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2018

21

Sep

Jojo Big Titty Fitness Erotica of the Day

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JoJo Fitness Erotica Tits Bouncing

Jojo’s got her tits out…in a workout because it’s the safe for work way to get dudes content they can jerk off to because guys are perverts and can jerk off to everything…especially when they go to GYMS or see GYM women in public in their Spandex outfits….getting their lunches, getting their yoga pants, trying to feel sexy while their rich husbands are out fucking young sluts from Sugar Baby sites…

That is not Jojo’s story, her story is teen popstar I barely remember, who was on TV and who turned busty and still as a fan base….for whatever reason….

Here she is getting rubbed down…by her trainer…pretty inappropriate if you look at it the right way….the pervert way…the only way.

JoJo Fitness Erotica Tits Bouncing

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Sarah Paulson Got Them Lesbian Titties Out of the Day

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Sarah Paulson Big Tits Low Cut Black Dress

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian, and despite my love of women and the vagina as an entity of its own, I don’t not believe in lesbianism. I think it’s a myth, where that two girls who become great friends start to masturbate together one sunday afternoon and eventually evolve to fisting each other, because they are perverts who are tired of men mistreating them, and find comfort in another woman, who is likely unstable, especially around period time, to keep her on her fucking toes…not that Sarah Paulson gets her period..she seems pretty fucking old…

I figure that the reason lebsians don’t like me is because I don’t accept them as a sub-species of human. I believe it’s a choice they made…

Now I don’t doubt that women fuck women, I am all for that, I’ve seen porn with it, some of my best masturbation memories were to threesome fantasies of fucking a girl while she eats out another girl…

I don’t deny they have rights to fuck who they want to fuck or marry who they want to fuck…of any gender…because I don’t care that much about anyone else or what they do.

I just don’t believe they don’t like dick, or want dick, because they are coded to want to breed. They are reminded they breed once a month…and they even use dick shaped objects to fuck each other….despite not wanting dick…it’s like just fuck a dude already.

I don’t feel the same way about queers, because a dude to want to cuddle a dude, and fuck a dude and play house with a dude is some higher level genetic thing that has been going on forever…..animalistic even…primal…whileLesbians…are just perverts…living out a perversion…

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Posted in:Sarah Paulson|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Staring at Natalie Portman’s Chest of the Day

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Noting says I want to fuck your tits, like a nice bony sternum….the kind you find on those Anorexic porn fetish sites I used to be addicted to back when my wife first hit 300 pounds and I needed the extreme opposite of her disgusting ass.

This Mossad agent, out there spying on the people of Canada, 10 DAYS ago at some event in Canada…reminding me that I am really up to speed on the whereabouts of Natalie Portman….you know 10 days behind her…I may catch up with her one day…but she’s just too fast and sneaky…you know spy tactics.

She is the woman from your Star Wars dreams, who I think that even when old and a mom is worth starting at her tits, because despite having a nerd fan base from being in Star Wars, something that would normally make me hate her, coupled with her being a cunty celebrity that has had at least one kid, she’s still hot. The beacon of hope to Jewish People Everywhere…that they won’t end up with a troll looking inbred bitch who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled by her rich parents, but one of the good ones.

She’s one of the good ones.

I mean unless you like that Judge Kavanaugh, in which case you may hate her:

Here are those pics…

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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Kate Beckinsale’s Titties and Creepy Dead Face at an Event of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale, rich kid with actor parents turned actor of one movie… is at some event showing off her slutty hot even though it’s old body for her fans that fucking love her because she’s been pretty fucking consistent in her look and level of hotness the last 20 years she’s been famous…

What I find interesting about these pictuers from whatever the event she’s at, is that she’s got this pose for the cameras, a little Zombie face without the rotting flesh, maybe a little BOTOX face, or so much make up she’s solidified in stone like some Petrified dog shit you find under your bed that you never cleaned up…all fucking dead looking…her pose to have no facial expression, no wrinkles, just a smooth slack jaw wide open eyes…almost terrifying….

I do think I see a grey hair, which would make sense because she’s old as fuck, but doesn’t make sense because she’s a fucking vampire, you saw her one movie …you know who she socializes with….

Here she is in Nike Supporting the Anti Fascists…

Here she is at the event – Botoxed to a Wax Figure / Real Doll…

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She also wore a Tube Top Bra Top like it was the 90s and she was going to a Spice Girls concert…the evolution of slutty outfits…on a woman who was 30 when this is what girls wore…

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Emma Roberts Hiding her Cameltoe of the Day

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I prefer when a skinny girl, or even a fat girl, in leggings, or really any tight pants, jacks those pants up into her cunt, so that I can see both sides of her pussy lips fully exposed out in public. It is something people do, women mainly, but now I’m sure men who identify as women also do…which is a bit of a different experience, depending on how well they tuck.

That is why I am so shocked I can’t see that Emma Robert toe in her fitness gear, which in and of itself is shocking, because she looks like a woman who is only skinny through starvation, a liquid diet, cocaine and cigarettes, not from fitness….yet in fitness gear…what a poser….

Point being, we typically live in a world where these women show off their cunts when in these kids of pants…yet miraculously I see no pussy in this…does that mean she doesn’t have a pussy or if she does is it a small one…or does it mean her pussy is so big that it hangs on either side of her pants being smushed into her upper thigh no toe….or maybe the crotch is just saggy on her because she’s built too small for an EXTRA SMALL..

So many questions….but no one to answer them

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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Lucy Hale Sexy Lingerie of the Day

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Lucy Hale Tits See Through Red Lingerie Panties

Lucy Hale is in Lingerie for her new show…that is about some girl with cancer finding out she’s not going to die…then forced to redeem herself for being a bitch to everyone while she was on her way out…which I guess includes fucking in lingerie.

It’s silly show idea, but it AIRS after that Archie show on CW…which was strategic for the CW to try to stay as relevant with hit shows as possible.

She’s a Pretty Little Liar, very famous from that, who I guess is still acting while Benson is out being a fat dyke in tight pants looking 45….( SEE MORE )

Shay Mitchell is out being an instagrammer.

While this one is still doing that whole TV thing…half naked so people watch TV. Makes Sense.

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Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Dakota Fanning Hotel Room Porn of the Day

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Here’s Dakota Fanning for the perverts who like girls in their hotel rooms taking selfies, after knowing they just fucked in that Hotel room, because girls are sluts and when they get into a hotel they get all turned on and shit, especially when money is involved, and it needs to be documented for their Social Media so people know they get to be fancy and stay at hotels.

It’s the whole foundation of escorting…and I guess influencer-ing.

Not that Dakota Fanning is a whore, but in ways she could be seen as one, with the whole parents pimping her out.

This is a very seductive selfie if you have a bit of an imagination and know people who have worked in hotels and know the shit that goes on in those rooms…and not just the shit stains on the bed from anal sex…but other stuff too…

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Sarah Hyland Workout Slut of the Day

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I find it very hard to believe that Sarah Hyland doesn’t have a gym in her house. She’s a celebrity who has been on TV for a long fucking time. Who makes a lot of fucking money per episode and who doesn’t need to be out in public like this.

She can bring her trainer to her.

I know people, college kids even, who have all kinds of workout equipment so that they don’t have to go to the gym.

It’s not even that expensive to set up a small gym in your large home…cuz you’re rich as fuck.

Which makes it very obvious that girl likes being out there in slutty workout gear for people to look at and find hot, maybe even jerk off to it if they are weird enough, let the paparazzi take the pics of you, so you don’t seem that shameless doing it yourself in your house, even though she probably does it herself in her house….because girl likes an audience, is a performer and with that means putting all of herself out there…just not quite enough since we haven’t seen the sex tape.

Here she is “acting” like she’s shocked the paparazzi she called are there….

Wearing her NIKE because she supports Anti Fascism.

Showing off that New Kidney Scar…for the organ transplant fetishists…

Hiding the damn cameltoe – cuz no girl likes the world to know she’s got a fat adult sizeed pussy on her small creepy 12 year old frame..

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Pregnant As Fuck Hilary Duff Trying to Squeeze her Baby Out of the Day

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Here’s a very fucking pregnant, already thick to begin with, Hilary Duff, who has a lot of really creepy 35-40 year old fans that watched her on TV when she was 16, and who still probably think she’s hot, because they like to see their fetishes grow up to be 3 year old moms of two…sick fucks.

She’s wearing a tight dress, as pregnant women do, since it’s the one time they can get away with showing off their fat tits in a tight dress, without feeling fat, you know if this was post pregnancy or pre pregnancy she’d only have diet and lack of exercise to blame for her gunt.

However she’s found a man to inseminate her, because she’s Hilary Duff, it was likely not a hard thing to find, I mean the world is filled with K-Feds and if you’re going to breed, do it with some fucking rich as fuck TV star…even if she’s a pain in the ass…rocking a pain in the ass…as the parasite inside her eats off her and prepares to make her pussy explode a second time…

Which is probably why she’s trying to shit it out like a high school girl on prom at the dumpster.

Right.

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Olivia Culpo Pussy Print of the Day

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Olivia Culpo Tits and Pussy Print Red Bikini

Every so often, a girl from Instagram who you have never heard of, suddenly becomes relevant and used in a bunch of influencer campaigns, goes to influencer events, pushes products on her fans you don’t understand how she go…..

Often times it happens when they date a Jonas Brother, then a New England Patriot during the superbowl…because famous rich people are on social media and can easily be targeted by hot, half naked chicks, who post slutty pics amongst her “fashion” pics, to keep things safe for work enough to get paid.

I don’t know why Olivia Culpo exists. But she does. And this is her bikini.

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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW