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2018

08

Oct

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

I had a conversation with someone last week about Ariel Winter….It was a weird conversation but sometimes people confuse me as someone who knows and cares about pop culture, when I am more about their tits. I mean sure I watch streaming TV and Movies all day, because I am too lazy to leave the house, and I am an old tired alcoholic who doesn’t like to leave the house, so I’ve been exposed to some shitty content on the regular, then there’s this whole site that posts all the latest pics of celebs being sluts, so by default I need to figure out what they are up to at the time of the post to write something to go with the post…..and I’ll I’ve learned about this child star with weird issues thanks to her parents exploiting her, she’s been estranged from her crazy stage parent mom, loves her dad, and emotionally eats so much that her workouts aren’t working, but she has a boyfriend from Canada who mooches off her celebrity and money and lives with her…so she’s not all alone…she’s got him to pay with her big fucking tits that she’s already cut off surgically once before…as people who are defined by something, like their tits, sometimes do, when trying to reclaim or figure out who they are….

I haven’t seen the show she was on or is on….but she’s made millions doing it…and you’ve all watched her grow up and that is creepier than looking at her tits here and now in these pics as she spills out of her tight pants.

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2018

08

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is on her second or third life as a celebrity. I think she’s in her mid 30s, but as the Kardashians have taught us, they can be 300 years old but look like a porn star, thanks to all the jacked up face injections you can get for cheap….it’s all a scam, all a lie, but Aubrey O’Day got a set of tits at a young age that carried her through sex with Diddy, sex with Donald Trump Jr….sex with Jersey Shore star she had the reality show connection with…and has always been various levels of hot….

She’s one of the most searched things on the internet, her comeback is real, and here to jerk off to, because her fake ass is out there for all of us to say “you don’t need to be a married housewife at 35, you can still be sexualized, it’s not too late to be sexualized, if you’re enough of a slut about it”….Big fan.

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2018

08

Oct

Eugenie Bouchard Covered in Mud of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is a hometown hottie, who isn’t really that hot, she’s 7 feet tall and an athlete, and sure she’s in a sport that used to be my fetish, due to the panty flashing, and sexual grunts, it makes for a good time, but then the Williams sisters elevated the sport, and women needed to weight 180 of solid muscle to compete with their power…that turned it a little less white and dainty…run by hot strong Russians…

I guess there’s some event in Israel, the promised land….or maybe she’s there on birth right converting to Judaism for some Jewish boyfriend she’s got who doesn’t want non-jewish babies…

Because she’s covered in mud, doing the classic dead sea covered in mud erotica….all in white bathing suit…that helps anyone with an imagination visualize her covered in shit….some good old fashioned German Scat porn in the Jewish Holy land…like the premise of World War II….

White bathing suits…covered in brown substance like she got her ass banged out and she’s lost control of her bowels… EXCITING.

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2018

08

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican rich kid actress who is now in America trying to make it…

Eiza Gonzalez was taking advantage of the the scandal that came when she was banging Fergie’s Ex husband and baby daddy, who may or may not be in his 60s, because Eiza Gonzalez knows how to work the scene…the tabloid scene….knowing that the paparazzi are there and are interested in the Fergie love story…not the Eiza Gonzalez love story….she was a third level character in the storyline…

I don’t think she’s still fucking Josh Duhamel, but the fact I knew she was fucking Josh Duhamel is pretty impressive to me, because I typically don’t know who is who, and what is what…..because ultimately I don’t care..

But I will watch a bitch squat for social media like whore….who is probably a whore…I mean why would I be writing about anyone who isn’t a whore…

Eiza Gonzalez Booty Workout Nude Leggings Big Ass

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2018

08

Oct

Pixie Lott Bikini of the Day

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Pixie Lott is some 27 year old pop star from the UK.

She’s been consistently slutty and half naked in all her self promotion over the years.

She was once a younger popstar jailbait-ing with her tits out….but like all women, she has aged to a “ready to have babies” aged girl with her tits out…because that’s how evolution, or maturation works….you take a teen slut and watch her become a middle aged slut, mom slut, granny slut….unless she gets fully deep in the church, as young sluts sometimes do…you can count on low level pornographic, very softcore but still sleazy enough for perverts like us pics….

Well, here she is on her knees in a bikini for her social media…because that’s just how casual bikini pics look nowadays…booty popped out…ready to take a facial all wet with her bleached hair….casual….bikini..posing…

It’s like everyone, old bitches included do SI swimsuit modeling shoots of themselves and it’s embarrassing, but not too embarrassing for us to jack off to.

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2018

08

Oct

Bailee Madison Titties Lookin’ Scared for the Perverts of the Day

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Bailee Madison is some freakish child star, who is now 18 years old, but has probably been put through the ringer in terms of dealing with creepy executives who work in children programming, casting children, and then there’s her parents, who are from Florida, which in an of itself is a scary concept….because everyone knows people in florida are fucking weird…

She’s one of Seven kids, her mom started her career when she was 2 weeks old….2 weeks old….working in commercials…because that’s what you do when you have 6 kids and you don’t want to actually work, you take one of your 6 kids and exploit them hard, rob them of a childhood and make them earn for the family. It’s their job.

Solid recipe to destroy a person, even in a world where this celebrity shit is all these fuckers want, she just got a head start at instagram, mad money and has creepy fans ready for her slutty behavior now that she’s legal.

I’ve never heard of her before…because I’m a different kind of pervert…but she’s got 2.4 million followers, making money, and promoting some bullshit….

But she looks scared and I know you freaks like scared girls….right?

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2018

08

Oct

Lili Reinhart Working the Mic like it is a Dick of the Day

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It was New York Comicon, which you nerds probably livestreamed from your loser homes, and watched on your loser computers, that are jacked up and ready for GAMING, because LARPING is too much effort, when you can just World of Warcraft or Second Life from the comfort of your obesity mobility scooter…

Not that I know anything about nerd culture, even though it is mainstream, and nerd barely exists now that nerds have become billionaires and all hollywood movies are nerd based…..but I do know overrated sluts..

So here’s an overrated Lili Reinhart, Betty from Riverdale, the dumbest yet most popular show on TV, something you didn’t know still happened with all the streaming platforms…

She’s not hot, she’s hard faces, she looks big, but she’s working the mic like she works a dick, not very erotic, but I believe in your photoshop skills to edit this down with some photoshop to be her holding a dick…the way you want it.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2018

05

Oct

Barbara Palvin Gets a New Underwear Campaign of the Day

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People still have a hard on for Barbara Palvin, even though Victoria’s Secret fired her and replaced her with a lesbian who dates A-Listers, it’s better for business in this era, as they try their best to get away from being forced by societal pressure to hire a fat chick…because you know it’s coming…

I assume she was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being overweight, but along with losing weight, dating one of the Disney Kids from the Suite Life with Zach and Cody, and still getting naked, who fucking cares…

She’s Hungarian in America…still young, still doing it, and by it, I mean getting half naked, which is really her job, what her existence is based on.

I assume she’ll be back in with VS soon, she’s one of their people, the had her working for them, they trained her, and she even covered up their scandals back when Miranda Kerr was fuckin Bieber despite being married and this one was the patsy…by pretending to fuck Beiber instead. They were the same age at the time…18…

But for now, she’s building up her image and reminding us all that she’s around…still naked-ish…

Catalog pics are the worst, photoshopped, garbage, that I can’t jerk off to, but still naked-ish…and that should be enough for you pervert.

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2018

05

Oct

Dua Lipa Understand Social Media in Lingerie of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some clickbait who got a record deal being clickbait….

You know singing other people’s song, the lesson taught in Social Media 101…

Produce content people are googling or searching on youtube, then rip it off with your tits out, and the follower count will grow and grow and grow….

It’s funny to me that it’s just that easy for some people, yet other people just try so hard to make it on social media.

It’s not like the big brands are that sophisticated, they’ll do anything or buy anything or throw money at anything that has a following…to get a piece of the action witout having to invest in building a audience like they used to do in the past.

Sure quality is going down, you get what you pay for, but at least this trash gets naked enough on her social media, the other kind of clickbait…and at least it’s not a top 10 list…the worst kind of clickbait…

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2018

05

Oct

Katharine McPhee Slutty Erotica of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is married to or engaged to a 75 year old music legend…because I guess that’s what happens when you have daddy issues and a love of music…you groupie on the people with the most connections and become their little sugar baby, all taken care of and protected by them, and you don’t mind, you used to volunteer and an old folks home, you like the smell of rot and impending death, plus the sex is few and far between…viagra’s not that reliable, so that you can focus on the nice things, like naps, sitting, and doing other lazy things old people do….

Her last husband was way older than her also, bit David Foster old, but still old…because I guess old guys know how to show a gal she’s appreciated….you know old school chivalry the young guys don’t have…Traditional gender roles the way American family values need.

Then again, they’ve had so much tit, especially the really rich guys from LA who run the music industry and know they can have any tit they want, it’s probably hard to manipulate them in, other than offering to be their nurse like the Playboy girls did for Hefner…I mean what’s the benefit of having her around for him, other than someone to change his diapers…

Who knows, but I do remember when her nudes were leaked, icloud hack, and she had pics of her pussy after a labia plasty…I mean that’s a girl who fucks trying to get a designer pussy for this exact reason..to seduce a man to set her up for life..

So really this is Katharine McPhee winning at her goals. Nice to see.

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