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2018

07

May

Kim Kardashian Pussy of the Day

Kim Kardashian Pussy in See Through White Pants

Kim Kardashian is so fat and has had so many weird surgeries and babies that she doesn’t even have a vagina anymore…she has been filled her up so much, and stretched her out so hard that her vagina has sort of sucked itself into itself…hence the reason she couldn’t have her most recent STD spawn…or maybe just a flap of skin is covering the shit because they had no where to tuck it in during one of many tummy tucks…

Because these pants are see through and I don’t see any pussy hole you’d expect to be a floppy fucking pussy hole…hanging down to her feet….tucked into her fucking sucks…and all I can say is…

“SOMEONE CALL RAY J TO OPEN THIS BITCH UP”….

Right?

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2018

07

May

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

Demi Lovato Gets Wet in a Bikini in the Shower

I don’t know when Demi Lovato decided to become a hatchet faced sex worker…

Maybe it was from answering a BOUDOIR shoot discount on GROUPON designed for fat trailer trash to add spice into their marriage….something I first saw watching Roseanne the First generation….that I quickly learned was a real fucking weird thing…

But I do know that she’s out there posing dramatically, despite being a professional, looking mad awkward and amateur, all troll like….

Which I guess is just representative of the time…instagram…wants light flares, and piss filters, and half naked wet chicks pretending to be models…even fat chicks be doing this….leave the house it’s fucking everywhere and it terrifies me…

I still don’t know any Demi Lovato songs, except her whining about being bi-polar and not just a spoiled fucking brat..but apparently she’s a singer of song…probably terrible songs…but at least she can always fall back on her erotic modeling..

Demi Lovato Tits in a Bikini

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2018

07

May

Christina Aguilera Got Them Titties On of the Day

christina aguilera Big Tits covering her NIpples in a Black Robe

Christina Aguilera got them titties on…because Christina Aguilera is fat…and I guess because Christina Aguilera has breast implants beneath the fat…which reminds me of a fat woman having an autopsy video I watched on Netflix a few weeks ago..where they try to scare people into not being fat by showing you a dead fat woman…who despite being fat as fuck and who died from being fat…had a set of implants…

I didn’t jerk off to it, but the idea of a dead fat woman to a man who has had his soul and freedom raped by a living fat woman I call “wife”…is porno to me…

I won’t jerk off to Christina Aguilera’s tits, because she’s not 20 and rolling around in the mud getting DIRTY…

But I’ll post it to celebrate how fucking old I am that I even know the host body to these tits…

christina aguilera Big Tits covering her NIpples in a Black Robe

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2018

07

May

Paris Jackson Upskirt of the Day

Paris Jackson Upskirt in shorts in a tree in NYC

Paris Jackson, who is being violated and used or brainwashed by Cara Delevingne, the model lesbian…who shouldn’t be a model…thanks to being pretty fucking gross looking…but not too gross looking for Paris Jackson, a girl we can collectively feel sorry for, not because of her trust fund, or her loss of her dad, or even for being raised by Michael Jackson, but who we can feel sorry for because people like Cara Delevingne are predators out for themselves who will eat up and destroy innocent things like this….or they’ll get her hopped up on drugs…because they are all crackheads…leading to Paris Jackson having episodes, manic episodes where she ends up climbing a fucking tree….

It’s a sad story that probably won’t end well.

Here she is:

Here she is rocking a massive cameltoe

Paris Jackson Massive Cameltoe in Tight Blue Jeans

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2018

04

May

Paris Hilton Does a Photoshoot in Cosplay of the Day

Paris Hilton is in a magazine, looking like she’s plastic and jacked up, looking like she’s trying to make a comeback because all her friends are out there cashing the fuck in, why shouldn’t she. She is the den mother, the first at this. The sex tape that went viral before Kim K had viral diseases like herpes…and HPV…that Paris laid the foundation for.

She does look good, in an old lady done up with plastic surgery who is still skinny and who has implants kind of way.

She’s a bit of a legend despite being the worst…in being the useless, seemingly famous for doing nothing, who got richer than she already was, in what was actually just clever media manipulation and marketing…

So I’m into staring at whatever the fuck this international magazine, from some obscure market, photoshoot…

I mean I’d rather see her than that hairy Kim K any fucking day….

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2018

04

May

Liz Hurley Bikini Pelvic Floor Workout of the Day

Liz Hurley Pelvic Floor stretching in her bikini

When you’re 100 fucking years old, and you’re trying to maintain your youthful figure, trying to stay hot with her slutty clickbait that she’s in love with because she is directly connected to people, where she can put her whore content out on her own, self produced and not reliant on the media to keep her sex appeal alive….

You need to do your pelvic floor workouts, her kegels, to keep her pussy tight, and more importantly to prevent her menopausal pussy from pissing itself when on bikini clickbait shoots she produces of her slutty self…

Fascinating.

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2018

04

May

Elle Fanning Titties Creeping Me Out of the Day

I find it weird that Elle Fanning is this “it” girl jailbait, hot to a bunch of people, who I guess were Dakota Fanning fans…and figured once she was no longer a kid, they could focus on her sister….

She’s used in a bunch of movies, she’s got the family legacy and it’s easy to get work….

But to me she looks like a fucking robot, AI, fembot, who even when she tries to smile is on some Nicole Kidman, maybe made in the same lab, Westworld shit…

She is fucking weird looking…

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Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2018

04

May

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

doutzen kroes gets wet in bikini on the beach

Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience….it’s for some reason marketed as the best job in modeling thanks to marketing…and it makes these bitches more famous than they’d ever be…until they are fired and forgotten…

But even in her forced retirement, golden handshake, contract no renewed, she’s surviving at 30…getting work…despite being married to some rich DJ who isn’t AVICII but from the same country as him….so she’s still living her best life…from Victoria’s Secret life….utilizing all she’s known in her clickbait….check it out.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2018

04

May

Degenerate Demi Rose ASs of the Day

Demi Rose Black Big tits and Ass in red swimsuit 2

Demi Rose Ass is a sex worker from the UK

This is what sex workers from the UK do when they are well paid and hustling an instagram personal of socialite – sex worker – tag your sponsor you’re not paying for this vacation or really your fake ass or fake everything else – there are people with deep pockets funding this disgusting mess.

The only thing that I know about this thing is that she’s 22 years old despite looking 45…magical how this plastic surgery shit happens to these women fucking up their faces, getting to total opposite effect old ladies are trying to get with the same procedures…I just wonder how this shit will age, and what the long term effects are…I mean it’s not keeping me up at night – but it’s such a curious time…

Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW

2018

04

May

Claire Danes Pregnant Ass in Leggings of the Day

CLAIRE DANES pregnant ass in tight leggings

Claire Danes is pregnant – which is terrifying because her uterus is an old dried up and disgusting mess… she must be in her 60s…and this must be some IVF shit that is unnatural and offensive to the christians out there who on one side of the fence love the birth of new life as it is god’s will….but hate when people fuck with the breeding cycle, especially when it involves aborting pregnancies that girls who aren’t 60 years old have because people who are 60 don’t have kids…and these other people don’t think having a kid at 60 is a great retirement project….take up baking, woodworking, knitting, aquafitness…not using your money to buy medical treatments to get yourself a baby – you sick fucks.

#richpeople

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