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2018

10

Oct

Michelle Jenneke Spreads Them Thighs of the Day

Michelle Jenneke is a hurdler and is also Australian, and is also spreading her thighs on Instagram.

You probably remember her because she went viral for doing a cute warm up dance with a great smile in her little Track and field shorts on – back 5 or 6 years ago when she was just 18….

Well, as it turns out, the Australian is still around, still has followers thanks to that viral video, and despite all the potential she’s got to make that instagram money like all the other whores, she’s still in college riding that scholarship hustle because some girls, even attention seeking half naked girls who have already gone viral once, like having actual education or careers….

I can’t imagine how sloppy Australian college girls are, but whether they are in the athletics program or not, I am sure it’s fucking sleazy….probably even more sleazy than her social media content with her crotch airing out…because you know college girls…and their fucking the football team..and that’s not even AUSTRALIAN college girls which makes the whole thing far naughtier…

Michelle Jenneke Bikini Slutty Photoshoot

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2018

10

Oct

Inbar Lavi Nudity of the Day

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Inbar Lavi is an Israeli actress we’re posted before

Inbar Lavi is some older Isreali actress, she’s over 30, which to most men of any age, too old to be someone we want to jerk off to….

Along with killing Palestinians, she’s also killing it in Hollywood….if you consider being on a show called IMPOSTERS and is now on a show called LUCIFER where she plays EVE.

EVE as in the first woman on earth, placed by god, to have sex with her offspring and create the human race, like some backwoods family trying to keep the species alive…

I assume EVE is Jewish, because she was pre-Jesus, when everyone was Jewish, but I am not a Theologian.

I am just a pervert who looks at all women with equal pervert eye…whether they are from Israel, or Palestine, or Africa, or America….doesn’t matter to me, I’m more into just watching their half nakedness as they navigate the hard and complicated world that is trying to be famous…

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2018

10

Oct

Nadine Velazquez Slutty Bikini Shot of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is at it again ….

I once said: Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…

She’s probably 40 by now, but still out there putting out this half naked content for attention, followers, to express herself like the performer that she is…all to keep the momentum of her career going.

I can’t place this Nadine girl for any of the acting she’s done, I am bad at recognizing celebrities, I just assume she’s fighting for the same hispanic roles, in a inclusive Hollywood, so that they won’t hire a Puerto Rican to play a Mexican or Vice Versa, and they won’t hire a white dude who puts on a hispanic accent to play a general hispanic person – like they did in the past…that’s racist…

So people need the Hispanic they are familiar with and what better way to familiarize us than with slutty selfies…

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2018

10

Oct

Shantel VanSanten Nude in the Bathtub for Instagram of the day

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Shantel VanSanten has BEEN slutty…but that’s not saying much, we live in a world where women, who only 100 years ago weren’t allowed to vote, possibly for a reason, have now been giving phones and computers and jobs and money and the ability to earn and work freely, taking them out of their kitchen and homemaker role, even though being a homemaker is a great and rewarding job, raising a family is the real life purpose, but capitalism has destracted people from that, except maybe the instagram sluts like Shantel VanSanten, who realize if they get enough followers, they’ll never need to work like women of the last decades trying to prove themselves, they cna just find a rich daddy to care for them, so their irrational brains start snapping off nudes for social media since it’s trendy and gets them followers and rich boyfriends and we all get to benefit from it…like the winners we clearly aren’t…

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2018

09

Oct

Olivia Culpo Pussy Print for Fashion of the Day

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Olivia Culpo the football slut, who has been passed around the NFL at least twice that I know of, and I don’t even pay attention or watch sports, but I do think you should CLICK HERE TO BET ON SPORTS ….

I also know that if a girl has had two public NFL boyfriends, she hangs around the NFL circles or likes all the NFL social media pics, and sends DMs to all the NFL players, in hopes one will cast her as their girlfriend. She’s banged a lot of them.

She’s from Delaware or Maryland or some other crabbign place, where the girl work at hooters or the mall and the people think simplistic like FOOTBALL and Pick Up Trucks…so that’s why she’s doing it.

This shoot is for some magazine that clearly likes very skimpy crotched outfits, I mean that’s less than an inch from PUSSY lip exposure…in many of these pics.

Maybe that’s the trend, maybe she’s finally promoting something good with her fake fashion blogger blogging that isn’t blogging but rather posing for Instagram and getting paid for it scam.

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2018

09

Oct

Lele Pons Erotic Nudity for a Mens Magazine of the Day

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Lele Ponsis a youtuber

Lele Pons is doing the very important GQ Mexico, because she’s 22 and froM Venezuela and those Spanish Speaking countries all support each other like that, especially when it comes to infiltrating American pop culture…

She was the set of tits used on VINE, where she connected with a bunch of the lame as fuck VINE comedians you all hate, who made too much fucking money and are all now rich as fuck for being what I guess would be considered the modern day DIY Disney Kid…

Then she turned to YOUTUBE when VINE shut down, in a great day for America, I wish that happened to Instagram…

And now she’s out there working it, pushing it, making music, acting in movies and TV, and doing all she can to leverage the brand she built the LELE PONS brand she built to cash the fuck in harder than she already has.

It’s amazing what American will make rich and obnoxious really…

She’s not even hot…which would upset me if I sat and thought about it…you know…if we’re going to let a Do it yourself celebrity be famous, at least make sure she’s hot…

We also know that poor Miami Hispanic trash turned LA celebrity in her own circles thanks to social media makes for a real fucking garbage human…so think of that whilst looking at tht tits.

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2018

09

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Got Them Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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At this point in her career – Alessandra Ambrosio is an OG.

She’s been doing this for over 20 fucking years.

She’s old as fuck, a mom of a bunch of kids, and is still at it.

She started modeling at 12 years old, that’s when she decided she was tall and hot and ready to get half naked, by 14 she was already working, by 19 she was working for Victoria’s Secret and now at 37, she’s still working for Victoria’s Secret…a lifer, like the old lady you see at Sears pre-bankruptcy, who had been there for 50 fucking years, two years until she’s all pensioned out, only Ambrosio doesn’t need a pension, she’s made stupid money longer than most models because they retire at 30, those slackers and she just keeps on fucking going…

I don’t really care if she stops or not, I kind of like that she sets the bar for lazy fat women who are over 30 years old, you know the kind that turn to a blob of shit after their first kid, who you may or may not be married to.

It’s nice to say “Oh really, you can’t drop your 50 pounds of pure fat from donuts, and be a hot tight body like Ambrosio”….she clearly needs to work at it hard because nature isn’t designed like this, and sure she’s got budget, but really…fat ladies out there…there’s no excuse for your fatness…just look at this old hag…still hotter that most.

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2018

09

Oct

Courtney Stodden Wet Front Hole of the Day

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My grandma always said…if you’re gonna have a Front Hole…it might as well be wet…

That’s all I’ve got to say about Courtney Stodden and her magical bathing suit pics to remind us she’s still out there on the hustlin, which I guess this is, to promote whatever it is she’s promoting living her best bolt on titty clown titty what the fuck titty life.

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2018

09

Oct

Anitta the Brazilian Nude Erotica for a Magazine of the Day

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ANITTA is some Brazilian singer and she’s in a very important in the world…because she’s got 30 million follower on Instagram…pretty much all of a Brazil..because she’s BIG TIME…

She’s doing big things in magazines like matter like GQ Mexico…where her fan base may or may not extend to since Mexicans don’t speak Portuguese…and shouldn’t really care about non-Spanish acts…but maybe, just maybe their is some Latin Cross Over….

She looks like a Trans Kardashian and she’s giving herself a wedgie…which in and of itself is so erotica…and that’s all we gotta say about that.

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2018

09

Oct

Iskra Lawrence Feeder Fetish Dreams of the Day

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If you’re into Iskra Lawrence, you’re either a black dude or a skinny white guy with a feeder fetish, who relies heavy on watching a bitch eat and eat and eat her way into diabetes…

I have a theory on Iskra Lawrence, not on the Feeder Fetish that makes Iskra Lawrence Feeder Fetish Dreams of the Day, but on Iskra Lawrence herself…and that theory is she’s a fake, a hack, a lie, bullshit…

I think she’s a model who wanted to be a model who couldn’t get work as a model…so she saw fat chicks celebrated and decided that she can be lazy and eat, it’s easier than trying to stay skinny, so she owned it.

She crafted a clickbait viral video of her on the subway in her underwear, talking about being a fat bitch and loving her body…a perfectly executed viral video…that has allowed her to exist, only she has to keep her fatness alive..

This panty eating a burger in the car, celebrating being a fat pig and loving it cuz eating is her business now…is clearly her mocking actual fat people who hate being fat..because she did this to herself to exist and is loving the outcome…

Gross on all fronts…but I see through it….no real fat person would post pics of themselves eating, they hate themselves for being fat and eating, they do it secretly and hidden….

This is an imposter skinny bitch moving in on their fat lazy and sick turf…

Here is her hungry pussy eating her leggings