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2018

21

Sep

ALexa Chung Showing Off her Nipples of the Day

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Alexa Chung, whoever the fuck that is, is in a sheer dress with her nipple out, for Fashion at some excluive event, because that’s what these idiots live for…getting the fucking invite….so that on the red carpet they can bust out tit.

So give her what she wants and look at that tit. It doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but it’s a tit and that makes it matter enough for us…

This behavior is celebrated because it needs to be…we want everyone doing this and they are…make the nipple out a social norm…

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2018

21

Sep

Lottie Moss Fat Tits in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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Lottie Moss and her fat tits that she bought by riding her last name. The best thing, or only reason you know this low level reality star looking UK garbage is because her half sister, who she’s probably met 10 times in her life during the high Holidays when Kate Moss wasn’t too busy having unprotected sex with Heroin Addicts, Rockstars, ETC….

She’s being shot by the paparazzi, because that’s the world we live in, and this face is what I call, “the paparazzi are watching let me seem like I am dealing with drama”…because all they want is to be famous any way they can….

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2018

21

Sep

Sailor Cook Brinkley Whoring Out in Panties Selfie of the Day

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I don’t find Sailor Cook Brinkley hot, but she’s rich and her mother, in all her face injection glory, still looks the same as she did 60 years ago, when being a bikini model was an actual thing, and not something that every single girl who owns a bikini does.

It amazes me when looking at this picture – that girls are taking pics like this of themselves for social media..for the world to see.. and not limiting to trying to make guys they want to fuck cum over text message.

I come from an era of panty pics being a big deal, and now girl openly does it, cuz everyone is doing it, even though she’s rich and has other options, for her family to look at, consult and comment on…you know her mom is partially behind this coordinating it cuz she’s experienced…and that is fucking crazy to me…but not crazy to look at because I appreciate all girls, every girl, posting up panty pics like this for fun…cuz looking at it, when we really have no business looking at this….is one of the greatest things social media has contributed to our lives.

Posted in:Sailor Brinkley|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Jessica Simpson Monster Tits of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is pregnant for the third or fourth time, and you know what that means, her monster mom tits are about to get substantially bigger…because if there’s one thing we know about Jessica Simpson beyond that she has huge tits, it’s that this girl blows the fuck up and eats the fuck up when she gets pregnant…after the first pregnant she was carrying 100 pounds of fat for years…until her dad or management got her 1,000,000 dollar deal to lose it…something even the richest billionaire could use as a motivator…if they actually want to lose weight.

Maybe the government needs to pay out all money they spend due to the financial strain obesity has on society…give that money back out to the fat people in dollars not in medicine for their diseases from being fat…I am sure at least 50% of them would try to lose the weight…for a while… before realizing they are lazy fucks and that’s why they are fat in the first place and they like being fat…so they go back to fat…..like Jessica Simpson is about to do….

Just look at her showing off her baked goods she’s eating up….to help relate to her Walmart Shopping fanbase….an easy to manipulate crowd if you’re fat and white and famous….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2018

21

Sep

Madison Beer Hairy Belly Tube Top Fetish of the Day

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Madison Beer Hairy Belly Big Tits White Tube Top

Here’s Madison Beer, a Youtuber turned legit starlet thanks to the mainstream media is lazy and like spending their days on Instagram and Youtube trying to find the next popular thing, instead of actually digging through the crowds of people trying to make it out there, and going with the tried and tested and true people with a solid fan base – even if that fan base is fake followers bought – that doesn’t matter it’s all just part of the illusion….

The good thing about Madison Beer is that her mother helped put together this thing that is her career and personal brand by whoring her out and has let the world seen her big tits on a tiny frame as often as possible because big tits get hits…because they are big tits…and we like to look at them…and more importantly…we like to see them in tube tops busting out…so it’s good that it’s part of who she is as a performer…and human…makes for fun.

Here is Kate Beckinsale impersonating Madison Beer in the tube top – I guess it’s a Trend…

Kate Beckinsale Big Tits White Tubetop

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2018

21

Sep

Jojo Big Titty Fitness Erotica of the Day

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JoJo Fitness Erotica Tits Bouncing

Jojo’s got her tits out…in a workout because it’s the safe for work way to get dudes content they can jerk off to because guys are perverts and can jerk off to everything…especially when they go to GYMS or see GYM women in public in their Spandex outfits….getting their lunches, getting their yoga pants, trying to feel sexy while their rich husbands are out fucking young sluts from Sugar Baby sites…

That is not Jojo’s story, her story is teen popstar I barely remember, who was on TV and who turned busty and still as a fan base….for whatever reason….

Here she is getting rubbed down…by her trainer…pretty inappropriate if you look at it the right way….the pervert way…the only way.

JoJo Fitness Erotica Tits Bouncing

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Sarah Paulson Got Them Lesbian Titties Out of the Day

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Sarah Paulson Big Tits Low Cut Black Dress

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian, and despite my love of women and the vagina as an entity of its own, I don’t not believe in lesbianism. I think it’s a myth, where that two girls who become great friends start to masturbate together one sunday afternoon and eventually evolve to fisting each other, because they are perverts who are tired of men mistreating them, and find comfort in another woman, who is likely unstable, especially around period time, to keep her on her fucking toes…not that Sarah Paulson gets her period..she seems pretty fucking old…

I figure that the reason lebsians don’t like me is because I don’t accept them as a sub-species of human. I believe it’s a choice they made…

Now I don’t doubt that women fuck women, I am all for that, I’ve seen porn with it, some of my best masturbation memories were to threesome fantasies of fucking a girl while she eats out another girl…

I don’t deny they have rights to fuck who they want to fuck or marry who they want to fuck…of any gender…because I don’t care that much about anyone else or what they do.

I just don’t believe they don’t like dick, or want dick, because they are coded to want to breed. They are reminded they breed once a month…and they even use dick shaped objects to fuck each other….despite not wanting dick…it’s like just fuck a dude already.

I don’t feel the same way about queers, because a dude to want to cuddle a dude, and fuck a dude and play house with a dude is some higher level genetic thing that has been going on forever…..animalistic even…primal…whileLesbians…are just perverts…living out a perversion…

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Posted in:Sarah Paulson|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Staring at Natalie Portman’s Chest of the Day

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Noting says I want to fuck your tits, like a nice bony sternum….the kind you find on those Anorexic porn fetish sites I used to be addicted to back when my wife first hit 300 pounds and I needed the extreme opposite of her disgusting ass.

This Mossad agent, out there spying on the people of Canada, 10 DAYS ago at some event in Canada…reminding me that I am really up to speed on the whereabouts of Natalie Portman….you know 10 days behind her…I may catch up with her one day…but she’s just too fast and sneaky…you know spy tactics.

She is the woman from your Star Wars dreams, who I think that even when old and a mom is worth starting at her tits, because despite having a nerd fan base from being in Star Wars, something that would normally make me hate her, coupled with her being a cunty celebrity that has had at least one kid, she’s still hot. The beacon of hope to Jewish People Everywhere…that they won’t end up with a troll looking inbred bitch who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled by her rich parents, but one of the good ones.

She’s one of the good ones.

I mean unless you like that Judge Kavanaugh, in which case you may hate her:

Here are those pics…

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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Kate Beckinsale’s Titties and Creepy Dead Face at an Event of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale, rich kid with actor parents turned actor of one movie… is at some event showing off her slutty hot even though it’s old body for her fans that fucking love her because she’s been pretty fucking consistent in her look and level of hotness the last 20 years she’s been famous…

What I find interesting about these pictuers from whatever the event she’s at, is that she’s got this pose for the cameras, a little Zombie face without the rotting flesh, maybe a little BOTOX face, or so much make up she’s solidified in stone like some Petrified dog shit you find under your bed that you never cleaned up…all fucking dead looking…her pose to have no facial expression, no wrinkles, just a smooth slack jaw wide open eyes…almost terrifying….

I do think I see a grey hair, which would make sense because she’s old as fuck, but doesn’t make sense because she’s a fucking vampire, you saw her one movie …you know who she socializes with….

Here she is in Nike Supporting the Anti Fascists…

Here she is at the event – Botoxed to a Wax Figure / Real Doll…

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She also wore a Tube Top Bra Top like it was the 90s and she was going to a Spice Girls concert…the evolution of slutty outfits…on a woman who was 30 when this is what girls wore…

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2018

20

Sep

Emma Roberts Hiding her Cameltoe of the Day

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I prefer when a skinny girl, or even a fat girl, in leggings, or really any tight pants, jacks those pants up into her cunt, so that I can see both sides of her pussy lips fully exposed out in public. It is something people do, women mainly, but now I’m sure men who identify as women also do…which is a bit of a different experience, depending on how well they tuck.

That is why I am so shocked I can’t see that Emma Robert toe in her fitness gear, which in and of itself is shocking, because she looks like a woman who is only skinny through starvation, a liquid diet, cocaine and cigarettes, not from fitness….yet in fitness gear…what a poser….

Point being, we typically live in a world where these women show off their cunts when in these kids of pants…yet miraculously I see no pussy in this…does that mean she doesn’t have a pussy or if she does is it a small one…or does it mean her pussy is so big that it hangs on either side of her pants being smushed into her upper thigh no toe….or maybe the crotch is just saggy on her because she’s built too small for an EXTRA SMALL..

So many questions….but no one to answer them

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