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2018

25

May

Katharine McPhee Tits of the Day

I will never get over the picture that was leaked from Katharine McPhee’s phone or iCloud that showcased her vaginalplasty, mom in her 40s recently divorced trying to be hot again, because she didn’t bother being hot for her husband, but now that he’s got a teen girlfriend, she’s got something to prove…from joining pilates, yoga, and eating vegan or whatever other trends on instagram…to be hot…to cutting off her pussy lips…

The point of the story is that, I saw a pic she took for her doctor on the progress of her pussy lip reduction, and I found it fucking disturbing…especially when her legal team validated it was her…

So Katharine McPhee, an American Idol I otherwise don’t care for, or even care for her tits, or the fact that she bangs 70 year old men cuz they are rich and legends in music….I’m forced to think of that scabby tough grey steak looking shit…

But she has tits, cuz she’s fat, and she likes showing off her tits, cuz that’s what fat girls with tits do.

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2018

25

May

Bella Thorne Lingerie of the Day

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As far as I’m concered, Bella Thorne is the most interesting character on Social Media, I would say she’s the most influential girl besides the Kardashians. She gets paid a ton of money to post bullshit. She has been able to manipulate the music charts with her music that I will avoid listening to but that I appreciate because she’s gaming everyone.

I like a girl exploited by her mom who gets how the industry works, and brings it….tell a story, show a raw and real side of you, even it is contrived and you will excell…I mean as long as you show off your body, which is a great body, fake tits or not, man face or not, repetitive or not…she’s the real deal….the instagram success story of an otherwise fifth tier actress.

Good hustle! I respect all hustle….with tit.

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People fucking love her.

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2018

25

May

Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

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The other day I got in a fight with someone in the comments who schooled me on who Alyson Stoner was.

He said that calling her “pushing 30” was like having sex with a 6 year old…or some shit…then he went on to explain that Alyson Stoner was the little kid who danced in Missy Elliott videos, a girl I don’t remember because I don’t watch Missy Elliott videos, but who I assume was like that creepy SIA girl, all 10 years old and dancing around, for the pervert who would use banging a 6 year old as an analogy for anything…

So the very important, STOMP THE YARD actress…is liked by creepy perverts and I now know who she is…..and here is her bathing suit.

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2018

25

May

Kimberley Garners Weird Tits of the Day

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Kimberley Garners Weird Tits are doing whatever low level fame whore that was on a UK reality tits would do, they are calling the paparazzi and begging to have their picture taken, before flying to Mykonos or Ibiza where all the instagram whores I follow seem to be this weekend, because they work in pods…the human experience must be one that seeks mob mentality, mob acceptance, where that people go where the people they relate to or what to be or follow go…

So whether it’s instagram VEGANS giving pigs in trucks water outside the slaughterhouse, or bros in 6 inch tropical shorts for the memorial day frat party, or instagram whores a Coachella, Vegas or the more jetset type in the Mediterranean….they are all equally lame, thirsty, attention seeking, egos who find comfort in mass though…like something hitler taughter, no not that Jewish people are the enemy of the state…but that people are idiots and will believe anything they are told by someone with passion or conviction because they are too lazy to use their own brain, have their own passions and fill their days trying to be like everyone else.

The world..weird but not as weird as her tits.

Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2018

24

May

J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

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J.Lo is lucky, because her ass was so massive when she was younger and tighter and collagen was working for her and not against her…that when her ass deflates and empties out all over the fucking place thanks to old people losing control of their bowels especailly after being banged out in the ass so many times by people excited by her ass…

The deflation process still allows her to have some level of roundness, roundness she likely injects to keep round, so that it doesn’t just hang around her knees like some unchanged diaper..

The highlight of these pics is her boldness in wearing white panties, sure she’s menopause no risk of period, but it’s the defecating she can’t control I worry about or would worry about if I was her, cuz I want to see it…

But I guess she’s got her diaper on for that, which is likely what we are staring at here…and deflated shit filled diaper….

On J.Lo…who still brings it even when she shouldn’t bother cuz she’s rich and should just tap out and be lazy and fat like normal 50 year olds.

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Here is her new soul sucking video collab with the hottest artist Cardi B and Khaled – because she’s a mooch bitch…who now speaks Spanish cuz she gets Marketing…she knows share for share “collab” leveraging….

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2018

24

May

Tomi Lahren Gets Water Thrown at Her of the Day

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Tomi Lahren getting assaulted by water by someone who wants you to Fuck that Bitch, which is likely something you already want to do.

I don’t watch TV and I am not relevant or up to speed on all things America. So I don’t know who Tomi Lahren is. But apparently, people think she’s a racist bitch, who I guess works for FOX News, because they need an all American, basic as fuck looking “babe” to work for them, to garner attention, and for dudes into guns and being White, who support Trump and the Alt Right, to have a hero to jerk off to…

She’s pretty much like many cheesy white girls, who just knows to clickbait using guns and politics to get famous, and it works.

She probably isn’t even into the shit she says, as it is just marketing and for celebrity…or maybe she is, I mean America is a vast country and Trump was elected, and people are very easily manipulated and clearly into army loving, war loving, all American values type women…

I’ve seen army dudes and their cult mentality, and thought “Shit I wish I knew how to market to them”….because I like drones…who buy shit I try to sell them. It’s brilliant if you want to get rich..and all it takes is bitches like this…

All you have to say is “Support Our Troops” and get that standing ovation…this is the porn built around that…

As a Canadian, this is how I view American women…this is what they look like…Texan, Floridan, etc…sure it’s a cliche that I guess works….just not for people throwing water at her.

She’s a god loving, American Loving white person who I’m sure sucks a lot of dick…like pretty much every girl on The Chive. Not hot but fit and blonde and overly made up to look hot, from back in 1990. Cheesy as fuck and for some reason my first post on her. Weird.

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2018

24

May

Barbara Palvin Slutty Instagram of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is back on the scene, after falling off and getting fat.

I guess these things happen to 18 year olds from Hungary who come into a lot of Victoria’s Secret money…allowing her to eat for the first time in her life…you know buy all the treats she always wanted to eat but that her family couldn’t afford because they were Hungarian from Hungary….

She got to dive into all the luxuries of life…like heating, and running water, and she went off the fucking rails…

Pizza everyday, every meal, fuck yes…

Only to get fired by VS, because I assume she’s fired from VS, told to shape up, and shape up is what she did…

She also decided to post up half naked, slutty photoshoot pics, cuz she’s back to work, half naked is where the money is at…and half naked is what she is doing.

Finally, the big girl is far more interesting…here is the proof.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2018

24

May

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is in “Lingerie” that is hardly lingerie, but that is mall brand Victoria’s Secret, made in china then sold for way too much, because why pass the savings of using a sweatshop onto your shoppers and clients, when you can use that money to make tall skinny slut dreams come true…you know by giving them the title of “Victoria’s Secret Angel” that basically changes their entire fucking life.

It gives them credibility, it gives them social status, it makes them the envy of all the other girls, it gets them rich cock, and for the rest of their lives they know that they were the hottest of the hot promo models, because every girl wants to be a VS promo model…

But their pictures, even the updated version to look more instagrammy, are pretty repetitive and boring, especially when the girl they’ve cultivated as a star is naked all over the internet…not naked in this….but it’s all right.

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2018

24

May

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid had her big titties in a tank top an no bra, because of course she did.

This is the style, this is the trend, and when your dad paid for you to get a set of tits, when he was re-vamping your look, so that when he paid for your career and first magazine covers, like he did with GIGI, the world would see you as a babe with an exotic look, rather than a weird faced monster who was never hot, but at least she’s skinny with tits.

I can’t fall into the lie that is Bella Hadid, I find it so stupid that brands are doing what they are doing, using her and other sluts, but realize that the real issue are the fans, so many fans, who all do what these people tell them to do, because for some reason they think these people have clout or whatever, because they are rich…and then they buy…and brands love Direct Response marketing, just ask the founders of Avon, Amway and every other network marketing company.

Fascinating right, looking at tits and talking about business models that make the man at the top of the pyramid a lot of money, while everyone on each tier get their piece of the action..which is actually the fairest kind of business to me..

WHat isn’t fair, is that this is a big deal celebrity chick, in a world with so many hotter chicks out there…but they aren’t the forgettable, uninspiring Bella Hadid.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

24

May

Anastasia Karanikolaou Got Them TItties On of the Day

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Kylie Jenner’s Friend Anastasia is something because she is Kylie Jenner’s friend. I think she either takes slutty pics of Kylie, but is also a slut in and of herself, because who isn’t these days really,it’s a generational thing….

She’s got her big tits out, her fake face out and inspires me as one of the Jenner Kardashian Henchmen to post up some KYLIE bullshit…not because I like young fat, weird shaped, plastic surgery ridden, puppets and their baby making….or that I like rich kids, brats, the garbage of society that for some reason is celebrated…I really don’t…but for some reason, I reason I call working with the devil, deals with the devil…I am compelled to post it up…

So here she is with muppet face – mom pussy – Kylie

Kylie Jenner Pussy Flash that you can’t see mom pussy because it’s not that meaty….but it’s still probably pretty meaty….

Here is the other sister Kourtney’s cameltoe because when you’re a mom pushing 40, pants seem to burrow up inside you like it’s Groundhog Day and motherfucker doesn’t want to come out and see if winter is over or not…

Posted in:Anastasia Karanikolaou|Kourtney Kardashian|Kylie Jenner|SFW

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