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2018

26

Sep

Josephine Skriver Ass Shot of the Day

The most disappointing thing about these Josephine Skriver or THIS Josephine Skriver picture is that she posted it to promote Football, or her favorite team, the Raiders, who I guess she’s getting paid to promote, because she’s from Europe, what the fuck business does she have being a fan of a footaball team, unless it’s just for their colors, who fucking knows, but it’s been something I’ve seen on her feed for over a year, and something that I saw this weekend when she posted it, that I even screenshotted because I was like “I’ll post that on Monday”….to which I forgot to post on Monday, because ultimately there are too many sluts getting naked for likes that I can’t keep track of them all, and really I find the whole thing irritating, like when you work in an ice cream shop and can’t eat ice cream, staring at this shit all day doesn’t negatively affect me or turn me gay, but it irritates me how boring it may be…

What isn’t boring is the storyline I’ve written from this one who was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this…

Naughty, slutty, but she’s doing it for her team bro…

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2018

26

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Legs of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is an angel sent from heaven and even when she looks like pure shit – she’s still magical and will always be…maybe it’s because she represents an era we all love and hated when it was happening, destroyed by the paparazzi before you were able to produce you own content that would have destroyed you back then, but now gets you celebrated…

She’s a what the fuck happened, what could have been so amazing, self destructed….

She was the BIGGESt fucking deal in Hollywood, with her 8 or 9 Academy award nominations and 6 wins….for life changing movies like Freaky Friday….to someone always in the paparazzi, destroyed by the paparazzi, turned to drugs thanks to the hard life she lived, despite it being a cushy fucking life compared to people with real problems, but entitled brats don’t grasp that..

Now she’s a fucking novelty act in Arab countries who love American things like Mercedes and designer clothing…

If you know what I mean…and what I mean is that Lohan, despite looking terrible, is still a goddess to me….

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Here she is acting in her latest movie, glad to see she’s back….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2018

26

Sep

Bella Hadid is Terrifying in a Lingerie Dress of the Day

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Bella Hadid is skinny. She has big tits. She is a rich kid who’s father purchased a career for her, and who has shown the world the power of putting some budget into instagram early on, because it allows you to get a captivated audience which will be desirable to marketing people who are too lazy to find ways to make themselves captivating by selling captivating product, but who are instead rich enough to throw a million dollars at idiots like this…

Bella Hadid also has a pointy fucking face, with hard edges, and looks like a man, or a witch, or something in Movie make-up for a horror movie, which may be her next place, and that is weird considering all the face injections she’s had to look like a Mysterious Elvira type character….

I just find her too much hype and a whole lot of dog shit.

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2018

26

Sep

Fat Kylie Jenner and her Super Car of the Day

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Fat Kylie Jenner squeezed into some spandex to look like she’s got a hot body for the hip hop community that is into this kind of body, now that her pussy’s been officially banged out hard enough to welcome all the black cock that can be thrown at her, to fill the void that was left in her soul when her mother monetized her at the age of 3, and continued to monetize her through her adult years, while her dad was out cutting his dick off, and her sisters were forcing her to look the part of the instagram whore the hip hop community would appreciate, with fat injected into her ass from her gut, her face rebuilt to sell cosmetics, all while breeding because she either had too many abortions or felt it’d be a fun accessory for her life…I don’t have the answers, but I blame OJ.

Girls don’t naturally carry their weight like this, they don’t ave flat stomachs and hip to waist ratio when they are this size, it’s all created in a lab, or the family’s plastic surgery ward of their house, and it’s been really fucking terrible for impressionable young girls, who look up to these people and by what they are influenced to buy, and do what they do, because everything about them, besides the ability to sell merchandise, is fucking awful.

The fact they still exist and are a thing is insane, but when you’re billionaires, I guess it’s easy to be trashy and visible to the world who should stone you to death, but instead pay attention to you and your fat asses…

The whole thing, disturbing. I mean the fact the ugly girls can make it as hot girls…crazy….but then again her dad is making it as a woman…so I guess the world is your oyster when you’re rich and disgusting and shameless.

So fucking gross.

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2018

26

Sep

Rat Cow in Vouge Spain of the Day

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Everyone’s favorite tits that don’t matter but that have a lot of followers and that think they matter….are in VOGUE SPAIN.

This is all thanks to these tits thinking they are important, and spending years being brought to all kinds of relevant events, with relevant people, getting jobs with relevant companies, making relevant money…. all thanks to being in a music video topless, when they were younger…and tits were more exciting to people….

These tits, and their host body have put a lot of effort into making people believe they matter, they have tried so fucking hard, and I guess it’s paying off for her…and I guess there’s something we can all learn from this and that is that if you have a set of big tits….ANYTHING is possible…dreams can come true…perverts will always be down to look at them in various states of undress, even if it’s just for a few seconds….

Vogue Spain…it’s happening…It’s boring…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowksi|SFW

2018

26

Sep

Olivia Culpo Pussy Print of the Day

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Oh shit, sports Drama in Olivia Culpo’s pussy. She’s now fucking a Miami Dolphin, becasue she’s living the American dream and worshipping the American gods, who play and get paid alot to play the American Sport….

But last year’s Super Bowl…she was fucking a Patriot…and the Patriots and the Dolphins played a match against each other – I don’t watch football or know the terminology – I just know a slut when I see one..and Culpo the instagram whore is a slut…I mean that is the whole foundation of being famous from Isntagram…

I can’t help but wonder why Black Lives Matter aren’t taking a Knee on this one, since she only seems to fucking White Dudes, which last time I checked is fucking racist.

No one gets mad at the white chicks who don’t fuck black dudes…for being fucking racists..maybe they assume their pussy can’t handle the size of black cock, but I’ve seen pussy do all kinds of party tricks, inserting all kinds of things, and that’s just a lie to seem not racist even though mass generalization about anything to do with a race is racist..even when it comes to dick size.

Point of the story, she’ll be wintering in Miami and here she is in a bikini.

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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

26

Sep

Emma Watson Tits in a Tee Shirt of the Day

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I wonder how many of you weird Harry Potter freaks out there are able to jerk off to Emma Watson’s tits in a T-Shirt…something that you’d normally find challenging to jerk off to because you have been watching porn for so fucking long now that it’s free…that you just dive deeper into fantasies you didn’t even know you were capable of having…or maybe that porno addiction is allowing you to find the simple beauty of a nice set of tits in a T-Shirt like you did back in high school on a cold fall day when said teen tits were hard nippled..

But then I remember that if you’re into Emma Watson, you’re into Harry Potter, you watched her grow up, and you’re a whole other category of pervert….making jerking off to her in a T-shirt on some deeper rooted weirdness I’m sure you’ve had enough inner torment and shame within yourself that I don’t need to talk about it.

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2018

26

Sep

Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples of the Day

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Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…

She never landed a respectable fucking job…but probably fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…like Alexis Ren, even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch that ABC produced Housewife SMUT….

She turned that to Real Housewives….to nothing but a hard nipple bitch in a tight shirt for the paparazzi…

Doing it for POLSKA…even though she’s been in America since she was two years old, it just makes her seem more international…

None of this matters…but it’s nipples trying to matter…and we like that.

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2018

25

Sep

Julianne Hough Mormon Bikini Pics of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a stripper who never was…

I always look onto professional dancers who have made it in the world as professional dancers….and think of what would have been had they been from a different ethnicity or socio-economic background….

I always think of the dance moves, the artistry that could be added to what would be their strip shows if they did what professionally trained dancers were supposed to do…and work as a stripper…before losing all hope and either killing themselves off….not able to accept that not everyone can be Janet Jackson’s back-up dancer and there is only so much room for Dancing TV Hosts…..and too many people can dance…

But that doesn’t mean Julianne Hough isn’t a slut, she fucks her brother, something incest porn lovers can appreciate, and I know you’re out there cuz it’s always trending on porn sites….she also fucked Seacrest, a power tripping Napolean complex with a trashy girl fetish, despite everyone thinking he’s gay…it’s an angle to get away with MeToo movement behavior….plus she’s a Mormon…and when Mormon’s leave the church, they all end up fucking nuts….ass out on the beach nuts….

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2018

25

Sep

Kelly Brook Recycles for her New 2019 Big Tit Calendar of the Day

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Kelly Brook makes money by releasing calendars…the old time big titty Glamour models all do…thanks to building a fan base by doing the whole magazine thing….back when people bough magazines and cut out tits from magazines to graze their garage, workshop, blue collar job that doesn’t give out smart phone lockers….

So people still throw money at the 40 year old’s charity…so she puts out this nonsense for those people, the real big titty loving fans…

It’s nice to see she’s an environmentalist, you know by recycling old photos of herself, why shoot new stuff when your fans don’t care….I mean an environmentalist except when it comes to the two or three trees she’s gonna kill to make the 100 calendars she sells.

I can’t imagine anyone caring about this fatty, but fat tits have a way of lasting…

I don’t know if she realizes it, but she forgot to show us nipples….it’s not the 90s Kelly Brook…even if nothing’s changed for you since the 90s you old beat slag.

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