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2018

14

Sep

Emily Osment Got Them Titties On of the Day

Do you remember when Emily Osment was Haley Joel Osment…

Before Haley Joel Osment and his team, primarily his parents, decided they wanted to keep earning and new there was no hope for an awkward dude to act into adulthood, and that the only thing that people would buy into..is a cute girl…who pulls her tits out…on social media…

It’s the first celebrity Trans story since Jamie Lee Curtis…that no one hyped up, because they wanted to ignore it, make it disappear…and just have the people accept her and they use the right tactics…that a ho is a ho is a ho even if it was once a Haley Joe.

Here she is skinny dipping

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2018

14

Sep

Rihanna is Pantsless of the Day

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Fat Rihanna had a party, her fourth annual party in NYC for Fashion week to promote some bullshit that I don’t care about, because I wasn’t invited to this party, so it’s one of those you need to be important to attend her party, but you don’t need to be important to buy her records, her music, her merchandise, her product lines, all making her stupid rich, which I guess is the insane thing about actual celebs…they know they are too good for you…all because you gave them money….each of you contributing to a bank balance that allows them to be a cunt.

What I am saying is that this elitist, celebs are better than us shit has been debunked, it’s not real, instagrammers and youtubers who are normal people are getting almost as famous…but the problem is once they hit star level…they too become elitist cunts…

I guess money and fame just makes elitist cunts…out of people who dream and work to be famous and rich and finally get what they want…

It’s like this bitch doesn’t even remember living in a Shanty in Barbados…before sex working her way to the top….where she still wears skimpy tops…fat tits thanks to being fat….

Rihanna Big TIts Green Bra Nude No Panties

Candice Swanepoel and her tits were at the Rihanna Party…..

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Josephine Skriver was alos there…

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2018

14

Sep

Sarah Hyland Fitnes Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland was the kind of celebrity who didn’t milk her genetic disorder, or autoimmune disease that seems to plague the child stars, because the parents are feeding them stimulants at a young at to keep up with the schedules, or maybe they are feeding the hormones to keep them as young as possible for as long as possible…postponing puberty…shit the parents of Gymnasts do..that result in weird deformed people….

But now that having organ transplants is trendy, she’s out there, tits out, doing fitness to sculpt her body….or to try to sexualize herself, because that’s what all these girls do once they realize they have tits or an ass…the want to be jerked off to…and they do it like this..

You see, there is no way Sarah Hyland, a very famous actress doesn’t have a home gym…she’s out there..cuz se wants to be seen. Marketing…

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2018

14

Sep

Emma Stone is Dog Shit in a Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know if I’ve posted these pics of Emma Stone…I just know that I am not a fan of Emma Stone or her weird mouth and I am not a fan boy virgin loser who buys into everything they are fed by people marketing to the nerds…

I am not one of those bloggers who writes the captions or quotes of her interview that is contrived PR bullshit…because I don’t care what Emma Stone says, I am more into staring at her pics trying to understand how she’s the highest paid actress…that’s a fucking scam…

More interestingly….I was forced to watch LALA LAND and by default….I think people should be protesting her based on how bad she was, how bad that movie was, how bad she sang, how much hype it got, and the world collectively fake liked it….

She should be punished for participating in that garbage. I will not forgive her.

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2018

14

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Ass in Chaps of the Day

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I have been ignoring these Aubrey O’Day comeback tour pics for the week….

That doesn’t mean that I don’t appreciate Aubrey O’Day or her bringing back Danity Kane in an era of comebacks…because young people are morons and need remixes of things that were, rather than creating new….

I don’t know one Danity Kane song….but I guess people do and for that reason alone…they need a new album..like the Spice Girls if the Spice Girls never quite made it…

I do remember it being a Diddy Show on MTV, who are struggling, where Aubrey fucked Diddy, and made a name for herself….before fucking a Don Jr Trump while doing the Apprentice…back when she was fat, before realizing how easy it is to troll instagram with angles, fillers, and being as hot as Aubrey O’Day is into her post Jersey Shore fucking revival…

I’m a fan.

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2018

13

Sep

Bella Thorne Tits out of the Day

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Your favorite set of tits you’d probably expect to have an opiate overdose but that are too vanilla and lame despite their trying so hard to be weird hustle ….

Straight from Disney and a mom who whored her out to Disney who is clever enough to figure out what the market wants and give the market what they want…which is often times tits…the whole “i don’t give a fuck, this is me, I’m real”…only totally contrived and fake…possible in her tits as much as in her schtick…but kids are idiots and obviously buy into this…because….she exists and is making huge fucking money as she exists…

The pop world has always been shit, except now it’s easier to jerk off to as an old pervert who has no real standards but who has all the hate needed to hate everything these losers who win are doing….whether I am too old to even know these people exist or not.

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2018

13

Sep

Dua Lipa Hard Nipple Erotica of the Day

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The future is now…Dua Lipa who’s name you can’t pronounce and probably don’t care to pronounce is the product of a successful YOUTUBE page with Billions of views….that allows her to carry herself around like a celebrity, because this is where celebrity happens…social media…not the blogs, not the record labels…strictly on the YOUTUBE…

I don’t know what this Dua Lipa hipster who probably isn’t all that hip, but the cool kids aren’t so cool anymore, is out with her nips out, on trend, on brand…and whether her music sucks or not…I can appreciate all her hard work generating buzz for herself and promoting herself…

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2018

13

Sep

Avril Lavigne Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Canada’s favorite Mall Rat, Skater Girl, Avril Lavigne….is on the comeback…

The other day I saw she posted some of the least sexy boudoir photos I assume are for another album or some promo for something she’s trying to do…maybe it’s a Christmas Album or something that old timers do when they want to seduce their fans to buy into them….and give them more money….and fans is something Avril Lavigne has…thanks to people being fucking perverts into 30 year olds who dress like 15 year olds and sing weird teeny pop punk trash for 15 year olds…despite being 30.

Well, she went onto Late Night TV, in a Racy outfit to remind you all that she’s BACK…her and her skater boy will not SEE you later boy…they are right…here…

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here is her recent glamour shoot

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2018

13

Sep

Nicki Minaj Big Fake Ghetto Tits for Wonderland of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is disgusting…She’s the equivalent of White Privilege but the black version. She came to America, lived a middle class life, went to a middle class school, went to acting school because she loved to perform, created this bullshit character that is Nicki Minaj…and now she’s ripped off Lil Kim for the kids who don’t remember Lil Kim and has been getting away with it for a long time…

From fat, unappealing trash…to whatever the fuck this sexualized, jacked up, face injected, fake tits are….

I don’t get the hype, I mean obviously, she’s making a lot of executives richer than he’s making herself and they push her to do this shit…but the fact she has fans is so strange to me….but not as strange as her bringing her diabetic ass to the fucking magazines for you to jerk off to because you’re into jerking off to gutter pop culture trash…

I mean what is this bullshit…speaking of Bullshit her fight with Cardi B was some WWE style promotional nonsense for both of them…they are all in this scamming together…if Cardi B was as hood of a stripper as she pretends…Nicki Minaj would be shot dead….

None of this matters…

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2018

13

Sep

Emma Watson as Wonder Woman of the Day

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I wonder how many autistic seizures this has just caused…

It’s a Harry Potter character, now legal to jerk off to, wearing a Wonder Woman Costume, next to a Star Wars Character, like the nerd multiverse has just giving you the best thing ever to ejaculate to, only it’s a selfie and not a leaked sex tape featuring her asshole, that her lawyers kindly ask me to remove like they did with her other leaked pics that included her not naked, but trying clothing on, something you perverts clearly appreciated but not as much as this Cosplay shit…

I may have a blog and that may in and of itself be autistic and nerd shit…but I do not understand sci/fi, comic book, comicon, or any of that other fetish shit you can’t grow out of….

I do it for the tits, and there’s clearly a serious lack of tits here, but that doesn’t matter to any of you, that’s just how weird you are.

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