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2018

24

Sep

Julianne Hough Topless Mormon Shower of the Day

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Julianne Hough and her Rumspringa she never returned from has just gone nutty…

Topless showering photos of her ass….

I mean this is what happens when you’re raised in a repressively wholesome religion, while you fuck your brother, thank to your parents putting you both into dance together, knowing that dance is the devil’s work….I guess they never saw Footloose..

Only to become Hollywood, to fuck Seacrest who I know for a fact, does coke off BUTTHOLES…women buttholes even…but that they SIGN NDAs to never mention because he worked too hard for this career…

There is no way her Butthole wasn’t involved in that…maybe it was her idea…you know these oppressive religious people always get extreme….in their fundamentalism or in their anti-religious ways…

That’s why it’s important to raise your kids in apathy. Ride the middle of the road….

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2018

24

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow Asshole Sweat of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is demonstrating one of her cleanses, or enemas, out in public for the paparazzi – you know just fucking farting out that asshole water while on a hike…being at one with nature…in some spiritual bullshit that her bullshit site has put together to manipulate and brainwash stupid women looking for the next health and wellness trend that isn’t actually vetted or scientifically proven but instead the words of wisdom of a rich woman or her staff…who doesn’t have a medical degree, or any degree cuz she was raised rich and thrown into this Hollywood shit…the same shit that’s leaking down her leg…just mixed with fucking unicorn tear mixed with oils from some exotic tree that she’s harvested in her vaginal secretions under some salt lamp in her den filled with fucking whale seme….that she had hosed up her ass to try to heal her leaky gut syndrome…you know micro nutrients and gut health for healing and longevity…bullshit…now dripping out of her like some creampie porn scene.

Gwyneth Paltrow has consistently been disgusting and I think this just speaks to that…

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2018

24

Sep

Madison Beer Big Tits Erotica of the Day

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Halloween has come early this year…it’s Madison Beer dressed as a slutty who fucking knows…her dress is tight, her tits are out, and we’re staring like her mom intended us to do – back when she taught her daughter about youtube and what to produce and how to act for pervert older men who watch her shit and jerk off to her shit since porno comes in all shapes and forms…

She’s got a great set of big tits for her small frame and I think that is more important to her career than her actual singing and fan base from YOUTUBE…and clearly she agrees.

Sure she’s a woman, allowed to dress how she wants, when she wants, fuck you for trying to dress her or tell her how to dress, you fucking Man-Splaining Misogynist….even though any real misogynist would be encouraging this behavior….and if this was the patriarchy they say it is – we’d just be saying “pull it out, pull it out”…cuz if you show that percentage of tit, there would be a law that states you must pull out the entire tit…if we even allowed women to wear tops in our empire.

Point being, she knows what she’s doing and what kind of attention she’s gonna get dressed like this, and we’re just buying into it, biting the bait…and she should thank us for that.

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2018

24

Sep

Olivia Munn Gunt in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

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Olivia Munn came out against sexually assault, playing the victim, as an excuse for why her acting career wasn’t as lucrative as she wanted it to be. She said people like Brett Ratner raped her, or spoke about sex on Howard Stern or some shit, and that he wouldn’t cast her in any movies because of it, and not because she was fucking dog shit as an actress…you know typical play the victim, make excuses, have a reason no one cares about you beyond being the fucking worst…

She’s making statements like “”It’s not an easy thing to be the one to speak up. There are people who get mad at you for not helping them bury it … I’m sitting here by myself”….

The more this movement happens, the more we find out that every single person in the world has been molested or assaulted, and maybe we should just accept that as human nature, human instinct, and what we are all supposed to feel…you know instead of making a big thing about it….your tits were grabbed, a pervert made an inappropriate comment to you, who cares…wear a chastity belt and move on with your life…

But then all the victims come out about how hard it is being a victim and how they never want to tell a soul because being a victim is a lonely place and a place where you try to be normal and feel normal despite this huge painful burden you carry around with you…

I get it, it sucks to be molested, assaulted, raped, sexualized by someone you don’t want to be sexualized by, but reading about it on social media is boring, depressing, keep it to your damn self, save it for your therapist…the social media isn’t group therapy. Fucker.

All I hear about, especially now with this Supreme Court Judge who diddled or date raped a girl in a locked room in 1983, who the half the world is saying is normal behavior of a dude in 1983, A girl once said to me “you can’t sit here nude, and expect me not to diddle you”….but if that was reversed…we’d be the victims…or that the girl can’t have a memory of it since it was in 1983, so long ago…yet they are the same people who believe the bible and story of Jesus from 2000 years ago…

Point being, we’re all a bunch of perverts, I mean Olivia Munn for posting up her nipple in a bikini for attention, me for looking at it, you for jerking off to it, or wanting to grab it despite her not giving you her consent, despite her giving you consent to look at it, as she self promotes her garbage self…

The world is nuts.


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2018

24

Sep

Lily Allen Tit of the Day

Lily Allen who you may remember for having a miscarriage / abortion back when she was a spoiled rich kid who scammed a music career, like all the people getting famous back then, and I guess getting famous now, people are stoked on the rich kids and like buying into their bullshit – whether it is song, or dance, or modeling, or acting…it’s pretty obnoxious..

Well, she has gone on to have babies, and to beat her drug addiction I guess, and she’s at an event being honored, as rich people are honored for their hard work doing whatever it is they do, and she’s wearing a sheer top which could be exciting to you…but not to me since I remember seeing a younger Lily Allen Topless and her tits are pure shit….and that’s coming from a place that loves all tits equally because they are tits and I’m a fan of them….but her tits…they were bad…

I don’t know if you can see nipple, but I believe in you and your abilities, you’re better than you think you are…so look, try, take it all in…

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2018

24

Sep

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples and Fat Ass of the Day

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Some tits, despite feminists and their agenda, are better off in bras. I have seen some sloppy Fucking tits bouncing around today and I think I prefer the illusion brought on By support and padding…

Lily Rose Depp, my favorite rich kid’s tits are perfect without that constraints and limitations of a bra…I like those French from France tits out in public like they are supposed to be…whilst wearing a shirt so that it’s not slutty and leaves a little, very little mystery.

The world..is one big titty flash…and we live it…

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Here she is in some creepy erotic photoshoot
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2018

24

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Gets Ready for The Hills Revival of the Day

Nothing says I am a career reality star, like producing clickbait for the paparazzi in staged bikini photoshoots…

Because Stephanie Pratt, in case you didn’t know, is a career reality star, and when the main cast of The Hills fell off the map on their pile of money, this one, who never was, but thanks to her brother being Spencer Pratt, moved to the UK, the land of Reality Shows, where she became a European reality star, who gets to Vacation in Spain like the other Euro reality stars, and really make a life for herself overseas…

Well, she’s coming back to America soon, older, more beat, because MTV has no original ideas and they are doing a The Hills Revival. We live in the world of nothing original, everything a revival, so it makes sense…and so does her spreading her legs for the paparazzi to generate some buzz…

Good marketing work….something all interns at all companies should do…like they do..like Lewinsky did…

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2018

24

Sep

Alexis Ren’s Self Promotion for Dancing with the Stars of the Day

Alexis Ren is an instagram THOT, that’s a ho over there, that’s a girl who is only known for being the hot bikini body on the beach doing cool shit that went viral years ago…and sure she’s got a ton of fucking followers, one of the most followed accounts out there, and all she does is hang out in a bikini, but instead of going mainstream, she got bolt on tits to feel like she matters, as girls with small tits often do, insecurity they don’t realize is stupid, since small tits are JUST as exciting as big tits, we’re perverts and like them all…

Then for the last two years of navigating this internet social media herself, all she knew to do was nudes and semi nudes, you know slutty fucking content and I was like “now is the time to put on a sweater and do serious shit to get serious money”…because the followers are there – they aren’t going anywhere..but a whore is a whore is a whore and these exhibitionists love being looked at and continue to be looked at…so they bring the nudity…

I like nudity, I just think making money when you can is a smarter move…

But as it turns out, I was wrong, and everything I’ve learned over the years about Mainstream blocking out racy shit, especially DISNEY OWNED COMPANIES, doesn’t fucking matter, and she’s on Dancing with the Stars and they are using her to promote the show in lingerie…

A muppet face hot body from instagram on Dancing With the Stars….doing half nude shoots to promote Dancing with the Stars…is just the world we live in, and I guess trailer trash who still watch TV need tits to stare at while their wives they beat watch the garbage show that ABC still makes money with…

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2018

24

Sep

Sofia Vergara Big Tits for a Lingerie Ad of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her tits out for a Stella McCartney campaign for beast cancers, that has the hashtag #StellaCares, because Stella wants you to know she cares, she’s not just entitled daughter of a billionaire Beatle, who does this fashion thing on the side, to make her own stupid money, she’s a philanthropist, selfless…doing it for the cause…even if it’s putting a fucking spotlight on her in the form of Sofia Vergara tits to let the people know her company cares about tits…even though that’s obvious, we call care about tits…tits are everything…often times they define the woman who owns them and cancer that fights our tits, targets our tits, is the fucking enemy…not the terrorists but titty cancers.

Point being, Stella Cares and Philanthropy is a masturbatory experience in egotistical people trying to help, but I guess at least they are trying to help, despite their mansions and huge salaries and capabilities to actually help.

Here are those tits.

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara

2018

21

Sep

Madelaine Petsch Bike Shorts of the Day

Madelaine Petsch is the girl from Riverdale, the hot one from Riverdale who looks like she’s had face injections, to live up to her instagram account’s hype…#nofilter…you know how these things work.

I think Riverdale is a pile of fucking shit as a show, but I am not a 12 year old girl…and really this one, carrying her YOUTUBE VLOGGER CAMERA…is clearly only on RIverdale to increase her YOUTUBE subscribers…since that’s where the real money is…

Everyone is a media network, and sometimes they happen to land on a bigger network to build their own network so that they can make lots of money for years to come.

It’s the dream everyone is living, how to monetize themselves all day running ads for idiots who don’t know it’s an ad…

The highlight of this is the werido bike shorts, because bike shorts are a trend..and not just on old Jewish doctors with Road Bikes…everyone’s fucking wearing them and they are gay as fuck…except when shorts are jacked in cunt.

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