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2018

06

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

I think that it’s asking a lot of me to post someone like Ashley Tisdale on her bikini party, day two, even after a weekend to reflect on it, and expect me to have some sort of life changing observation, when shit is played out, repetitive, boring even…

I mean sure, she’s a girl from TV a few decades ago, in her 40s, wearing a bikini looking 20 pounds fatter than she was when she used to work out, before getting married and lazy as women tend to do, rocking bigger tits than she ever had due to a slowing down of her metabolism….

That makes her more interesting than all the women I saw in bikini this past weekend, who I realized for the first time, were wringing out their bikini tops, something I never noticed women do, and they do it by by squeezing their tits…which I guess is a wonderful thing to realize women do….45 years after first obsessing over women in bikinis…I’m late to the game…which I guess is how we feel about Tisdale getting slutty now…a little late to the game…but still half naked and ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Here is her version of this for Instagram

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2018

03

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is never really important news. She’s got a huge or a significant fan base for being on High School Musical, despite being 40 at the time of filming. She had a reputation of being hot, but you know how rumors go, there is little truth to them, but she did spend a lot of time being fit, because you have to when you are 40 pretending to be a 17 year old…

Well, she’s in a bikini, as these women do…I’m talking women of all sizes, shapes and ages…just so confident in getting naked even though they should be ashamed of themselves…I find it sad when fat people humiliate themselves for a cheap laugh…..like don’t they have it bad enough as is…

Which is off topic, because Tisdale, despite being fatter than she used to be, is still ok…which was always my positive spin on her busted up face, the body…with muscle memory..will look good in 10 years…and when on all fours…face out of the frame….like everytime she’s ever had sex because no dude can stay hard with her O-Face….cuz it looks like a horror movie or like constipation….so they keep her like this…AS THEY SHOULD…

As they should.

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2018

03

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

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I haven’t posted any Bella Thorne clickbait garbage in a while, it’s felt good to feel liberated by the reminder of where pop culture is at, and what the kids are buying into, some crack looking bi sexual damaged Disney kid who is likely medicated, and who looks like she smells, being all too “real” in some contrived pretending to be real bullshit…that is now part of our system thanks to social media.

I preferred when celebs were hard to connect with, when they were kept a distance away, and when content like this was put out by magazines, not shoots they coordinated themselves, I liked that third party involvement, to control what the people got to experience…instead we gotta deal with videos that should never happen of her being a racist doing a Jamaican accent despite being white…and not being slaughtered for it…while it fucking offends me…

But some people are inoculated or exempt from being considered garabge, porn, trash, racists…because too many people praise them…and they are making money…having fun being disgusting.

I don’t get how some people get away with it…while other’s get murdered for it…like Seacrest known pervert creep doesn’t get fired from CBS for being a fucking creep because of an internal investigation but a Comedian who jerks off to whores in his bedroom who expose him do…

The world is mental.

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2018

03

Aug

Kaili Thorne Big Fake Tits Get Wet of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…but not really no name because her name is Thorne…

The funniest thing about this Thorne, who I am not even sure is an official Thorne or just one of Bella Thorne’s slutty mom’s projects….is that I posted her at least 5 months before I ever posted Bella…

I know a lot of these porno celebrity blogs that pretend to not be porno celebrity blogs – despite being porno celebrity blogs – since the only people visiting the blogs where every post is a weird observation of a half naked chick being slutty for the pervert fans to stare and/or jerk off to…post these young girls and pretend it’s news…

But I usually wait until they are 18…

So unlike the typical celeb blogger, I’m not jerking off to the Disney Channel…even though that’s what people who read celeb sites do.

So you know her because her younger sister is named Bella Thorne…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream…

She was actually getting naked as the rebel sister of Bella Thorne…..but now Bella is the slut…and this one’s just trying to mooch anyway she can…like in this bathing suit shoot that sucks…but that may get her noticed…finally…

Never forget Kaili.

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2018

03

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Fat Pussy Print of the Day

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I think I’ve posted these pics of Lily Rose Depp in short white shorts three times already…

I don’t know if these are new versions of the same white short pics..

I just know that I’ll keep posting them….every chance I get…since they are that good..

You see the tight bike short, boyshort thing is a great fucking fashion trend that allows me to see everything I wanted to see, without seeing too much, you know give me some mystery, I don’t need to know your clit on a first name basis…and I don’t need to see your spread cunt all cunty and filled…I like NOT seeing the cunt better..it’s cuter that way…not that I don’t love spread cunt…just not when it comes to lusting after young rich people…COCK TEASE ME GIRLS EVERYWHERE….like you do so well.

So the tight bike shorts, awesome, but they are usually black…when they are white, the whole world seems brighter, like there’s a dark cloud lifted and more opportunities suddenly become available to them…and for some weird reason..there is less fear of cops…

The white bike shorts…show more pussy lip..the contrast higher…the pussy more exposed and vulnerable while still covered and it’s fucking great.

That is why I’ll keep posting these short short pics until the end of time…I mean I’m sure this is the last time I post them – as I’ll get more LILY ROSE DEPP unintentional erotica to fixate on….so take it in…and remember this moment forever.

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2018

03

Aug

Phoebe Price Slutty Thong Upskirt of the Day

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I appreciate all things Phoebe Price. I think she represents something really weird, but interesting that has happened in America with the whole celebrity culture.

She’s in her 40s, and has been at this for longer than I have been, where that she would go to celeb hot spots dressed wild so often the paparazzi noticed and she started popping up in magazines…almost brilliant…

She would keep getting weirder and weirder and get invited to different events and connect with interesting people…mainly other people doing the staged paparazzi thing.

She’s got this level of delusion that is amazing. She just loves trolling the world and getting into magazines. And I don’t even know if she knows she’s trolling the world…or if she thinks she’s that relevant…

I’ve seen her promoting content clearly mocking her and acting like it’s praise..it’s brilliant.

So I am a fan…

She is getting a little more naked, which she never really did before, her massive tits and ass out flashing the paparazzi like a Jezebel…who was never a sex worker and who I have never officially seen naked in shameless content…so she’s keep us going, stringing us along…I mean this bending over in a thong weirdness….wild….

I send her DMs on IG everyday asking for the sex tapes to post, but she’s not there yet, and if she was I don’t think I’d be the one getting the rights…because I’m never that lucky,…even though I’m ready to sell that shit at flea markets across america…where no one will know who she is…but will learn the right way…via the ANAL SCENE.

We aren’t there yet…but she’s a living legend no one actually knows or cares about…but not all legends have fans…

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2018

03

Aug

Victoria Beckham Hard Nipples of the Day

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Zombie Boy died….But his nipples live on in Scary Spice…

No wait this was POSH Spice…who is still hot and fancy to me, but that could just be the nipples on her weird fake tits talking….and really how can anyone hate on an old lady, mom of a dozen kids who are in their 20s, who is not fat or broken down cuz she has to compete with all of David Beckham’s mistresses…

I like this…even if it’s unnatural..even terrifying.

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2018

03

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nude and At it Again of the Day

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Iggy Azalea, cultural appropriator with them clown tits on….you’re showing us the wrong GREEN AS FUCK purse between your legs…I’m talking about your fungal infection cunt that I am sure is still there…despite her fucking around injecting her ass, which is her pussy’s close neighbor, you know they living in a semi-detached or a fucking duplex…..and I know when my neighbor is getitng fucked with, I have to hear the cries, the screams, and often times I have a bad sleep because of all the jerking off I do to it….so I am going to assume that the pussy, this mangled fucked by everyone that’s why we know she exists pussy, has some negative impact by being so close to the ass getting injected with chemicals to help tell some fucking weird fake ass storyline I don’t understand…

What I do like, cuz it’s not all negative here, is that she’s getting naked to promote her songs….reducing herself to what she is…it’s nice to see…and it is nice to know that hustle still works.

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2018

03

Aug

Rita Ora Face Tuned Tits of the Day

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Yo’ Rita Ora’s face is the baddest TING…that’s hip hop urban speak that RITA Ora understands as she manipulates the black people in the music industry with some UK Caribbean twang…to help convince them that she’s the next Rihanna…something she’s been aspiring to be for a long time…since Rihanna basically found her, got her signed to her label and realized bitch was stepping on some toes…

Baddest ting, when said by white people, which happens is hilarious to me…but it usually means the girl is hot…and that dude spends too much time listening to rap music targeted to white people to realize it’s not right to speak like that…no matter how many black friends they may have at the barber shop they go do…

When I reference Rita Ora’s face being the baddest ting, I mean it’s just bad…because I guess she’s found facetune and fucking violated the shit like she was filming her first sex tape all those years ago when she was first starting out.

She does have great tits though, and no one can take that away from her…except cancer.

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2018

03

Aug

Elsa Hosk Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was a pro basketball player in Sweden, at least so she claims, before deciding to be a hot slutty model for VS, who has and always will produce pretty porny content, and who I guess was added to the brand’s mix of girls to offer someone who knows how to instagram-pose proper…

That said, her body is great, probably all the Basketball..her nipples are hard…which make me want to dribble them with my mouth like I was a limbless Michael Jordan….or Lebron…depending on who is being more charitable for the news pretending to do it under the radar…yet shit’s trending on Facebook, if facebook still had trending news articles to condition the minds of the retard people.

What I am trying to say is…Elsa Hosk gets it…

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