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2018

02

Oct

Heidi Klum Eugenics Lingerie Model of the Day

Try to explain Heidi Klum to me in a way that doesn’t go back to Nazi Germany doing research using humans experimentation with various medications….and systems…from the creation of Asprin…to studies in sterilization and Eugenics…

Because other than fitness, diet and botox, Heidi Klum looking this good has got to be on a genetics level…

One that was crafted back in 1940, using her grandparents as the breeders….

Hitler called it Racial Hygiene, because unlike me, he didn’t believe that there is no color, gender, race, or differences amongst us, as we are all one race..the human race…

He believed in getting rid of what he considered disgusting shit, and focusing on breeding the good…

It’s something horse and dog breeders have been doing forever, which is why you have all those cute dogs running around….why not apply it to humans…

Based on my experience, some of the hottest girls have troll looking parents, so maybe it’s not scientifically accurate…but if you look at slavery trade of AMERICA…where that logically only the strong slaves would survive the abuse they endured…their children would be stronger then them, and eventually capable of overthrowing slavery….

I guess Heidi Klum is the human version of that, but then again she’s rich, botox exists, it could be anything….

It is amazing that at such an old age, we all still want to fuck her. That defies everything I’ve ever known about female sex appeal dying off on their 30th birthday…

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2018

02

Oct

Olivia Wilde / Cockburn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Wilde ….naming herself WILDE after Oscar Wilde, because she’s pretentious like that…get a fucking grip….that’s ridiculous.

She said it was a tribute to writers in her family, which is a load of shit, it’s because her name is COCKBURN…

I can’t help but call her Olivia Cockburn, her actual birth name, which is probably the worst last name anyone can have, especially a hot chick with a dream of being famous…because it makes me laugh every time….

I definitely understand why she gave herself a stripper name, or what she calls a Nom de Plume, because anyone who’s stripper name is inspired by Oscar Wilde is obnoxious like that….

When named Cockburn, you are given no choice but to venture out there and name your damn self…plus growing up a COCKBURN must have been a traumatic experience…some Dr Ford level sexual assault every time she got introduced, or during roll call or wahtever…humilating…

But then she realized she was rich, connected, her family socialites in Washington DC, and hot enough to make it as an actor…which I guess is what she did…

So now all these years later, she can walk around, with her hard nipples for the paparazzi…with confidence that she’s managed to rebrand herself…and no one even bothers remember her as the COCK BURN she once was….

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2018

02

Oct

Courtney Stodden Big Wet Tits of the Day

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If you read this site, you will know that my biggest regret in my life as a blogger was when I got invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party by her PR person….

It was back when she was the child bride to some actor no one ever heard of. Before she was in every single tabloid for being the child bride. Before they gave her a reality show because they were starved of ideas and thought she mattered. Before she got the silly fake tits to live out her sex worker dreams. Before she released a sex tape…

It was a perfect time for me to swoop in and declare my love for her, only to be laughed out of the room, maybe asked to leave in my Three Musketeer costume, because i was making her uncomfortable after catching me licking her bedroom toilet seat or stealing her panties…

Where as now, she gives off the vibe that I could pay her a few hundred dollars to play with her tits for an hour…kind of the place you want people who think they mattered to be…you know it is alway more fun / depressing to play with tits for money on a girl on her way down from the top, than on her way up to the top…because you have a better reference point…and story.

I’d want to be the “I paid Courtney Stodden from the internet 500 dollars to play with her tits”…you know after the glory….it is a great story with so much sadness….

Rather than the “I paid some whore 100 dollars to grab her tits before she turned out to become Anna Kendrick”….because no one will believe you…even though you all know there’s a group of dudes out there who fucked Anna Kendrick before she was famous…telling everyone how they fucked Anna Kendrick, only for no one to care or believe them….making for a waste of everyone’s time…MUCH LIKE THIS POST…

Yay. It’s over.

Courtney Stodden Wet Big Tits Ass Underboob

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2018

01

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Being Sexy of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp can’t stop the hotness and it’s like she’s not even trying, I mean besides the fact that her tits are out of her dress and she’s totally posing, in what was probably 20-50 pictures before deciding that this one was the best one, she’s a young girl, and despite young girls growing up to be women, with hate from all the abuse they’ve endured being girls, she’s still a girl and girls like to look good enough to be jerked off to…whether they admit that or not!

I am sure being raised by Johnny Depp, in his bubble of rich, luxury, and fame does some interesting things to a person’s development…and as I examine her tits in photos…she seems alright to me…I’m no expert, not certified in anything, I once got a certificate for race car driving class I won, but that doesn’t really count….but as far as my amateur eye can tell…she’s totally fine….

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2018

01

Oct

Cami Mendes Pee Porno of the Day

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Cami Mendes is the bulldog looking Veronica on the overly popular show Riverdale, that shouldn’t be popular, because the girls who play the key players in the show aren’t that hot, and because it’s badly written, super fucking cheesy and lame and the fucking worst pile of shit, but it manages to get watched by the people, in an era where TV networks struggle to get viewers, so they’ll fucking do all they can to promote it and keep it alive…they’ll get the cast working hard as fuck on it…since they own them…and that will include Pee fetish content on social media..

Sure Cami Mendes, the disgusting one hired because she’s got no neck and is Hispanic or Mexican, maybe Mayan, they don’t have necks….is out there with panties on – post pee porn…and not actually peeing on her cast members faces while rubbing her clit and pretending to squirt….but peeing happened and in a world where people love to pee on each other sexually..all the young college kids are peeing on each other during sex…it’s a thing….this Cami Mendes Pee erotica..is on brand….on trend…and it works for both her young peeing on each other fanbase and the old perverts like you and me who just pee in toilets but like the idea of watching girls pee in the woods or anywhere…because peeing happens multiple times a day involves just a girl and her genitals exploding fluid…erotic cuz it comes from the pussy….and we like pussy…simple minded…and Cami Mendes knows it.

Pee or not, there are panties…and panties both peed in and not peed in are panties.

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Posted in:Camila Mendes|SFW

2018

01

Oct

Kate Upton See Through Big Tits and Big Gut of the Day

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Fat Kate Upton brought her fat belly out for the people in what could be a see through dress, but we’ll never know because when tits get stretched out so hard, from sheer size and volume, the nipple do too…and often times that means there is no differentiation between nipple and tit itself…

Not that that matters, what matters is how much America loves fat Kate Upton, now at her fattest. They love her big sloppy tits, her broad back, her gunt…that is now infested with a fetus eating off her, so that she can bring it to the world, and live that normal white life, with the help of all their nannies because they are rich…her husband a star athlete, her grandfather the inventor of Whirlpool, something she’ll like need to bathe in, if she gets more pregnant, because she’s a fucking elephant…

Pregnancy scares me on many levels, why would you want kids, why would you have kids in this world, and why is there a dick growing inside you, leaching off you, it’s parasitic and sci/fi and I don’t like it….and I don’t like what it does to a pussy after it rips it open….

Kate Upton, never interested me, she was always too plus sized for me, but monster tits are monster tits, and you should look at the monster tits, all pregnant and shit..because you are into that kind of thing.

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2018

01

Oct

Halsey Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I don’t care enough about Halsey to really look into her career too deep, and by career I mean her slutty pics, because I don’t know when she officially decided to be an exhibitionist on social media, bikini pics, titties out, and doing all that women do to get noticed and to be relevant, I just care enough to post the bikini pics, and smut she’s been producing because it makes her more interesting to me….

Her music sucks, she sucks, her being political or controversial exploiting her black father sucks, but shameless selfies, they don’t suck, we get what they are about and we encourage them to continue because if you’re going to be famous at least give people a reason to know why you’re famous…with slutty content…rather than shitty fucking music.

Right…

Here’s a new one…

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2018

01

Oct

Julianne Hough Hard Nipple Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Julianne Hough is dressed like an instagram influencer according to that instagram influencer costume they were selling at the ever cool, ever important, ever culturally relevant, finger on the pulse, massive exploitative Urban Outfitters, reminding us that nothing is sacred, nothing is exclusive or elite, it’s all one pile of sell out, mainstream nonsense..

Julianne Hough also reminds me that Mormons can be bad….they can pull off their Mormon underwear, and if you’ve seen Mormon underwear, you’ll laugh to the visual of Mormon Underwear, and move to LA where they become dance whores, but not the kind of dance whores who dance for money in their bra at the stripclub, dance whores on TV so it’s more acceptable…dance whores who dated Seacrest….and possibly her brother..before being married to whoever she is married to…and more importantly…NIPPLES OUT….

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2018

01

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is very big, not in the way she wants to be big, you know famous for being an individual…for being a model or actor or thinking of the generation…instead of being her dad’s daughter he called a pig when divorcing her mom – Kim Bassinger – before getting with the hot naked Yoga girl he started a new family with – because this one, in and out of rehab, tattooed, lesbian, dark, damaged, victim….mentally fucked as rich kids are…backburnered to her cousin who went the Kardashian / Jesus / Bieber route to steal what Ireland had started…another fail, to torment her life..

She is just big in Size….real big…

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2018

01

Oct

Demi Rose Mawby Big Fake Tits and Ass get Covered in Mud of the Day

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I assume Demi Rose Mawby is a fetish to someone looking for a Kardashian who isn’t too famous to fuck…because apparently Demi Rose Mawby…the fake ass, fake face, fake tit, Kardashian looking clown on some bootleg or impersonator shit…is a legit sex worker and will fuck you for money…

The only issue is that with her large social media following…you probably can’t afford to fuck her. She’s more the kind of escort going on fancy trips with really rich guys getting paid a lot of money to live out whatever weird fetish they may have on their yacht, or in Dubai….because it takes a weirdo to be attracted to this kind of thing…

I am sure there was a time before she got big on instgram, when you could have fucked her for a reasonable rate…I mean unless instagram made the sex worker, and prior to instagram she was just a wholesome girl with a dream….

Which is a reminder, yet again, of how instagram ruins lives for dudes, not only can women congregate and turn on men who comment on their slutty content, it also increases their demand and value as whores, making it unaffordable for us broke people….

So you gotta be rich to compete and that is too much effort…

Not that I’d ever pay Demi Rose Mawby for sex…or anyone really….I’m not into this plastic curvy midget look that is clearly marketable…but it’s nice to know you have options when staring at their half naked bodies wondering what the fuck they are.

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