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2018

03

May

Brie Larson in Leggings Climbing Shit of the Day

I don’t really care of Brie Larson, but she reminds us of how bullshit the entertainment industry is….

You can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a success because you have been in the industry and you know it hits on a lot of key points….and that really anyone could have played just as well as her…since good acting is really just a product of good writing…I mean all these puppets are interchangeable…

I never found her hot, even as an abducted teen mom….but I do find it weird when you go from seemingly taking the “art” of acting to being in comic book action movies…insane…

The point of selling the fuck out for cash…

The point where she’s not getting any younger…

But at least she posts climbing pics from climbing gyms of her in leggings….even if there’s not too much to look at…but what may be a diaper…

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2018

03

May

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence’s Fat Ass of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence took my advice and wore a brighter colored bikini so that she doesn’t get confused as a whale before going out into the ocean….

Or in this case testing the structural integrity of an in Ocean swing…thanks to being in some amazing tropical place because her hard life is a fucking vaction…filled with all you can eat food as she likes it.

She’s pulling the same scam as Ashley Graham only far less disgusting, but still a chick who was a skinny aspiring model getting no where, who figured it all out, saw people getting famous for being fat, and said, fuck it, getting fat is easy, let’s get fat, and pretend to be body positive and that the world needs to listen to you….go viral…and brands will throw money at you….and they did.

She’s cashing the fuck in and laughing about it because it was a brilliantly executed scam…

But it is exploitative of fat people, the black face of black people, the AL JOLSON of fat people….because fat people are far too lazy to get out there, put themselves out there, even the loud obnoxious ones…because they are ashamed of being fat…but they don’t mind supporting fat girls doing the work for them..because that’s the fat way.

While a skinny girl who got fat can see it as the novelty act that it is..and run with it to the bank…

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2018

02

May

Britney Spears Dance to Close Out the Day

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It’s safe to say that Britney Spears and her fitness body doing a dance is the best way to close out the day….

Girl looks fit, girl looks good, and when you’re medicated and forced to dance like a monkey for your mooch family, it pays off with hotness into your 40s…

She is the K-Fed Dream source, patient zero….and look at her now…doing the Britney Spears amazingly….

So fit…so tight bodied…busty mom of 2 with a mooch….

The future is bright, I mean not for her, she’s in captivity, an endangered species really…but she looks good…in her cries for help.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

02

May

Barabra Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

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Barabra Palvin had a minute or two that lasted about a year or two where she was a big deal. The youngest VS model. The ROOKIE on the scene. The girl in the paparazzi who hung out with Bieber…the whole story being one that must have been a wild and crazy time for a girl who was from HUNGARY or so they say…but who was quite possibly from the human genetic cloning facility in HUNGARY where Victoria’s Secret uses top Eastern European engineers to make hot pussy they can exploit for a discounted rate because they are robots…or AI…

AI, that apparently can gain weight, you know not programmed necessarily the best yet, which we saw with Palvin the last few years where she was huge, something that is still celebrated by fat women everywhere, making her still hireable, but that I guess wasn’t the best for booking jobs, because here she is posing half naked looking like she starved herself out, the way a model should and I think that’s worth celebrating in a world where all these bitches think it’s ok to be fat lazy slobs…when we all know it’s not…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2018

02

May

Eiza Gonzalez See Through Leggings of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican signer, actress, illegal in America trying to steal all your jobs because the border doesn’t have a wall and a nation with no wall is no nation at all…right.

She’s likely a rich Mexican, cuz the poor Mexicans stay out of the limelight after being human smuggled…they just work farms and hotel chambermaid jobs on fake Social Security numbers…and don’t do the whole Hollywood thing.

She’s hot, she’s clickbait, loves being seen and noticed, I think she even made it to the Oscars…and as long as she’s hot, I like the clickbait, sheer leggins, hot tit exposure…it’s good for my soul….and better than girls who don’t exploit themselves for attention…those girls who don’t exploit themselves for attention are the worst and are missing out on easy attention grabbing….

Posted in:Eiza González|SFW

2018

02

May

Iggy Azalea Spreads Her Legs of the Day

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Mooch fuck Iggy Azalea is out promoting some shit, trying to get paid or some shit, maybe launching an album or some shit, because she’s a clickbait lying piece of trash, straight from Australia and in America stealing your clickbaiting jobs, and she’s posting what I guess she thinks is provocative content of her weird shaped body created off fillers and injections to support her lie….She’s some Blac Chyna looking gutter white girl catering to white people who like rap, while catering to black dudes who like white girls with stupid asses..

She’s garbage..she’s not hot…she’s not good, interesting or compelling, but that zipper bikini bottom is…I don’t understand why this isn’t a BOOMERRANG of her showing us the “Functionality”…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

02

May

Jessica Simpson’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Let’s not forget her epic tit selfie..LEST WE FORGET!!!

I’ve been fucking loving it for the that titty pic all week…it fucking spoke to my soul…it made me a believer…it reminded me of how much I love stupidly huge billioaire tits being squashed out like a water balloon…it was the WHOOPIE CUSHION of tit…and I am a fat..

Sure she’s old, sure she’s a married mom, but fuck that tit is everyything…

She’s on Vacation in a bikini, not necessarily amazing in the grand scheme of things, not the Texan Jessica Simpson we watched grow up and fill out, but them tits…are fucking wonderful…

LEST WE FORGET / NEVER FORGET / ETC…BELOW..

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2018

02

May

Kylie Jenner’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is disgusting.

She’s a little fucking pig of a human with far too much plastic surgery that makes me sick to look at…

The fact that she’s made a baby, or faked making a baby, since all the Kardashian babies look like the same brown shit, it’s possible it’s just a prop from the basement lab where Bruce Jenner grew his vagina…as rich people are fucking weirdos….

As we know, the family is disgusting, shameless, direct response marketers, some AVON LADY, infomercial shit, that has mastered the social media marketing world and got really rich doing it….clever really…but in doing that…they have to put out this terrible and offensive smut that makes me think Bruce Jenner is the hottest pussy, at least the least mangled pussy in the gang of pussies….

She’s in a bikini….weird shaped and the worst…take it in…love it…smear it on your pervert chest.

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Here is the other sister Kourtney with ice cream in her pussy

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2018

02

May

Madison Beer Makes a Sex Tape of the Day

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Madison Beer is DICK ON DICK in some photos she posted up on her instagram or something.

I am guessing this is her boyfriend…who she is DICK ON DICKING and thanks to being a clickbait attention seeker who was whored out for having big tits at a young age, by her mom who had BIEBER dreams for her to become some singer or YOUTUBER or personality…you know cash in on having a slutty young daughter perverts are into…she’s been trained from a young age to deliver the SFW smut that social media doesn’t flag as erotica and that it encourages because it’s softcore porn that gets them clicks…as sex sells even on Facebook…Zuckerberg and his SFW PORNO money.

This is wild, out of control, and wild….and you perverts will love it.

Here are her hard nipples

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

02

May

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham, like all the Celebs in their 40s from the 90s, is making a move to social media because they understand that people are voyeurs and part of being a public figure is letting your fans into your actual life, your actual personality, making a reality show of yourself, that you curate on your feed.

There’s no more of this “too cool, too rich, too exclusive, to A-List” to fuck with you…it’s more “look at me, please look at me, I know you look at other people but look at me too”…

They have easier time getting that followers up…because they are famous…but still have to do clickbait half naked shit to really make noise and compete with the relevant social media people…scrambling old people figuring out this technology thing…always funny…because they know they need it…

Here’s some HG Bikini action…

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