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2018

19

Sep

Rita Ora Hard Nipples of the Day

Rita Ora’s hard nipples are the most important thing that Rita Ora can do for the people who follow her on social media and have no idea why the follow her on social media. She’s just one of those viral things that is both viral from having sex with dirtbag rich dudes who can help her with her career….and viral because those important people increased her profile, invited her to the right party….and who now exists.

It’s been a long time in the making, her celebrity, but the only thing she needs to be making, is bikini with hard nipples.

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2018

19

Sep

Susan Lucci in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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We live in a world where headlines include “Kylie Jenner Tries Cereal with Milk for the First Time”….

So seeing the media celebrate 71 year old Susan Lucci in a bathing suit is not that surprising, because the easiest people to manipulate with the media are the people who read the tabloids and who watch the soap operas because they are on disability and don’t have actual jobs…

I don’t see how saying “look at this hot plastic old as fuck lady in a bathing suit being empowered and a boss after 50 years of soap opera acting” is ok…

I thought people were supposed to hate skinny women and yell at them for giving into the patriarchy, and giving unrealistic body norms for the youth..

Where are the other 71 year old women throwing shade and side eye and hating on this bitch slutting out in her one piece at the aquafitness class.

Why is there this inconsistency on what is ok to say “look at that bod”…and what is “rape”…or bad for the fat people who are jealous…

Is it ok cuz she’s old? Clearly plastic surgeried like she always has been…but celebrated….

This is for Harper’s Bazaar. They need to figure out there stance and stick to it….an article strictly based on celebrating an old ladies physical looks…crazy in this era of inclusion…but the people are into it…confusing me even more.

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2018

19

Sep

Kendall Jenner Mirror Selfie of the Day

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One of the common instagram poses…the Mirror Selfie….was properly executed by Kendall Jenner recently…

There are only so many ways to whore out on the internet, the human species has limited capacity to find clever and original ways to whore out on the internet…and really why bother. If you have a system that works, that people understand, stick to it.

I assume this is Kendall trying to distract a shoot that her legal team made me remove…featuring her topless and riding a horse in a thong that they photoshopped out…badly….to make her look like she’s got a bald pussy…when really she was just wearing nude panties…or what I’d call skin color panties…which in and of itself makes for RACIST panties…

Or maybe it’s just Kendall being Kendall…She’s a Kardashian/Jenner and it’s all tactical to make more money.

Here she is in a see through shirt for the paparazzi – because nipples are nipples…

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2018

19

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Modeling Shoes on the Instagram of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is old…but she’s my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty and always shows off her Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values, Down with the USSR, Rationed Bread line, Fall of Communism, hard working, Sex Trade avoiding, but the fashion industry is really the sex trade in tits own right…tits…

I didn’t realize I follow her on instagram, because I follow 7500 whores on instagram, and I’d follow 7500 more whores on instagram if facebook didn’t censor the internet and force you to only follow 7500 people.

But I do…and last night she was showing off her shoes, something I figure you weirdos would be into…high heels for the stiletto fuckers out there…long legs cuz she’s a model…but none of her tits that made her career…because I guess she’s diverse and diversity is in.

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2018

18

Sep

Carmen Electra Nude Old Lady Shoot of the Day

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Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…

HE DOES THIS even if he still loves the beast and likes to pet her and take her to pasture to graze….or even visit her late night when his farmer’s wife is sleeping…to fuck the shit out of it….remembering her younger and hotter version….

But thanks to modern science…Kardashian shit…they can make these bitches last longer than ever and the good news is that she’s still got a great body despite being old…her face terrifying….but still better than most elderly ladies…and this keeping the sex worker sex working….

I guess she is Carmen Electra and that alone makes this post matter….she’s a legend…and any legend getting naked like old times even if it’s gross is good….

What isn’t good is that she censored the pics, if you’re gonna get naked, don’t censor the fucking pics…..

Weird time to be alive….

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2018

18

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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RACY….J.Lo….has got all fucking out of control with her erotica posted to the social media for her fans to jerk off to.

Tits out at 50 years old. Half naked at 50 years old. Doing it to inspire other women that they can be fierce at 50 if they are worth 100s of millions of dollars and can afford a staff to keep them in shape and on the right diet with the right amount of sleep….or maybe it’s to let the other 50 year olds know that she’s better than them, hotter than them, and it’s her ego that got her to J.Lo status…just manifesting in different levels of “look at me I’m amazing”….

I never found J.Lo hot, but I do find it interesting how she likes to focus on her tits more than her ass that made her relevant in the 90s…maybe the ass is depleted and tired…saggy and depressing and the tits are new and exciting…I don’t have the answers.

I just know that she’s pandering because that’s what she does, to the hispanic market who look at her as a beacon of hope…to the whites who hope to hire a maid or capture an illegal like her, and the blacks who like her caramel skin…while the Asians and Indians (dot not feather) are too busy computer programming and making sex dolls to notice….

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2018

18

Sep

Angela Simmons Instagram Thot of the Day

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We live in a world where this kind of behavior is the norm….

It’s like if you’re a rich girl, a successful woman, a up and coming girl, a girl with a dream, you can all collectively do the same thing to draw attention to yourself…post slutty pics on instagram.

You can embrace them, you can own it, you can call yourself a slut to reclaim the word like her rap god family members did with the word NIGGA, or you can intellectualize what you do, call it art, or activism.

Whatever it is you choose….same effect or result for the end user to do as many cum tributes as they can in a given day before they balls dry up.

So here’s Rev Run from Run DMN’s daughter…doing it for God…or for her uncle Russell Simmons who likes half naked girls.

Good work! Trust funds don’t get in the way of sex work…

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2018

18

Sep

Alyssa Milano Doesn’t Have Nipples of the Day

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Alyssa Milano was at some Gay and Lesbian event because they are into her and she’s into them….and she brought out her old lady fat mom tits – that were once young tits on Who’s the Boss you jerked off to…the teen dream…famous at a young age for the perverts to stay into her forever.

The interesting thing about this, beyond her still mattering, still having fans, still existing, still going to events, still having followers….is that she’s got no fucking nipples.

She probably got them lasered off when she was a hairy armed person who unlike Sarah Hyland who embraces her hairy…..she got rid of it….weak woman giving into the patriarchy’s unrealistic body image of a woman…weak….and nippless….and hairless…unlike every single Italian woman before her…who you can sheer and turn into a Marino Sweater.

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2018

18

Sep

Lili Reinhart Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lili Reinhart plays Betty on the Archie inspired TV show that fucking sucks called Riverdale..

It’s one of those things that has just gone viral and that people are excited about, because their lives are pathetic enough to hope for Wednesday to come around the bend sooner than later to catch up on weak writing stupidity.

She’s a fat girl, chubby girl, which I guess is “normal sized girl” nowadays that everyone is fat…and like we’ve learned with all the fat girls we’ve fucked at 3 am after last call…fat girls can often times have fat tits…and when fat girls are squeezed into a corset like we’re at some Burlesque show fat girls with Bangs seem to love….the tits can look semi hot since there’s no gut in the way…

Well…here’s Lili Reinhart…Betty on Archie…now famous..dong her best fat girl titty push up..before she gets too old, too fat, and them fuckers sag sick and disgustingly down to her panty line…

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Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW

2018

18

Sep

Fat Katy Perry Big TIts in a Cat Suit of the Day

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Fat Katy Perry brought her big tits out in a cat suit that she’s pretty much busting out of at the seams – as stretchy fabric may be good for fat people – it allows them to wear jeans in a reasonable size – so they can live in fat denial – but eventually the elastic gives out – there is only so much pressure and abuse it can take….

Based on her gunt and cankles that we’ve seen for years, there’s no surprise in her having big tits. We are all aware and not impressed by her tits – since tits on a fat chick are pretty standard practice unless you’re really failing at life…

But those tits are the only redeeming quality she has, her fame will forever be very confusing as fuck to me. She’s got no talent, she can’t dance, yet she’s a huge star…all from a viral song…it’s fucking weird…and even an act of terrorism as I don’t consent to hear her songs – yet I have heard her songs due to radio play….which is what the extreme left should be fighting…the right to not be exposed to dog shit music like Katy Perry music when I’m at the drug store buying AIDS medication….FREEDOM isn’t real based on the fact that I know her lyrics alone…because TRUST me…it was not intentional or a guilty pleasure or any of that…it’s was MEDIA manipulation…Fake News the music version.

Tits though…She’s 40 though…Why is she dressed like this? I don’t get it.

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