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2018

01

Aug

Frida Aasen Bikini Model of the Day

Frida Aasen sounds like some kind of terrorist…who I’d like to have bomb my dick…or testicles…or even my prostate but not in a gay way…in a “That is where my orgasm lives, go to the source, of you’re gonna get things explosive, figure it out”….hijacking planes and shit like she was a HADID….

I like to think of her as a refugee looking for a new life in America and desperate, willing to get naked despite her family being shamed by her behavior and forcing a honor killing, but before they stone her to death in the park, you get out your way with her…because you promised her the good life…

UNFORTUNATELY, because life isn’t as good as I write it out, it turns out she’s a 23 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is from Norway and Frida Aasen is not an Arab name, but rather a Viking name…I’d like to have rape and pillage my testicles…or prostate….but not in a gay way…it’s just the direct line to the source of my orgasms…something we need all the help in achieving in my older, desenstized, unhealthy pervert existence..

This is not Affirmative Action, Inclusion, Inclusivity, Letting Everyone in, Celebrating Diversity…in a racist world where the liberals trying to help like some condescending elitist shit are as racist as the rednecks with their tiki torches…it’s just some Nordic Bitch built hot….like a Finnish Sauna….only from Norway…the land of Cross Country Skiing…white as fuck…

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2018

01

Aug

Iggy Azalea Bikini Slut of the Day

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In news that no one cares about, Iggy Azalea is out releasing new shitty music, and with that has come an influx of Iggy Azalea promoting herself naked on the internet, because it’s not science people…a ho is a ho is a ho…especially when the storyline she tries to tell people to justify why a white suburban girl is a rapper…relies heavily on being a ho.

It’s like weeks into releasing the single, and days after releasing the single, we’re virtually face to face with the grossest fake white ass black guys love….and it just keeps on continuing because the tactic works.

So complain about dudes cat calling you and staring when you’re out there slutting girls, but keep on slutting…the WORLD relies on it….at least your world…to sell seats at shows and songs on apple…

Garbage. Seriously.

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2018

31

Jul

Kate Hudson’s Pregnant Bikini Nightmare of the Day

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If these pics of a very pregnant old lady who is pregnant don’t terrify you, disgust you or offend you…there’s something seriously wrong with you, your life, your decisions, everything about you….I don’t know what went wrong for you to be into ready to drop milk filled tit in bikini erotica starring a celebrity who doesn’t matter….I just know you were probably neglected as a child, raped as a child, which I guess is the opposite of being neglected as a child, but rather loved too hard as a child….

Pregnant women have a fucking human growing up near their vagina, that’s terrifying…and pregnant sex is only good in the first month or two when the girl is all hormonal and not fat beyond her tits yet…and only when the baby she’s carrying isn’t yours so that you can cum in her with no fear of knocking her up….something you can’t relate to…because you’ve been lonely as an adult, all socially awkward that makes you dream of knocking up a girl….cuz girls don’t talk to you… just like Kate Hudson’s latest baby probably did…

We can assume when he first met her, he knew he had to keep the charm on hard, run game hard, manipulate her in hard….only to perfectly time cutting open her C-Section scar to have a direct line to impregnate her…bitch is rich, the kid will be taken care of, no pressure…lots of resources…while you can just coast like a K-Fed collecting child support…women do it all the time, gender equality, shit it’s our time…to make it even more interesting, maybe dude should legally change his gender like the guy in Canada who now gets cheaper car insurance, to be the real “dependent” he needds to be to REALLY cash in when their love come crashing down thanks to Kate Hudson being a tyrant, pussy filling from every angle, pushing Owen Wilson to Divorce like she was Asia Argento…monster that she is and that these pics prove she is…

This is beyond ready to drop, this is the fuse is about to make this bitch explode and shoot a baby either out of her like a human cannon, behind the bar where he will learn how to make cocktails for her drunk ass at a young age….splashing afterbirth all over the pool deck….like that time I had giardia and despite the warning signs saying “do not enter the pool if you’ve had diarrhea” I decided to have diarhea in the pool. It was a heat wave, the neighborhood kids hated me for the two day lockdown it caused….

But enough about me, making this post about me, like I was the celeb spoiled brat kid turned celeb…acting like I am the only one in the room…when clearly there’s a pregnant as fuck bitch right here.

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2018

31

Jul

Ariel Winter Topless of the Day

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Ariel Winter Topless is actually Ariel Winter in a Towel and not living up to the fetish we call “what’s under the towel”…..even though she should, but that I guess she doesn’t really have to…because unlike all the other girls posting up nudes…she is already rich and famous, she’s made over 20 million dollars on Modern Family…16 million of it she’s spent on donuts….I mean I guess that’s not fair…I’m sure there was other baked goods involved… I shouldn’t discriminate the fat girl’s tastes in high calorie foods….

I am ready to see these tits that she can’t cut off cuz they grow back like the horror movie of the 70s the Blob….which is somewhat fitting under the circumstances….

I figure if she’s going to show us shamelessness for attention cuz she’s broken, there might as well be some actual nudity…but I guess if she went that route too aggressive, she’s be fired from her show and definitely forgotten…which would mean no more income…to pay for donuts and other baked goods..so showing fans her nipples…isn’t as important to her as keeping a damn job.

She’s not hot…but who is hot these days anyway…it’s all just the same old bullshit on repeat done by different vaginas….so I document it..not because I like it or I am impressed by it..but instead because it “happened”….

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2018

31

Jul

Ana De Aramas Getting Wet in a Bikini of the Day

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Ana De Aramas is the Cuban to America actress who I think is in Blade Runner (the new one, not the one from when the Cuban Revolution was happening)….

I am too lazy to google her, because if you’re like me, you’ll agree that any Cuban girl who has made it out of Cuban and is starring or even being cast in mainstream movies that aren’t sex videos, is a waste of a Cuban girl.

I’ll have you know that as a Canadian, CUBA has been our Sex Tourism destination since the Americans were locked out, communism rule took over, and cheap resorts, we’re talking 400 dollars CANADIAN…which is like 300 dollars US…for 7 days of all you can eat, drink…including FLIGHTS….cheaper than LIVING in Canada….I can spend 300 dollars a night here just on beer…not that I have 300 dollars…but people do, retired people do, and that 300 dollar trip, leaves them with ample money to hire a 100 dollar a week 18 year old Cuban girl and possibly her best friend to be your girlfriend for the week.

Sure it may come with STDs, but CUBA has a great healthcare system, these girls can get treated before they get to you….

But it’s better, and often times hotter than this Cuban acrtress who has made it, who makes money and who is a different kind of sex worker…the kind we don’t sex with.

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2018

31

Jul

Kimberley Garner Upskirt of the Day

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We may not know who UK reality star who is still having a go at being relevant, or riding that reality star low level of fame, Kim Garner, gone to the USA to make it in America…while having not quite made it in the UK, where her celebrity possibly only getting to cut lines at the club, or maybe a free bottle, or rich dude companion but nothing much beyond that.

But that doesn’t mean we won’t zoom in on her ass pic to try to see her asshole….sure we’d do it for any chick dressed like this, ass out…so when it’s Kim Garner it doesn’t make it better or more interesting…but these are the pics of this moment that I have available right now so I’m going to make the most of them.

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2018

31

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day

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As ridiculous as Aubrey O’Day is….you have to kind of love everything that she’s doing…

It’s like it’s a troll, or a parody, of the way the internet is…and in being a troll or a parody…she’s actually getting some traction.

Before the face injections and the slutty outfits, she was a big set of tits from Celebrity Apprentice and Danity Kane Making of the Band Fucking Diddy Fame…that literally disappeared for at least 3-4 years…

She went from fake titty white girl making the band, to PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL making the bandleader cum, to getting fatter and fatter and fatter…ending up on Apprentice…before disappearing to finally settling on a Jersey Shore dude to keep her as relevant as she could while taking up fitness and reinventing herself…like she had to to get back to the white market who are more opeen to fat ass girls now than they were when she was real fat…as long as they look like weirdo sex dolls…

So here she is riding that trend out and all it took was 10k in face injections, some fitness, some lipo and a willingness to show off her kardashian looking body in slutty cheap miami hooker clothes…and it’s magical to see that level of low level….hustling like an insta thot trying to get into a Rap video / knocked up by a rapper….

I appreciate her work.

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2018

31

Jul

Kim Kardashian Weird Body of the Day

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So many girls get the “Medi-Spa” treatments of face injections and fat being sucked out of their stomachs and pumped back into their asses to try to live an Instagram Filter of a life, while looking like fucking clowns….which is a fucking look that apparently so many of these girls want to have because they are weak, insecure and give into weird ideals they think society puts on them, only to complain about the patriarchy in a few years when they figure out what the patriarchy is, as they are too fucking dumb to figure it out now, while at Bottle Service and shit…

Well, I always wonder how those face injections and treatments will age, there’s no real case studies or science behind it, yet everyone is up on it, like it’s fucking crack, and I know it can’t end great….

So every time I see Den Mother Kim K out with her look, slowly rotting out from the inside, I think..well…this is going to end bad for all those people who are following her lead…cuz shit looks terrifying as fuck…

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2018

31

Jul

Nina Agdal and her Old Lady Retard Head in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Nina Agdal and her retard, possible Downs Syndrome, forehead is traveling on some rich person’s dime, as whores do…living the life in the later part of her life, because disabled people don’t live as long as non-disabled people..

As it turns out, earlier today, I was reading about the misconceptions of Downs Syndrome, as I do in preparation of knocking up crackwhores with my retard sperm…and as it turns out…some of the misconceptions are logical…like A child with Downs Syndrome will not ruin a marriage..A Child with Downs Syndrome will not negatively impact their siblings…but most importantly people with Downs Sydrome die Young…which is something I’ve always heard…..but as it turns out that’s only true if they are black….black Downs Syndrome people die on average at 35, while whites die at 60..

So my theory on the 30 year old maximizing her alive time…in bathing suits in europe with her rich boyfriend because she’s going to die soon thanks to the disability were not entirely on point…but I guess when you factor in that she’s an old model, she might as well be dead, currently on her last legs….I repeat – 30 year old bikini models get too old to maintain being bikini models and sort of just disappear…

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2018

31

Jul

Busy Phillips is a Monster Lingerie Model of the Day

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The idea of lingerie model has been so diluted thanks to the social media and pop culture media machine…it’s become fucking distorted….

It’s like anyone with a vagina, or what they perceive to be a vagina, even if it’s a fucking dick and balls, but that they consider a vagina, because you can’t tell them what gender they are, not even science or biology can tell them, they are woman hear them fucking roar…all while being a dude..culturally appropriating women who have flipped that “No Boys Allowed” sign on their club around to “No Boys Allowed Unless they Call Themselves Girls….makes sense..

But what ends up happening is that people who have no business being in underwear, except for the practical purpose of being in underwear, you know STRICTLY functional reasons…end up posting up pics in underwear.

This shoot of Busy Phillips, who may be a man, in lingerie for a brand, who may be paying her…should have NEVER been a thing…yet it is a thing..

AM I the only one with fucking EYES here….I realize men will fuck anything, I’m a man…occasionally and I know how that works…but never would I want anything I’d be willing to fuck in lingerie as marketing material…I mean sure, a bucket of rotten meat I got from the butcher and that I put in ziploc bags wouldn’t translate to sales for a brand…but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

She’s 40 years old and has a head of a fucking retard….all big and bulky and mom…like I fucking gagging here…make it fucking stop…

I’ll just assume her family invented the Phillips Screwdriver head and that’s why we’re being abused by this…rich people…so entitled…

If there are Busy fetishists out there…you’ll all fucking nuts.