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2018

13

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

Here’s some Glamour Shots of Ireland Baldwin….because she’s trying to make it as a model and has been for a while, because that’s what these entitled spoiled rich people with famous parents do…

Unfortunately for Ireland, she started out as a surfer beach girl, and went dark…lesbian, in and out of rehab….while her cousin, the Jesus Freak, rode the name, hung out with the Jenners and Bieber, and with the power of GOD….She is now engaged to her soul mate, living it up in Canada having some Timmies, a little DOUBLE DOUBLE piss water since they obviously can’t drink….JESUS doesn’t like drunks…but then again they are rich, empty souled humans from very empty homes living very empty existences but at least they are rich!

I don’t know if Ireland has accepted Jesus Christ into her life after he Cousin tried to win her back to the light, I don’t even know if they hang out or if they hate each other, I just know Ireland lost her glory to Haley, and is still living in the shadow of Haley and her own parents…but she’s trying to be the light that shines through…she will overcome all the dark thoughts and feelings…cuz she’s fucking rich so who cares.

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2018

13

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Panty Flash of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is known for her tits, but trying to diversify and have you know her for something else, like her pussy in panties…white panties…that are miraculously not stained because she’s one of those famous types who knew she was going out in an outfit like this and that she’d need to shower before, gotta avoid the crust that comes with being tits on tv, trying to be legitimate on tv….pressure people…pressure.

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2018

13

Aug

Kimberley Garner Cameltoe of the Day

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Based on Kimberly Garner’s fame on social media…that you’d expect to be higherfrom being on that UK reality show

She has one fan, and that fan is me.

I do posts on this fame seeking muppet on the regular, and I have for a long time, and it is not to say that this site is mainstream or pop culture relevant…I figure I get a handful of perverts here a day but I just keep it alive because why the fuck not….I have nothing better to do…

But in keeping it alive, I can still see who gets hits, likes, links, comments, whatever…and this bitch…is one of the LEAST viewed on the site…

So not of you perverts like her or her cameltoe and that’s mean…I call racism…but she’s white Aryan looking, but maybe you’re against her cuz of the UK…

I don’t have the answers. Just the pics.

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2018

10

Aug

Camila Morrone Massive Tits of the Day

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Camila Morrone, is an aspiring actress, turned titty model, turned Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend, because we know the only tits Leo likes are on dudes….

She is the stepdaughter of Al Pacino….but not really, because her mom is some fame whore actress from South America in her early 40s he has been fucking or obsessed with her for a while…as these women do with their vagina sorcery to suck us all in…

I assume her and her daughter turn some tricks together to help secure these men like Leo to maintain their existence.

I mean she has huge fucking tits, why not use them for good, because there’s something magical about gross sloppy monster tits on a small frame…they are rare, they are weird, they are terrifying, but they are amazing and I want to drown on them always. It is always exciting for me to stare at a huge set of natural tits of any age…because they are rare…all spilling out of a bikini top from every direction….but you see it happen every once in a while, mainly on social media and you have no choice but to fucking love it, whether you have been born homosexual or not. This monster tits are awesome….which could be why homosexual Leo is all up in them…but I’m sticking to her and her mom doing weird incest shit that makes them of value to these rich guys who have seen it all…

Here are those big tit tits.

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2018

10

Aug

Kaili Thorne Erotica of the Day

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Kaili Thorne who may not be a Thorne, which I guess in this day and age of people having no fucking taste, is considered a good thing, you know being able to attach yourself to the empire that is Bella Thorne….so milk that shit from every angle you can.

This one is the older sister, the half sister, I don’t know their family history or really care. I just know that Bella Thorne’s dad killed himself because she was fucking annoying, that voice, he knew he unleashed like some kind of demon on society…and I know her step dad fucked around with her, because she used that as an angle in her reclaiming her slutty….and I know her mom is an aggressive stage parent with a dream that I guess happened despite having no relationship with her daughter…she’s watching from the sidelines all slutty and old…proud of raising proper sluts who can monetize without being an official sex worker…

Point being…..Kaili Thorne was doing low level nudity when Bella was some 16 year old Disney Kid being lame as fuck, before the low level nudity thing because a necessity…so in a lot of ways this one helped pave the way for that one…so for that she should be taken out back and shot…but jerk off to her first.

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2018

10

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez was never hot to me, she always seemed like a dude to me, I always questioned dudes attracted to strong women, not emotionally strong women, that doesn’t exist, but physically strong, no-neck looking bitches who work as action stars, or who play cops you wouldn’t want to fuck, in the movies…when they aren’t out there being dykes with models.

However, it seems like she’s got back to being straight, has stopped working out, and is now looking more like a woman than ever, which is the opposite of what happens to typical women who age….they all turn man-like with that estrogen shit…but I guess when you’re built like a dude, the older you get, the less juice your balls produce, and you can finally be the Bruce Jenner you want to be…..

So here’s a womanly famous Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini for the perverts…you perverts.

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2018

09

Aug

Salma Hayek Tits on Vacation of the Day

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Salma Hayek is old but so am I, so with that I can still point and laugh at discriminate, but at the same time I can still appreciate a set of monster tits.

You see, when I was a young pervert, I would think that life after 30 made a girl obsolete, dead like her sex appeal, and back then…it was long ago…life expectancy was only 40 so I wasn’t that far off from the truth…but as things have evolved….more and more women have been taking care of themselves and by the age of 20 I realized there can be 50 year olds, even 60 year olds I would fuck cuz they still look good. It was few and far between, as most women just got lazy and gave up…but it happened…and now with social media, all these people are forced to stay fit and looking good, their feeds rely on it, so so many more 40 – 60 year old women are poppping up that are worth a fuck…even if as a concept it’s disgusting….

So…what I am saying Salma Hayek….felt old even when she was younger than me starting up at this…I’ve just always viewed her as a hot older lady…and that’s not just my Mexican pride, seeing as I am half Mexican… I just support all she does like the sturdy bikini top she’s wearing cuz her monster tits are still monster tits…and I will forever love them for that.

Here are her tits boucnin

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2018

09

Aug

Thoughtcloud CBD, Your Friendly Visitor Just Trying to Make You Feel Good of the Day

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I’d rather use something natural, from a plant, than some chemical bullshit. Not to mention, the fact that the government can outlaw a plant, and try to control people from smoking it, or using it for productive things, like HEMP STRAWS, especially when that plant has proven medicinal benefits, makes no sense to me. It’s fucking criminal. Some political shit gone wrong in the LAND OF THE FREE as long as you don’t ingest what you grow in your garden – but instead buy it from some supplier.

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2018

09

Aug

January Jones Titty Selfies of the Day

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The day is getting real hot, and not cuz it’s summer and hot as fuck out there, all the girls be half naked…it’s getting hot, real hot, when you see January Jones – single mother – taking her tits to social media as she does…

It’s like she doesn’t know she’s 40 years old, so she’s out there scrambling as hard as she can get get the attention she thinks she deserves….

It’s probable…that she’s got a lot of money, and nothing else to do with her time, and the single mother shit was just to lock in an 18 year monthly revenue stream, giving her time to attention seek, whore out like she did to get where she is today…DICK RIDING.

If you get off to this. You have a very weird sexual dysfunction. There are young hot girls who are more accomplished out there. Give em a shot!

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2018

09

Aug

Braless and Old Charlize Theron in Some Pussy Hugging Leggings of the Day

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Old Charlize Theron the killer who her mom too the fall for – after they allegedly killed her abusive father -but that no one went to jail for – because South Africa is crazy like that. I mean I’ll assume he wasn’t black, but if he was, they’d probably encourage the white Afrikaans kill him off. They are a racist people…while in this case, I’ll just assume he was a diddler, and Charlize got diddled, forcing her like other children who were diddled to run off to America an sex work….you know to show the people what she had so much experience in…like an athlete who trained at a young age…only far dirtier, darker and understanding of the ability to manipulate men to give you what you want, which in Old Charlize Theron’s case was an OSCAR.

Point being, from daddy killer, to Playboy Playmate, to Model to Actress to Braless Hard Nippled with a Cameltoe looking not nearly as battered as you’d expect.

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