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2018

24

Sep

Alexis Ren’s Self Promotion for Dancing with the Stars of the Day

Alexis Ren is an instagram THOT, that’s a ho over there, that’s a girl who is only known for being the hot bikini body on the beach doing cool shit that went viral years ago…and sure she’s got a ton of fucking followers, one of the most followed accounts out there, and all she does is hang out in a bikini, but instead of going mainstream, she got bolt on tits to feel like she matters, as girls with small tits often do, insecurity they don’t realize is stupid, since small tits are JUST as exciting as big tits, we’re perverts and like them all…

Then for the last two years of navigating this internet social media herself, all she knew to do was nudes and semi nudes, you know slutty fucking content and I was like “now is the time to put on a sweater and do serious shit to get serious money”…because the followers are there – they aren’t going anywhere..but a whore is a whore is a whore and these exhibitionists love being looked at and continue to be looked at…so they bring the nudity…

I like nudity, I just think making money when you can is a smarter move…

But as it turns out, I was wrong, and everything I’ve learned over the years about Mainstream blocking out racy shit, especially DISNEY OWNED COMPANIES, doesn’t fucking matter, and she’s on Dancing with the Stars and they are using her to promote the show in lingerie…

A muppet face hot body from instagram on Dancing With the Stars….doing half nude shoots to promote Dancing with the Stars…is just the world we live in, and I guess trailer trash who still watch TV need tits to stare at while their wives they beat watch the garbage show that ABC still makes money with…

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2018

24

Sep

Sofia Vergara Big Tits for a Lingerie Ad of the Day

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Sofia Vergara brought her tits out for a Stella McCartney campaign for beast cancers, that has the hashtag #StellaCares, because Stella wants you to know she cares, she’s not just entitled daughter of a billionaire Beatle, who does this fashion thing on the side, to make her own stupid money, she’s a philanthropist, selfless…doing it for the cause…even if it’s putting a fucking spotlight on her in the form of Sofia Vergara tits to let the people know her company cares about tits…even though that’s obvious, we call care about tits…tits are everything…often times they define the woman who owns them and cancer that fights our tits, targets our tits, is the fucking enemy…not the terrorists but titty cancers.

Point being, Stella Cares and Philanthropy is a masturbatory experience in egotistical people trying to help, but I guess at least they are trying to help, despite their mansions and huge salaries and capabilities to actually help.

Here are those tits.

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara

2018

21

Sep

Madelaine Petsch Bike Shorts of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is the girl from Riverdale, the hot one from Riverdale who looks like she’s had face injections, to live up to her instagram account’s hype…#nofilter…you know how these things work.

I think Riverdale is a pile of fucking shit as a show, but I am not a 12 year old girl…and really this one, carrying her YOUTUBE VLOGGER CAMERA…is clearly only on RIverdale to increase her YOUTUBE subscribers…since that’s where the real money is…

Everyone is a media network, and sometimes they happen to land on a bigger network to build their own network so that they can make lots of money for years to come.

It’s the dream everyone is living, how to monetize themselves all day running ads for idiots who don’t know it’s an ad…

The highlight of this is the werido bike shorts, because bike shorts are a trend..and not just on old Jewish doctors with Road Bikes…everyone’s fucking wearing them and they are gay as fuck…except when shorts are jacked in cunt.

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2018

21

Sep

ALexa Chung Showing Off her Nipples of the Day

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Alexa Chung, whoever the fuck that is, is in a sheer dress with her nipple out, for Fashion at some excluive event, because that’s what these idiots live for…getting the fucking invite….so that on the red carpet they can bust out tit.

So give her what she wants and look at that tit. It doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but it’s a tit and that makes it matter enough for us…

This behavior is celebrated because it needs to be…we want everyone doing this and they are…make the nipple out a social norm…

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2018

21

Sep

Lottie Moss Fat Tits in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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Lottie Moss and her fat tits that she bought by riding her last name. The best thing, or only reason you know this low level reality star looking UK garbage is because her half sister, who she’s probably met 10 times in her life during the high Holidays when Kate Moss wasn’t too busy having unprotected sex with Heroin Addicts, Rockstars, ETC….

She’s being shot by the paparazzi, because that’s the world we live in, and this face is what I call, “the paparazzi are watching let me seem like I am dealing with drama”…because all they want is to be famous any way they can….

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2018

21

Sep

Sailor Cook Brinkley Whoring Out in Panties Selfie of the Day

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I don’t find Sailor Cook Brinkley hot, but she’s rich and her mother, in all her face injection glory, still looks the same as she did 60 years ago, when being a bikini model was an actual thing, and not something that every single girl who owns a bikini does.

It amazes me when looking at this picture – that girls are taking pics like this of themselves for social media..for the world to see.. and not limiting to trying to make guys they want to fuck cum over text message.

I come from an era of panty pics being a big deal, and now girl openly does it, cuz everyone is doing it, even though she’s rich and has other options, for her family to look at, consult and comment on…you know her mom is partially behind this coordinating it cuz she’s experienced…and that is fucking crazy to me…but not crazy to look at because I appreciate all girls, every girl, posting up panty pics like this for fun…cuz looking at it, when we really have no business looking at this….is one of the greatest things social media has contributed to our lives.

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2018

21

Sep

Jessica Simpson Monster Tits of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is pregnant for the third or fourth time, and you know what that means, her monster mom tits are about to get substantially bigger…because if there’s one thing we know about Jessica Simpson beyond that she has huge tits, it’s that this girl blows the fuck up and eats the fuck up when she gets pregnant…after the first pregnant she was carrying 100 pounds of fat for years…until her dad or management got her 1,000,000 dollar deal to lose it…something even the richest billionaire could use as a motivator…if they actually want to lose weight.

Maybe the government needs to pay out all money they spend due to the financial strain obesity has on society…give that money back out to the fat people in dollars not in medicine for their diseases from being fat…I am sure at least 50% of them would try to lose the weight…for a while… before realizing they are lazy fucks and that’s why they are fat in the first place and they like being fat…so they go back to fat…..like Jessica Simpson is about to do….

Just look at her showing off her baked goods she’s eating up….to help relate to her Walmart Shopping fanbase….an easy to manipulate crowd if you’re fat and white and famous….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Madison Beer Hairy Belly Tube Top Fetish of the Day

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Here’s Madison Beer, a Youtuber turned legit starlet thanks to the mainstream media is lazy and like spending their days on Instagram and Youtube trying to find the next popular thing, instead of actually digging through the crowds of people trying to make it out there, and going with the tried and tested and true people with a solid fan base – even if that fan base is fake followers bought – that doesn’t matter it’s all just part of the illusion….

The good thing about Madison Beer is that her mother helped put together this thing that is her career and personal brand by whoring her out and has let the world seen her big tits on a tiny frame as often as possible because big tits get hits…because they are big tits…and we like to look at them…and more importantly…we like to see them in tube tops busting out…so it’s good that it’s part of who she is as a performer…and human…makes for fun.

Here is Kate Beckinsale impersonating Madison Beer in the tube top – I guess it’s a Trend…

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2018

21

Sep

Jojo Big Titty Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Jojo’s got her tits out…in a workout because it’s the safe for work way to get dudes content they can jerk off to because guys are perverts and can jerk off to everything…especially when they go to GYMS or see GYM women in public in their Spandex outfits….getting their lunches, getting their yoga pants, trying to feel sexy while their rich husbands are out fucking young sluts from Sugar Baby sites…

That is not Jojo’s story, her story is teen popstar I barely remember, who was on TV and who turned busty and still as a fan base….for whatever reason….

Here she is getting rubbed down…by her trainer…pretty inappropriate if you look at it the right way….the pervert way…the only way.

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2018

20

Sep

Sarah Paulson Got Them Lesbian Titties Out of the Day

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Sarah Paulson is a lesbian, and despite my love of women and the vagina as an entity of its own, I don’t not believe in lesbianism. I think it’s a myth, where that two girls who become great friends start to masturbate together one sunday afternoon and eventually evolve to fisting each other, because they are perverts who are tired of men mistreating them, and find comfort in another woman, who is likely unstable, especially around period time, to keep her on her fucking toes…not that Sarah Paulson gets her period..she seems pretty fucking old…

I figure that the reason lebsians don’t like me is because I don’t accept them as a sub-species of human. I believe it’s a choice they made…

Now I don’t doubt that women fuck women, I am all for that, I’ve seen porn with it, some of my best masturbation memories were to threesome fantasies of fucking a girl while she eats out another girl…

I don’t deny they have rights to fuck who they want to fuck or marry who they want to fuck…of any gender…because I don’t care that much about anyone else or what they do.

I just don’t believe they don’t like dick, or want dick, because they are coded to want to breed. They are reminded they breed once a month…and they even use dick shaped objects to fuck each other….despite not wanting dick…it’s like just fuck a dude already.

I don’t feel the same way about queers, because a dude to want to cuddle a dude, and fuck a dude and play house with a dude is some higher level genetic thing that has been going on forever…..animalistic even…primal…whileLesbians…are just perverts…living out a perversion…

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