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2018

29

May

Nina Dobrev Bodysuit of the Day

I am a big pug fan….I have a pug. I have an intense friendship and relationship with my pug. I freak out over all pugs I see. I love everyone who loves pugs. It warms my heart and gets me excited and happy feeling despite being otherwise dying on the inside…

So by default, I have to like Canadian Nina Dobrev…from Vampire Diaries…who prior to today, I didn’t care…

Even if she’s using the pug to make herself look better, to appeal to me, to make her own clickbait…I can’t help but support the pug. He’s so cute…and these pics by default make me excited and happy feeling despite being dead on the inside…

From what I know, she’s trying to be a fitness influencer, fitness is hot, fit women are hot, I’m just glad she’s not fat. Maybe this is part of that….or maybe this is just a PUG as a prop by a devil opportunist…

Who knows, she’s from Bulgaria, moved to Canada, and is now famous as fuck…I figure to get their requires very little soul…lots of strategy, puppies and blowjobs, and thank you gifts…

I know, as a Canadian, I should support my own people, but she’s an immigrant, you Americans know all about how to treat those, plus I don’t remember from Degrassi, where she gave Drake Handjobs, or at least I assume she did…Degrassi is all Canadians are allowed to know…as a Canadian it is our duty….NOT TO MENTION…she doesn’t show up to the Igloo Pow Wows anymore to suck on frozen maple syrup anymore…she’s turned her back on us…so I’ll turn my back on her by writing a whole post on her…thanks to the PUG…the way into my heart.

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2018

29

May

Farrah Abraham if For Sale in Dubai of the Day

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Farrah Abraham has found her place in the world. Dubai.

The sex worker, who was once on MTV, on a very popular show that probably streams in Dubai on MTV Dubai….giving the rest of the world the script to how to move in and destroy the American culture without them realizing it…because they are too distracted with bullshit smut like Teen Pregnancies…

The point of the story is that women in Saudi Arabia, or even UAE, aren’t allowed to do shit, but the Americans they collect because they are rich, and these American women like money, can come in and get gang shat on for money by these people as a representation of them taking over America…

First we get their desperate sex worker women, then we shit on them, then we take over the world…

Why the fuck else would Farrah Abraham be in Dubai…makes no fucking sense unless rich dudes are paying her desperate fake ass.

THat said, I am a fan of Farrah Abraham because she made me money with her sex tapes….thanks Farrah for taking one for the team you didn’t even know what your team.

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2018

29

May

Chanel West Coast is So Gross of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is such dog shit on all levels…she is not hot, but she’s out there dressed like she is, because she probably thinks she’s hot, or maybe her celebrity, and there’s not that much celebrity there, but what she probably thinks her celebrity is based on, is being the hot chick on some bro skater MTV show I never watched but assume she was dog shit on.

The kind of girl you’d pick up with a plastic bag and toss, if you were allowed, but instead allowed to live on her social media, producing her social media content, ass out, tits out, all while being dog shit.

I would say that most remarkable thing about her that despite being dog shit, she’s got a career, pays rent and think she’s a female rapper…my dog shit is far less ambitious and annoying, it kind of just sits there festering like her, stinky as fuck…but it’s not nearly as irritating as whatever this dog shit is…

Her fat ass was at a pool party…

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2018

28

May

Tara Reid in a Bikini is a Memorial Day Celebration of the Day

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Tara Reid celebrated Memorial Day by literally dressing up like all the corpses of the fallen soldier who died for your freedom….

You know, not that the soldiers who died for your freedom wore bikinis, or had bolt on tits, but after a year in the ground, the likely decomposed to look like whatever the fuck this monster looks like…

Some call it zombie, others call it skeleton, I call it reminiscent of every near death crackwhore who was malnourished enough to use my cum as a source of calories and my money as access to more crack.

This is weird looking, maybe the Memorial is for Tara Reid cuz she died a decade ago..but someone keeps weekend and Bernie-ing her so that they cut the line at all the clubs

I don’t know but it’s creepy.

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2018

28

May

Ashley Tisdale Possible Nipples of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale got herself a full fucking rebuild…or maybe it’s a social media fact filter…but I like to think it’s more some face injections, probably the same face injections Khloe Kardashian got that turned her from big potato headed monster from the woods of the Pacific North West, I guess we’d call Big Foot, to being someone who looks like a porn chick that black guys seem to like cumming inside…scientific advancements or some shit…

Well, Tisdale, who already has a fake nose, that was botched, is on some other shit, with her tits out, where there is possibly nipple, but I don’t think there’s nipple, as she is no longer a 28 year old playing a girl in Highschool, but a 35 year old wife trying to have some level of sex appeal as her peers just keep getting fatter.

I guess her fitness and muscle memory allow her to be the best version of herself…because what we can all learn from Tisdale is that a hot body over face any day, as all faces get hacked up eventually, while a hot body is what you actually have to look at when you fuck…or in your casee jerk off like the pathetic loser you are.

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2018

28

May

Sophie Mudd Slutty Bikini of the Day

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Sophie Mudd may not be the biggest thing on instagram, but she’s likely one of the bigger sets of tits on a small frame on Instagram, and her modeling career could be called Titty fetish career, but that she’s still maintaining is an instagram modeling career…

She’s done things like YEEZY and I guess that’s about it…Kanye and the Kardashians found her amongst all the other tits out there…

She’s also on this hot circuit of S4S, which means SHARE FOR SHARE, a tactic low levels and Sarah Underwood used to get huge following counts, by showing her perverts other pussy, like an intro or a shout out, that I guess tricks the algorithm, giving her bigger reach, a reach that her tits deserve cuz there’s so much tit, we can all get a handful of at the same if we tried…and it wasn’t deemed sexual assault…

Either way, she gives you content to keep your pervert thoughts to your masturbating self…

And for that we HONOR and CELEBRATE her.

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

28

May

Josephine Skriver Slutty For Madame Figaro of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is probably one of the hottest models out there – thanks to the people at Victoria’s Secret and their funding of her father’s lab that created this genetically modified designer human…

This is a racy shoot, that in case you didn’t know is featuring a girl who was created in a lab by her homosexual biologist father with his lesbian friend’s egg, because those LGBQT types are heathens who don’t respect GOD or the CHURCH…because of Science and I guess because the Church doesn’t support them, or may support them now, but didn’t back when they were working on creating the perfect human…so that anyone who was pregnant and had the money, could go out and get an abortion so that they can go back to the drawing board…to make a better version of their spawn…and SKRIVER is the floor model…

Point being, she’s in a magazine, tits out….looking good, but probably not as good as when her boyfriend took her virginity when she moved to NYC….which is a true story you know.

Posted in:Josepehine Skriver|SFW

2018

28

May

Battle of the Performing 30 Year Olds in Leotards of the Day

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TAYLOR SWIFT

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VS

RITA ORA

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Both women who shouldn’t be wearing leotards in concert, but who are wearing leotards in concerts, because I guess that’s the style of girls in concerts….

But then again, all women look better in leotards, even fat women looking like stuffed sausages, because a fabric that touches pussy, anus and nipples at the same time is a glorious invention – except when you have to pee at a public bathroom…

VOTE IN THE COMMENTS (LOL, I KNOW NO ONE COMMENTS)

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW|Taylor Swift

2018

28

May

Lily Rose Depp Turns 19 of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp turned 19 over the weekend, which to me is a more important national event than Memorial Day, not that I like celebrating young girls getting older and older, you know closer and closer to middle aged and disgusting, but I do like celebrating all things Lily Rose Depp because she’s probably the best of the celebrity kids.

Obviously, I don’t know her, I don’t know anyone under the age of 30 really, but I can assume that even if she’s the absolute worst in being spoiled and a brat raised by crazy famous Johnny Depp, who is at this point a legend….and I guess his whore Amber Heard….I find that totally acceptable…

I don’t follow her life too closely, I just see shit that pops up, but I know that during Coachella, when all the other instagram whores were basically wrestling with each other to climb the totem pole of best Coachella pic, Lily Rose Depp was at a Sea Turtle Sanctuary…and I fucking love Sea Turtles…

This weekend all the instagram whores are in luxury spots, like Monaco or wherever else in bikinis…while Lily Rose Depp is hanging out with PUFFINS…the bird not the fat drug dealer who calls himself Puffins…Because she’s got nothing to prove and that must be a nice feeling in a world of everyone trying to prove themselves…

Do good with what you’ve been given….

So happy birthday to that…and luckily for you perverts, 19 is still young as fuck so there’s a bunch of years of great braless cuz it’s the trend / bikini pics to come….so you can.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

28

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Geriatric Pregnancy Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has a solid excuse for being fat – for once in her life, unless she’s had other kids, which is possible, I stopped paying attention to her when her fat ass caught up to her fat tits…..but today…in this Instagram Erotica…she’s got some Geriatric pregnancy erotica for those of you who don’t find it unnatural for a 40 year old to have a kid – even if the chances of it having Downs Syndrom and other issues are higher…because you’ve loved Jennifer Love Hewitt tits your adult life and any excuse to see her tits, or think about her pussy being filled with cum before being shredded apart is porn to you….

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