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2018

27

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Inspirational Lyrics of the Day

Words of wisdom from clickbait, “relevant”, it girl who’s got her whore on the internet down thanks to Disney Execs…Bella Thorne….to take you into the weekend and realize…how ridiculous and simplistic this generation and their porno is….makes you wonder how you’re clickbait humor hasn’t gone viral yet…doesn’t it….I’ve been Vulgar for 25 years, where’s my Disney movie deal…

Get that pussy wet…wet…wet…

Fuck your asshole…yeah.

I mean young people are clearly fucking dumb…but I hope she shit’s before her ass sex since gingers statistically have stinky shit.

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2018

27

Jul

Brie Larson Swimsuit of the Day

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Brie Larson reminds me of jocks making anal sex jokes with each other like the closet case homophobic queers they don’t admit they are while showering together and jerking off together in what they pretend is hetero cuz there’s a girl they roofied in the room with them….

She’s not good. She’s been around for a while. Going to events being average looking….before winning that Oscar that reminds us how bullshit the entertainment industry is….

You can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a success because you have been in the industry and you know it hits on a lot of key points….and that really anyone could have played just as well as her…since good acting is really just a product of good writing…I mean all these puppets are interchangeable..

But like all women…still down to post bikini or bathing suit pics for some shameless likes….which I guess is the only thing decent about her and her eagerness for attention like all bullshit actors.

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2018

27

Jul

Courtney Love Hard Heroin Nipples of the Day

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Somebody forward this to Demi Lovato – the long term affects of opioids are NOT HOT…but they aren’t that bad…

I mean at least Courtney Love hasn’t had public overdoses like the candy-coated Disney opiate addicts, and she’s been consistently alive throughout the years of opiate addiction, even getting away with murder, being nominated for Oscars, like she was a celebrity and not a gutter fucking addict….from the streets…I mean in a lot of ways, this zombie looking monster…who isn’t fat….should be a mentor to crackheads out there…you can make it…you can live your best life…you don’t need to be out there eating trash under an overpass…

I have a crackhead fetish, most of the hookers I can afford are crackheads, and despite their rotten teeth and rank cunts, they are pretty fit looking…so I’m into this…I am into giving crackheads hope they too can live their best life ….even if I can step back and can still be terrified by it….it doesn’t mean it isn’t hot.

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2018

27

Jul

Kira Kosarin’s Slutty of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is slutt on social media – because every girl is…it’s the way of life, the future, relevant, current, on trend, on brand….

I don’t even need to know who Kira Kosarin, to know what her hustle, marketing strategy and objectives are…which is not to get into porn, but to be mainstream by being as slutty as a pornstar…it’s what the people want and by people I mean all of us perverts liking her pics, smashing that like button, cuz we can’t smash whatever is under that stripper dress on the non-stripper….

Speaking of strippers, I remember a time you’d get your phone confiscated at the stripclub, the girls would go mmental, the bouncers mental, and capturing the stripper show to post to the internet was a dangerous act….yet earlier today whilst on the social media instagram story I saw at least 4-5 actual strippers twerking naked on various instagram stories promoting their stripper self because I guess Cardi B has inspired them to own the strip, leverage the strip…so enterprising these strippers are.

Now back to Kira Kosarin…who the fuck is Kira Kosarin….

Here she almost doing the pussy dance but not quite..

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2018

27

Jul

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is in Bali with her massive tits, spreading her legs on a yacht for Instagram.
Living the dream like all girls with a Million Followers who don’t want to ever work a day in their life and who manage to get free trips thanks to their instagram following that they only have because of their massive tits.

It’s nice to know that with all the progression the feminists have made, we can still reduce a woman to her tits, and celebrate her and hook her up for her tits, and make her famous enough to get to BALI with her tits…because in an era before social media…girls like MUDD would just be bartenders and strippers but now they are world travelers…

Living the dream I want to ream with my TONGUE.

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2018

27

Jul

Jenna Dewan is Naked of the Day

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Recently divorced Jenna Dewan, a dancer who danced her way into Channing Tatum’s male stripper, rich as fuck thanks to Magic Mike heart, is out there naked, celebrating the women’s form, being empowered and feeling beautiful…because it garners attention and gets people talking to her, after so many years as identifying at a Tatum…this new scramble later in life to find herself and her own identity after setting with Tatum cuz it was easier than getting famous on her own…is hard…if you think getting naked is hard…knowing seeing her naked gets you hard.

My Tatum story is pretty fucking simple…I met Channing’s old agent, who used to drop off scripts at his house, where Dewan and Tatum would answer the door fully naked cuz they were having a naked party and they’d try to get him naked with them…so naked is something they do publicly to begin with…and this is a natural progression to her skillset of being naked.

Jenna Dewan Nude for Womens Health Magazine

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2018

26

Jul

Lily Rose Depp Tight Shorts of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp made the right fashion choice that I want to inspire all the girls out there to dress like this…White tight as fuck pussy hugging shorts…weird heels and a bra top….Amazing….

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2018

26

Jul

Lady Gaga See Through on the Day

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Thanks Lady Gaga for remaining disgusting….this time wet in underwear….in public during a photoshoot for who cares….it’s Lady Gaga…

Little known fact, I have physically grabbed her ass….while drunk….and she was unaware of it…and it wasn’t bad…but everything else about her is….the scam that is Gaga and her whole bullshit persona….

But half naked and on all fours…when it is any person…can only be so bad.

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2018

26

Jul

Sarah Hyland’s Tits and Ass go the Gym of the Day

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Sarah Hyland went to the gym, because she can’t afford a gym in her house, you know being on a hit TV show,

She makes a minimum of 100,000 dollars an episode, which is probably closer to 350,000 dollars an episode now that she’s over 18, where Sofia Vergara makes something like 500,000 an episode, while they’ve filmed 232 episodes…

MEANING that on the low end she’s made 23,200,000 dollars…

Sure 20 -30 percent of that goes to management and agents and lawyers…

Leaving her with something like 15 million dollars…

Then another 45 percent goes to taxes….leaving her 8 million dollars…

That is spread out over 10 years, so profiting 800,000 on the low end after taxes just for that ONE job…

And bitch can’t afford a fucking gym in her house.

I find that very fucking hard to believe, and just reminds me that she’s out there for attention, to be seen, to be celebrated, wearing a slutty gym outfit for dudes to say she’s got a hot body, because she’s found her sexuality, but not her Kidney…that she’s had removed.

So here she is out there for attention. Acting all annoyed and inconvenienced while done up with what looks like face injections doing her best thirsty Kardashian look…

Silly.