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2018

07

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

Here are some pics of Lily Rose heading to her Wrestling training session with her nipples out, because every rich as fuck Euro/American who lives in a series of mansions with multiple silver spoons in her mouth, need to train and what I assume is the high end gym to really commit to real deal white trash mud wrestling….CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MOTHERFUCKERS….

I am a fan, even though she’s creepy level of young looking, she’s still legal, still looks good, is still a Depp for those Edward Scissor fans who wonder if he was born with a dick, since he wasn’t born with hands, meaning he could be a she, and jerking off to Eddy doesn’t make you queer, you fucking queer…

Tits out bro….yeah…

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples Tight Shirt Spandex Shorts

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2018

07

Aug

Britney Spears is Hot in Fishnets of the Day

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Britney Spears is a fetish on so many levels, the most important being the whole getting away with kidnapping a woman who you can publicly put to work and make millions upon millions with, like the world doesn’t realize she’s even being held captive, cuz they are distracted by the light show….while Basement Baby or the dude the movie ROOM was based on is getting all arrested and shit and all the girls he held captive delivered was some useless inbred babies…

POINT being, if you’re going to kidnap someone do it in front of adorning fans everywhere! You’ll never get caught cuz we too busy jacking off to the costumes.

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2018

07

Aug

Bella Thorne See Through Bra of the Day

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I think Bella Thorne would be more interesting if she wasn’t lame as fuck.

I realize that I am an old pervert creep, judging some young idiot, who comes across as a fucking idiot, and who amazingly has a job, gets work, makes money and runs her own little ghetto fucking business that probably rakes in the money since everyone is on fucking social media and that’s how the world works these days….no real purpose or vision needed, just clickbait noise…and not just with her tits and nudity…with her whole act of being weird and quirky…it’s just too loud for me.

I never like the crackhead in the room causing the scene, drawing the attention, I prefer the one in the corner drooling on herself, half dead…both can be equally hot, busty, they can be fucking twins even….but the one having the freak out is a fucking liability..

Bella Thorne..reminds me of the one having a freak out…the liability…so tits or not, she’s irritating as fuck…and the fact she succeeds is a reminder of how doomed we fucking are as a society….True story.

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2018

07

Aug

Taylor Dayne Slutty Old Lady in a Bikini

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Memories of this Taylor Dayne

Being overshadowed by this Taylor Dayne…..cuz menopause has a way of making a woman with an androgynous name…morph into the male version of that name…because of a lack of estrogen and some weird face injections on some Bruce Jenner Shit…

But the sick thing in all this, Taylor Dayne still a live, monstrous and half naked, spread legged to get that pussy morphing into a ball sack tanned…is that you like it…and so do I.

Despite being a legend, this is the only Taylor Dayne post I have ever done in 14 years of doing this, with over 40,000 posts on random sluts, not one has been Taylor Dayne…so this is me righting that wrong.

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2018

07

Aug

Madison Beer Upskirt of the Day

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Look it’s Madison Beer panty flash on stage at some major concert event with her big young tits out…just like her mom taught her when she was using YOUTUBE to get famous like Bieber…only to be signed by Bieber in some self fulfilling prophecy that is hardly as Christian as you’d expect it to be seeing as it is from Bieber…

So this girl, before even having a record deal got rice off Youtube, all this is just bonus and ego….I mean playing Lollapalooza…like she matters…which just reminds us that Lollapalooza fuckign sucks.

The whole famous from Social Media thing is hilarious to me, but it makes sense, it just doesn’t make sense, and this isn’t an endorsement because I don’t care about American politics or the dividing of your country, it’s just an observation, that Alex Jones and Infowars, who have created a little empire and got very rich, probably from YOUTUBE ads, building up his audience using the platforms, getting pulled from their platforms many years after they’ve already made him rich and famous, kinda makes you question their controlling of the media…like shouldn’t it have been done earlier on?

Not to mention, and not to make this about me, but Facebook had me flagged as a porn site, you still can’t visit this site at Airports or Libraries, and I’ve never been able to run one targetted ad, or get an audience, and have had 10 deleted FB pages, IG accounts, YOUTUBE accounts Friendster Accounts, Myspace Accounts, Blogger.com accounts, Reddit Accounts, Photobucket and Flickr accounts, MSN accounts…I’ve been deleted off every platform before I’ve been able to get anywhere on social media…to the point where I don’t even bother…ALL FOR LINKING THIS SITE…which sure makes fun of shit and was probably more aggressive years ago…but because I post tits…as a decision I made in 2004 when I started to fight the oppression of the media…knowing we all like tits…and since then have made little money despite massive traffic…

So I’m saying, I couldn’t get big on Google or Social Media because I would get locked down, but homie got big and checks from social media making him rich, and now they pull the plug on him, to help him launch his own social network for non liberals….but the truth is it’s never been a free form, celebrating all creative opinions, free speech as a microcosm of society as a whole, free to use, platform…it’s always been selective in who wins at it…and how they monetize it…and Alex Jones already won enough for him to have a little empire….so too little too late….people

Get it together, be consistent, make more sluts famous like you should. Fuck this political nonsense that is so fucking boring to hear all the time..

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2018

06

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling Dreams of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling is a magical experience to those of us who love the simplicity of white trash America. Who remember a time when mud wrestling happened outside your favorite BBQ shack

/ bar. When we were allowed to JELLO wrestle on a Tuesday at the bar for cheap steak and potatos and some draft beer than tasted like the lines hadn’t been cleaned in years…

And who like her outfit…hot…

I remember those days of wet t-shirt contests….mud wrestles…it was all so simple minded then…we like tits, show us them tits. So seeing it done in an ironic way by a super fucking rich girl identifying as part of something she’s so not a part of and has no real understanding of is fine…I get it…it’s just a good time…she can go home to her mansion and whatever…so no harm is really done in this…unless you believe in culturally appropriating white poor people….in which case you best be mad…this is some White Trash Face…like blackface only no one cares…but instead we should focus on how hot she’s lookin’…being trashy.

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2018

06

Aug

Lily Mo Sheen Simulated 3 Sum of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is one of the children of famous people you want to fuck named LILY….

And she is doing what all the kids on the social media feed are doing, thanks to being raised on porno, and gang bangs are seen as normal and appropriate dinner table talk….cuz the normaliztion of porn…has lead to some pretty epic content produced by people who ten years ago would not be naked or half naked are spread and producing slutty content…tit grabbed….

Naughty fucking rich girl being naughty for attention she seeks cuz her momma taught her proper.

Here is her ass in leggings doing yoga with her dad

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2018

06

Aug

Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day

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Whilst watching the Bruce Willis roast on the internet for no reason other than the hole I stick my tongue in wanted to watch it, I was reminded a few things…and they were that Bruce Willis’ ugly daughters all look worth fucking, despite being ugly…that the female comic with her tits out flashing her pussy in panties was vulgar and I hate when women comics reduce themselves to vulgar pussy and fuck jokes…it reminds me of the worst kinds of loud drunk girls at the bar…and most importantly the ones who don’t actually fuck….like they say they do….I was also appreciated that Gordon Jordan Levitt was called a Lesbian going to Prom, probably from Jeff Ross who was good….because that’s what he looked like…and that Ed Norton did what I considered actual funny comedy…something that felt pretty brilliant…but most importantly that Hailey Joel Osment had a sex change when he turned 18, became Emily Osment, and here he/she is doing the Bruce Jenner in a bikini since girls have it easier that post-pubescent once cute, Hollywood pedophile bait…..that no longer have the appeal for that pedo ring.

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2018

06

Aug

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something…

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2018

06

Aug

Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day

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Halsey, everyone’s favorite white as fuck black girl, who despite having a black dad, is living the white life, because no racism was ever put on her growing up, because no one knew she was someone they were supposed to be racist to, so this identifying as black is in a lot of ways cultural appropriation or exploitative and racist in and of itself, whether she’s black or not…because she is so fucking white.

I mean making anything a race thing for attention is fucking crazy, when really she should stick to putting her ass in skimpy suits on the beach….surfing…like black people you do…as surfing is a sport known for their African American surf stars…