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2018

23

Oct

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that Sophie Mudd is the most important person on the internet right now….

Not that anyone knows who Sophie Mudd is, or that she’s making actual movs or making actual money doing what she does….whatever it is that she does…

But she’s got MONSTER tits, and any young girl with a tiny frame, rocking Monster tits is distracting enough to forget all other women while staring at her exploiting her tits like it is her right, because it is her right, they are her tits, and she’s empowered motherfuckers…

I know she’s not nearly slutty or naked enough for a girl who is slutty enough to use her tits for attention and to amass a million followers…but those tits don’t need to be slutty for us to stare at them in a WTF is that and why the fuck did they grow like that and how the fuck does that happen…real tits aren’t supposed to be that big especially not on such a small girl…this some birth defect done right.

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2018

23

Oct

Uma Thurman Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Uma Thurman busted out her big old lady tits, being supported by her big alien man hands, despite being 300 years old, because that is the world we live in…

Never to old to pull out the tit suggestively, even when you are too old to be topless, but with the support of social media women who are super fans and encourage this kind of behavior by calling it empowering or fierce…despite being weird, awkward, and unacceptable in the grand scheme of human decency…

But Beggars can’t be choosers, my entire life has been motivated by women getting naked, or getting women naked, and sometimes that leads to gross people getting naked, for the greater cause of normalizing naked, to get hot girls naked comfortably because it is now a social norm….

You know…if you want to get all hot women naked and exposing themselves, you have to deal with everyone else getting naked…that’s how going mainstream works…

I guess when you’re an ego, who was a fetish of Quentin Tarantino’s you already think you’re hot in the first place so this is just a continuation of that, when it probably should have ended long ago…cuz she’s old..but it’s here.

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2018

23

Oct

Gigi Hadid Wet Pussy Print and Hard Nipples of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is the girl who on her 16th birthday asked her daddy for a modeling career, while most 16 year olds were asking for a Sweet 16 Birthday parties that featured personalized performances by Lil Wayne or Drake or whoever was famous back when this hag turned 16…

She’s out there modeling in a vintage style bathing suit, getting wet with it jacked up her ass, not so hot to me, but may be hot to you, because you, like the rest of the world loves what they are told to love, love what is followed, love what gets fucked by one of the One Direction boys, likely up her ass, because that’s how Simon Cowell taught them to fuck….

The most interesting Gigi Hadid story is that the Paparazzi, who I hate and have my own issues with over the years, who are snakes who mooch the pics like this of her, and who sue anyone who posts the pics even after they are leaked or all over the internet, because of copyright law….

Either way, they are suing her for posting a pic of herself that they took, which is pretty hilarious, considering they make money off these people’s backs….because it’s the law…she doesn’t have the right to post the pic and it makes me laugh…..but will likely end with changes in the paparazzi law…where they have to pay the celebs out for staring in their pics they sell for too much…

Here’s her wet ass crack…and nips…

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2018

23

Oct

Jessica Lowndes Got Them Big Titties on of the Day

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DO YOU CARE ABOUT JESSICA LOWNDES IN HER BIKINI? BECAUSE WHO IS JESSICA LOWNDES?

From my understanding, which is limited, because I am a drunken half retard, she was on 90210 with Annalynne McCord in a show that was a total fucking bust…and has used the celebrity or opportunity to be on a network TV show to get a following on social media…it was good timing you know when social media was starting up and people still watched Network Television.

She hasn’t been able to get work since 90210 the new years, but she does get her horse face in a bikini, like she did on Sunday…with her big old tits..cuz she’s old now…and I’ve already spent too much time on someone or something so irrelevant…I mean two day old bikini pics of a virtual nobody…what’s wrong with me.

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2018

23

Oct

Kaili Thorne is Naked of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is more excited about her stepsister or half sister Bella Thorne’s fame because she’s got the same last name….THEY SHARE THE SAME DEAD DAD….than Bella Thorne is…

So while Bella was being exploited by her mom for Disney, this one was involved…on the front lines, not quite making it herself, because she wasn’t the mom’s official biological kid, but as the relationship with the two kids she got onto Disney, her biological kids, who now hate her, this one, who isn’t even her kids sticks by her…

So for those of you who don’t know, and I assume who don’t care….and just look at the tits….there is this article that is going around about Bella Thorne that for some reason people are so interested in…because Bella Throne’s gone viral and has a ton of followers and people care about the exploited Disney Kid turned IG whore…that’s the story…

This Kaili Thorne, who is older than the other two Thornes, has been getting naked back when Bella was being a candy coated fluffy bullshit Disney kid, before rebranding because the market went “get naked on the internet”…

So here she is still getting naked…

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2018

23

Oct

Lindsay Pelas is Basically Naked of the Day

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It is Halloween, which means the whores come out in droves for all you perverts to jerk off to….because it is the one day, like the purge, where you can dress up like a rapist or sexual assaulter or someone who has been mentioned in the #metoo movement like a Louie CK…where you can get away with asking all the girls if you can jerk off to them and at least one will be like Sarah Silverman and say yes, as friends…and others will complain that you were abusing your power…

Halloween used to be a time when whores who were conservative let their inner whore out, and where whores that were whores got more whore, but we live in an era where everyday is Halloween, a performance, where conservative whores don’t even exist..and they are all a bunch of whores…

So here’s Lindsay Pelas….in costume like every other day – only for Halloween.

Lindsay Pelas Almost Naked Black Nude Bodysuit

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2018

22

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Upskirt of the Day

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The weirdest thing about Ashley Tisdale, besides her wonky fucking face, that I have been making fun of for a long time, ONLY because I feel it is important to remind ugly people that they are ugly, even if they are famous and on TV, making money and getting richer and richer everyday, because that’s the fucking trade off. Not to mention, I am not all evil because I would encourage her to get naked because she did fitness and had a body, the smart thing to do when you’re not quite hot in the face, make sure you are hot in the body….

The weirdest thing about Ashley Tisdale, is that she still has fans….all these years later…while old….and expiring….the way women do…but people are still out there with boners for this girl…because even at her hottest she wasn’t hot…

This is some “accidental” panty flash, but is it ever really an accident? It’s tactics to suck us all in because we love lookin’ upskirts…almost enough to get arrested for it…but thank god for the internet where we can live out all our dreams….like looking up her skirt.

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2018

22

Oct

Bella Hadid Underboob Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the worst.

It’s a just reminder that the rich can buy anything, even a career….as a model, which is hardly a real career but that pays really fucking well…

She is not hot, and has managed to take being an ugly rich kid, because America is obsessed with rich kids, even ugly rich kids, and re-worked her face and body into something marketable on the internet…she rode her sister’s coattails, while riding some popular rappers who like fucking white girls….while following the Kardashian / Jenner Lead…in a “Oh this is easy”….and all the brands think she’s fucking relelvant enough to throw money at, because I guess she is.

I do know some people who find her hard angular face hot, they aren’t homosexuals, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were into tranny porn…but in this era, I feel like the only dude not into tranny porn…

She’s a dick rider…not hiding a dick, but she could be since rich people are capable of any storyline they want…cuz everything in America has a price tag…and this one was lucky enough to have a narcissistic dad who figured it was a good investment, and apparently it was cuz this monster gets paid…and not just on Halloween!! Everyday.

Here she is looking like the queen of facetune

How about some working out erotica…

Here’s a video….

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2018

22

Oct

Bella Thorne Titty Flash for the Gram of the Day

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Bella Thorne, your favorite self promoting Disney whore, who at 18 never spoke to her thieving mother again, and with 200 dollars to her name, or so she thinks she only had 200 dollars, she’s managed to make a shit ton of money exploiting all those Disney fans into thinking she’s cool, interesting or compelling, all while getting half naked…

I wonder if the 200 dollars she had in her account was before or after she got herself tits, or did her mom get her tits at 16, as solid stage parents who made all her kids sing and dance for rich men for money….would do.

I just know that despite being annoying as fuck…I appreciate Bella Thorne as an “It girl”, an “Influencer” and “actor” and performer….when she does slutty attention seeking titty content for her fans cuz you’re all a bunch of perverts…and so am I…

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2018

22

Oct

Emma Watson Bikini of the Day

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In the most important news of the day…Emma Watson is in a bikini….and you perverts are fucking loving it.

I always found the Emma Watson obsession, or sexualization creepy, even though I am aware that she is over 18 years old and not creepy to sexualize..

I find it creepy because I know her core fan, the real deal fans, are into her because of Harry Potter and have loved her since Harry Potter, where she got her start at 10 years old…

Meaning…they waited for these pics for a decade or more and that’s fucking perverted….real fucking perverted

But I don’t judge perverts, I judge attention seeking whore celebrities attention seeking, but I always appreciate their tits and half nakedness…so maybe ,not all you Emma Watson fans are perverts, but then again we are all fucking pervert…

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