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2018

16

Oct

Charli XCX American Beauty Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX is hard at work promoting her music….

This is how you promote music…

If you are a music teacher, or an aspiring musician, take note of the strategy used by Charli XCX to become a famous, or almost famous, more famous than not famous, musician…

I’ll break it down into an E-Book that I will not be selling on Amazon as a self published work. You know to become the self-help guru I was designed to be.

I will just give it to you for free….

The key to marketing music, or your career as a musician is get as naked as you can without being considered a porn actress…because once you’re considered a porn actress it is impossible to dial that back and turn it around…

Always keep it obscure so there’s an Artistic overtone, or is it an undertone, this is free advice here, you get what you pay for….but if there’s a filter you can position it as art to the idiots who don’t know what art means..but like to pretend they do…

So obscure, almost nude, but not too nude….

People will remember the name…the silly childish name XCX or cute…all without ever having to listen to your garbage music.

Makes sense to me.

Here is her pussy print in tight shorts

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2018

16

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Wet Bikini of the Day

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You fucking perverts…all into trans looking woman as the hormones in the food turn you all queer.

All hard bodied with bolt on tits…something most trans women have to deal with thanks to being born men….

You know before actually giving into their severe mental illness that caused them to cut off their fucking genitals…

Not that Scherzinger is all that bad, I just have no other angle, or anything else to write about her or her Adam’s Apple…all wet in a bikini…

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2018

16

Oct

Reese Witherspoon Tight Leggings of the Day

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Nothing makes me want to masturbate harder and with more hate than seeing Reese Witherspoon in leggings…

It’s like one of those things you’d put sex offenders in front of to try to sterilize them to get them to stop the rape…

The kind of thing that makes you look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you…what kind of person are you….who masturabtes to Reese Witherspoon..

It’s the thing to masturbate to that brings you great shame and self hatred, like when you used to masturbate to your mom’s dirty laundry hamper, sniffing the panties like the sick fuck you are…you know really into it…until you realize you just came all over your mom’s dirty panties…that you can’t rinse out, or wash she’ll notice…and if you leave your cum on it…she’ll wonder what the fuck is on her panties…and if you throw them out…she’ll wonder where they are….

You know real deep rooted shame you carry into your adulthood….

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2018

16

Oct

Britney Spears Slutty Workout Erotica of the Day

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One of life’s great joy’s is watching Britney Spears working out, because Britney Spears is a magical creature who you can’t help but love, appreciate, want to have sex with…all while feeling a little sorry for her..since she’s still just a puppet in her white trash family’s master stage parenting plant.

She is still out there all these years after the Mickey Mouse Club that first exploited her as a child….and paved the way for her to be the Britney Spears you all masturbated to in the 90s….

She is still doing the whole song and dance thing, in what one could argue is abusive, but no one hears her cries for help…they just see this medicated popstar like the circus act she’s become and want her producing or performing her hits….

No one takes the time to wonder why her parents still have legal guardianship over her…at almost 40 years old…sure they can claim they saved her during that whole Mental Health K-Fed getting knocked up era that could have landed her dead….but of course they would say that..there’s a lot of money at stake here…

So watching her workout is exciting, sensual, erotic and slutty…but at the same time we have to remember she’s a slave, not for us, but for her dad…and this is how they whip her and control her…it’s not picking cotton, the living conditions good, but she’s not running her own life…while she’s the fucking reason they all have this life…and that’s fucking wrong.

I hope one day…some selfless man saves her….but when you’re Britney Spears all men are just out to K-Fed you….

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2018

16

Oct

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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Willow Shields was on Dancing With the Stars when she was 14 years old…sounds fucking WHOLESOME ABC….

Getting a young girl to dance on Network Television for the creeps who have access to Network Television should be fucking criminal….

They are grey area predators….and where the hell are this girl’s parents…letting her grind up on some MARK BALLAS 30 year old Dancing with the Stars coach…it’s fucked up.

She’s 18 now, but the damage is done people…..and I blame big media for that…and you should too as you stare at her sexualizing herself for social media…

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2018

16

Oct

Skylar Grey Pussy Exercise of the Day

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Skylar Grey, is an American singer, songwriter and record producer from Mazomanie, Wisconsin.

In 2004, under the name Holly Brook, at the age of 17, she signed a publishing deal with Universal Music Publishing Group. In 2010, Grey co-wrote Eminem and Rihanna’s hit single “Love the Way You Lie”. In 2018, at the age of 32….she fucked the air for social media….

Now that they can breed female animals from two female parents, these people, like Skylar Grey, don’t need to fuck their way to get what they want anymore…they don’t need to give into the pressure of the male dominated industry…because with the right planning…they can eliminate the male population now that science allows for that…and that’s probably pretty exciting to them….so exciting that they gotta fuck the air for their audience…who I assume is male…based on her outfits of choice….you don’t make slutty clickbait for other women you know….because Men haven’t been extinct yet.

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2018

16

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Fucks a Cake of the Day

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When you’re rich, you do all kinds of weird things, because you are rich, and have always had everything you’ve ever wanted, in all aspects of life, from clothing, to vacations, to gadgets….so the only thing you’re left with…is weird sexual fetishes…like fucking a cake…because you can and no one can tell you otherwise…you know when you can have everything or everyone in the world…fucking a cake can be the only thing that gets you off…and I guess that’s what happened for this one…

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2018

15

Oct

Noah Cyrus Nipples See Through of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is not wearing a bra, because girls don’t wear bras, especailly not fat chicks, I mean those tits, and the way they bounce is key to their success as a woman people will pay attention to.

I appreciate that she’s adapted or taken on some of her sister Miley’s marketing strategy, of having tits and panties, out there…but the big difference between this Noah is that she’s the size of a fucking Ark and she’s not saving animals, she’s just shamelessly trying to draw attention to herself…all while not being Miley..

It’s they typical sister of someone famous, someone interesting, someone the media loved…trying to be her own voice, her own celebrity, missing the fucking mark….but still doing it, still going down that slippery how shameless and naked does she need to be to break free from the Miley….will it involve her doing porn, fisting herself or being fisted, we don’t know..but we can hope…because with a body like this…it’s better off in porn doing fetish content than the mainstream trying to be a bootleg version of her sister’s pop career….a sister who makes existing much easier for Noah…because if she wasn’t a Cyrus, or a mini Miley that Miley endorses…she’d be a fucking cashier at the movie theater….she’s just that level of hot….

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2018

15

Oct

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Dykes it Down of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a whore, so seeing her post up video of her friend playing aggressively with her tits, is pretty standard and expected, but maybe it’s exciting for those of you who are Nina Agdal fans, as I know you exist.

I wonder if you’re the same kind of guy who is into the mentally retarded who aren’t too mentally retarded…but just mentally retard enough to listen to you when you seduce them on the bus, when watching them chronic masturbation as retards do, easy convince their gullible asses that you’ll give them a good life outside the retard home, only to fuck them, even knock them up, only never to be seen again, because retards don’t ask for ID, or names and numbers, not when it comes to being taken advantage of for sex…

I know people with retard relatives who have come home or back to their facility they live in pregnant – not knowing who did it or what happened….but knowing they love sex….and I assume you’re the kind of guy who likes that, or likes Nina Agdal since her forehead looks like theirs..and you can relive that perversion – pervert.

What it comes down to is she’s a garbage SI Model, and SI doesn’t matter. She managed to get Leo to pay attention to her for a minute but not knock her up, she’s not fucking Christie Brinkley’s son, and this has become her cocktease…lazy girls grabbing tits on IG stories, like it was snapchat years ago….

The amount of times i’ve seen girls grabbing / raping / other girl’s tits on social media…is many…where’s the #metoo movement for that? Oh right…it’s just fun and games when girls assault each other’s tits.

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2018

15

Oct

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is the future. I am not too sure what she’s the future of, but I am glad to see that tits grow to stupid sizes due to the weird pervert who loved tits so much he figured out ways to integrate titty growing hormones in the dairy and the poultry agriculture process…you know to make your cows produce more, or your chickens plumper, use this titty growing substance! It’ll be great in 20 years when every single 20 year old has stupid disproportionate sized tits, without having to get silly BOLT on tits…it’ll be all natural…carry your fat where it matters…

She’s basically an instagram titty model, who got famous on instagram for having huge tits, I don’t know if she makes real money doing this, but I do know she’s doing what I think is a charitable thing by showing us her tits all the time, letting us know they are they, that they exist, that they are possible….all for free…all she wants is a like and follow…to eventually take her where she needs to be…which I’ll assume is a fuck slut to some rich guy…

She is a reminder that big tits, still get hits, and love and appreciation as big tits should….because she’s got all kinds of followers all from taking selfies that feature her tits…

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