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2018

28

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Geriatric Pregnancy Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a solid excuse for being fat – for once in her life, unless she’s had other kids, which is possible, I stopped paying attention to her when her fat ass caught up to her fat tits…..but today…in this Instagram Erotica…she’s got some Geriatric pregnancy erotica for those of you who don’t find it unnatural for a 40 year old to have a kid – even if the chances of it having Downs Syndrom and other issues are higher…because you’ve loved Jennifer Love Hewitt tits your adult life and any excuse to see her tits, or think about her pussy being filled with cum before being shredded apart is porn to you….

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2018

28

May

Jaime King Bikini of the Day

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Jaime King has been around for as long as I can remember, at least her titty pics have been around for as long as I can remember, because I got the internet in 1995, and I was already dabbling in slutty celebrity and model nudity, and she was already working in the fashion world as a fashion model – despite only being 14 years old…not that we knew she was 14 years old…not sure if she was doing the underage topless work, that would be illegal even if it was in art/fashion and not for some pervert who owns a videostore…but that came soon after…so she’s a familiar face…

At 39 years old…she’s looking amazing, her body is tight, her ass is tight, her pussy definition mound in a tight bikini looks hardly mangled from years of being in ther industry…and being a mom of 2. It makes no fucking sense…..

Maybe it was the heroin addiction from 14-19….when she was modeling…shit preserved her like all “opiates” do…or maybe it was from having sex with Kid Rock….or maybe it’s just her ego, narcissism, good genes and her acting career that came after the whole heroin addicted model.

I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS…but dig the pics.

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2018

28

May

Noah Cyrus Still Gross of the Day

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In case you were wondering – Noah Cyrus is the Ashlee Simpson of the Cyrus family…

I am sure she’s not the first girl who wants the success her sister had. She wants the praise and adoration. She wants to be celebrated and a star. She feels as though she’s entitled to it or capable of it because her sister has it because she’s been coddled as fuck by everyone as she grew up, including the famous sister to try to make her feel better about herself, you know to downplay the sister’s fame like it aint a thing…

All while having nothing the sister had, the talent or the compelling personality, or hustle…but she does have her sister’s promotional tools, and contacts, and people try to help her…when they should just be honest with her and let her know to work in other areas and that she should use the sister to open doors for things she’s actually good at, but ego doesn’t let that happen…can’t just ride the wave, needs to be the TOP of the wave but will always been Miley’s sister…

Point is…I like when angst and jealously comes in the form of rebellion and sex tapes…not whatever this is….

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2018

28

May

Sara Sampaio Topless for Vogue of the Day

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Sara Sampaio isn’t that interesting. She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know they make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop, panties…

What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because I magazine she posted nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue…

I mean sure you can’t see her nipples, but that just makes it more of a bullshit shoot than the other shoot..where you could see her nipples…because when you’re a panty promo model…you’re a slut and a slut who doesn’t show nipples is the kind of slut who shouldn’t succeed as a slut. No room for prudes here. When you’re a whore you’re a whore so whore.

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2018

28

May

Charlotte McKinney Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney, despite putting her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, making Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women..whether with fitness advice, or health trend advice, or maybe it is fashion advice….but the only lesson she is really qualified to walk anyone through as a mentor is use your tits if you’ve got tits, and if you don’t, I have no idea what to tell you, because monster tits are the only reason I am here and the only story I have to tell…

I think Charlotte McKinney is the kind of woman that other women hate…so good luck with the re-brand…and never forget to share the nipples with the dudes who basically are 98 percent of your followers…

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2018

28

May

Bella Hadid Slutty in Monaco of the Day

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You can say whatever you want about Bella Hadid, but I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck and nothing will get her down – because she’s Bella Hadid…a rich kid and an ego thanks to being a rich kid – who before becoming a public figure – while being an ugly troll of a girl didn’t mind when people bullied her because she knew to herself that her piss was worth more than their families..

Point of the story is that, she’s managed to create this bullshit celebrity thanks to the social media, her sister, and eager LA based parents…and the people believe her to be this special thing..and this one is loving every second…loves being included…and is in Monaco, just happy to be there..while getting paid…winning the life…if this is winning life…because seems like a waste of a human and pretty fucking lazy to me.

Hard Nippled Again

How about a video:

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2018

28

May

Alexis Ren Slutty of the Day

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Hey Everyone It’s Alexis Ren on Memorial Day weekend, celebrating those who died for your freedom, if that’s actually a thing, by taking advantage of the 3 day weekend and great weather, to get into her skimpy bikini, to get as much visibility as she can on her social media, or maintain what she’s already got, that is pretty fucking massive, because perverts are everywhere.

I was on a porn tube site the other day, and one of these porno videos of some cam girl peeing had like 100 million views…insane amount of views..but that girl probably lives in a fucking shitty apartment and makes no money…because free smut doesn’t pay that much…I guess…and really how much should she get for peeing on camera…probably more than Alexis Ren…because nothing Alexis Ren has done has hit 100 million views….but the views she gets are likely the same fucking pervert….

Point being…there are pee videos on porn sites…oh and Alexis Ren is not quite thirsty enough to really pee in video and that should make us boycot her and her softcore cocktease.

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2018

25

May

Shay Mitchell Pussy Dance of the Day

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Shay Mitchell posted up this video of her humping the air like some sort of sex worker in her bathing suit – whilst rocking hard nipples…all gyrating like a retard who doesn’t know how to control the tingle in her vagina so she just masturbates everywhere….you know that whole bathing suit jacked up into her vagina like a sex toy…pushing up against her clit with every move she makes….making her excited enough to film a selfie video…

She’s a Canadian actress who has made it in America by being on a hit show, and was clever enough to start a youtube or travel channel so that she could pull brand deals like the other instagrammers, because why work when you can just take selfies of yourself…you get paid more and can wake up whenever you want….just being yourself…not that getting paid stupid money as an actress is that much harder…but it’s the solid scam…that she properly executed..and with all instagram accounts comes softcore porno bathing suit pics…

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2018

25

May

Sara Sampaio and Sadie Newman Bra and Panties of the Day

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I just followed this Sadie Newman model on instagram – who just broke 100k because she is the newest of the Victoria’s Secret girls. One they’ve found and are cultivating for whatever reason. Using their marketing tactics to make her a celebrity, like putting her in shoots with their other vaginas in their stable. Then getting her in other magazines, working for other brands and really becoming “famous”…as a model that all the other girls envy…so Sadie Newman…she’s your newest masturbation material and all it took was some brand to tell you that she’s hot, relevant and worth jerking off to…and now mattering because a billion dollar evil brand that has sweatshops in China….but distracts you with all the pussy….to make it ok….full smoke and mirrors to sell overpriced panties to retard mall shoppers..
and this is their new pussy…

More of Sadie Newman…she’s skinny and rat faced….the way the world seems to like it…

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2018

25

May

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal and her retard, I’m talking actual Downs Syndrome, like her mom had her when her mom was in her mid 40s face…is back on the scene.

I am not saying there is anything wrong with retards or Downs Syndrome bikini models. I believe in affirmative action and that everyone should be proud enough to get half naked on the internet for people like me to stare at….

I am just saying that Nina Agdal is bootleg, she is not hot, but she is very committed to thinking she’s hot, to thinking she’s amazing, thinking she’s an A List model, and surrounds herself with rich dudes who fuck her cuz they buy her storyline and think she’s of quality or some shit…when really there is so much better than her…

Just because you were in Sports Illustrated it’s final years, before it shuts down like Interview magazine….doesn’t mean you’re shit…even if you can scam 100k a year from bikini lines who also believe your lie.

She dumped her miami boyfriend for LEO DICAPRIO because she’s that much of a delusional idiot, who thought she was hot enough to have a chance, probably because she’s knows he is gay and that she’s big and dude like…

Just a garbage opportunist, who at least knows to cover up that face…in her bikini selfies of self promotion she’s onto.

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