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2018

02

Aug

Jessica Simpson Massive Tits of the Day

Jessica Simpson may be weathered, she’s old.

She may not be as well maintained as our girl Britney Spears, but not all of us can be held captive against our will by our opportunistic family who still want to cash in on this girl, like the priced pony she is, just breeding her in the form of song and dance performances until she can’t fucking walk anymore…keeping her on a strict routine, letting her fuck her trainer, not letting her escape, at least not yet, while seemingly being “ok” with it since she doesn’t know any better….

But her tits are fucking rocking….

I mean if you’re going to be an older, rich as fuck, clothing entrepreneur thanks to your shitty song and dance career, you might as well have huge tits….do your texas BBQ heritage right and be hearty as fuck….and enjoy your freedom while your dad is too busy being a homosexual dancing around dick to dick with young men thanks to his wealth….too busy to trap her in a cage and milk her until there’s no milk….even though these tits are plentiful…like they can feed the fucking land.

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2018

02

Aug

Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is showing off her favorite pose…she calls it trapping the rich man before it’s too late…

Where she gets into the fetal position, her great ass popped out, face covered, making her look vulnerable, tapping into the rich guy’s alpha predator instinct that makes him want to pounce hard, especially since she’s in a slutty bikini, an animal print bikini, to let him know how wild, animalistic and ready to be ravaged she is…..you know flooding him with ideas…before showing him her retard face so that when she does the reveal he’s too horny, checks signed, black cards pulled out, transaction fucking approved.

It’s a tactic…you know.

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2018

02

Aug

Nina Dobrev Wet Swimsuit of the Day

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Here’s a question for you to really reflect on and fucking ponder in your pathetic existence of a human….

Do you care about Nina Dobrev in a bikini?

Do you even know who Nina Dobrev is?

If so, why do you know who Nina Dobrev is?

Did you watch her show targeted to young people?

Why would you watch a show targeted to young people?

Was it because your simplistic mind still jerks off to teen scream dramadeies?

Did I just create a brand of Netflix category called teen scream dramady?

Am I too smart to be updating a blog that you’re only on to see tits?

So many questions.

LOOK I HAVE EVEN MORE PICS OF HER FROM THE OTHER DAY….MY GOD….HOW CAN WE BE THIS LUCKY…

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2018

02

Aug

Eva Longoria Big Cleavage of the Day

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Eva Longoria’s big cleavage is not that exciting – because she’s just fat…

It’s one of those hot when she’s younger, but Mexican Taqueira worker when she’s older…

IT happens in French Canada all the time, where these amazing hot stripper looking trash girls who like anal sex on a first date that doesn’t need to be a date….turn 25 and 20 years, gain 50 lbs, and turn into the poutine stand working toothless chain smoking mother….

So I guess it happens to Rich Mexicans who white washed themselves unless it had to be played up to get work as the Mexican too.

The funny thing about Eva Longoria is how loved she is internationally, I’ve had fights with people about her being garbage and they get passionately offended…all immigrants…who I don’t know whether they should be taken seriously based on their status..but that take Eva Longoria seriously for whatever reason…I mean hasn’t she only been on one below average show.

I don’t get it.

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2018

01

Aug

Camila Morrone in a Bikini of the Day

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Camila Morrone is some very followed set of big young with a face injected face tits…from instagram.

Beyond being a set of big young tits….which is all you really need to know about her…She is best known as an aspiring actress, influencer, bootleg Hadid / Baldwin, who she may or may not hang with….

She’s also known for being one of Leo’s young girlfriends, she’s 20 or 21 and fucking the 43 year old because daddy issues, he’s Leo, despite being a homosexual…he likes young hot chicks around to help increase their profile and help them get more work, followers, etc. Maybe it’s a busijness thing…

That said, these are her great tits on a Yacht with Leo, because he cares about Nature and the Environment and likes big gas guzzling fish killing yachts he gets to on private jets…and her mom Lucila Solá in Saint Tropez all busty cuz of the big tits….Side note, her mom, who is younger and hotter than me…and younger and than Leo….is an Argentine actress who fucks 300 year old Al Pacino….

Hot chaperone who probably used to rub one out to Leo when she was growing up in Argentina…I think this could just be a weird incestuous Hollywood is weird and everyone fucks everyone…storyline….I feel may be reality…because I have been on porn sites, I understand how these things pan out….

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2018

01

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Titty Selfie of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale may not be relevant anymore. She may not be important anymore. High School Musical may be a thing of the past but like all girls with social media…that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the right to post up some shameless racy pics for attention..and you know she’s doing it for the betterment of man….in a not all heroes have wings or whatever the fucking expression is….because she’s been kind enough to give us her mid 30s body with her busted up and broken down face cropped out of it…because she’s kind, considerate and I guess knows she’s got a busted face…which is more than I can say for most ugly girls pretending to be hot girls on the social media….trying to lie the dream Ashley Tisdale already dreamed…

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2018

01

Aug

Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day

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Elsa Hosk used to be a clickbaiter who got naked in photoshoots before being an official Victoria’s Secret model, which as it turned out was just the team at Victoria’s Secret setting her up to have a little hype behind her before officially singing her on, in what you would call creating a lingerie model from a Female Swedish basketball player, who quit the limelight of being a Female Swedish Basketball Player, you know a sport that gets you noticed, unable to leave the local Ikea with your new dresser without handing out Autographs, unable to go to the airport or travel internationally because of all the global fans who give a fuck about Swedish female basketball….something she had to escape to get back to what she felt was her calling – getting naked…

Well, since the beginning of her as a model, she’s been getting naked, continues to get naked, and if that’s the racket or the hustle it takes to get paid a lot of money, to grow a following, to exist, that all the girls know is exactly the recipe to success they need, I am into celebrating that….

I call this story The little PROMO model who could….get naked….getting naked…but censored even though you’re allowed to be naked on instagram as they police it less…

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2018

01

Aug

Kate Upton Big Tits Fat in Lingerie of the Day

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I am going to assume that these Kate Upton big titties in lingerie pics were taken before her pregnancy, despite her always seemingly being built like a pregnant chick, which I guess could be the secret to her success, always stay 3-4 months pregnant before aborting that mission, to maintain her hormonally fucking weird shaped body that Americans seem to fucking love…but now she’s officially announced the pregnancy cuz she’s married to her star baseball husband…and his pile of money she doesn’t even need cuz she’s Kate Upton and her grandpa invented Whirlpool (the appliance company)…rich.

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2018

01

Aug

Elizabeth Olsen Pussy Print of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is out there being the still relevant Olsen cuz she has to keep working – she doesn’t have all the Olsen twin billions from pre-internet straight to DCD shit movies that every girl loved….

The nice thing about being the sister of the Olsen Twins – is consistent work, allowing you to leverage your name, get work and shows the Paparazzi her cooter in a white bikini bottom, my favorite in pussy hugging bikini bottoms, cuz when wet, can be see through….it is the little things….or in Liz Olsen’s case the big fat pussy lip things.

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2018

01

Aug

Shelley Hennig Nose Job of the DAy

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The best caption of this pics comes from MadamMeow in the FORUM which was the simple yet effective “She Spelled TIT Wrong”…..

Shelley Hennig is some 30 year old from Days of Our Life, Teen Wolf, other bullshit..and she’s got some tits.

She’s from New Orleans, which by default makes me like her better than I like most aspiring and even working…and even celebrity level actresses…because New Orleans is hands down the best city in America…you hear that other cities…New Orleans wins…it’s got soul, an enegery, ghosts, BOOZE everywhere CHEAP Booze everywhere, and good food…it’s a great place to go and die really…

I love the southern Hospitality, and the Southern Big Titties….

I am a fan…

I find it interesting, not that interesting, that she’s got millions of fans on social media and that I’ve never heard of her, because I am dialed in bro.

But I find her cleavage more interesting….because I am stil the kind of guy who can appreciate cleavage….in this desexualiztion of titty world.

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