to some pretty epic content produced by people who ten years ago would not be naked or half naked are spread and producing slutty content…tit grabbed….

Naughty fucking rich girl being naughty for attention she seeks cuz her momma taught her proper.

Here is her ass in leggings doing yoga with her dad

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2018

06

Aug

Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day

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Whilst watching the Bruce Willis roast on the internet for no reason other than the hole I stick my tongue in wanted to watch it, I was reminded a few things…and they were that Bruce Willis’ ugly daughters all look worth fucking, despite being ugly…that the female comic with her tits out flashing her pussy in panties was vulgar and I hate when women comics reduce themselves to vulgar pussy and fuck jokes…it reminds me of the worst kinds of loud drunk girls at the bar…and most importantly the ones who don’t actually fuck….like they say they do….I was also appreciated that Gordon Jordan Levitt was called a Lesbian going to Prom, probably from Jeff Ross who was good….because that’s what he looked like…and that Ed Norton did what I considered actual funny comedy…something that felt pretty brilliant…but most importantly that Hailey Joel Osment had a sex change when he turned 18, became Emily Osment, and here he/she is doing the Bruce Jenner in a bikini since girls have it easier that post-pubescent once cute, Hollywood pedophile bait…..that no longer have the appeal for that pedo ring.

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2018

06

Aug

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something…

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2018

06

Aug

Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day

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Halsey, everyone’s favorite white as fuck black girl, who despite having a black dad, is living the white life, because no racism was ever put on her growing up, because no one knew she was someone they were supposed to be racist to, so this identifying as black is in a lot of ways cultural appropriation or exploitative and racist in and of itself, whether she’s black or not…because she is so fucking white.

I mean making anything a race thing for attention is fucking crazy, when really she should stick to putting her ass in skimpy suits on the beach….surfing…like black people you do…as surfing is a sport known for their African American surf stars…

Point being, all these clickbait surfers faking it, while we only fuck with one surfer around here and thats Anastasia Ashley

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2018

06

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

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I think that it’s asking a lot of me to post someone like Ashley Tisdale on her bikini party, day two, even after a weekend to reflect on it, and expect me to have some sort of life changing observation, when shit is played out, repetitive, boring even…

I mean sure, she’s a girl from TV a few decades ago, in her 40s, wearing a bikini looking 20 pounds fatter than she was when she used to work out, before getting married and lazy as women tend to do, rocking bigger tits than she ever had due to a slowing down of her metabolism….

That makes her more interesting than all the women I saw in bikini this past weekend, who I realized for the first time, were wringing out their bikini tops, something I never noticed women do, and they do it by by squeezing their tits…which I guess is a wonderful thing to realize women do….45 years after first obsessing over women in bikinis…I’m late to the game…which I guess is how we feel about Tisdale getting slutty now…a little late to the game…but still half naked and ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Here is her version of this for Instagram

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2018

03

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is never really important news. She’s got a huge or a significant fan base for being on High School Musical, despite being 40 at the time of filming. She had a reputation of being hot, but you know how rumors go, there is little truth to them, but she did spend a lot of time being fit, because you have to when you are 40 pretending to be a 17 year old…

Well, she’s in a bikini, as these women do…I’m talking women of all sizes, shapes and ages…just so confident in getting naked even though they should be ashamed of themselves…I find it sad when fat people humiliate themselves for a cheap laugh…..like don’t they have it bad enough as is…

Which is off topic, because Tisdale, despite being fatter than she used to be, is still ok…which was always my positive spin on her busted up face, the body…with muscle memory..will look good in 10 years…and when on all fours…face out of the frame….like everytime she’s ever had sex because no dude can stay hard with her O-Face….cuz it looks like a horror movie or like constipation….so they keep her like this…AS THEY SHOULD…

As they should.

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2018

03

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

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I haven’t posted any Bella Thorne clickbait garbage in a while, it’s felt good to feel liberated by the reminder of where pop culture is at, and what the kids are buying into, some crack looking bi sexual damaged Disney kid who is likely medicated, and who looks like she smells, being all too “real” in some contrived pretending to be real bullshit…that is now part of our system thanks to social media.

I preferred when celebs were hard to connect with, when they were kept a distance away, and when content like this was put out by magazines, not shoots they coordinated themselves, I liked that third party involvement, to control what the people got to experience…instead we gotta deal with videos that should never happen of her being a racist doing a Jamaican accent despite being white…and not being slaughtered for it…while it fucking offends me…

But some people are inoculated or exempt from being considered garabge, porn, trash, racists…because too many people praise them…and they are making money…having fun being disgusting.

I don’t get how some people get away with it…while other’s get murdered for it…like Seacrest known pervert creep doesn’t get fired from CBS for being a fucking creep because of an internal investigation but a Comedian who jerks off to whores in his bedroom who expose him do…

The world is mental.

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