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2018

01

Oct

Cami Mendes Pee Porno of the Day

Cami Mendes is the bulldog looking Veronica on the overly popular show Riverdale, that shouldn’t be popular, because the girls who play the key players in the show aren’t that hot, and because it’s badly written, super fucking cheesy and lame and the fucking worst pile of shit, but it manages to get watched by the people, in an era where TV networks struggle to get viewers, so they’ll fucking do all they can to promote it and keep it alive…they’ll get the cast working hard as fuck on it…since they own them…and that will include Pee fetish content on social media..

Sure Cami Mendes, the disgusting one hired because she’s got no neck and is Hispanic or Mexican, maybe Mayan, they don’t have necks….is out there with panties on – post pee porn…and not actually peeing on her cast members faces while rubbing her clit and pretending to squirt….but peeing happened and in a world where people love to pee on each other sexually..all the young college kids are peeing on each other during sex…it’s a thing….this Cami Mendes Pee erotica..is on brand….on trend…and it works for both her young peeing on each other fanbase and the old perverts like you and me who just pee in toilets but like the idea of watching girls pee in the woods or anywhere…because peeing happens multiple times a day involves just a girl and her genitals exploding fluid…erotic cuz it comes from the pussy….and we like pussy…simple minded…and Cami Mendes knows it.

Pee or not, there are panties…and panties both peed in and not peed in are panties.

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2018

01

Oct

Kate Upton See Through Big Tits and Big Gut of the Day

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Fat Kate Upton brought her fat belly out for the people in what could be a see through dress, but we’ll never know because when tits get stretched out so hard, from sheer size and volume, the nipple do too…and often times that means there is no differentiation between nipple and tit itself…

Not that that matters, what matters is how much America loves fat Kate Upton, now at her fattest. They love her big sloppy tits, her broad back, her gunt…that is now infested with a fetus eating off her, so that she can bring it to the world, and live that normal white life, with the help of all their nannies because they are rich…her husband a star athlete, her grandfather the inventor of Whirlpool, something she’ll like need to bathe in, if she gets more pregnant, because she’s a fucking elephant…

Pregnancy scares me on many levels, why would you want kids, why would you have kids in this world, and why is there a dick growing inside you, leaching off you, it’s parasitic and sci/fi and I don’t like it….and I don’t like what it does to a pussy after it rips it open….

Kate Upton, never interested me, she was always too plus sized for me, but monster tits are monster tits, and you should look at the monster tits, all pregnant and shit..because you are into that kind of thing.

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2018

01

Oct

Halsey Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I don’t care enough about Halsey to really look into her career too deep, and by career I mean her slutty pics, because I don’t know when she officially decided to be an exhibitionist on social media, bikini pics, titties out, and doing all that women do to get noticed and to be relevant, I just care enough to post the bikini pics, and smut she’s been producing because it makes her more interesting to me….

Her music sucks, she sucks, her being political or controversial exploiting her black father sucks, but shameless selfies, they don’t suck, we get what they are about and we encourage them to continue because if you’re going to be famous at least give people a reason to know why you’re famous…with slutty content…rather than shitty fucking music.

Right…

Here’s a new one…

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2018

01

Oct

Julianne Hough Hard Nipple Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Julianne Hough is dressed like an instagram influencer according to that instagram influencer costume they were selling at the ever cool, ever important, ever culturally relevant, finger on the pulse, massive exploitative Urban Outfitters, reminding us that nothing is sacred, nothing is exclusive or elite, it’s all one pile of sell out, mainstream nonsense..

Julianne Hough also reminds me that Mormons can be bad….they can pull off their Mormon underwear, and if you’ve seen Mormon underwear, you’ll laugh to the visual of Mormon Underwear, and move to LA where they become dance whores, but not the kind of dance whores who dance for money in their bra at the stripclub, dance whores on TV so it’s more acceptable…dance whores who dated Seacrest….and possibly her brother..before being married to whoever she is married to…and more importantly…NIPPLES OUT….

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2018

01

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is very big, not in the way she wants to be big, you know famous for being an individual…for being a model or actor or thinking of the generation…instead of being her dad’s daughter he called a pig when divorcing her mom – Kim Bassinger – before getting with the hot naked Yoga girl he started a new family with – because this one, in and out of rehab, tattooed, lesbian, dark, damaged, victim….mentally fucked as rich kids are…backburnered to her cousin who went the Kardashian / Jesus / Bieber route to steal what Ireland had started…another fail, to torment her life..

She is just big in Size….real big…

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2018

01

Oct

Demi Rose Mawby Big Fake Tits and Ass get Covered in Mud of the Day

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I assume Demi Rose Mawby is a fetish to someone looking for a Kardashian who isn’t too famous to fuck…because apparently Demi Rose Mawby…the fake ass, fake face, fake tit, Kardashian looking clown on some bootleg or impersonator shit…is a legit sex worker and will fuck you for money…

The only issue is that with her large social media following…you probably can’t afford to fuck her. She’s more the kind of escort going on fancy trips with really rich guys getting paid a lot of money to live out whatever weird fetish they may have on their yacht, or in Dubai….because it takes a weirdo to be attracted to this kind of thing…

I am sure there was a time before she got big on instgram, when you could have fucked her for a reasonable rate…I mean unless instagram made the sex worker, and prior to instagram she was just a wholesome girl with a dream….

Which is a reminder, yet again, of how instagram ruins lives for dudes, not only can women congregate and turn on men who comment on their slutty content, it also increases their demand and value as whores, making it unaffordable for us broke people….

So you gotta be rich to compete and that is too much effort…

Not that I’d ever pay Demi Rose Mawby for sex…or anyone really….I’m not into this plastic curvy midget look that is clearly marketable…but it’s nice to know you have options when staring at their half naked bodies wondering what the fuck they are.

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2018

01

Oct

Nina Agdal Topless Selfie of the Day

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Nina Agdal brought her retard forehead in full DOWNS SYNDROME glory to everyone’s attention in what could be a hotel room instillation of lameness – with some bullshit fashion quote that idiots find inspiring or interesting – because people are fucking retards and have no taste…and they fucking love quotes as they speak to their narcissism…

She also brought her tits, old tits, but tits that have been used to create Nina Agdal as both a Swimsuit model, because you don’t need to be non-retarded to be a swim model, you just need to be in a bikini…..and Leo’s sloppy seconds cuz he never knocked this bitch up..he probably doesn’t want no retard bastard babies running around…

Here they are being squeezed up with her hands….as you’d do…if you want the world to see you feel yourself up and by world I mean her lame fan base of perverts like you.

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2018

01

Oct

Sarah Hyland Braless Weird Titty Erotica of the Day

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Our girl Sarah Hyland, who has some freakish genetic disorder that made her look 12 until she was 30, and you all liked that about her, because you’re fucking perverts….posted up her #BelieveAllWomen (a terrifying concept since some women are vindictive and evil) story the other day that went a little something like …all dudes are perverts trying to get in.

The 27-year-old actor shared her horrifying ordeal in a Twitter post, using the hashtag #whyididntreport #metoo #believeallwomen

“He was a friend. It was New Year’s Eve my senior year of high school. Everyone was drunk. He broke into the bathroom I was in, I hoped it was a dream but my ripped tights in the morning proved otherwise. I thought no one would believe me. I didn’t want to be called dramatic. After all, I didn’t say no. Shock can do that to a person,”

I mean…I am sure every single woman in the world has a story like this, and I am sure every single woman in the world is sharing their stories like this, I’ve been out in public, I’ve see how drunk people act, people get aggressive, people are predators, men are perverts…..which is why she should carry a weapon, to shoot fuckers in the face when they get too close, even though that would go against their anti-gun-law politics, even if it would solve their anti-rape politics…

I guess her sexual assault, and sexualization at a young age on TV, because men are perverts, is why she’s dating a homosexual dude who is clearly the sensitive type who looks like he was in a boyband or listened to boy bands and had frosted tipped hair at least once in his life. A dude who has the vibe of all the Disney Kids in LA trying to make it…who saw an opportunity to be straight for pay…as dating Sarah Hyland is great marketing, plus they don’t even have to fuck..cuz she’s all broken from her disease…

It’s a gay best friend situation, he’s supporting and loving, and helps the sad victim of abuse get through the whole being a broken child star thing…

All while the lack of sex is making her far weirder, and more of an exhibitionist, tits out, reclaiming her sexuality, that was taken from her in high school, and that she never had, except maybe to a bunch of you pervert weridos….

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2018

01

Oct

Sofia Richie Big New Titties of the Day

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Sofia Richie is an inspiring creature to all of you people out there, but really only because she’s in a bathing suit showing off her Lionel Richie – Hello is it me you’re looking for – tits….

Ultimately, she represents all that is wrong with the world, thanks to social media, everyone gets obsessed with people richer than they are, living better lives than they are, and for some reason think that people like Sofia Richie are more fulfilled or meaningful than they are.

The fact is she’s a rich kid, with a trust fund, capable of doing anything, but instead decides to be cast in the Kardashian show as 50 year old Scott Disick’s pussy….so that she can grow her audience.

This is a person who can do anything in life, ANYTHING at all, but she chooses that…

I mean…if that doesn’t clearly state that all she’s good for is looking at her tits, I don’t know what does….because she’s garbage…

That’s not to say this is all she’ll ever be, or that she can’t amount to something, she is young and rich, maybe this is just fun for now, but anyone who finds being affiliated with the Kardashians fun….is Garbage.

But their tits in a bathing suit are alright.
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Here she is in a see through dress

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2018

01

Oct

Lohan Abducting Human Trafficked Children of the Day

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I think some of the greatest news – is that Lindsay Lohan has been using her celebrity to go viral lately….she’s just trolling all you fuckers..

The first time was with her stupid dance that people are doing in clubs everywhere, not that I go to clubs but i assume that people in clubs trying to get pussy are like, watch me “do the lohan”…

Now she’s gone viral of IG live abducting a kid or kids from their homeless mother, because she assumed they were being human trafficked, and she is a fucking hero, a vigilante, using her fame for good….and tried to stop it….only to get hit….in what I assume was all staged because nothing is real…and everyone is buying into it…without remembering that Lohan is a star, knows everyone, she’s just been vacationing the last few years, and can easily mastermind hilarious content…and have the best writers help her do it.

This is a great event, the first of many I am sure, I like that Lohan has made a comeback with her Arab Accent…because I’ve always been a fan, she is my spirit animal…and for that reason alone let’s look at her tits…..for old times…great tits.

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