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Archive for the SFW Category

2018

12

Jun

Shanina Shaik Topless of the Day

Shanina Shaik Topless on Instagram

Shanina Shaik is best known as an Australian model from some Australian model show, who went onto fuck Tyson Beckford and his big dick that he puts up on his social media, in the event you didn’t know that, which I know you knew that, cuz you follow all the black male models and athletes to see how big their dicks are, it’s your closet case fetish…

Well, that means Shanina Shaik has a banked out vagina….because that’s what happens when you put large objects in it…sometimes it merges into the asshole and becomes one massive shit and baby hole…true story.

I don’t think this ethnic talent matters, but she’s topless and I’ll assume at least one of you cares…you Shanina Shaik fan boy weirdo.

Shanina Shaik Bikini

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2018

12

Jun

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

Halle Berry Naked on Instagram

The only interesting thing that’s going on on social media, other than the fact that every single women is prostituting herself, half naked like some kind of porn star, in what is some kind of fetish porn site, where you are no allowed to post up your nipples…is the reminder that all women sexualize themselves, blame the patriarchy, but continue to sexualize themselves, which I guess isn’t that interesting..

What is interesting is that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, but who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, distant from the fans, so that they never know they are whores…are given a window into their life…where they get to be exhibitionist whores..because that is who they are…that’s why the act.

Here’s Halle Berry being an old lady exhibitionist wanting you to stare at her…cuz all women want you to stare at them.

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Iskra Lawrence Fat Fetish of the Day

Iskra LAwrence and Another Fatty in Panties

Love your body – fine – but keep it to your damn self – we don’t need to love your body and your body doesn’t love you – and clearly you don’t actually love your body – if you did you would treat it like a temple but instead that shit is killing you from the inside…

Body posiitivity sure, don’t care about how vile you are, fuck freely, get naked for those willing to fuck you, but keep it to you damn self….the rest of us don’t need to see that shit…it’s almost like you’re sexually assaulting us.

I DID NOT CONSENT TO SEE THIS SHIT.

I DID NOT ASK FOR IT TO BE SHOVED DONW MY THROAT LIKE YOU SHOVE PIZZA DOWN YOURS…

I get it, she gets paid to be a fat chick model, but that doesn’t mean that’s a legit job we have to accept. That also doesn’t mean she has to post up her half nakedness in some kind of fetish bullshit…because really that’s what she is.

But be empowered, be proud you can’t get in shape, accept defeat and make it work for you…

BUT KEEP IT TO YOUR DAMN SELF WOMAN..

Posted in:Iskra lawrence|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Beyonce Erotica of the Day

I just saw these pictures.

I found them offensive, not in a racist way, but in a why the fuck do I want to see Beyonce’s mom ass way…I didn’t give a fuck about Beyonce when she was 18 and starting out, I sure as hell don’t need to see her 40 year old ass exposed – no matter how many ass injections or squats she does.

Keep it to your damn self woman.

She looks like some boudoir soft core 90s shit I jerked off to when I had no other option…

Maybe you have no other option…

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Phoebe Price Sexts of the Day

Little known fact, I am a huge fucking fan of Phoebe Price. I think she’s a fascinating character in the pop culture, and has been for a long fucking time, because she’s managed to get herself in pics by the paparazzi and thus published in tabloids as the weirdo, possibly shameless famewhore attention seeking LA staple….and it’s been fucking awesome.

She’s become semi famous, at least in the media, by basically clickbaiting, in some weird performance art that really is art because it’s more interesting that what all the other girls are doing…it comes with experience…

And she loves…fucking LOVES every post ever made about her…which makes her an all around great tims..

I text with her here and there, and this was likely not a sext designed for me, but it was sent to me, from her direct and I haven’t stopped masturbating to it all day…

It’s like directly linked to my balls or some shit…but unfortunately…Phoebe Price isn’t….but we’re all allowed to dream.

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Iskra Lawrence is a Flasher of the Day

Iskra Lawrence Flashing her Tits and Pussy in Trench

I find Iskra Lawrence offensive.

It’s like keep it in your damn pants girl…but I guess based on her eating habits and her body that has resulted from her eating habits…and a career that she’s created off her eating habits alone…she’s not quite one to have my will power…but instead just aggressively pushes her “fat is beauitful”…”give fat a chance” agenda on all of us….

I remember a time when naked fat chicks had their own fetish magazines for the fucking weirdos who were into that…I assume weirdos who had fat moms they wanted to fuck or who were raped as children by fat women in their lives…like the fat babysitter or the fat nanny and who were never able to get past that fetish….and sometimes they’d crack and buy a magazine or a fat woman to fuck after a night of drinking when self control was at a low..

BUT I know as a man married to a fat women, which I guess is like a racist saying “I have black friends’…or a homophobe saying “some of my best friends are cocksucking faggots”…I feel I can say fat is disgusting, it’s mushy, it’s unhealthy, it leads to diabetes and it should remain a fetish for weirdos or your last option for sex…and it should not be normalized or celebrated…and woman like Iskra Lawrence should not be seen as icons for a huge bowel movement…because anyone who knows fat chicks knows real fat chicks hate themselves too much to promote themselves and that this is some black face the fat chick version to get paid…

I’ve said it before, and it’s all I got, but I am sure it’s true…every carb heavy meal she sucks down is 100 percent an attempt to get even fatter and make more noise…and not just when doing cannon balls at the public pool….

Posted in:Iskra lawrence|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Ass in a Bikini
Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for….

I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’

It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Mandy Moore Hard Nipples of the Day

Mandy Moore Hard Nipples Tight Red Dress

Last week, Mandy Moore wore this dress and I said to my wife, I wish her nipples were hard in the dress, because hard nipples make a woman more interesting, more compelling, more worthy of being masturbated to…even if hard nipples are becoming common place now that women don’t wear bras….I still remember the first time I saw a girl in my high school with big hard nipples, and loving every second of it, jerking off to it in the woods behind the school, fucking walking around hard ever gym class she was in with me, seeing her playing basketball or volleyball…getting hit in her face with her big tit and hard nipple…it was magical…it played out in slow motion…it tapped into my soul on a primal fucking level…and despite the feminists trying to take that excitement away from us, they never will, because it’s printed in our DNA…so hard nipple all you want…normalize all you want…dudes…real dudes will still get boners from it..

I mean not necessarily when it’s Mandy Moore’s hard nipples, I mean she’s really never been that hot or interesting to me…but I know she’s got a very fucking creepy fan base…and really it’s still hard nipples….and isnt’ that what it’s all about…

IT IS.

Posted in:Mandy Moore|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Karlie Kloss Cameltoe of the Day

Karlie Kloss Pussy Print Cameltoe in Leggings

Karlie Kloss is a fucking tank.

I never understood how she ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…it’s the trade off…and when you’re as powerful as Taylor Swift in a world filled with Groupies…we can assume there’s a line-up of people, like Karlie Kloss who even have money of their own, waiting to be friends with Taylor Swift, because she’s Taylor Swift and that can help elevate their careers and is really the only reason anyone is friends with Taylor Swift..cuz she’s the worst…

Speaking of the worst, as I stare at Karlie Kloss jogging, it’s safe to say she’s the lingerie model with the worst body…and that may or may not be an accomplishment…but it’s something and it’s here…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2018

11

Jun

Emeraude Toubia Nude of the Day

Emeraude Toubia Nude for Harpers

Who the hell is Emeraude Toubia? I found her Twitter

Emeraude Toubia proves one very important thing…and that is that when you’re naked…your stupid name doesn’t matter…we can see past that by fixating on your tits…

I had never heard of her before the naked pics, which means naked pics work, I’m here googling the girl, only to discover she’s from Montreal…which is where I am from…what are the chances…maybe we’ve crossed paths…maybe we’ve been in the park together…maybe I’ve stared at her ass while she was at the mall…there possibilities are fucking endless in the way I’ve possibly sexualized her when she walked past me…ways that I guess she’s sexualizing herself..

From my research, she’s on some fantasy show called Shadowhunters, she’s 29, she’s been nominated for Teen Choice Awards, and she’s from Montreal…and I am from Montreal..how the hell have we not become friends…why am I not the one taking these nude pics of her…I have a broken iPhone camera but I am sure we can make it work….

She positions herself as hispanic, because that’s good marketing….and this is for some Spanish Magazine…but not naked enough – where is the LABIA…

Emeraude Toubia Nude for Harpers

Posted in:Emeraude Toubia|SFW