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2018

10

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez was never hot to me, she always seemed like a dude to me, I always questioned dudes attracted to strong women, not emotionally strong women, that doesn’t exist, but physically strong, no-neck looking bitches who work as action stars, or who play cops you wouldn’t want to fuck, in the movies…when they aren’t out there being dykes with models.

However, it seems like she’s got back to being straight, has stopped working out, and is now looking more like a woman than ever, which is the opposite of what happens to typical women who age….they all turn man-like with that estrogen shit…but I guess when you’re built like a dude, the older you get, the less juice your balls produce, and you can finally be the Bruce Jenner you want to be…..

So here’s a womanly famous Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini for the perverts…you perverts.

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2018

09

Aug

Salma Hayek Tits on Vacation of the Day

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Salma Hayek is old but so am I, so with that I can still point and laugh at discriminate, but at the same time I can still appreciate a set of monster tits.

You see, when I was a young pervert, I would think that life after 30 made a girl obsolete, dead like her sex appeal, and back then…it was long ago…life expectancy was only 40 so I wasn’t that far off from the truth…but as things have evolved….more and more women have been taking care of themselves and by the age of 20 I realized there can be 50 year olds, even 60 year olds I would fuck cuz they still look good. It was few and far between, as most women just got lazy and gave up…but it happened…and now with social media, all these people are forced to stay fit and looking good, their feeds rely on it, so so many more 40 – 60 year old women are poppping up that are worth a fuck…even if as a concept it’s disgusting….

So…what I am saying Salma Hayek….felt old even when she was younger than me starting up at this…I’ve just always viewed her as a hot older lady…and that’s not just my Mexican pride, seeing as I am half Mexican… I just support all she does like the sturdy bikini top she’s wearing cuz her monster tits are still monster tits…and I will forever love them for that.

Here are her tits boucnin

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2018

09

Aug

Thoughtcloud CBD, Your Friendly Visitor Just Trying to Make You Feel Good of the Day

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I’d rather use something natural, from a plant, than some chemical bullshit. Not to mention, the fact that the government can outlaw a plant, and try to control people from smoking it, or using it for productive things, like HEMP STRAWS, especially when that plant has proven medicinal benefits, makes no sense to me. It’s fucking criminal. Some political shit gone wrong in the LAND OF THE FREE as long as you don’t ingest what you grow in your garden – but instead buy it from some supplier.

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2018

09

Aug

January Jones Titty Selfies of the Day

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The day is getting real hot, and not cuz it’s summer and hot as fuck out there, all the girls be half naked…it’s getting hot, real hot, when you see January Jones – single mother – taking her tits to social media as she does…

It’s like she doesn’t know she’s 40 years old, so she’s out there scrambling as hard as she can get get the attention she thinks she deserves….

It’s probable…that she’s got a lot of money, and nothing else to do with her time, and the single mother shit was just to lock in an 18 year monthly revenue stream, giving her time to attention seek, whore out like she did to get where she is today…DICK RIDING.

If you get off to this. You have a very weird sexual dysfunction. There are young hot girls who are more accomplished out there. Give em a shot!

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2018

09

Aug

Braless and Old Charlize Theron in Some Pussy Hugging Leggings of the Day

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Old Charlize Theron the killer who her mom too the fall for – after they allegedly killed her abusive father -but that no one went to jail for – because South Africa is crazy like that. I mean I’ll assume he wasn’t black, but if he was, they’d probably encourage the white Afrikaans kill him off. They are a racist people…while in this case, I’ll just assume he was a diddler, and Charlize got diddled, forcing her like other children who were diddled to run off to America an sex work….you know to show the people what she had so much experience in…like an athlete who trained at a young age…only far dirtier, darker and understanding of the ability to manipulate men to give you what you want, which in Old Charlize Theron’s case was an OSCAR.

Point being, from daddy killer, to Playboy Playmate, to Model to Actress to Braless Hard Nippled with a Cameltoe looking not nearly as battered as you’d expect.

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2018

09

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is still bikini modeling, which is so silly, because she’s so old, but is not so silly because she looks so good, and probably has to work really fucking hard at looking good, because she’s so old.

I find it weird, and it is probably thanks to social media, in other circumstances this woman would be taken out to pasture like the old cow that she is, but thanks to instagram accounts with lots of followers thanks to a recognizable name and tons of half naked slutty whore sex worker promo model pics…..they can still sell product through her.

It’s like the Kardashians, if Instagram wasn’t consistent in keeping people locked the fuck in, the fans never unfollow and you have an old bitch like this still doing her dancing monkey nonsense half naked..which isn’t terrible…but is kind of embarassing cuz she’s old and rich give it up already.

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Here’s some more of her being a bikini slut…

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2018

09

Aug

Angela Simmons Does the Pussy Dance of the Day

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Just cuz Angela Simmons barely exists. I mean she’s Russell Simmon’s niece and I guess Run from Run DMCs daughter, which is enough touch points to matter in a world obsessed with pop culture and celebrity….cuz they like rich people…who sing songs that they either grew up on…or remember because it’s some of the most commercial rap music to ever happen….

Speaking of Touch Points. Who’s the latest girl Russell Simmons has done some trantric Yoga poses up inside without her consent? Because with all that stupid money from the 80s that helps this Angela be an instagrammer doing a pussy dance…comes an entitlement knowing that pussy is readily available to experience that rich life and with that comes the ability to do whatever you want to them, at least you could, and get away with it, until you dump them and move on and they make a thing about it, thanks to not getting what they want out of him anymore…a series of using each other gone bad….

Which has nothing to do with Angela Simmons, unless of course uncle Russell was one of those kinds of uncles…and you never know…rich people are fucking crazy.

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2018

09

Aug

Meg Ryan Bikini of the Day

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Meg Ryan or some other Melanie Griffith looking, old as fuck Hollywood starlet that people thought was hot, and that was cast in all the romantic comedies that came out before she turned 100 fucking years old, is in some bikini top and some shorts looking good enough to look at, even if you weren’t into Meg Ryan when she was winning at life, while everyone thought she was so cute, when Tom Hanks was Sleepless in Seattle over her, when…I don’t know what else she was in…but it was a lot of fucking things….only to be forgotton…but nothing like a bikini top to be never forgotten…

Not that any of this matters, it’s just a BONERFEST for all of us….if this is what a bonerfest looks like….which is kind of depressing…but thanks to face injections on these old bitches and some pilates and yoga sessions…thanks to being rich…they all manage to have the face of a busted up pornstar…making these menopause almost the way menopause should be seen…sexy cuz you can cum in them and they don’t get pregnant…

YOU KNOW…I KNOW…WE KNOW.

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2018

09

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Cankles of the Day

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I’ve been supportive of Lily Rose Depp and her spoiled brat rich kid, entitled as fuck, trying to make a name for herself living in one of her dad’s LA homes, even though the world is her Oyster, they have houses everywhere, yet LA is where she decides to settle…I mean she’s got a Euro Passport and could be in France or Spain or Greece or Italy, but why do that…when you can be amongst all the fame whores and paparazzi trying to perpetuate some bullshit storyline that is pop culture….

I’ve been to LA, and it’s some Disney Land plastic garbage that takes 1.5 hours to get anywhere, one giant concrete strip mall, with no fucking appeal unless you’re at the beach…while NONE of these people are at the beach..they are in the asshole that is Hollywood….

That said, in unrelated news, since the inception of Lily Rose Depp, coming out on her own to show the world she exists…I have noticed one thing about her…one thing I’ve ignored, despite typically being a bully who focuses on all the flaws of these flawed humans we celebrate for no reason other than marketing….

That flaw is the worst Flaw of all…one you can’t get face injections to fix….it’s a structural thing…

That flaw is Cankles….

This bitch has cankles…and I’ve seen them from day one, noticed them, ignore them..but like anyone who’s fucked a bitch with cankles know…you can’t ignore that shit forever…eventually it haunts you…

I am haunted by them…

The cute Johnny Depp daughter…is now just one big cankle to me…

Tragedy has struck, not in a mass shooting, not in a mass outbreak of disease…but in one potentially hot rich girl’s lower leg….let’s mourn that shit…candle light vigil that shit….

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This is her anguished in sadness because she’s dealing with cankles…and bitch knows…there is nothing you can do, but luckily…you’re rich…

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MORE CANKLES

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2018

09

Aug

Rachel Bilson Inception Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Rachel Bilson, who hasn’t been interested since the 1990s show the OC….but who was abducted by a Canadian actor, who was barely an actor, but got the role of young Luke Skywalker, solidifying his place in the world, where he kept her in a cage like his prized hen or stag back on his Ontario farm, that he got to knock up and breed with before she decided to escape 10 years later, hoping back on the scene tits out…too little too late…but we’ll always remember Summer before she was a mom aged girl with mom tits…just not very well..it wasn’t that memorable of a show really.

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