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2018

26

Sep

Olivia Culpo Pussy Print of the Day

Oh shit, sports Drama in Olivia Culpo’s pussy. She’s now fucking a Miami Dolphin, becasue she’s living the American dream and worshipping the American gods, who play and get paid alot to play the American Sport….

But last year’s Super Bowl…she was fucking a Patriot…and the Patriots and the Dolphins played a match against each other – I don’t watch football or know the terminology – I just know a slut when I see one..and Culpo the instagram whore is a slut…I mean that is the whole foundation of being famous from Isntagram…

I can’t help but wonder why Black Lives Matter aren’t taking a Knee on this one, since she only seems to fucking White Dudes, which last time I checked is fucking racist.

No one gets mad at the white chicks who don’t fuck black dudes…for being fucking racists..maybe they assume their pussy can’t handle the size of black cock, but I’ve seen pussy do all kinds of party tricks, inserting all kinds of things, and that’s just a lie to seem not racist even though mass generalization about anything to do with a race is racist..even when it comes to dick size.

Point of the story, she’ll be wintering in Miami and here she is in a bikini.

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2018

26

Sep

Emma Watson Tits in a Tee Shirt of the Day

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I wonder how many of you weird Harry Potter freaks out there are able to jerk off to Emma Watson’s tits in a T-Shirt…something that you’d normally find challenging to jerk off to because you have been watching porn for so fucking long now that it’s free…that you just dive deeper into fantasies you didn’t even know you were capable of having…or maybe that porno addiction is allowing you to find the simple beauty of a nice set of tits in a T-Shirt like you did back in high school on a cold fall day when said teen tits were hard nippled..

But then I remember that if you’re into Emma Watson, you’re into Harry Potter, you watched her grow up, and you’re a whole other category of pervert….making jerking off to her in a T-shirt on some deeper rooted weirdness I’m sure you’ve had enough inner torment and shame within yourself that I don’t need to talk about it.

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2018

26

Sep

Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples of the Day

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Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…

She never landed a respectable fucking job…but probably fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…like Alexis Ren, even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch that ABC produced Housewife SMUT….

She turned that to Real Housewives….to nothing but a hard nipple bitch in a tight shirt for the paparazzi…

Doing it for POLSKA…even though she’s been in America since she was two years old, it just makes her seem more international…

None of this matters…but it’s nipples trying to matter…and we like that.

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2018

25

Sep

Julianne Hough Mormon Bikini Pics of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a stripper who never was…

I always look onto professional dancers who have made it in the world as professional dancers….and think of what would have been had they been from a different ethnicity or socio-economic background….

I always think of the dance moves, the artistry that could be added to what would be their strip shows if they did what professionally trained dancers were supposed to do…and work as a stripper…before losing all hope and either killing themselves off….not able to accept that not everyone can be Janet Jackson’s back-up dancer and there is only so much room for Dancing TV Hosts…..and too many people can dance…

But that doesn’t mean Julianne Hough isn’t a slut, she fucks her brother, something incest porn lovers can appreciate, and I know you’re out there cuz it’s always trending on porn sites….she also fucked Seacrest, a power tripping Napolean complex with a trashy girl fetish, despite everyone thinking he’s gay…it’s an angle to get away with MeToo movement behavior….plus she’s a Mormon…and when Mormon’s leave the church, they all end up fucking nuts….ass out on the beach nuts….

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2018

25

Sep

Kelly Brook Recycles for her New 2019 Big Tit Calendar of the Day

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Kelly Brook makes money by releasing calendars…the old time big titty Glamour models all do…thanks to building a fan base by doing the whole magazine thing….back when people bough magazines and cut out tits from magazines to graze their garage, workshop, blue collar job that doesn’t give out smart phone lockers….

So people still throw money at the 40 year old’s charity…so she puts out this nonsense for those people, the real big titty loving fans…

It’s nice to see she’s an environmentalist, you know by recycling old photos of herself, why shoot new stuff when your fans don’t care….I mean an environmentalist except when it comes to the two or three trees she’s gonna kill to make the 100 calendars she sells.

I can’t imagine anyone caring about this fatty, but fat tits have a way of lasting…

I don’t know if she realizes it, but she forgot to show us nipples….it’s not the 90s Kelly Brook…even if nothing’s changed for you since the 90s you old beat slag.

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2018

25

Sep

Emma Roberts Lingerie of the Day

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I think Emma Roberts is one of the greatest things to happen with Daddy Issues in Hollywood….

I don’t know what it is about her (probably that she’s skinny) that I am into or that I like, but whenever I see a pic of her, I feel like she’s the single most important thing in entertainment…

Am I drawn to the girl who’s dad was an Oscar winner but too self involved and self destructive to maintain his career, because I assume when in his pile of cocaine self destructing, he wasn’t going to her ballet recitals…..

Or am I drawn too the fact that her Aunt was the biggest star for the longest time, and her barrier of entry to acting wasn’t too difficult, she sort of just fell into it, and I like girls who don’t need to try, or put effort in, because all that ages them and takes away from them being hot…

Or maybe it’s just that she’s skinny.

I am glad we went on this journey of discovery together….figuring out what it is about Emma Roberts that my pervert ass likes while looking at her half naked….

Here she is in a short dress

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2018

25

Sep

Elle Fanning Panty Flashing for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Elle Fanning creeps me out, some child star, or sister of a child star, a really fucking creepy child star, thanks to parents who cultivate weird children and make the world think they are more talented than they are, because that’s how sales works…whether you’re selling your children like a stage parent, or fucking insurance door to door, it’s all about the manipulation of stupid people to benefit yourself…right…

That said, she’s flashing her panties, that look like boy panties, in a genderless world that makes sense, but back in the 90s when my friend used to make girls he fucked wear tighty whities or worse, the superman little boy briefs before fucking them, it was weird.

This is not quite as weird, we’ve evolved as a people, our fetishes far more disturbing than that….or this….or whatever….thanks internet porn.

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2018

25

Sep

Demi Rose Mawby Massive Ass Photoshoot of the Day

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Demi Rose Mawby, better knowns by her stripper name Demi Rose, is a rumored sex worker from the UK, who made herself look like a Kardashian, which isn’t that hard to do, they have fillers and lipo and brazilian butt lifts at every medi-spa around the world. I am sure in my city alone, which isn’t even a big city, I could make myself look like Kim Kardashian for about 15k and no invasive surgery at one of the 75 different medical spa locations…and girls are doing it….it’s as common as getting a bikini wax, or their nails done, faces jacked the fuck up…all thanks to Instagram turning everyone into a muppet…because people, not just the Kardashians, but people like Demi Rose Mawby….are getting paid to look like this, getting followers, getting attention, existing…it’s fucking weird times…but not as weird as her weird ass.

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2018

25

Sep

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Mariah Carey Got Them Titties…because that’s what Mariah Carey’s got going for her…Titties. I mean that and the voice of an angel, celebrated by the masses as the Diva she is, who loves glitter and shiny things, and who has mental illness and is fucking crazy, but most importantly, who got her career by fucking a much older, rich, record exec so hard he married her…creating this…

Because maybe the #MeToo movement is responsible for so many things you love in the world. So many performances, so many advances in history whether it’s science, technology or whatever the girl who fucked her boss and controlled him enough to get to a position where she could make a power move was….

Maybe it’s just the way it’s supposed to be. You know women have been using their tits to get ahead for centuries…just like Mariah Carey right here – right now – she’s not the only one at this rodeo….You all do it.

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2018

25

Sep

Bella Hadid is Braless Again of the Day

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The Bella Hadid monster and her fake tits are out there playing make-belief, that is now reality, because things workout for rich people, and anything can happen for rich people, and here she is being a rich person…living that life of Luxury, contributing nothing to society but getting paid like she matters, because apparently the people like her and she matters…

In other Hadid family news, they were cast for a very offensive video in VOGUE magazine, because VOGUE understands clickbait…where the Hadid family…re-did the Beetlejuice Scene….which offends me cuz I love that movie…

The real question is where the fuck is Mohammed – is he out fucking hooker models who need their rent paid? Seeing as he’s the one who paid to get these people here. He should have some love…

The other question, America…is why are you are the people who made this family exist. You are the reason these half terrorists are embarrassing themselves reliving the Beetlejuice dinner party scene because there is nothing original in this world…

They are doing that fucking dance….the gay brother, the tranny Bella, and Gigi with her nipples out for the family to see….not that they care…they are all too into themselves to notice…

The worst thing in this is that Vogue is putting it out. The second worst thing about it is that people are going to say they love it and think it’s amazing…revolutionary…and a hit…

All because people are fucking useless and must be shot…with no real opinion of their own….

They just buy into what they are sold…so the positive feedback this family of ugly cunts is going to get for tis…is enough to make you realize life is worth escaping…through drink…

Or you can just watch it and look at Gigi’s sloppy tit.

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