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2018

19

Oct

Lia Marie Johnson is Naked of the Day

Remember Lia Marie Johnson? she was kissing girls HERE

I guess Lia Marie Johnson is on a fucking mission to get seen, because I’ve done other posts on her being slutty this week, and here she is continuing the slutty, because I guess the first round of slutty paid off for her and worked out for her and made sense for her….got her views…and she’s back at it…

You don’t know who she is, but she could be Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s daughter or wife, at 21 it’s not that creepy….she could also be Don Johnson’s wife or daughter….or President Lyndon Johnson’s grand daughter…or maybe she’s just a 21 year old, who 11 years ago when she was 8 years old, started a youtube thanks to her mom who uploaded videos of her, to stage parent her, and live the Bieber dream….because that’s what narcissistic parents do….to steal their kids’ earnings so they don’t have to work.

She amassed a big audience, now makes music, hosts bullshit, does webseries content, and is getting paid…

who knows, who can tell, she’s an internet sensation though…probably broken on many levels but not on the level of “how to get views”…she’s got this, been doing it her whole life…getting views equals money…

Here she is getting her tits tattooed

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2018

19

Oct

Miley Cyrus Pussy Print Bodysuit of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is out there in an outfit that hugs her pussy so tightly, it’s like she’s it’s mom and sending it off to the vietnam war, knowing it will likely ever come back, or maybe it’s like a wife during the Civil War, hugging her husband goodbye after she just packed up some freshly made bread for her husband to eat when he marches out to die….leaving her with their thirteen kids on their farm….

What I am saying is that shit is tight, suffocating, the kind of pants a tranny would wear to try to kill off it’s dick the ethical way, rather than having it surgically split open and turned into a pussy….

The nice thing about Miley’s tight outfit, is knowing hat her actual pussy looks like then cross referencing it with her tight pants…it’s like a parlor trick….a “What pussy matches what pussy definition” the game show game…

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2018

19

Oct

Demi Rose Mawby Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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This Demi shares more than just a name with Demi Moore….she shares a lifestyle choice…

Demi Moore paved the way for women everywhere, women like this DEMI, to get a lot of fucking plastic surgery so that they don’t look their true 60 fucking years old when they turn 60 fucking years old…or in this DEMI’s case look 40 years old when they are in their early 20s…cuz those face injections jack you the fuck up…and age you until you’re old and it turns you into some kind of muppet…for personal gain..

But who like Demi Moore, is pretty much HALF, which is what DEMI means in french, HALF…real…because the rest of them is filler and injections used to craft whatever the fuck it is we’re looking at….

I find it repulsive to celebrate any woman who has jacked herself up this much with science and surgeries….I find it offensive, it fucks with young people, who are out there getting all kinds of procedures to look like the muppets of instagram….

But when they do it, like this DEMI did it, to promote her sex work and hooking, I get it…I mean rich people like to fuck weird things, so you might as well become that weird thing, to get that rich person money.

This is not hot to me.

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2018

18

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Model Booty of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is getting ready for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show comeback tour, despite having had 3-6 babies in the last 2 years, preventing her from being that Victoria’s Secret girl she has loyally worked for consistently for her entire career.

I find models really uninteresting once they have kids. It’s just fucking gross to think about a creature growing inside them before being shat out of their womb. We save that shit for our real lives, with our wives who forced us to breed, not that I have kids, or will have kids, end of the DNA genetic line here, but that’s just me doing my part for the world….something more people should take my lead on….

But you get what I am saying, and that is that if we want to jerk off, or JACQUES off if you’re in France, to some model bitches, let’s focus on the ones who are young and hot and tight bodied and not out there breeding….

So even when people like Candice Swanepoel are out there naked with their assholes out, promoting themselves and the brand they’ve always worked for, the brand that created them, that they got naked for early on…she’s still an old weathered mom of too many and she should keep it in her damn pants…there are enough hot chicks not breeding for us to focus on.

How about her breast feeding pic:

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2018

18

Oct

Bebe Rexha Fitness Titty Bounce of the Day

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The amazing thing about social media – is that we get to experience every thought and activity that a mother fucker does in a day / hour…

Instagram stories are the most fucking irritating, all these egos who think we care, are out there documenting everything like they are their own reality show…They are tweeting and talking about nonsense that doesn’t matter….but yet people can’t help themselves…

They call themselves content creators, it’s where the money comes from, but they don’t realize, because they are egos that we don’t care and just want them to shut the fuck up.

It’s a huge distraction from our life, it takes brain power we could use on other things, but instead we’re watching someone we don’t know doing menial shit…

Like this Bebe Rexha, fat chick, turned pop star, who I’ve seen perform on TV an is fuckign terrible, yet people are into it, and into seeing her fat ass work out, cuz she’s found fitness, thank god, she’s a pig, and wants to announce it to everyone, cuz she’s just that person.

We all went to High Shool, we all had that asshole in the class who loved talking about themselves and what they are up to, Instagram has been able to find all those assholes, two or three from every graduating class between the ages of 15 and 45, and give them a place to fucking annoy me

The only salvation, is they do it with their tits out, to compensate for their busted face, fat ass, and annoying content…so at least there’s some value to listening to them and their bullshit….

Bebe Rexha Titty Bouncing Workout Erotica

She does big girl YOGA too…

And she goes to events…

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2018

18

Oct

Christina Aguilera Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Fat Christina Aguilera is getting edgier in her old age, I guess when people start approaching 40 they realize it’s now or never. I am sure if you leave your house or know women turning 40, it’s probably a rough time for them. They spend their early 20s when they are their hottest figuring out and getting the confident to be as hot as they can. By 30 they are married with kids….by 40 they realize that they lost 10-15 years of life being married with kids…and that there’s only a small window of time left for them to be the slut they wanted to be back when they were 20 but too shy to be that slut…

I am sure it’s weird time for all people, aging, terrifying, closer to death, further from your hopes and dreams, clearly forced to accept that your procrastination has finally caught up with you and tomorrow is long in the past….not worth your time to try to have another hit…

In Christina Aguilera’s case, or X-Tina of you’re more into her edgier name is old as fuck, fat as fuck, but at 20 was slutty as fuck, made tons of money being slutty as fuck, stayed out of the limelight because she already did so much…and is now back…titties taped up like some EMO TUMBLR chick on tumblr when tumblr mattered cuz I guess she wants money…and knows it’s not too late to get out there tits first to get paid by her weird fans to sing and dance..

It’s the 90s revivial people…older, tired, fatter, but titty-taped…

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2018

18

Oct

Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is one of those people who you hate because they are entitled rich kids, yet life worked out for them thanks to being entitled rich kids, when you prefer your entitled rich kids to be fucking disasters…

It’s like this Arab girl said to her dad at a young age that she doesn’t want to work, but that she wants to be famous on the instagram instead…and he gifted it to her like he did a Pony on her 10th birthday and a car on her 16th.

His ego, made him go out there and buy press, by coverage and help his girl make it in America…and it worked, people signed on, bought in and made her a model…

No struggle, just a fucking gift and she can coast through life thinking how easy it is….with her nipples hard..it helps keep her relevant…even if the fact that she was ever relevant is fucking absurd…not as absurd as her sister being relevant but almost as absurd…

Just cuz they are rich kids, doesn’t mean you have to give them brand deals….like who cares about rich kids, other than most of the instagram users….give me more girls who struggle to make it nipples…they are more meaningful and authentic…

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2018

18

Oct

Rita Ora Topless for Russia of the Day

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Rita Ora is topless in Russia…maybe giving back to the people who made her…because if the world can complain about the Russians colluding in the American Politics, it’s safe to assume the Russians are responsible for Rita Ora’s success. You know some pervert Russian who likes Mixed Race ethnic UK tits that consider themselves singer and dancers, funding her existence, so that she can attend all the key events and fuck all the key people that helped her exist….it wouldn’t even be that expensive really….all while letting some slut live out her dreams…..so long as she comes back to them when it’s’ time for TITTY pics for Magazines…because Rita Ora a celebrity I hate for no reason, who is barely a celebrity, but who you know thinks is a celebrity, which I guess is the reason I hate her..because celebrity in and of itself is hatable…

But the tits…I can stare at in pics….they are good tits…which I guess is what defines all women so we should just keep letting her succeed based on her tits alone.

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2018

18

Oct

Shakira See Through Leggings of the Day

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Shakira may be old as fuck by now, but she is still and will forever be the rich Argentinian or Colombian drug lords daughter who had a dream of being famous in her home country, which became famous to all Spanish speaking countries, there’s a lot of them, which naturally progressed to being Famous in America, a Spanish Speaking country, but also the country where mainstream success makes you a lot of fucking money.

This was a long time ago, and seeing her in her sheer leggings, showing off her black panties that are holding in a mom pussy that could be ready to explode out of the seams, because it’s already exploded and the tuck isn’t good enough….is still hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much…but here it is anyway…

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2018

18

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Got Them Angles of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day has turned herself into a muppet, but not the Jim Hansen kind of muppet people would frown on you for fucking, like they frowned on him when he used to fuck his muppets, because there is no way his muppeteering wasn’t driven by some weird sexual fetish.

Aubrey O’Day is more the kind of muppet you’d want to fuck, like a sex doll, all filled with face injections and other injections, to not come across as a mid 30s year old woman.

All the porn chicks do it, the Kardashians do it, society doesn’t turn on this, but throw money at this which I don’t full understand because it’s weird looking, but then again society is celebrating men with implants on hormones…so it’s just a reminder we’re all fucked up and fucking crazy…and that Aubrey O’Day..weird or not – still got it going on…keeping up with the Kardashians and such.

Here she is in Video….

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