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2018

11

Jun

Elsa Hosk Naked Seflies and Some Cultural Appropriation Done Right of the Day

Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…because Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….while HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA…

Moreover, Swanepoel has been chronically pregnant, the worst kind of STD, for the longest time now, giving Hosk a chance to really make it in the world…

Hosk, and her thin legs claim to have been professional Basketball player legs when she was back in Sweden and realized there is no professional basketball for women, so she became a top VS promo model….getting naked..all the time and there’s something beautiful about women who get naked for money…and there always will be…even when they get naked for money on their social media for free…it’s all to elevate their getting naked for money rate….

Hot regardless…

Here she is seductive in a Mexican Blanket and as a Half Mexican I can say….I feel like this is cultural appropriation done right…

Here she is on all fours doing her skinny long legs right…

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2018

11

Jun

Chantel Jeffries Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…and has her tits out….

Some would say…she’s instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency and has lots of followers because she’s a legit model…and not because she’s an instagram whore..

The kind of girl who got a lot of followers for being slutty, so many followers, popping up on the explore page that athletes and Beibers alike would ask her to fuck…

And now she’s a DJ…

Is she relevant, who fucking knows what relevant even means anymore…there’s so much bottom feeding trash making money it’s impossible to navigate really…

But we do know her tits are out and that’s something, not so magical if you’ve ever left your house and saw that everyone has their tits out…but it’s still tits and as men we must continue to always support women and their cleavage by sexualizing it…otherwise we might as well hop on some Bruce Jenner hormones..and make our full transition.

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2018

11

Jun

Demi Rose See Through of the Day

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Demi Rose has such a weird face, weird shape, weird everything, it’s amazing that she got famous on the internet. I would assume she’s like some kind of Tila Tequila of her generation. A right place, right time, polarize the social media accounts with robot traffic and audience until the rest of the world pays notice…and gets her in the tabloids, talked about, followed, called Britain’s next Kim K, because she’s got a weird fucking body like Kim K, and the whole thing is fucking strange to me…

It’s like she was ahead of the mainstream to the place she can post slutty pics of herself, so the mainstream thinks she matters and girl loves every fucking second of it….

Her body is fucking weird…her dress see through…the rumor is she’s a sex worker…and I guess without sex workers you’d all be fucking virgins and very angry at the world…so let’s celebrate a woman’s right to choose how much she’ll accept for deep dicking.

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2018

11

Jun

Barbara Palvin Tits for Instagram of the Day

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I never have anything interesting to say about Barbara Palvin, but I guess in her defence, or as a general statement, I never have anything interesting to say about anything…

I just focus on the tits, because as I’ve said numerous times before, that’s all that these people are doing when it comes to promoting themselves, why should we try to look past that, or look deeper into their personalities, to find qualities or intelligence, when really they are just reducing themselves to tits.

We live in this world where every girl wants to be praised and celebrated like some kind of Victoria’s Secret model, but only a few are selected, like Barbara Palvin who at 18 was a young recruit from Hungary, who ended up hitting puberty and being built like a Hungarian wrestler, only to get fired and be forced to get fit again…because no one ants a fat lingerie model, no matter what the industry tries to tell you…it’s gross.

So this is her comeback tour…come back…cum back…tour….

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2018

08

Jun

Britney Spears Booty to End the Week of the Day

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Work may be shit, or maybe you don’t work, but life in general is shit because maybe you don’t have a life, or maybe the life you wanted for yourself just didn’t happen, or maybe you didn’t want a life for yourself because you always had low expectations for yourself and even if you don’t know how shit your life has become, it’e become pretty shit…trust me…

But let this Britney Spears booty be an inspiration to us all…a whole lot of fitness and diet and good times can lead to magical booty even when pushing 40….

So don’t give up, even if you’ve given up…because Britney’s ass still looks amazing and that should inspire you to live another day.

They are really the highlight of the week.

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2018

08

Jun

Bella Hadid Wet Bathing Suit of the Day

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I don’t find Bella Hadid appealing at all, but people are sucked into her lie and the marketing hype around her, so I guess I’ll participate in what I think was the ugly daughter of a rich family, that wanted so much to be the pretty girl in the family, that she rode her coattails until people felt compelled to give her work, and accepted her look as exotic or ethnic or unique…when really it wasn’t marketable at all unless she was auditionning to be a rat at the local theater production, something I’m sure she’s not doing because she has no talent beyond standing around getting paid to tag brands on her social media feed.

This is styling, smoke and mirrors and it worked and she’s in a bathing suit doing bathing suit things…and what the fuck else do you expect me to say about it.

Here she is in some see through shit

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2018

08

Jun

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is on some tropical vacation – because her life isn’t a vacation – she’s constantly at work on the hustle producing smut, and clickbait and low level content that is easy to digest because there are tits in it.

She’s the manly faced, manly voiced Disney girl who wasn’t even memorable from Disney at least according to this pervert I know who was all about watching Disney channel for the pussy…

But she hit Social media hard and now people chant “Bitch I’m Bella Thorne” to her…because it’s one of her complex, deep and meaningful lyrics…

She’s in a bikini – she’ll be in more bikinis throughout the weekend…and this is the bikini for now…stare

She also pulled out her tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

08

Jun

Madison Beer Got them Titties On of the Day

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Madison Beer’s just out there living life…after her mom taught her the importance of being a little YOUTUBE starlet at a young age – that would get more views the more cleavage she showed off and since she had big tits…that was a no brainer…and now over 18, no longer getting 90 percent of her views from creepy fucks into young singing girls with tits, she’s trying to legitimize and polarize her story so that people think she’s a legit talent, a legit act, but when times get tough, and the publicity isn’t as much as she wants it to be, she’s always got them tits…to push up for the paparazzi, her social media, back to the YOUTUBE…she’s got this under control..and eventually people will think she matters like she is Rita Ora…because you can be as low level as you get, but if you’ve got tits and shamelessness you can be anything! DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

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2018

08

Jun

Romee Strijd Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name. She may be a recent Victoia’s Secret angel, but she’s hot, has a great skinny body and I am a fan, even if I’ve been told she is weird looking…all tall and gangly like a character out of a horror movie, a character out of a horror movie I’d love to be raped and killed by…

She’s clever, she’s trying to elevate her half nakedness and build a personal brand, because that’s what people need to do to stay relevant and get brand deals after the VS shit is done. Use the marketing of the brand to build yourself up so that you can exist like Tyra or Klum before her. Smart.

She’s started a YOUTUBE CHANNEL where she VLOGS about her life…that is highly produced and makes her seem like she’s living this aspirational amazing existence…because that’s the lie you need to perpetuate before you off yourself in your hotel room in france while filming your show for CNN….inner demons…

Well…this one, still happy in her existence winning at life…is in a bikini.

CHECK IT OUT.

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2018

08

Jun

Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie of the Day

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In the single most important news, Kendall Jenner, who has more than just daddy issues thanks to her daddy becoming her mommy…but also deeper rooted issues thanks to her actual mom managing her at a young age, exploiting her, putting her on TV, and earning money off her, turning her into some kind of marketing hook, that she was able to spin into being a fashion model while the rest of the family was just gutter trash with large social media reach, but not built for fashion, more built for hip hop music videos, which I guess didn’t work against them in any fucking way….especially the RAY J music video Kim K starred in…

Kendall Jenner…posted a topless fashionable instagrammy selfie…and you may or may not be excited by it…because she had the audacity to censor out her tits…rude.

Here is her Kylie being a slutty teen mom

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