I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the SFW Category

2018

26

Jul

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

padma lakshmi big tits in a bikini getting wet

Padma Lakshmi has some big old Indian (dot not feather) tits, and I guess these are the tools she used to get herself onto top chef and other cooking shows, which I guess is more of a hobby for her, while her actual career is duping old men into thinking she’s pregnant with their kid while the old man is dying so that the kid gets put into his will…while the real father is another billionaire…because why date millionaires when there are more zeros out there…especially when your ego makes you think you’re worth billions and by ego I mean these huge tits.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Padma Lakshmi|SFW

2018

26

Jul

Ariel Winter Tries to Show her Anus of the Day

Ariel Winter put on what looks like a thong and posted a straight up ass shot, because she’s proud of her body and all the hard work she’s been putting into overeating, like that UK model who eats 13 pounds of Nutella a month to have the biggest booty….

But what people don’t know is that her ass is so fat, and that she sizes the fuck down because she wants to think she’s a medium, thanks to all the stretch in fabrics…..is that this is actually a full bottom bikini bottom….it just looks like a thong against obesity….obesity always wins I guess.

I figure she’s disgusting because she’s been sold off to the media at a young age, celebrated, and doesn’t realize how gross she is, especially in her low level instagramming, thanks to all that positive feedback, but we all know eventually all these people break and crack….

It’s giving access to produce their own content for their own audience that has made them fucking weird….and if you’re on social media you’ll know everyone, even local girls, go fucking nuts once they start getting followers….because anyone with social media can’t handle it…and love the feedback they get from the racy shit…it makes them feel hot, even when they aren’t….because people like you write pervert shit about their tits and they think they got it going on. Terrible….but I guess things could be worse than Ariel Winter posting pics of her trying to find her asshole, but her ass is too big to get to it….I actually kind of wish every girl I’ve ever met had pics of them in this position printed on T-Shirts they wear as a sort of uniform. OR even what they hand out as cards for our approval.

Having to check their social media for their slutty pics is just one too many steps to get there.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

26

Jul

Rita Ora Lamed Censored Titty Flash/ Grab of the Day

Rita Ora took the birthday of her childhood best friend who I guess is on her payroll, since all these famous people have mooches they take around for their own entertainment, otherwise they get bored and lonely on their slow as fuck climb to fame, navigating all that cock to suck and fuck to matter, before finally manipulating people into giving you money to promote underwear and to produce song and to buy tickets to see you perform said song all while living the live in luxury, like a celebrity…because despite me not admitting it, you’re a celebrity…

Either way she took the opportunity of her best friend’s birthday to post a pic of her flashing her great tits to the camera, the tits she exists because, and unfortunately censored it…while cheekily stating “this is pic is inappropriate, but I’ll post it anyway”….because she doesn’t think that, she thinks it is awesome and has been waiting to post it forever thanks to knowing she has great tits….it’s not science people…

Here she is working out….

And here is her hungry pussy eating her shorts..
Rita Ora Fat Cameltoe Pussy Eating her Shorts

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

26

Jul

Stella Maxwell, Seductive Lesbian of the Day

For a dyke, she really knows how to produce content for pervert dudes to jerk off to.

Most dykes just want to rip the cocks off of men, probably because they were molested by men, at least statistically.

While this one gets half naked, in a look how hot I am, you can’t have me kind of cocktease…which I guess works for her because broken celebrity women seem into eating her cunt, and because dudes like us accept the fact that we will never fuck any of these bitches so it’s all one massive cocktease….


Here are her tiny nips
Stella Maxwell Nipples See Through Shirt

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2018

26

Jul

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke Tits and Ass in Tight Black Bikini

Brooke Burke is old as fuck, but there’s something nice about her still being fit despite being old as fuck and a mom of a bunch of kids, and that something nice is that she is a beacon of the 90s, back when shows about bitches in bikinis partying the world…literally…that was the fucking show..that was the depth of the show…Brook Burke in a bikini going to parties around the world..

That frat boy Maxim style shit would never get signed today…people just wouldn’t want to be the people producing that show…setting themselves up to get slaughtered by every feminist as being misogynistic and the patriarchy….while clearly it worked out for Brooke Burke and in a way she’s still fucking doing it…hence the still in a bikini decades later…it can’t be all that bad of a thing….I mean 20 years olds, thanks to laziness and exclusiveness and a lack of shaming….don’t look this fit…so it’s something worth looking at as far as I’m concerned – so look.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Brooke Burke|Brooke Burke Chavet|SFW

2018

26

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio tits and ass in a right red bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, because she is a bikini model….

We are so lucky that we get to share this moment, a veteran out there in a bikini for free, not working, but letting the people know that she does bikini better than they do, even in her old age, because it’s second nature and she gets paid stupid amounts of money to do it….

This is like watching an old athlete come out of retirement for one last game, or maybe it’s the last game before retirement, at his local rink..I am from Canada so it’s always a rink..but it can be applied to all sport venues….you know not amongst the other pros that put him to shame, but amongst the regulars who are like “Holy shit…it’s that pro…I thought he was retired, he’s so old, but fuck he still rips it amongst the senior league”…if you know what I mean.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2018

25

Jul

Ariel Winter’s Hungry Pussy Eats her Shorts of the Day

Ariel Winter Big Tits Fat Cameltoe in Nude Shorts

Ariel Winter is hungry all the time and so is her pussy….the Apple doesn’t fall from the tree…her vagina, like it’s owner….or the host body can’t be left close to anything it can shove in it’s juicy fucking lips…because it’ll just suck it all up like some kind of sea creature….or monster…that it probably is…

I don’t know why I post Ariel Winter fat chick content, but I do…and this is it….with Cameltoe….all fat in the lips, like in the hips, and pretty much everywhere else on her…despite her fitness instagram videos….fat and you sickos love it.

Ariel Winter Big Tits Fat Cameltoe in Nude Shorts

Here she is looking like a sausage getting groped in the street – her version of street meat.
Ariel Winter Fat Ass in A Tight Nude Dress

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

25

Jul

Jennifer Lopez is 49 of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Birthday Tits in a Bikini

It’s a celebration motherfuckers……J.Lo is old as fuck…but proud of her body….so she’s out in her bikini clickbaiting….to show off to the other 50 year olds that if you’re a psycho rich person with a team of people handling everything your ego can thrive because you don’t have to age as terribly as you normally would if you worked a shit job at a fast food chain like the other Puerto Ricans in your hood….not everyone has the narcissism to be Jenny from the Block…but people amazingly think she’s wonderful, talented, a real fucking star and they celebrate her, and her booty, and I guess her old lady body she’s not about to retire because there’s more money to be made…she hasn’t made enough of it yet…and I guess it’s a nice photo to print up and put on your fridge to motivate your obese wife to stop making excuses.

Jennifer Lopez Birthday Tits in a Bikini

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2018

25

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Big Tits of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is 20 year old from some show called Everything Sucks that I’ve probably watched, being the teen drama kind of weirdo that I am…but I definitely have no memory of these tits, these massive youthful tits, that are very fucking big tits, in a world where tits still matter, and that some engineer genetically modified food to have hormones to make bigger tits, which is what I would be doing if I was a food engineer too, and the whole thing is just too much excitement for one pervert to handle…so I’m sharing it all with you.

Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2018

25

Jul

Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day

Jenna Dewan Tits and Ass in a Bikini

Jenna Dewan’s ass looks deflated….because that’s what happens when you’re a mom in your 40s who has given up her dance life…for the divorced celebrity wife…it’s the aging process but that doesn’t seem to mind being in a bikini because the other girls her age don’t have that muscle memory from the years she spent being in shape before locking in the celebrity husband she’s recently divorced from….

But I will stare at them in a bikini…because…that’s what it’s all about man…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Jenna Dewan|SFW