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2018

18

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

RACY….J.Lo….has got all fucking out of control with her erotica posted to the social media for her fans to jerk off to.

Tits out at 50 years old. Half naked at 50 years old. Doing it to inspire other women that they can be fierce at 50 if they are worth 100s of millions of dollars and can afford a staff to keep them in shape and on the right diet with the right amount of sleep….or maybe it’s to let the other 50 year olds know that she’s better than them, hotter than them, and it’s her ego that got her to J.Lo status…just manifesting in different levels of “look at me I’m amazing”….

I never found J.Lo hot, but I do find it interesting how she likes to focus on her tits more than her ass that made her relevant in the 90s…maybe the ass is depleted and tired…saggy and depressing and the tits are new and exciting…I don’t have the answers.

I just know that she’s pandering because that’s what she does, to the hispanic market who look at her as a beacon of hope…to the whites who hope to hire a maid or capture an illegal like her, and the blacks who like her caramel skin…while the Asians and Indians (dot not feather) are too busy computer programming and making sex dolls to notice….

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2018

18

Sep

Angela Simmons Instagram Thot of the Day

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We live in a world where this kind of behavior is the norm….

It’s like if you’re a rich girl, a successful woman, a up and coming girl, a girl with a dream, you can all collectively do the same thing to draw attention to yourself…post slutty pics on instagram.

You can embrace them, you can own it, you can call yourself a slut to reclaim the word like her rap god family members did with the word NIGGA, or you can intellectualize what you do, call it art, or activism.

Whatever it is you choose….same effect or result for the end user to do as many cum tributes as they can in a given day before they balls dry up.

So here’s Rev Run from Run DMN’s daughter…doing it for God…or for her uncle Russell Simmons who likes half naked girls.

Good work! Trust funds don’t get in the way of sex work…

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2018

18

Sep

Alyssa Milano Doesn’t Have Nipples of the Day

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Alyssa Milano was at some Gay and Lesbian event because they are into her and she’s into them….and she brought out her old lady fat mom tits – that were once young tits on Who’s the Boss you jerked off to…the teen dream…famous at a young age for the perverts to stay into her forever.

The interesting thing about this, beyond her still mattering, still having fans, still existing, still going to events, still having followers….is that she’s got no fucking nipples.

She probably got them lasered off when she was a hairy armed person who unlike Sarah Hyland who embraces her hairy…..she got rid of it….weak woman giving into the patriarchy’s unrealistic body image of a woman…weak….and nippless….and hairless…unlike every single Italian woman before her…who you can sheer and turn into a Marino Sweater.

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2018

18

Sep

Lili Reinhart Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lili Reinhart plays Betty on the Archie inspired TV show that fucking sucks called Riverdale..

It’s one of those things that has just gone viral and that people are excited about, because their lives are pathetic enough to hope for Wednesday to come around the bend sooner than later to catch up on weak writing stupidity.

She’s a fat girl, chubby girl, which I guess is “normal sized girl” nowadays that everyone is fat…and like we’ve learned with all the fat girls we’ve fucked at 3 am after last call…fat girls can often times have fat tits…and when fat girls are squeezed into a corset like we’re at some Burlesque show fat girls with Bangs seem to love….the tits can look semi hot since there’s no gut in the way…

Well…here’s Lili Reinhart…Betty on Archie…now famous..dong her best fat girl titty push up..before she gets too old, too fat, and them fuckers sag sick and disgustingly down to her panty line…

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2018

18

Sep

Fat Katy Perry Big TIts in a Cat Suit of the Day

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Fat Katy Perry brought her big tits out in a cat suit that she’s pretty much busting out of at the seams – as stretchy fabric may be good for fat people – it allows them to wear jeans in a reasonable size – so they can live in fat denial – but eventually the elastic gives out – there is only so much pressure and abuse it can take….

Based on her gunt and cankles that we’ve seen for years, there’s no surprise in her having big tits. We are all aware and not impressed by her tits – since tits on a fat chick are pretty standard practice unless you’re really failing at life…

But those tits are the only redeeming quality she has, her fame will forever be very confusing as fuck to me. She’s got no talent, she can’t dance, yet she’s a huge star…all from a viral song…it’s fucking weird…and even an act of terrorism as I don’t consent to hear her songs – yet I have heard her songs due to radio play….which is what the extreme left should be fighting…the right to not be exposed to dog shit music like Katy Perry music when I’m at the drug store buying AIDS medication….FREEDOM isn’t real based on the fact that I know her lyrics alone…because TRUST me…it was not intentional or a guilty pleasure or any of that…it’s was MEDIA manipulation…Fake News the music version.

Tits though…She’s 40 though…Why is she dressed like this? I don’t get it.

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2018

17

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Hangs Out with some Big Asses of the Day

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I don’t know if this is some kind of meme, or Alessandra Ambrosio just showing off her old tired ass in a way that does the opposite of showing it off, because the girls she’s next to have these big round asses….because maybe they are trannies, maybe that’s what asses look like now, maybe to stay skinny Ambrosio can’t workout it makes her too hungry, so she does the starving herself look, maybe this is just what an old mom ass looks like..

I don’t know, but I’m embarassed for her, but at least she can go home and look at her bank account and know she doesn’t need to have an ass…she’s Alessandra Ambrosio….whatever the fuck that means.

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2018

17

Sep

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Do you realize who her dad is?

I’ll let you guess?

No wait, I can’t hold it in anymore, I’m about to fucking burst in excitement….her dad is Johnny Depp..

Being a Depp, means you have access to pretty much fucking everything, you’re entitled, you’re spoiled, you have access, you are just born better than the rest of us…and are thus more important than us…because your dad got paid lots and lots of money to be in the movies that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the improvement of the world.

Sure I like some of his movies, but can objectively say that these idiots are paid too much, their importance inflated…and when they breed that trickles down to their heirs…

I will say that Lily Rose Depp is hot, I think she’s great and I love that she doesn’t wear a bra, she’s got a European mom and is by default European…she even speaks FRENCH…so no bra isn’t a big deal..even though the french technically invented lingerie, as well as topless beaches…

So her posting up her nipples to socialmedia.. Fantastic use of her celebrity that she has not due to her own merit but based on her father and last name alone…the legacy….which I guess is better than being the owner of the club River Phoenix died at…cuz you can jerk off to this one with more ease to that…

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2018

17

Sep

Heidi Klum Topless Ice Cream Tits of the Day

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Heidi Klum is a smut producer. This is her smut.

She has been involved in the smut industry, sure the higher end, mainstream smut industry, but the smut industry nonetheless. People jerk off to her and have forever.

She has taken her German pragmatic approach to smut, to life, and has a pretty lucrative career from being that SMUT.

She has been doing this for decades at this point, and now her toplessness includes food, ice cream for the fat Americans who love tits and Ice Cream on old ladies….

I am more interested in thinking about her sex with Seal, back when she was breeding with Seal, as he would fucking destroy her with his arm lengthed penis, in what I can imagine looks like a german sex club, leather and scat dripping off the fucking walls set to weird electro music…

Here she is at an event….

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2018

17

Sep

Paris Jackson TIts Out for Fashion of the Day

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Paris Jackson, who gets the benefit of getting Michael Jackson’s inheritance, which is a lot of fucking money, he’s fucking Michael Jackson – the king of pop…without having any of that child molester genetics….unless she is actually his kid…I don’t know or have the answers.

In case you forget, Michael Jackson was one of the first people accused of being a child rapist in Hollywood, they spun it as him being innocent and had no idea what he was doing because his childhood was robbed of him….even though the majority of child molesters, even the half retard ones know that it’s wrong to diddle with prepubescents….

We weren’t there, we’ll have to ask Corey Feldman and McCauley Culkin…who don’t seem to bring it up…but we know that when MJ died…the world forgot and now the world embraces all things Jackson…including Paris….whether he genetically created it or not…or whether he was guilty or not…

Not that any of that really matters, I think hipster lesbian model Paris Jackson with her pile of money, being out there having fun, showing tits as the girls do braless for fashion, is a good use of her inheritance…what the fuck else is she supposed to do…sing and dance? Why bother….when you can just nipple.

We live in a world where the Star Search is unnecessary.

Just show your tits.

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2018

17

Sep

Sarah Hyland Got Them Titties On of the Day

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The big Modern Family news last week was that one of the characters from the show is going to be killed off…

I know Modern Family news not for being a fan of Modern Family, but because I saw it on another site. I only realized that Ed Harris from Married with Children was on the show, and when asking my wife, she was blown away that I had no idea about this fact…because I like to stay ignorant, it makes the heart grow founder or some shit.

My money is on Sarah Hyland – who has a terminal disease in real life, that has got her at least one new Kidney….because her behavior, slutting herself out the last 6 months or year, seems to be that of a girl being told she’s got a year to live…and her show is just pre-empting it, so they don’t invest in scripts for next season, cuz she’s a nice dying girl. The kind who gives us what we want.

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