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2018

30

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Massive Titties of the Day

This Jessica Simpson massive titty about to explode from her weight being pressed down on it…in some water balloon in a party game looking…bursting out in every direction….posed pic for her social media…the way we want to see the billionaire fashion entrepreneur…because her monster tits have always been the best thing about her…even when her fat body caught up to her tits…before she brokered a million dollar deal to lose the weight with Weight Watchers…by likely not eating weight watchers…

This is amazing…Probably uncomfortable for her back, but she can handle it, she’s a performer…but amazing because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tit this big, being squashed out like this as a selfie, especially not on a mom pushing 40…this is inspiring, next level content that she felt compelled to post because even she knows it’s talent too good to be wasted….I mean seriously…this is almost life changing to a person with a big sloppy tit fetish…like we’ve seen the Messiah or some shit…

I’m not a religious man, but I am a believer….PRAISE Jessica Simpson Tit….the coming of Jesus will happen soon….because my name is Jesus and this is that good.

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2018

30

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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I think Lily Rose Depp is amazing…

The 18 year old, that I assume is as terrible as all 18 year olds, even worse than most 18 year olds because she’s spoiled, rich, entitled and famous thanks to her parents being Johnny Depp….

Doesn’t bother me for some reason, because I figure if you’re celebrity rich kid – you’re by default going to be the worst…especially when you decide to “model” or “act” instead of getting a real life skill…because they want the Hollywood life too, it’s a joke, it’s easy, when you’ve made it…it’s easy living of literally never having to work and she’s made it…

So the hipster playing down to earth and “artistic” cuz she’s half European..is more just a style choice…from Urban Outfitters than an actual ideology….or life mission…

But she did once support saving the Sea Turtles…instead of posting coachella pics and that is a good start….to me thinking she may be cool..I guess we shall see…but in the meantime we can stare at them tits.

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TO SEE HER PAL ALANA CAMPION’S TITTIES CLICK HERE

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2018

30

Apr

Patricia Gloria Contreras Topless of the Day

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We don’t know who Patricia Gloria Contreras is, but she is topless with them bolt ons in an Instagram beach photoshoot..caught by the paparazzi…because anyone can be famous thanks to social media and a willingness to show tits….even BOLT ON TITS…

She’s a Mexican in Miami..living the life of “CONTENT CREATOR”….content like this…

Or content like her and her POM (instagram clickbait dog) dancing..

OR THIS SHIT…

She is living the Miami dream…and as it turns out she’s also a stepmother and has been since she was 18…which means one very important thing…SUGAR BABY…girl can focus on her work as a content creator thanks to some rich dude funding her…nice life…better than doing DONKEY SHOWS in TIJUANA like other Mexican whores.

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2018

30

Apr

Pink’s Mom Thighs Live the Florida Dream of the Day

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Pink looks like Florida more than anything else in this world besides a box of Tropicana Juice…

Everything about her, from her haircut to her thick thighs, her style and her music is what you’d expect from Florida…even her fucking name…screams FLORIDA…

I assume that from the strip of bars in Jacksonville, down the coast through Daytona…to Key West…all up the Gulf side from Fort Myers to fucking St Pete’s….and Panama City…her songs are blasted every night at least a dozen times in their cheesy, slushy boozy drink beach bars….

So seeing her in Florida is like some kind of coming home, just ghetto as fuck white girl…in the ocean…living the Florida Dream….

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2018

30

Apr

Sofia Richie Big Tits of the Day

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Unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, as most adopted kids do, especially when their mom’s are groupie drug addicted whores…who probably didn’t know she was pregnant, and even if she did, still took as much band cock as she could backstage while wasted on whatever drugs were popular in 1980…hoping to either induce labor, or be the FUNNEST ABORTION EVER….living the fucking dream….until she was forced to throw the newborn in the trash for LIONEL to pick up and care for…

This Sofia Richie is his actual spoiled brat, later in life daughter…and as basic LA as you’d expect, all these people fuck each other, she’s banging the Kardashian husband and baby daddy, like her older sister probably used to back when her and Paris made fun of the half white Armenians trying to get in on their scene…

I don’t think an 18 year old broken rich kid dating a 40 year old is a bad thing, it’s kind of the whole dad she never had situation…I just think they look miserable and despressing in their paparazzi strategic life…that I assume Kris Jenner has set up as a storyline on the show and that Sofia Riche is on payroll for…She is a cast member. This is all a lie.

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2018

30

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Workout Erotica of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is some UK socialite who pretends to be a model…and now pretends to be an actor..she was hot a few years ago because she looked underage and guys like that but who looks like shit now that she’s in NYC trying to make it as an actor more seriously…cuz she clearly doesn’t have what is needed to model…

She has had sex with Brad Cooper….before he left her for the Hotter Irina…the meal ticket thrown out the window but the ego still massaged to think she’s a big deal..but she looks like shit in the gym, and her left tit’s doing something weird, but she’s in her bra for the paparazzi which I guess is what matters to these idiots trying to get media hits…

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2018

30

Apr

Ashley Graham Spreading her Fat Legs of the Day

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Ashley Graham posted up some pics of her spreading her legs – and the most amazing thing about this spread legs pics, I mean along with her not having a stroke trying to get into this position, is that her inner thighs aren’t discolored like most obese people from having them rub together…I am a fat man and know how these things work…I have had chaffing before and I’m not even a woman…I know this is some masterful work from her make-up artist who unfortunately has to smell her cheeseburger scented cunt while trying to perpetuate her lie that there is such thing as hot fat chicks…when the world knows the only thing hot about fat chicks is their statistically premature death and as a man married to a fat chick, even that isn’t that good, because it’s a slow death…diabetic and heart disease death…that opens the doors to a lot of fucking whining and neediness instead of a traditional suicide..

What I am getting at is – don’t believe or encourage Ashley Graham. She is all that is wrong with America…the fact they figured “Let’s use fat chicks to sell to fat chicks cuz fat chicks are tired of not relating to hot chicks”….instead of telling fat chicks they are disgusting…and that all sizes aren’t beautiful…and that clothing shouldn’t be available if you’re too fat…so that you don’t leave your damn house…until you get in fucking shape…

I hate this movement and not just because it clogs so many toilets….

It’s just everything wrong in America.

More of her Morbidly Obese Tits..

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2018

30

Apr

Christina Milian’s Wet Hard Nipples of the Day

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Here’s some Christina Milian bikini whoring…and we really have to give it to her….at 40 years old she’s still fucking bringing the shameless self promotion, and she was never even that famous. She was on some Disney Show or Disney movie from the perverts 20 fucking years ago…and in 2000 or 2001, we’re talking Y2K she had ONE HIT, ONE SONG, ONE SLUTTY VIDEO of her rolling around….that is it. That’s the extent of her public persona…

Then she went on to marry an accomplished producer, have his kid, get song writing credits on huge fucking songs, and with that has the ability to afford being a shameless bikini whore…

I don’t like it, I think she’s garbage, and I think she’s getting in the way of actual hot YOUNG black girls who want to make it, who have talent and drive, who aren’t ratchet and vile, because the world is full of hot bodied, long legged, round assed, big titty, black girls who are well raised that I’d rather see in short shorts and bikinis…they deserve this post more than Milian MOOCHING…but entertainment is racist and only celebrates those who crack through…

I also hate seeing a mom trying so hard to be a Kim Kardashian…instead of being a mom….it’s just shameless self promotion after shameless self promotion and I can’t imagine anyone actually caring about her, following her, or engaging in her bullshit content, yet here I am reposting it like it matters…to say how much it doesn’t matter…confusing everyone involved in the making of this post…

YES…I am weak when hard nipples are involved.

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2018

30

Apr

Lea Michele Gets Engaged of the Day

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Lea Michele posted an engagement ring photo, because she’s trashy, basic, and a bragger like that….but I like her man hands better than her man face..they are rugged and look like they’d change a tire good.

It’s safe to say that this is a huge day for her, because when she was a little boy getting tucked by his mom before auditions, he never knew he’d live that princess life he was visualizing….

It is also safe to say she forced the dude to marry her, either by faking a pregnancy, since she was born man and has no “UTE” I doubt that…. or because she finally found a dude and had a thing for trans people because he wasn’t comfortable being a full fledge homo and she still had tits….or maybe I am wrong about the whole thing…and she is a chick…and love happened…but I like think she had to lock it in before he realized she was a man…

Either way This Dude Lea Michele is engaged…Love Happened…because love happens easier when you’re a rich and famous person in a world filled with fame whore…

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2018

28

Apr

Ariel Winter Braless Nipple of the Day

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It’s Friday Night, you’re all getting wild, getting lit, getting trippy, getting crunk, getting whatever the #hashtag the idiots are using to describe trying to black out your week and life through substance abuse…and what better way to do that than to stare at Ariel Winter’s chopped off titty that grew back because it knew she needed it to stay relevant….thanks titty for doing your damn job…

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