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2018

17

Sep

Charlize Theron Hard Nipples of the Day

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I was told by a film director or producer, I don’t remember who it was, but it could have been a random Nigerian scammer over email, it could have been fabricated in my head also you know…

But I was told that Charlize Theron, after killing her father in South Africa, was sent to America on a work visa because she was a model to make it for the family.

Her mom took the blame, said it was some domestic abuse bullshit as women do when their husbands kill them off, he was going to kill me, he probably diddled little Charlize cuz she was hot, and his sperm made her, so they killed him off…South Africa had bigger things to deal with at the time, so they let her go…

While in LA, she was desperate, did Playboy to generate some buzz, but it wasn’t until meeting a producer in the line at the bank who said come to his office for a potential gig, where she offered to do anything for the job, pretty much anything…and boom…she became Charlize Theron and that’s the early stage of Hot Theron before she turned into this Oscar winning hard nippled old lady you still jerk off to.

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2018

17

Sep

Alyssa Milano Erotica of the Day

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Alyssa Milano has told me off on social media at least once before blocking me. I like to think it’s because I am a cyber bully, or a troll, who make fun of these overrated people with egos, who feel that people care about what they have to say, so they get all political and annoying and opiniated, when it’s like “bitch, you were just the hot daughter on Who’s the Boss, get a fucking perspective”…..

She grew into a hairy mom with a mom body, but her fans still jerekd off to her like she was the teen girl she was when she was hot…

She ended up waxing her ams and I guess getting confident in her mom body now that the world is about inclusivity and body positivity…so here she is bringing it in a one piece…thank god it’s a one piece.

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2018

17

Sep

Sadie Newman is Walking the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

What’s there to say about Sadie Newman….other than her name is that of a dog I once new in the 80s, Sadie….she was a sweet lab / Collie mix who loved playing in the outdoors, loved chasing her tail, loved to cuddle on cold winter nights…she was one of the best there every was….

Newman, better than the old man, is the new man, or pussy that the people at victoria’s secret have been dabbling with and now issuing press releases on because they feel she’s madde it, good enough, top quality and walking their infomercial holiday fashion show that I assume no one will watch and that will have the lowest ratings ever because none of this shit matters and TV doesn’t matter…and we can see half naked girls, even the ones in the show all day.

The only way this would be exciting is if they used Nuns, or Mormons, or Amish women in their show…because you can’t see them half naked or full naked all the time…

Instead they keep up the marketing hype around it, they are rich and can and their pussy is top tier so we agree to participate enough…like posting this nonsense news item about their new pussy.

The nice thing about her…is that she’s not a huge social media attention seeking whore which I like….in a world of everyone being a whore…

She’s more high brow, high end, cunty than that….more of self promoter in other ways, like doing press releases for her new role as promo model for the biggest and best….allowing her to live that full rich expensive life her skinny frame deserves…

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2018

17

Sep

Lourdes Leon Tits of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s weirdo daughter who really isn’t that hot, but she is definitely as annoying as you’d expect her to be, with her weird hippie hipster artist gender fluid outfit…because she is an art project by her annoying mother is Madonna and being Madonna means you are in and of yourself – fucking annoying as shit…and that will trickle down into your kid trying to navigate her way through the world with a trust fund, access and a moustache.

I saw these last week, but needed the time to write this brilliant post about it.

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2018

17

Sep

Ronda Rousey WWE Erotica for the Perverts of the DAy

I find it fascinating that the media treats the WWE as if it’s an actual sport. They have people interview these people like they are actual athletes and not just some weird fetish for half retards who watch it.

I mean sure, Ronda Rousey, before taking the cash grab from the WWE to be one of their overpaid characters, was an actual fighter, to give some legitimacy to the sport, or to give her a good second career that pays….while giving the fans some real shit to jerk off to..you know because the other WWE girls are weird stripper looking bitches…there to make the homosexual undertones, or is it the overtones of the sport, less homosexual to the half retard fans…

I am assuming most dudes jerk off to WWE every time they watch it…because that’s just the kind of testosterone release these bros need…but this dyke on dyke wrestling shit just straightens it out…cuz these bros don’t like dick on dick half naked rubbing, that’s queer, but they love watching it, that’s queer, but these girls make it not queer….

This is so ridiculous. You fucking perverts.

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2018

14

Sep

Rita Ora and Her Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora posted up some bikini pics, because that’s what you’re supposed to do when you have an instagram account, I mean what else are you going to post, pics of your meal or your pet? I guess you can post things where you are at exclusive events and when you’re in concert to show the world that you are finally important….because Rita Ora is finally important…from Zero to Hero and it only took a decade…from being the replacement Rihanna…to being the girlfriend of Kardashians, DJs and Producers….just working it…

Where the one thing that mattered….and that was consistent…was rockin’ tits…so here’s she is rocking the rockin’ tits…what I call her real legacy and value.

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2018

14

Sep

Emily Osment Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Do you remember when Emily Osment was Haley Joel Osment…

Before Haley Joel Osment and his team, primarily his parents, decided they wanted to keep earning and new there was no hope for an awkward dude to act into adulthood, and that the only thing that people would buy into..is a cute girl…who pulls her tits out…on social media…

It’s the first celebrity Trans story since Jamie Lee Curtis…that no one hyped up, because they wanted to ignore it, make it disappear…and just have the people accept her and they use the right tactics…that a ho is a ho is a ho even if it was once a Haley Joe.

Here she is skinny dipping

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Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW

2018

14

Sep

Rihanna is Pantsless of the Day

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Fat Rihanna had a party, her fourth annual party in NYC for Fashion week to promote some bullshit that I don’t care about, because I wasn’t invited to this party, so it’s one of those you need to be important to attend her party, but you don’t need to be important to buy her records, her music, her merchandise, her product lines, all making her stupid rich, which I guess is the insane thing about actual celebs…they know they are too good for you…all because you gave them money….each of you contributing to a bank balance that allows them to be a cunt.

What I am saying is that this elitist, celebs are better than us shit has been debunked, it’s not real, instagrammers and youtubers who are normal people are getting almost as famous…but the problem is once they hit star level…they too become elitist cunts…

I guess money and fame just makes elitist cunts…out of people who dream and work to be famous and rich and finally get what they want…

It’s like this bitch doesn’t even remember living in a Shanty in Barbados…before sex working her way to the top….where she still wears skimpy tops…fat tits thanks to being fat….


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Candice Swanepoel and her tits were at the Rihanna Party…..

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Josephine Skriver was alos there…

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2018

14

Sep

Sarah Hyland Fitnes Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland was the kind of celebrity who didn’t milk her genetic disorder, or autoimmune disease that seems to plague the child stars, because the parents are feeding them stimulants at a young at to keep up with the schedules, or maybe they are feeding the hormones to keep them as young as possible for as long as possible…postponing puberty…shit the parents of Gymnasts do..that result in weird deformed people….

But now that having organ transplants is trendy, she’s out there, tits out, doing fitness to sculpt her body….or to try to sexualize herself, because that’s what all these girls do once they realize they have tits or an ass…the want to be jerked off to…and they do it like this..

You see, there is no way Sarah Hyland, a very famous actress doesn’t have a home gym…she’s out there..cuz se wants to be seen. Marketing…

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

14

Sep

Emma Stone is Dog Shit in a Magazine of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve posted these pics of Emma Stone…I just know that I am not a fan of Emma Stone or her weird mouth and I am not a fan boy virgin loser who buys into everything they are fed by people marketing to the nerds…

I am not one of those bloggers who writes the captions or quotes of her interview that is contrived PR bullshit…because I don’t care what Emma Stone says, I am more into staring at her pics trying to understand how she’s the highest paid actress…that’s a fucking scam…

More interestingly….I was forced to watch LALA LAND and by default….I think people should be protesting her based on how bad she was, how bad that movie was, how bad she sang, how much hype it got, and the world collectively fake liked it….

She should be punished for participating in that garbage. I will not forgive her.

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW