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2018

13

Sep

Jojo Got her Fat Ass Out There of the Day

I have no idea why I am reposting this pics of Jojo’s fat ass in some underwear outfit for the perverts…

But I am posting it….

I assume it has to do with Jojo being a symbol of perversion of the past and that if you have fans a decade ago that want to jerk off to you – they’ll want to still jerk off to you 10 years later…as Maitland Ward has taught us, don’t underestimate the power of being a 90s star people want to see become a porn star, where even in her 40s and sloppy she can deliver…

This is not Maitland Ward…thank god…but it’s Jojo’s ass.

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

13

Sep

Shay Mitchell Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is an enterprising celebrity – who I guess being an immigrant in Canada wanted it so bad that once she got it she won’t screw it up – and will maximize profits like her parents who were rich before she took on acting taught her…

Because not only has she been on a hit show, and amassed 20 million fans, she’s also published books, and is now doing the influencer thing, traveling, going to events, really living it up..the way people want you to…and likely closing solid brand deals making stupid money all while subtly showing us her tits…and we like tits..

So this one’s for Canada before Trump invades and makes us a state….

here she is in her panties with her hard Indian nipples

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2018

13

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari was on vacation the other day – and she wore a bikini – and I am not sure anyone cares because Kristin Cavallari was a reality star on a show many fucking years ago…who was cocky and bit by the fame big – thinking anything was possible for her EGO….and in the end her career dwindled but her access from her celebrity brought her to rich athlete cock…who she has had a bunch of kids with and is now just an Orange County slutty mom…which I guess is all these Orange County girl want in life…a pro athlete to buy them the house, the pool, the G-Wagon…so they can spend their days at the mall, at the spa…at lunch…talking shit on each other…

Suburban…in a bikini….looking alright cuz she’s vain and can’t be fat.

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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2018

12

Sep

Gigi Hadid Nipple Dress of the Day

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Gigi Hadid, who looks like a 40 year old mother of three from Beverly Hills with her face jacked up like fucking mad, is reminding you all that she’s still a model, because she’s a model you know, and not just because of instagram success, I mean mainly because of Instagram success, but also because of her dad’s love for models and dream of his girls being models, and his ability to buy them magazine covers….and do all the PR needed for them to exist…including but not limited to having them show their tits…

I am not a fan of any of this generation of fake rich kid from instagram playing dress up and being taken seriously, it makes me hate the world….and reminds me that everyone is a suck up bitch….

I am happy this isn’t the Bella Hadid, who is far uglier and more terrifying in her scam that is modeling….

That’s all I have to say about that..

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2018

12

Sep

Halsey Topless of the Day

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It has happened….I have heard Halsey on the radio officially…and I have become a victim of her smutty music that she’s pushing aggressively so that she can be as famous as fucking possible from being a club kid drug addict who fucked the right DJ who put her on one of his tracks…allowing her to now exist…to now fight for the rights of black people, because she’s half black and understands their plight…and she’s doing it the way all the other girls are doing it…through half nakedness on social media as they are designed to….

This is her ass in panties, not stained panties, cuz she’s all fancy and no longer ghetto like that…and she’s topless…and you’ll like it because you get sucked into the vortex of digesting content fed to us like the retards on feeding machines that we are…we just accept it and celebrate it without knowing whether we hate it or not…we are dumb…

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Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2018

12

Sep

Demi Rose Mawby Erotica of the Day

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Demi Rose Mawby is pretty fucking disgusting to me, but I learned at a young age when at a strip club, that the woman with the most insane huge fake tits was the one getting all the dances, because everyone was fascinated by the freakshow and wanted to touch the contraption, like when someone gets a new puppy, everyone just needs to pet it, even if they don’t like dogs that much….

So despite being some bootleg sex working Kim Kardashian monster, people are into her, they pay her well, she lives the good life, all while the rational thinker thinks she looks like some weird sex doll no one wants to fuck, even if it’s been hosed down with soap and water really well after the last guy, but that they pay to fuck because they are swept in by the smoke and mirrors of instagram followers and weird plastic surgery body dismorphia bodies.

I don’t get her, but the UK has always had a thing for weird looking Glamour model trash…so here she is.

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Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW

2018

12

Sep

Chantel Jeffries Staged Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…back in Florida before he found god and his Soulmate Hailey Baldwin, after destroying Selena Gomez’s kidney but giving her some tits in the process..

She is an instagram whore who does instagram whoring, and this is her in some staged bikini pics, for her millions of followers, that allow her to live an “epic” life and make money and gives her access to places…all for doing this….

Simple strategy…the way it’s supposed to be.

Unfortunately, she’s gone a little too hard on the face fillers and looks like a clown…but I’m sure the brother’s are fine with that…you know making her that hip hop /athlete fucking pussy…

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Posted in:Chantel Jeffries|SFW

2018

11

Sep

Britney Spears Slutty Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Earlier today, probably 10 minutes ago, I wrote a post on Christina Aguilera ….how I was a firm believer that Christina with her more talent and better body that Britney…and with her earlier to adopt slutty behavior, unless you consider 16 year old Britney School Girl Humping in her first video slutty, was a better fuck and more interesting than Britney..

But X-Tina got fat, Britney went crazy, got adopted by her parents and put to work, while having no access to her money..and LOOK at her now…

Hot as fuck for an old bitch in a bikini…..because Britney may not be the better singer in her Disney Kid Rivalry…but as it turns out…she’s genetically better to look at…and that alone is what we care about…

So I’ll leave you with Britney…in bikini…Looking amazing…even for an old bitch…the way I like my Southern medicated dancing and singing whores…

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

11

Sep

Kaia Gerber Racy at Fashion Week of the Day

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I find it interesting that we live in a world where brands use a fucking 16 year old, an underage girl, who you can’t have sex with without getting arrested, in their campaigns or projects, in this era of everyone being fucking uptight…it should be illegal..

Why is Kaia Gerber a fucking model, and why would her mom put her into this at a young age to teach her spoiled ass work ethic..

It’s some cushy, spoiled and entitled industry that doesn’t involve hard work…especially when your mom is Cindy Crawford.

If this was anything more than perversion meeting ego of a stage mom and her narcissism, and was about teaching her girl about life, she’d be working at the fucking Dairy Queen in Malibu if there is one.

Instead it’s about greed, whoring out, getting paid, and keeping your reign…

The whole thing is insane and could have waited until she was 18, we don’t need this underage shit anywhere…to sell product.

It’s weird.

Here she is in MUSKOKA CANADA

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Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2018

11

Sep

Noah Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is doing the hipster thing because she can.

Her sister paved the way for her…

So life as Miley Cyrus’s trans brother….and Billy Ray’s trans Daughter…may be less memorable than other Noahs, like Noah’s Ark, and Noah Wiley from ER Fame…but still young and trying to pave the way for ITSELF..

Being relevant and current using the same tactics Miley did…showing her post op / pre op body all wild and crazy…like she was a girl because she identifies as a girl all in her one piece, doing a PUSSY print, that may be a prosthetic pussy print they sell on Amazon..true story…I lost my Amazon Affiliate for making a tranny post.

But the tactic I like best is covering her troll head in a mask, people are still doing this mascot furry thing I guess.

It’s not just for college frat bros anymore..is it.

Here she is with her tits out and her mom