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2018

25

Jul

Phoebe Price Erotica of the Day

Phoebe Price Big Ass in a Red Thong and See Through Fish Nets

I message Phoebe Price as often as possible…asking her for nudes, or for her to film a sex tape, yet she never fucking does it, yet she always posts content that despite being near 50, is so close to where we need it to be….but not close enough….I want to see old lady pussy lips in the wind…..

The funny thing about Phoebe Price is that she thinks I stalk her, while she just shoves her erotica down our throats, It is what we like about her.

Phoebe Price Big Ass in a Red Thong and See Through Fish Nets

Here she is in some see through shit

Phoebe Price Tits and Ass See Through

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2018

25

Jul

Demi Lovato Heroin Overdose Tribute Post of the Day

I wasn’t online for the last 12-15 hours, so I didn’t post on Demi Lovato’s overdose, because I am not the news, and I don’t actually care.

But I don’t appreciate how the demi lovato overdose is going to be spun, or is already being spun, if you’re a crackhead heroin addict, be a crackhead heroin addict, own it, don’t be a pussy or have your team spin it into mental health, making a mockery of your heroin addiction, or making nonsense excuses validating it, instead let us try to understand why she’s celebrated and used a health and fitness ambasssador for Kate Hudson’s brand, and other brands, or why mother’s let their daughters go to her damn concert, but most importantly, if she’s an addict, why is she so fat…

I hate the bi polar lies…just entitled rich brat, being a rich brat, who can’t even handle her drugs, because she’s gotta make some sort of cry for attention for herself….

Ridiculous.

There probably wasn’t even an overdose….and if it was…it probably wasn’t accidental….or heroin…because I doubt this girl is spiking her veins…but then again, what do I know…for the most part, I have no idea who Demi Lovato is….

I have had a few heroin addict friends who have died taking the same dose they once took, they were much cooler than Demi Lovato, not for dying, but for being actual addicts and owning it.

I’d catch one of them in my bathroom shooting coke like a rockstar pretty much every time he came over and I knew it’d end bad for him eventually…

I just doubt rich and famous Demi Lovato is as broken or interesting as actual heroin addicts..but here’s a round-up of pics of her being slutty for attention like the Disney Kid lying to her audience while pretending to be so real that she is though…

Just so boring really…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

24

Jul

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples Blue Bikini

Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck…but that doesn’t mean she can bust out her tits in a bikini to show everyone her hard nipples we all are very familiar with because they launched her rich brat who didn’t need an acting career, career, on Friends…primetime nipples that distracted and impressed us all in an era before porn – enough to think she was hot…

At 50, I guess she’s earned the right to wear a bikini, despite it typically being a too old to wear a bikini thing, thanks to no men ever wanting to knock her up, allowing her narcissism to ride a little longer than people with kids, even if having kids in and of itself is narcisstic, but not having kids for the purpose of being seen as hot while not being inconvenienced is it’s own kind of narcissism….not that any of this matters, you just came for the tits with big hard nipples and here they be…

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2018

24

Jul

Sienna Miller Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller Bikini

Sienna Miller is rocking some bikini for Jude Law who I think she’s still fucking, because from what I remember they were the same person, used for the same reason, basically being the british actors in American films with bad American accents and blond hair, getting paid so that they can finance their sexual and cocaine addiction.

I always liked Sienna Miller, not so much as an actress but as a getting naked in movies kind of actress who knew that despite being very famous, you still don’t turn your back on the opportunity to show your tits, especially if you’re getting paid, so that you keep getting paid…but I guess being rich has made her soft in more ways than one, cuz there are no tits being flashed here…no acting work being acted…just a mom in a bikini on a boat living off the scam she pulled off in her 20s…a scam I appreciate.

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2018

24

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Pressure Washing her Pussy of the Day

nicole scherzinger pressure washing her pussy in a white bikini

There comes a time in every famous woman, who may have been born a man, something we’ve deducted from years of watching her do her queer little slut dances, whilst rocking a hard face and hard body, when they need to use a pressure washer, you know a little high powered, steady stream…on her pussy to either re-open the fuck hole the doctor build her, or break the flaps that are growing back together apart, or maybe just take off that first layer of skin like some spa treament exfoliation because the top layer’s gone gangrenous….and you got to get it off..

Or maybe, that pussy just stanks…

I don’t know but it makes for an interesting thing to watch someone do for the paparazzi, treating that pussy like an old deck or a Garage floor…a fetish to some I’m sure.

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2018

24

Jul

Kimberley Garner’s Ass Eating Shorts of the Day

Kimberley Garner Tits in Nude Shirt and Ass hanging out of her shorts

We may not fully know who Kim Garner is or what Kim Garner does, but I’ve told you before and I will tell you again, the most important Kim Garner fact you need to know is not that she’s Jennifer Garner’s cousin, or sister, or daughter from a previous marriage…it’s that she followed me on twitter accidentally in her famewhoring….only to block me hours later but I will never forget that moment…

She’s not that hot, she’s not that interesting, she’s from the UK reality show Made in Chelsea that casts pretty much everyone and that establishes a following for these people, and she’s managed to use that access to get to the USA where she does whatever she does, trying to be the next Kelly Brook maybe, all with her tits out….and ass eating her shorts…and there’s nothing wrong with that…her body is great…


Kimberley Garner Tits in Nude Shirt and Ass hanging out of her shorts

Here’s her ass eating a white swimsuit..floss


Kimberley Garner Tits and ASs Tight Wet White Swimsuit

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Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2018

24

Jul

Jada Pinkett Smith Instathot Bikini Selfie of the Day

Jada Pinkett Smith Slutty Yellow Bikini Selfie

Will Smith’s wife, or beard, depending on how you want to look at it, who may or may not be in an open relationship with him, who has told the world she has the vagina of a 15 year old, whatever that fucking means, which I have taken upon myself to interpret as tight, trimmed, and not mangled like the mom she is, but that I assume is a figure of speech and not from first hand research on what 15 year old vaginas look like, through her daughter and her daughter’s friends, like rich people would do because they are weird..

Well, Will Smith had turned to social media and had a feed worth watching, I thought it was well done, and I guess his wife and partner is jumping on board with her own rendition of what the people post on social…tits out in a bikini for attention, because even when you’re too old you’re not too old…

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Posted in:Jada Pinkett-Smith|SFW

2018

23

Jul

Iggy Azalea Fake Ass of the Day

Iggy Azalea Fake Ass in Fishnet Pants

Iggy Azalea is getting her fake ass on….because she’s releasing a new album, and this is how it’s done.

Why make things overly complicated, when you’re a whore, you’re a whore and you get the ass on, and you pop that ass out…

This is what the black dudes fuck her for…and now you can have a taste of one of the weirdest ass implants of your generation…weirdos…

Everyone’s a weirdo.

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

23

Jul

Halle Berry Strategically Nude of the Day

Halle Berry Nude in the Pool

Halle Berry may be barely nude, but she’s being Risque…thinking this is still 1999 and she’s up in Monster Balls, because even the celebs of the past were over sexualized whores, we just didn’t know they were because they had PR teams tell a different storyline, but non-whores don’t make it in hollywood, it’s a fact….I read it on google…and I’ve committed my life work to it through this site…

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Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2018

23

Jul

Rita Ora Topless Cheeto Eating of the Day

Rita Ora Topless Covering her Tits

ON my instagram Q and A, people ask me “how does Rita Ora have great tits”…because despite being a lame fucking celebrity in training who has been at this for 8 years and is still not really anywhere….she’s got great tits…and those great tits are the reason she’s still around and still growing an audience and still getting paid….they are that good.

Not that anyone asks me shit on my Instagram Q&A, it’s like I don’t exist, but I can pretend they do….

And my answer for those fake followers are….Cheetos…#sponsored post probably…done the right way…..but lacks nipples….and a celeb but is a step in the right direction I guess…



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