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2018

05

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Big Titty Fitness Erotica of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger may be 75 years old and a man…but she’s got some tits bolted onto her ripped masculine body….that I guess has a lot of muscle memory from the years as a stripper dancer before becoming a mainstream pop stripper inspire act….you know an athlete you want to fuck even though she’s 75 years old and a man…I mean maybe BECAUSE she is 75 years old and a man….people are weird, fetishes are weird, Nicole Scherzinger’s hormones and possibly her genitals are weird…but she’s got tits bolted on which is really all that matters.

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2018

05

Oct

Magdalena Frackowiak Ass in a Thong for Fashion of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is the Polish cunt who was fired from Victoria’s Secret, but who you know was an asshole to everyone around her the second she signed the Victoria’s Secret contract, because that’s how these egotistical pieces of shit work…they get the validation of what they always felt they deserved in their souls and turn evil…because they don’t have to play nice or suck up anymore…they have money now…no more sucking dick for rent or dinner…

Luckily it didn’t last very long for this one, like a sex worker sent back to war torn Russia after her mail order bride situation failed, forced to try new tactics…like this.

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2018

05

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is January Jones’ grand daughter, cuz January Jones is old as fuck, which means that Jordyn Jones doens’t know who her dad is, cuz January Jones is the kind of woman who gets banged out and cummed inside by many rich people at the same time, and doesn’t bother with the paternity test to see who the dad is, but instead collects child support from all of them..clever.

Not that it has anything to do with Jordyn Jones….but these bikini pics for attention do…

Notice her, but don’t sexualize her as she innocently poses her ass out in a thong looking bathing suit, casual right.

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2018

05

Oct

Hana Giraldo Bikini of the Day

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Hana Giraldo is Pat Benatar’s Instagram Thot daughter….because when your mom is rich and famous and you’re raised among entertainers who all think they are important because the world has made them rich as fuck….you have no choice but to grow up into some trashy looking face injected slut for instagram posing with her ass and tits out…it’s almost like they are conditioned to be that instagram whore…

I’m just wondering if her dad is Giraldo, the TV host….

I guess I could google it, but why bother when I already know her is.

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2018

04

Oct

Ashley Graham Diabetes Lingerie Erotica of the Day

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Ashley Graham is disgusting

I am a firm believer that supporting her, celebrating her, seeing her as any sort of icon, is fucked up….distorted and a reflection on yourself.

You’re excited a fat chick can make it in the world and be seen as sexy by the marketing people manipulating you, even though fat chicks have been making money for years, just look at the Kardashians…and any BBW porn fetish actor…

We do not need mainstream acceptance of anything they do…

They are just encouraging diabetes, laziness, and saying it’s ok to be a fucking pig…it worked for her, for whatever reason, so it can work for you, not that you work you fat fuck dot com…but it’s nice to see other fat chicks make it cuz you’re fat and like to think if you weren’t a fat fuck on all kinds of meds you coud make it too.

I do not support fat chicks for anything other than working professional jobs, not modelling jobs, being treated like the zero sex appeal they are….work at a bakery fatty, get out of your damn underwear on the internet…

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2018

04

Oct

Top 9 Hottest MMA Girls of the Day

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I’ve partnered up with My BOOKIE to give you the opportunity to make money watching your favorite sports.

I don’t do sports content, because I don’t like sports. I think the idea of a bunch of men coming together to both watch men play games, and be the men playing the games, is pretty fucking gay…but it is a billion dollar business, I respect that people are bored with their own lives and get caught up in nonsense like passing the ball across some imaginary line for 100 million dollars a year…

So I get it….but think if you were to bet on sports, even at a small amount, you’d have more skin in the game, more reason to watch, you know a way to get paid to do what you are doing anyway….if you win…

Betting on anything makes sense to me that’s why My BOOKIE is a good thing. It makes your weird hobbies earners…

The UFC is coming up this weekend. A huge fight. Highly publicized. Scandals and TMZ stories of buses. If you watch UFC you know why, so I figure what better way to get involved with the UFC than to promote the top 10 women in UFC….used to straighten the gayness of the UFC…and for you to bet for your favorite or against your favorite because he’s a mental case…

You can go sign-up to My BOOKIE and get paid on some loser’s loss…

Here’s the list…since I don’t watch this shit, I don’t know this shit, so post your favorites in the comments!

1 – Brittney Palmer

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2- Kyra Gracie

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3- Summer Daniels

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4- Anastasia Yankova

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5- Arianny Celeste

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6- Edith Labelle

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7- Juli Firso

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8- Mercedes Terrell

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9- Rachael Ostovich

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2018

04

Oct

Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day

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Dua Lipa understands social media…that is why she is flashing her fucking panties on Social media…it’s a generate as much hype as she can situation to get her as much visibility as she can situaton…because her situation is simple…

She did cover songs on YOUTUBE. She got 1 billion views while making that YOUTUBE money off the actual songwriters back. She tricked Warner Music into thinking she was relevant with those numbers. Numbers they needed because how else do you stay relevant as an old school business in a new school world.

She cashed in a record deal with them legitimizing her. She created her original music. Warner has money invested in her and want to make the most of that investment so they promote her and hope her fans aren’t just perverts like you, but actual young girls who will pay to see her perform…and buy her music in a world where all content is free.

And now she’s flashing panties…sexualizing herself cuz you can’t flash panties and pretend it’s not a sexual thing…they are panties…and sexual by fucking default…even if they aren’t that hot, or have period stains…they are still looking up a girls skirt and that’s a fetish. Google it.

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2018

04

Oct

Ana De Armas Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or is in exile, in some political protection, like one of the migrants that the USA is so excited about housing…

I think Trump’s whole campaign was based on how the Americans can help people who can’t handle living in their own dangerous and oppressive countries…that and obviously the dreamers program of illegals being legitimized…despite being illegals…AMERICA LOVES THAT…

People throw away all politics when the illegal in question is some babe in some remake of some movie they like…because hot chicks get it easy…especially when they are famous…

How can a CUBAN PUSSY be allowed in but not a CUBAN CIGAR…and don’t most CUBANS want to stay off the radar so that CUBA doesn’t fight to get them back…or the IMMIGRATION starts looking into that Social Security Number they’ve been using…

Where is this EMBARGO they speak of? Is this Obama’s doing?

Who cares, she’s hot, and we like hot…but based on my deep historical study and analysis into Ana De Armas residency in America…from WIKIPEDIA. The 30 year old came to America in 2014 after already making it in SPAIN at the age of 18….when she married a Spanish actor for his passport…so it was some convoluted way in….that the rich and good looking get to do…because they are rich and good looking….

The more interesting thing about Cuba, far more interesting than Ana De Armas, is that you can get there for cheap….you can have a slice of paradise, beach life, ocean front all you can eat and drink paradise, for cheap, flight and hotel included for 600 dollars…and then there’s the local whores, they’re 40 dollars a day, or less….young hot cuban whores…just trying to do better for themselves…and hopefully get knocked up by some lonely Canadian fuck to save them from Cuba, because not all Cubans are as lucky as this turncoat escapee Ana De Armas….

Point of the story, she’s in a bikini.

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2018

04

Oct

Julianne Hough Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a stripper who never was…but that doesn’t mean she can’t be an exhibitionst slut who is living up to what she could have been…in a mainstream way…without being an actual stripper…by bringing the daily smut to her social media and beyond…thanks to her celebrity that gets people talking about her.

I’ve done a dozen posts on this Mormon Whore who has been on Rumpsringa for a long time now…all Hollywood and out of control….in her bikini…

I am such a typical, basic, dude…because I sexualize women who sexualize themselves and because whenever I see a girl studying professional dancing, I assume she will be a sex worker…unless she is a fat lesbian hippie, who they do accept into Liberal college dance programs…they are actually the majority in those programs…and you’d know that if you e ever audited any college class to look for whores….you know some days are slower than others and it’s nice to have hobbies like watching college girls dance and intellectualize dance with theory and history..hilarious really…

Well, she’s in her bikini with her hard nips, for you, and I guess for her brother who she clearly used to have sex with when they were coming up as the Donnie and Marie of the last generations…before she let Seacrest rip lines of coke off her asshole as he did with 2 of the girls I know personally who he has fucked…weirdos get weirder the richer they get.

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2018

04

Oct

Lucy Hale Fitness Cameltoe of the Day

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You have to wonder if some girls, like Lucy Hale, in this outfit, are actually intentionally jacking their pants into their vaginas for the paparazzi..

That’s not to say that cameltoe takes effort and that tight pants don’t ride up into cunt holes if the cunthole isn’t wearing panties….or even if the cunt hole is wearing panties…this shit happens.

It’s just to say that if you were a celebrity, and you knew the paparazzi were out there, and you didn’t want to see your cunt eating your pants, you’d probably wear some sort of pussy guard that prevents the hungry and eager cunt from eating your pants.

You know maybe rig it with a piece of plastic, or rubber, or even duct tape…trannies do all kinds of weird things with their genitals..

It is almost as if she wants you to see her pussy, exhibitionist, maybe she gets a bonuses for coverage in the media, or in a sick way masturbates to this.

Who knows, celebrities are disgusting humans with nothing to offer the world, they are rich and evil and do everything for their celebrity they image…their jobs and more pay days…

You also have to wonder if some girls like Lucy Hale have STDS…you know how else do they get famous…