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2018

17

Oct

Bar Refaeli Slutty of the Day

People get so worked up over Israel and Palestine….

People support the Jews of Israel, others support the Palestinians who had their homes taken from them in the 40s….

I saw a video last week of some London UK politician ranting about how wrong Israel is for displacing all the Palestinians in the 40s, after the Jews in Israel were displaced themselves…and I thought to myself…

I just support the tits… and Bar Refaeli, who may not be involved in this conflict, has these tits that can bridge nations together, or at least confuse the people on the other side of the conflict into not wanting to Bomb Tel Aviv, where she lives, because the tits, tits Leo Dicaprio once came on, live…

So a few hours ago Israeli jets pound Gaza after rocket hits thee…Bar Refaeli’s instagram feed offers the Israeli clickbait you need to say “hand over that Kosher salt, I’m gonna go jerk off with it as lube, or more of a dry rub, just so it gets in the wounds so that I can actually feel something in my genitals again, which may be unrelated to Bar Refaeli, but I appreciate her bringing the slutty back”…..

Booty Shake?

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2018

17

Oct

Joey King Bald Bikini Perversion of the Day

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I remember when I used to socialize, I had one perverted friend, the kind of guy who was just always horny to the level where everyone around him would be uncomfortable, you know the kind of guy you didn’t want to get stuck in a remote place, like a cabin in the woods on a bro weekend with because he’d end up raping you. Everyone has one of these dudes in their life…

Well, when pornstar Bella Donna shaved her head for a porno role that could have one her an Oscar but that probably ended up with her head being smashed in a toilet the was being flushed while getting fucked from behind….

Anyway, this guy got hooked on bald girls, he loved it, would want to cum on their heads and watch it trip down…

He couldn’t find bald girls who weren’t lesbians so he hit the cancer ward. It was a dark time filled with heartache…

I don’t know what happened to that guy, but this is for him.

The girl, Joey King, who you know from some Disney Shit, the Conjouring, Kissing Booth and whatever the fuck else is playing what must be a cancer patient, because Hollywood alienates real cancer patients by not casting them in movies, but instead like to use people like Joey King to culturally appropriate their stories…I know some think it’s called acting…you know channelling someone and presenting yourself as them…but social justice warriors don’t agree…

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2018

16

Oct

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her weird face wore a sports bra because she goes to the gym…since she doesn’t have a gym in her house…not because she can’t afford it, she makes millions a year, it’s just that the paparazzi clickbait can’t happen if she works out at home, and if she doesn’t give the paparazzi clickbait, does she even exist as an actor…I don’t think so…and clearly…she doesn’t either…

I don’t hate Sarah Hyland, she’s just super fucking annoying…clearly raised in a weird fucking bubble and not just because she has some disease and looks premature or underdeveloped…but because she’s been on TV a long time, hanging out on set, coddled and sucked up to by people who are groupies even if they don’t think they are groupies…

I am all for her sexualizing herself like all the girls are…you know if you’re gonna get paid to be on TV, you might as well give a little back to the people…featuring your half nakedness.

It was her one year anniversary with her boyfriend who is in no way not Straight For Pay…you know a Disney Looking kid from 1999, who figures dating this weird faced girl who he has lots of fun with, and who may die prematurely due to her genetic disease anyway, is going to elevate his quality life on a huge scale…and make all his dreams come true..he just needs to close his eyes and eat the pussy pretending it’s a dude’s asshole…or stick to only fucking her up the ass to pretend it’s a dude’s asshole…either way… (more…)

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2018

16

Oct

Charli XCX American Beauty Erotica of the Day

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Charli XCX is hard at work promoting her music….

This is how you promote music…

If you are a music teacher, or an aspiring musician, take note of the strategy used by Charli XCX to become a famous, or almost famous, more famous than not famous, musician…

I’ll break it down into an E-Book that I will not be selling on Amazon as a self published work. You know to become the self-help guru I was designed to be.

I will just give it to you for free….

The key to marketing music, or your career as a musician is get as naked as you can without being considered a porn actress…because once you’re considered a porn actress it is impossible to dial that back and turn it around…

Always keep it obscure so there’s an Artistic overtone, or is it an undertone, this is free advice here, you get what you pay for….but if there’s a filter you can position it as art to the idiots who don’t know what art means..but like to pretend they do…

So obscure, almost nude, but not too nude….

People will remember the name…the silly childish name XCX or cute…all without ever having to listen to your garbage music.

Makes sense to me.

Here is her pussy print in tight shorts

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2018

16

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Wet Bikini of the Day

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You fucking perverts…all into trans looking woman as the hormones in the food turn you all queer.

All hard bodied with bolt on tits…something most trans women have to deal with thanks to being born men….

You know before actually giving into their severe mental illness that caused them to cut off their fucking genitals…

Not that Scherzinger is all that bad, I just have no other angle, or anything else to write about her or her Adam’s Apple…all wet in a bikini…

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2018

16

Oct

Reese Witherspoon Tight Leggings of the Day

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Nothing makes me want to masturbate harder and with more hate than seeing Reese Witherspoon in leggings…

It’s like one of those things you’d put sex offenders in front of to try to sterilize them to get them to stop the rape…

The kind of thing that makes you look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you…what kind of person are you….who masturabtes to Reese Witherspoon..

It’s the thing to masturbate to that brings you great shame and self hatred, like when you used to masturbate to your mom’s dirty laundry hamper, sniffing the panties like the sick fuck you are…you know really into it…until you realize you just came all over your mom’s dirty panties…that you can’t rinse out, or wash she’ll notice…and if you leave your cum on it…she’ll wonder what the fuck is on her panties…and if you throw them out…she’ll wonder where they are….

You know real deep rooted shame you carry into your adulthood….

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2018

16

Oct

Britney Spears Slutty Workout Erotica of the Day

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One of life’s great joy’s is watching Britney Spears working out, because Britney Spears is a magical creature who you can’t help but love, appreciate, want to have sex with…all while feeling a little sorry for her..since she’s still just a puppet in her white trash family’s master stage parenting plant.

She is still out there all these years after the Mickey Mouse Club that first exploited her as a child….and paved the way for her to be the Britney Spears you all masturbated to in the 90s….

She is still doing the whole song and dance thing, in what one could argue is abusive, but no one hears her cries for help…they just see this medicated popstar like the circus act she’s become and want her producing or performing her hits….

No one takes the time to wonder why her parents still have legal guardianship over her…at almost 40 years old…sure they can claim they saved her during that whole Mental Health K-Fed getting knocked up era that could have landed her dead….but of course they would say that..there’s a lot of money at stake here…

So watching her workout is exciting, sensual, erotic and slutty…but at the same time we have to remember she’s a slave, not for us, but for her dad…and this is how they whip her and control her…it’s not picking cotton, the living conditions good, but she’s not running her own life…while she’s the fucking reason they all have this life…and that’s fucking wrong.

I hope one day…some selfless man saves her….but when you’re Britney Spears all men are just out to K-Fed you….

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2018

16

Oct

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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Willow Shields was on Dancing With the Stars when she was 14 years old…sounds fucking WHOLESOME ABC….

Getting a young girl to dance on Network Television for the creeps who have access to Network Television should be fucking criminal….

They are grey area predators….and where the hell are this girl’s parents…letting her grind up on some MARK BALLAS 30 year old Dancing with the Stars coach…it’s fucked up.

She’s 18 now, but the damage is done people…..and I blame big media for that…and you should too as you stare at her sexualizing herself for social media…

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2018

16

Oct

Skylar Grey Pussy Exercise of the Day

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Skylar Grey, is an American singer, songwriter and record producer from Mazomanie, Wisconsin.

In 2004, under the name Holly Brook, at the age of 17, she signed a publishing deal with Universal Music Publishing Group. In 2010, Grey co-wrote Eminem and Rihanna’s hit single “Love the Way You Lie”. In 2018, at the age of 32….she fucked the air for social media….

Now that they can breed female animals from two female parents, these people, like Skylar Grey, don’t need to fuck their way to get what they want anymore…they don’t need to give into the pressure of the male dominated industry…because with the right planning…they can eliminate the male population now that science allows for that…and that’s probably pretty exciting to them….so exciting that they gotta fuck the air for their audience…who I assume is male…based on her outfits of choice….you don’t make slutty clickbait for other women you know….because Men haven’t been extinct yet.

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2018

16

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Fucks a Cake of the Day

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When you’re rich, you do all kinds of weird things, because you are rich, and have always had everything you’ve ever wanted, in all aspects of life, from clothing, to vacations, to gadgets….so the only thing you’re left with…is weird sexual fetishes…like fucking a cake…because you can and no one can tell you otherwise…you know when you can have everything or everyone in the world…fucking a cake can be the only thing that gets you off…and I guess that’s what happened for this one…

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