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2018

15

Oct

Bella Thorne Bouncing Tits on Stage of the Day

Bella Thorne is a modern day clown and not just because she’s wears a ton of make-up, has a clown face, and is in a silly wig and outfit, she’s a modern day clown, because this is what kids tune into, like back in the day of the carnivals, to get entertainment from. So she just keeps trying to make her act more interesting, and now that everything is based on social media, she’s crafted this character weirdo that the kids relate to, all thanks to her Disney Training and her mom, who has 6 other kids, who she’s tried to make famous, it’s been strategic and her life work….

So this is the mainstream….and I guess it’s got fake tits and dances like a white girl at a club, just letting loose, because it makes her seem more real…

But we’ve seen it before, all these childstars are mental and break. This one is only 21, there’s plenty of time for her to Gary Coleman, Dana Plato, Lindsay Lohan, Corey Haim, Demi Lovato and Now Selena Gomez herself…

They have it all, they make all the money, but they fucking crack…on crack…that is crack for idiot kids with no opinion of their own because they just respond to marketing and advertising…and I guess porn….

This is the now and it’s lame as fuck. Good tits though. Nice white girl hip shake though.

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2018

12

Oct

Kate Upton Pregnant Nipples of the Day

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Hey Perverts who thought Kate Upton was always pregnant – based on her fat, obese tits, and weird shaped big tit body…well she’s actually pregnant now, and she’s still got the big fat tits, some may say they are even fatter when she was just a fat model, and she’s brought them to the Texas baseball game her Husband and Baby Daddy is the star pitcher for…because that’s how you keep a faggy baseball player closeted, you distract him with tits so big he reverts to his baby self and gets hypnotized in, all while being this fake ideal hot chick, who I don’t think was ever hot to begin with, but just busty marketing hype, for the basic normal dudes to think is hot…

Look at those fat pale legs and that banged out Belly Button. Disgusting…

It’s the weekend now. Fuck off…or stare at fat pregnant tits in a sick fucking dress..inappropriate attention seeking rich kid is what this is…almost perverted of her to wear it out to a game…there are people around…save your pregnant sex for your damn mansion…we don’t need it in the stadium…fucking sick fucks….

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2018

12

Oct

Charli XCX Pussy Print of the Day

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Charli XCX is another club level performer, you know the kind who exists, who performs, who may even have some successful songs out there, that I can’t confirm or deny, because I avoid all this amateur sounding music that’s being created, and I’ve even seen her perform live, but wasn’t paying attention, so that I can focus on the important things about these people, like how shameless they will get to get seen.

Charli XCX was all about her tits for a long time, she’s been around a while now, and it was always tits out, tits everywhere, tits! When you got big tits and are from the UK, you do what they call the Rita Ora…

So bad music or not, Charli XCX being slutty, is key….

Her new video

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2018

12

Oct

Chanel West Coast Bike Short Twerk of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is so beat…

I don’t even really know who Chanel West Coast is…

I mean I know all about her, but only because she’s been consistently putting out smutty content since getting a weird fanbase from being on Rob Dyrdek’s show…

It’s like she claims to be a rapper or singer, but as far as I’m concerned she’s just some too old to not be famous as a rapper yet, even though she’s grey area famous since she’s been on TV and people seem to hold that in high esteem and pay attention to you after having been on TV.

She’s at sex tape level of fame, you know we’d all watch her fuck, because we know the name enough to think it’s more important than amateur porn….but we don’t actually know her music, and would not actually go to her club appearances she only gets because she’s been on TV…

But the good news is she’s wearing bike shorts, they are in style and trendy, unlike her music…

And she’s twerking like a white girl tying to seduce the black guys in….as everyone knows the black twitter, instagram and memes is where the internet market is at now….careers can be made off this…and not just TheShadeRoom….other things too.

Chanel West Coast Slutty Big Tits Lollipop

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2018

12

Oct

Chrissy Teigen Big Fat Hard Nippled Tits of the Day

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Fat Chrissy Teigen is pretty much banned from this site. Only because I don’t find her interesting or compelling…

I did have a weird interraction with her a long time ago, where she praised the site for making her laugh…because guess what..the site is funny.

Then a year later I went too far making fun of her, because what I’ve realized is that all these people have a breaking point, in some aspects they want everyone talking about them, but in other aspects of their fame leeching whore life, they want everyone talking nice, or soft teasing.

They do not like dudes coming out calling them fat, this was pre-kids, calling them wallet fuckers who invested their pussy into the homosexual singer she has kids with, and knew that all she had to do was please that earner and she’d be fine…

What I am sure she didn’t anticipate was that her twitter would go viral, people would think she’s a great voice for America, despite just being some fat tit, fat, ex bikini model who lives off some singer….and a career happened….

People think she’s real, truthful, but really she’s just a broken down misguided whore….

I celebrated her when she wanted to kill herself because I thought it was a good choice for her, but instead she ended up becoming relevant in pop culture for whatever fucking reason, giving whores everywhere hope that thy will matter too…

Her big sloppy mom tits with no bra, on par with all the clickbait she’s produced over the years, should be banned from the site, but instead it’s my olive branch to mend our broken relationship…because I forgive her for being a cunt…but I can’t forgive her for this outfit with that body…you know because I remember her before she was fat…but always knew she’d grow into her tits as all busty asians do.

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2018

12

Oct

Elizabeth Olsen Gets Her Tits Wet of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is the Olsen twin sister who still needs to work, because when she was growing up, her older twin sisters, who may or may not be aliens from another planet, but who are definitely really creepy and weird and look like Michael Jackson, were out there making billions of dollars so that they don’t have to ever work in entertainment again, but instead run some fashion company because they can….

This one is out there doing Hollywood pictures, getting lots of praise, even getting jerked off to by the perverts who are into her sisters and this is the closest thing they can get to the real thing, but also by people who don’t know anything about the Olsen twins other than that there were creepy kids in movies in the 90s, and know everything about Elizabeth Olsen…like that she’s busty…

Here she is getting wet.

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2018

12

Oct

Rachel McCord Trying to Be Sexy in a Bikini of the Day

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Rachel McCord is in a bikini for the paparazzi as she does…because it’s all she’s got going for her…

Which makes Rachel McCord almost interesting, only because she’s moved to LA when her sister booked a show, that at this point was so long ago, and she hasn’t done anything since…

But for a minute and a half, I think 2 seasons, but maybe more, she was the plus one to all the events her sister went to.

You know full fucking mooch, not actually working in LA, just hanging out….and that’s the attitude I like from a woman. I mean find a rich dude and fucking sit, lunch, dinner, shop, fuck, and get paparazzi pics in between.

I mean if you’re a skinny chick, you have to be a real idiot to have ambitiion, goals and dreams and want to work.

Follow Rachel McCord’s lead…and do nothing, yet matter more than your sister the actual actor does, cuz your do nothing involves paparazzi marketing so people know the name…

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2018

12

Oct

Jade Chynoweth Big Tits Tiny Bikini for the Gram of the Day

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This is the second time I am posting Jade Chynoweth this week, which is a lot considering she’s a nobody.

She’s a 19 year old from UTAH who is in a lot of really important things like the Step UP Stomp the Yard TV series you didn’t know exists because why would you know that, it’s not like you’re some kind of pervert who snuck into Step Up stomp the yard when it was in Movie Theaters to see both the girls who were into seeing such a stupid movie and that girls in the movie…dancing around like young harlots set to shitty storylines,

All it took was some bikini content to make her important enough to get featured on this site to millions of people / my mom…jokes…my mom’s dead.

The real question is why would a woman post up her bikini pics to social media using her phone?

Is it because she really just wants to share this memory with her fans she doesn’t give a fuck about, or friends and family, and the fans are just part of the job…

Or it’s just a shameless look at me, jerk off to me, follow me, I’ll post more if you do…and when enough of you follow me, maybe I’ll get my Mormon Utah ass into actual movies that matter…maybe…

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2018

12

Oct

Mariah Carey Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Mariah Carey may be an unstable mental case who has had a history of mental health issues. She may be an overpaid, overfed, diva who has been coddled by too many people in her 30 years of fame….

She may be an old lady, she may have got to where she is by marrying the head of the record label, like a good slut who knows her value as a singer only matters and shines if she sucks the right dicks…

But she’s been consistent in showing us her tits, and tits, when you don’t have to deal with the cunt, or her cunt, is something we can all appreciate in picture form.

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2018

11

Oct

Sarah Hyland Braless Demon of the Day

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Sarah Hyland scares me. She’s an underdeveloped genetic freak who is so fucked up she’s needed a new kidney at least once..but instead of taking the Selena Gomez killing herself route…she’s decided to work out, love herself, do fitness and figure out this whole social media thing, where she has taken down that wall we once had between us and the actors who play characters we like on TV, and has got a little too comfortable talking to her people from her home, or bed, like a little attention seeking talk show host….that we can assume will eventually evolve into nudes, sex tape releases, all that good stuff…but in the meantime it’s just her getting her bearings and figuring out the whole slutty on the internet to be compelling thing…she’s weird looking, a fetish troll, they sexy thing is not something she was naturally born doing….but a few too many wines on her rebuilt Kidney will give you what you want…but until then…this is what Sarah Hyland’s got for you.