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Gold Digger’s View of the Day

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If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a contract with a massive brand that at the time was very relevant in terms of the models they chose because instagram didn’t exist and we were forced to go to them for our catalog porn when feeling nostalgic…only to get fired for fucking an 18 year old popstar, ruining her marriage….and leaving her to find for herself in this cold dark rich person world…navigating her way through billionaires…until finally settling on a young one who founded Snapchat and is at the peak of his relevance…while she’s fallin’ off and not just as an inadequate mother who always puts her kids in the kennel, but in her career….

You know…just a gold digging prostitute who has the ability to charge and not feel like a prostitute due to modeling…

The above picture would be your view….

If you’re the gold owner…this would be your view…I mean the PG version before you really get what you pay for…


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Lindsay Lohan Pretends She Doesn’t Care What You Think of the Day

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Lohan posted the above MEME to her instagram.

I know what you’re thinking. How could anyone not like Lohan, I mean she’s the single greatest thing to have happened the last 30 years. Sure her body of work is pretty low level, but her celebrity, mainly based on being made fun of by the unsupportive media, that seemed to want her delicate soul to fail, while her family that extorted her, her friends who used her to get seen in the paparazzi, and me, because I love her…just wanted her to succeed…

But I guess, Lohan, feels like she can’t please everyone, especially not me, because has ignored my formal requests for her herpes while she breasts feeds me….

And instead of letting that bring her down in some sort of fit of rage and self destruction with drugs….and sex with transgendered DJs…

She’s learned to accept it…I guess she’s growing as a person…but her tits…stay the same..thanks to being silicone…

That said – PageSix Reports – Lohan was raped and drugged…and ran around naked at a wedding in good old fashion Lohan….

Lindsay Lohan claimed she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding…“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.” We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” …“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy. And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source…A report said Lohan claimed she had jewelry stolen at the nuptials.


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Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day


I know we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina, or what we think was her vagina, but based on her Botox, over-made-up face, I would like to re-watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape, to really see if there is every a shot of her face and pussy in the same frame…because I’m thinking maybe…the black dick we all thought belonged to Ray J…was actually Kims….

I know this pregnancy thing ruins this theory, but Kanye’s sexuality supports where I am going with this…and that is that Kim K, is a chick with a dick….and tits..tits…she’s being coy about showing because that’s her model face…or maybe it’s just her tranny face that can’t move due to the botox…whatever…

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Sarah Jessica Parker in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker wore a bathing suit in Ibiza where she was probably rollin’ on Molly at some EDM party, dancing on the speaker and loving the way the hard grinding bass vibrations felt against her old, practically dead, but not dead yet, cunt…

She’s always been one of these polarizing figures, not because she’s interesting, or because her marriage with a homosexual is hot to me, but because she was on a show about sex, with a face I never wanted to have sex with, I’m not that kind of equestrian….but her tits…on her tiny well dressed body…while talking about getting fucked like she was a gay man, or in her case, her husband….overpowered her face…

So here she is older, in a bathing suit, still with tits and terrifying face and I am reminded that I have jerked off to her…it was pre-internet…but is still the mind fuck of the day…let’s sit back and ponder that..


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Rita Ora’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora, Rihanna Impersonator and girl who fucks her way into a record deal and fan base, when not showing the paparazzi her tits, had her first American concert apparently…and the whole thing was boring, except the gratuitous titties in pasties, like some 1930s stripper, when nipples were illegal on strippers, trying to be interesting and seductive because she knows, as much as we know, that her talent alone can’t carry her, so she’s gotta keep refining her Hollywood Boulevard act to stand out amongst the Batman impersonator, the Elvis Impersonator, and the Michael Jackson impersonator, all blocking her stage in front of the Chinese theater….

Here’s a video…

Here are more pics of her Tits in Pasties CLICK HERE

Here’s a video of her in concert…

Here she is boring in concert…seriously boring in concert CLICK HERE

Here she is on a date with Wiz Khalifa CLICK HERE

Here is her see through shirt and pasties…

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Gisele’s Creepy Dance Video of the Day

Gisele did a weirdo dance video for Stuart Weitzman and it is was weird as fuck…

I guess drag queens, you know men who like performing as women, sometimes on Tuesday night at the local cabaret, other times in life as a Victoria’s Secret model, turned “Mom” and wife to some cheating NFL player…all while getting richer than god, despite being from the streets of Brazil…like most of the tranny sex workers of brazil…just love dancing..

It’s like I’ve never met a Drag queen that didn’t like dance…

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Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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So….Hilary Duff has a massive ass and legs that black guys, and apparently pro hockey players and her fan base that used to jerk off to her in the 90s still jerk off to, because they like when the pussy they fuck with gets older and older and older….because when the pussy you jerk off to ages……it feels like your relationship is real…like she’s actually your wife and not just your fantasy wife…because you’re that lonely…

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Selena Gomez Leveraging Taylor Swift or Taylor Swift Leveraging Everyone of the Day

Taylor Swift…has been clever enough to become best friends with pretty much everything and everyone, in her quest to take over the world, in this world that is filled with socially acceptable behavior, because thanks to Facebook, no one tells each other to fuck off the way we once would, but instead we want them to follow our shit, like our shit, and help grow our relevance so that we too can be influencers…while telling people they are cunts, or starting one too many fights makes people think you’re just a bitch, and no one, except me, like bitches…

Sure she’s got her Katy Perry cuz they fuck the same dude beef, it adds to both their profiles, makes them look like they are more than just smiling retards who love everyone, and in Taylor’s case she does, as long as she’s the top alpha the other periods sync to, you know on her turf, at her concert, at her party, at her house, where the entrance fee is letting her fuck your man and all their freinds to give her material to sing about…

It is pretty phoney bitch behavior….I never trust the public BFF hustle, especially when there’s money involved…like this…but maybe you’ll find it hot, erotic, sexy, in some way or another because you’re fucking weird…


Justin Timberlake was also there….and Ellen…in what was some weirdo variety show since eeveryone loves Taylor swift…weird…

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Here is Selena doing a Taylor Swift impression…

BONUS – Pics from Paris Match of Taylor’s Lover/ Human Barbie Doll…because why not..

Some Taylor Swift for the Win…



Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW




Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Workout of the Day

I have no idea why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was one of my favorite models all these years…

I mean there’s really no reason for it, I’m not a bald dude, I am not into Transformers, she’s not all that great, and I don’t give a fuck about women from the UK and their silly accents like they are pretending to be Mary Poppins…we get it, you’re sophisticated you English cunt…

I don’t care about Jason Strathen, I don’t care about any of the work she’s done, except some of the nude stuff, and making Megan Fox realize a vapid model who doesn’t even act is better at acting than her…

I guess I just like that she looks like a straight up bitch, you know the kind of girl you see in a restaurant being rude to the staff, and I just get off to girls who are mean, especially towards me…I find it exciting….

So let’s watch her to doggy style position exercises that never look this good while jerking off at the gym….


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Disturbing Kardashian Picture of the Day

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There is something very creepy about this picture of Kris Jenner, an evil genius, that some would even consider a terrorist, who used her kids, all of her kids, and probably anything and everything that she has shat out of her pussy, from tampons, to used condoms, to the murder weapon OJ used in the killing, all while master minding the media…to give us this…

I know, all pics of Kris Jenner are creepy…but while she fakes sleep on Kanye, I just don’t get what the I’m looking at, but luckily one of the kid’s with the tranny is in a sports bra…to distract me from the “Why does the general public care…

Here’s Kendall Showing off her GUNT in a Sports Bra…

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Miley Cyrus Asks People About Miley of the Day

Miley is a real joker…it’s hard to hate a puppet who isn’t a cunt about being a puppet, but rather is willing to make fun of herself for being a puppet, by going out there and making fun of herself in disguise…

Sure she’s not a singer song writer, who has positioned women as weak, broken hearted in need of a man pussies – like Taylor Swift…

Sure she doesn’t make as much Money as Taylor Swift…and is more of the polar opposite that I assume the record labels they are on set up as marketing…

One wholesome, friend with everyone puppet…VS the other lesbian, genderless, titty flasher…

Either way, the whole thing is dumb, but the video is solid…I guess it’s the only way these late night TV shows can stay relevant while no one watches TV….

Here she is wearing bunny ears…chewing Gum like a pile of trash

Here she is flashing

BONUS – Here’s Ali Wentworth Flashing like she was Miley…

I don’t know who Ali Wentworth is…

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Bella Hadid’s Tits in GQ of the Day


Bella Hadid is Gigi Hadid’s bratty sister….who whined her way into modeling because she didn’t like her sister getting all the attention…typical sister jealous of other sister dad that molests…it’s a common complex for girls to have and I guess not just in the trailer park, but also in the massive mansions with billionaire fathers…

You know that she’s the darker haired, bigger tits….that GQ picked up because why the fuck not, use whatever you can when it comes along…or because they were paid…or because Gigi said she’ll only work with them if they do a feature on her sister…it’s all nonsense…but here are her big tits, that should be a sex tape, because that’s the kind of issues I prefer “the other sister”…to have..

I’m talking to you Pippa.

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Candice Swanepoel Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is a substantially boring model…yes, she looks good, has an amazing body, but she’s lazy in her career…she doesn’t make noise, she doesn’t make moves, she just does these shoots with very little personality…looking like some kind of robot or sex doll which is something that may be hot to some of you who hate women and everything they have to say…but I like a bit of flavor..

I don’t care if her body is tight, tens of thousands of girls are tight bodied….

I do think this move to get naked in a popular men’s magazine in France, that might as well be Playboy and that has produced some great nude shoots of models, is a start…headed in the right direction in this tail end of her career because I am sure she’s trying to scramble to hold onto the fame she’s managed to get from Victoria’s Secret…and if it involves naked…that’s solid enough for me….maybe there is more to Candice than just some South African rich white person riding the wave…

These are just preview pics…the rest will happen probably in the next 24 hours…stay tuned..

As expected, even when naked, she’s dull…

Joan Small was there too – I don’t feel like doing another post for her – so here are some pics…

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Kylie Jenner Weird Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day


Now that Kylie Jenner is 18 and her black rapper boyfriend who already has a kid has sang about penetrating her has the world lost interest in her? Can they see her for the puppet that she was bred to be, but more importantly can they see a 35 year old sugar baby looking face on a sloppy body, that may or may not be a tranny….

She’s not hot, she’s not exciting, she’s not interesting…yet they have her posing in bathing suits like she is, because I guess the “urban” market loves it..because they love anything rich, once wet, now brown, despite being white, thanks to the family being on giant identity crisis navigating to stay relevant and it is working..

I get it, when she’s under 18, illegal to fuck, she becomes more interesting in her slutty booty pics…but the day she turned 18, I am sure we can all agree all that deflated, she got sloppy, her face old and saggy and even these bathing suit pics, uninteresting and basic…

I’ll post them anyway….you know keep the momentum alive…but know I don’t think this garbage matters…

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Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day

Agnes Hedengard is a pretty hot model from who the fuck cares..she’s in her underwear…and she’s been not getting work because she’s too big…so she decided to make a viral video about the absurdity of it all, because her butt is too big…her ass is too big…and clients want nothing to do with her because she needs to be thinner…

Typical Fatty…complaining about everything, always being loud and annoying and whining…fucking fat people…

I don’t believer her….I call this a strategy to get noticed…to get work…and it worked…she’s translated the video into two languages – making excuses for not getting work she knows people will freak out over because it is ridiculous…you know generate a buzz, create an uprising, be the figurehead to stand out from all the other instagram models who think they are models….

She should probably become a plus sized model…because that’s what all the agencies that have spent 50 years telling skinny girls they are fat, are now celebrating because it is “In”….hypocrites..

Most interesting in all this is that Kate Upton is still not considered a plus sized model, despite being fatter than all plus sized model…it’s a shit industry, it’s not a real job, who cares…

Here are some of her instagram pics..being fat…

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