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2018

13

Jun

Heidi Klum Topless Of the Day

Yesterday I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, because they were famous and rich, despite being whores, you know to polarize their whoring at the time it was cool to be elite and distant from the fans….are now on social media – many years older – where you’d assume they were less whorish…but that are just as whorish…cuz it’s ingrained in their fucking souls.

Heidi Klum, underwear model, German Engineered vagina is one of those women..and this is from her instagram the other day…

NAUGHTY GIRL.

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2018

13

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Ass in LEggings of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is pretty legendary and she hasn’t even started yet….but that could just be her leggings talking….

I mean she’s young, she’s hot, she’s probably had a far more interesting life than you thanks to all the access she has, which is her normal, all because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter, which in and of itself may make her awful, entitled and bratty, but worthy of being all those things, sometimes it’s just acceptable…even if you’re not a Johnny Depp fan, you get it and appreciate it, especially when it looks like this…and who knows, maybe she’s totally down to earth on her private island because she’s that kind of rich kid…either way keep up the good leggings…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

AND FROM INSTAGRAM…

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2018

13

Jun

Mandy Moore’s Tits on Instagram of the Day

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Mandy Moore is not Mary Tyler Moore’s daughter, but I think she was Dudley Moore’s child bride before he died in 2002 – RIP DUDLEY…you’ll always be WILLY WONKA TO ME…..

Point being a bunch of perverts were into Mandy Moore when she was a pop star many years ago. I never got the appeal. I just couldn’t get into her. She was just boring…

And as it turns out, 15 years later, she’s still boring…even when she’s trying to be attention seeking, compelling, and using her tits for attention…it’s dull.

That must be a sad feeling to feel when you are a woman with tits, and you still manage to be dull when showing your tits, even if you’re rich as fuck, have a pile of money, fame and fans to encourage you….it’s still fucking dull.

I don’t know why these people don’t just do anything insane anymore, like where’s the crazy, where’s the meltdowns, give us something to work with, anything to work with…just a shameless titty shot, in a slutty selfie pose that she probably thinks is edgy…is not

It’s the porn generation. Try harder.

Posted in:Mandy Moore|SFW

2018

13

Jun

Bella Thorne Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne is at the point of over-saturation to me. It happens with every “it” girl the public respond well to, who go viral and end up making a lot of money, all because their mom whored them out to disney and they were able to parlay that into some being slutty on instagram for the pervert pedo’s who use TINDER at Disneyworld….like you…

Point being, she was edgy for a Disney girl at 18, then she just became a weirdo raver chick, who is just fucking irritating, part of some annoying mainstream college scene that used to be the underground and more interesting, which is a reminder than when something good becomes BRO-LIFE, it becomes bad…but I guess the girls into it are a bit hotter than the trolls I remember from when I used to go to raves….but I can’t relate. I am old, I am tired, and this looks far to gutter and damaged to jerk off to….

I get that she’s an identity crisis weirdo…but this identity she’s taken on is just irritating…but it has tits, you may be into that.

This may or may not be her soaking her pussy

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

13

Jun

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is trying to keep the bikini dreams alive…I guess because she’s trying to impress her boyfriend and potential mother-in-law, or maybe grandmother to her children, because it’s around that time for Nina Agdal to procreate with a rich person, and the rich person she’s working is the son of Christie Brinkley, who you saw IN BATHING SUIT WITH HER DAUGHTER yesterday…

You know someone who may not understand why she looks handicapped retarded, but who looks handicapped retarded…but who understands that bikini models need rich guys to maintain their lifestyles like his mom did, and is something I guess he wants to contribute to and giveback to…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Christie Brinkley and her Daughter Sailor Moon Brinkley in Swimwear of the Day

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Like mother, like daughter means a like mother and daughter fetish…

One of these has crawled out of the other’s vagina….and now you want to crawl into both of their vaginas…it is magical on some level…if you are a pervert into that..

I know a guy who used to fuck a mom, and the daughter when the mom was at work…both over 18 so not that perverted…just funny….

I know a lot of guys who are into fucking the hot daughter of the woman they are banging – cuz 60 something year old woman are a terrible fetish in and of itself…but often times you are forced into….

People say Brinkley looks hot…for her age…I say she looks a little dumpy, but she knows that – otherwise she’d be in a bikini…her daughter is more interesting though…rich, half naked in bikinis, following momma’s footsteps….alright…this is how the rich live….

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2018

12

Jun

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

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I am sure this wasn’t strategic – planned – coordinated…

Rita Ora, who may officially be making it now, has had 5-10 years of serious bottom feeding to navigate this getting famous thing…and often times it came down to the tits…tits she’s showing off cux they are the reason she’s here….a thank you celebration really…

Some cameltoe action
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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Kate Upton Topless of the Day

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Simmer down Kate Upton…

I feel like she’s the kind of rich kid turned model who pretends that she’s so annoyed of people sexualizing her for her tits, while knowing that she only exists because of her tits, and that at 18 when she happened, she wouldn’t have ever gone viral without what must be some terrifying fucking tits….

I’ve see her tits, they are monstrous, terrifying, yet amazing…even if the rest of her is dumpy and weird shaped….but clearly we as a people can focus on what is good about her..and she does the same….

We only see her tits cuz she wants us to…

Here is the video of her shaking her tits…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Slutty Sarah Hyland of the Day

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For some reason I was googling who Sarah Hyland’s parents were when I was taking a painful hemorrhoid shit last night…and I discovered very fascinating things like that they are both actors…and that her dad was in so many iconic roles that Judge Ketchum on Boardwalk Empire….and the Cabbie in “See No Evil, Hear No Evil”….which I guess was enough to make a career out of it, to support his family for a while out of it, before sending his daughter to work when she was young – landing a hit TV show, living out his dreams…

So here she is living out her dreams….for her social media…the place where you get a glimpse of her and realize she’s fucking weird especially in her exhibitionism…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Sienna Miller’s Fat Cameltoe of the Day

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I still have a place for her in my heart, because I remember her as the girl in movies who played the hot British chick that was willing to get naked….that was always naked…who you know only got the roles because of her level of casting couch performances….

I used to find her the hottest actress in the movies, not just because she showed bush, but maybe because she showed bush, I just knew if she was cast in something, there was bound to be bush.

This was the era of renting videos based on their nudity rating, because we didn’t have internet and that was our porn that wasn’t porn.

It’s the reason I got into indy movies in the first place, shit like Doom Generation by Greg Araki, where Rose McGowan’s huge tits were exposed in her first movie role was rented strictly because of the “nudity” rating…which I guess may be the reason I do this retarded fucking site…which I guess is more than Sienna Miller does these days, which isn’t saying much….but it is saying that girl pulled a proper scam and is sitting on a pile of money and the only damage she’s got to show about it…the only wear and tear is the fact that her pussy is banged out so big it eats her pants….

NOT A BAD TRADE OFF AT ALL….

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