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2018

11

Oct

Dakota Johnson Possibly Pregnant Cameltoe of the Day

Dakota Johnson brought her pregnant pussy lips out in a pair of leggings as girls who wear leggings that are at least one size too small often do….

I mean if you leave your house, you will see at least one pair of leggings jacked up into cunt, it’s pretty much a guarantee…so all these people complaining about the state of the country, or the world or the politics, clearly haven’t been to a mall food court in a while…cuz being able to see pussy on regular girls, out in public, all because leggings define pussy…is a pretty magical thing…

I guess when you’re pregnant like Dakota Johnson is, it’s easier to get those leggings caught in your cunt…that’s gaping and ready to expel a child…

She’s the daughter of known whore rich kid Mel Griffith, and Don Johnson. She was conceived on a Coke Bender, and she now fucks Coldplay to the point of baby making..and that’s all we need to know about her and her promoting some movie on lies.

Here she is looking like a blow up doll for W Magazine

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2018

11

Oct

Bebe Rexha Fat Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Big broad Bebe Rexha is disgusting to me. I don’t understand who she is, but I did see her at the AMAs where I realized that she must have got famous on the internet, in order to be famous in the mainstream, as these things work now, but unfortunately….it makes the mainstream one big talent show, where all their music is low quality shit, because really that’s what the people are used to and expect….

It’s like the porn industry, there used to be porn stars then everyone realized they could do porn, and the idea of star faded and was replaced with girls who fuck on camera.

It’s the music version of that, girls once rose to the top, had people invest money in them, build them all out so they were high grade and limited, but now anyone who can kinda sing and dance and makes a dumb song that goes semi viral is thrown at us like they are celebs…when they are just shit…Bebe Rexha is shit….

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2018

11

Oct

Old Lady Kristen Bell’s Creeper Sports Bra Erotica of the Day

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I am not a fan of Kristen Bell, and I know my opinion really doesn’t matter, but this is a blog, like a teenage girl in 2001, and I am allowed to write my fucking feelings down.

This is not a blog that pretends to be an investigative reporting platform to release real journalism in a well sourced and well researched way….with articles reporters work days or months on. Who’s got time or budget for that…

This is just a posting of the latest sluts in Hollywood are doing, and Kristen Bell, in her 40 years of being an actor, has solidified that position for herself…

There’s something magical with voyeurism, watching unsuspecting, or people pretending to be unsuspecting, but who know they are being watched….whether it’s at the gym, the gym showers, on a fire escape looking into a hot woman you followed home’s room, or not…it’s always fun….

But Kirsten Bell, all old and shit, makes it sad…I mean if I am going to be a pervert and watch a bitch through a window, I’d rather her mom gut not be hanging over her leggings…

Fitness can be hot, even old lady fitness…like that time I came myself jerking off in the corner of a Senior Aquafitness class at the YMCA….

But Kristen Bell cannot…maybe it is Dax, maybe it’s aging, maybe it’s the fact she’s average white and typical american looking…or maybe it’s the gunt…what I am saying is..this is really nothing great.

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Posted in:Kristen Bell|SFW

2018

11

Oct

Pregnant Margot Robbie of the Day

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Here’s Margot Robbie all pregnant and shit, because she’s an actress who takes her role as Sharon Tate real fucking seriously, and knows that if she doesn’t actually have a real baby cut out of her, she’s not a good enough actor to pull it off or make it believable.

So for the love of her craft and the love of getting Oscar nominations despite just being some slutty Australian girl who was in the right place at the right time and America decided to make her one of their top stars….she went out there to prepare for her role by having pervert directors / rapists cum in her…like the real Sharon Tate….only to prep for the execution of said baby when the murder scene shoots…so that the tears are real….the screams real…

It’s Hollywood, they can get away with murder and Tarantino is a sick fuck who supports this behavior…

I guess what I am trying to get at is that America likes blonde chicks, because Margot Robbie exists.

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Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2018

11

Oct

Who Whored it Better? Madison Beer VS Olivia Culpo in a Titty Top of the Day

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Who Whored it Better?

Madison Beer?

OR –

Olivia Culpo?

In a Titty TOP?! So Exciting…The bigger tits always win…

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Posted in:Madison Beer|Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

11

Oct

Ashlee Simpson in a Magazine Being Slutty of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson wasn’t relevant when she was relevant, if you know what I mean.

She only existed as a product of her sister, you know the kind of younger sister who just assumes she is entitled to what the older sister has, by default, because she’s born into the same family….and the family feel bad that she’s got none of the talent or appeal of the older sister…but encourage her anyway so that she doesn’t feel neglected…when she should just be happy her older sister has allowed her to have this good life without having to work or be an entertainer….eventually having her lip synch fail on SNL…and fading away, forgotten, to raise a Pete Wentz baby, who at the time was a big deal….and now fuck Diana Ross’ son who only exists because his mom is Diana Ross….his name not actually Ross, because his dad was not a Ross, but it gets you further when you’re a rich entitled twat…his dad was a mountaineer named Arne Næss Jr. who was worth over 600 million dollars, which is how Mountaineers have sex with Diana Ross….and why his kids who don’t use his name professionally have lots of stupid money and just do this for fun….

Well, as it turns out, magazines and social media like to follow people who were, or people associated to famous people, giving Ashlee Simpson the ability to finally be her own performer, her own person, and she’s doing it by trying to be slutty and seductive in some husband softcore porn, that looks like a cheesy instagram shoot, because it pretty much is….as nothing is original or exciting…but I guess Ashlee Simpson being slutty is hilarious and I like to fancy myself a comedy site before a porn site…so take in this desperation….and encourage it, because it is important to encourage all women to pretend to be intense, sexual, model bitches with their posing…

I mean she’s 34 and looking better than she did at 24…..thanks face injections I guess…

Posted in:Ashlee Simspon|SFW

2018

10

Oct

Selena Gomez Period Pants of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted up an ass pic in a pair of red pants that I would call period pants….and that I have called period pants over the years…once to a girl singing Soldier Boy because it was that long ago…which resulted in her friends attacking me and throwing drinks on me at some party only a few years ago…calling me a misogynist because I guess you can’t joke around about period pants or pants that would disguise your period stains better than white or beige pants…it is misogyny…and apparently you can’t tell girls in the grocery store who smell like period that they smell like period…because we all know period smells..especially those of us who used to jerk off to old pads we found in the garbage room of the apartment complex.

None of this has to do with Selena Gomez or her trying to showcase her ass, looking Latina, you know give the people some cultural flavor to her otherwise generic Hollywood souless and flavorless life…that only has some edge because of her fake tits and her terminal illness….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

10

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Underboob and Fake Booty of the Day

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Your girl Aubrey O’Day is back at it. Some Diddy Fucking, Don Jr Fucking. Big Fake Reality TV tits, that morphed into a fat chick, and morphed back into big fake everything….and she’s putting out a new Music Album, despite being in her 30s and too old, she’s figured she can get all the injections the other bitches are getting and end up looking like a Russian Sex Doll, with big old lips, a smooth injected face, and a smooth fat fake ass, that she knows how to pose proper…

Aubrey O’Day is good, I am a fan and I support her next Album and Tour because I support girls who don’t give up, who keep on trying, but realize that focus on looking like something black dudes like to fuck, and things will work out for you, unless they are a Kardashian, in which case things work out for them, but I hate every second of it, and I think they should all be taken out back and shot….while Aubrey O’Day needs to be worshipped…all soaking her pussy to get it nice and clean for you…probably not possible after fucking DIDDY…but maybe the minnows eat off the calluses

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2018

10

Oct

Alyson Aly Michalka and Amanda AJ Michalka Erotica of the Day

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Here are some old timer sisters from Disney, being old in their own content for the social media with their tits out….because like them, I understand how fandom works, and I know the once a fan always a fan way these people think. The world is a vast place, there are a lot of people on it, and to lock in a handful of people after years of high level exposure is totally normal and expected…people are weird and commit to a cause or a set of tits and follow those tits through it all…cuz life passes by us fast….so we don’t even realize it’s been 20 years. Just look at Maitland Ward’s career. People who fanned her as teen in the 90s pay her to fuck on her patreon….even though logically you’d think she’d disappear and fade out…but no, thanks to creepy perverts everywhere…their tits live on far into retirement….

Alyson Aly Michalka and her sister Amanda AJ Michalka used to be Disney kids

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Posted in:Alyson Aly Michalka|Amanda AJ Michalka|SFW

2018

10

Oct

Charlize Theron Got Them Titties On for Fashion of the Day

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I think it’s safe to assume that Charlize Theron was diddled by her dad….

It is also safe to assume, that unless she wasn’t in the country when her mother shot and killed her father in self-defense…that she is the one who shot and killed her father in self defense.

They claim that her alcoholic father was out of control and abusive, but OBVIOUSLY they would say that to get off murder charges. They had a life plan to chase, using the tall blonde hot model daughter to get them there. Mothers protect their daughters and being a woman who killed her dad would be bad for business…whether he was abusive or not..he wasn’t so abusive he had to die…call the police and sort it out like a non pyschopath killer would.

He probably just told her she couldn’t model, so she had a tantrum and they built this storyline….

Prove me wrong…send me the police file.

I don’t know the backstory of how things were back in South Africa, I just know stories I’ve heard from producers in Hollywood about how she came to America to avoid the whole murder thing, only to get work for Playboy, where she got naked for Playboy and as that money was running out, she was desperate to make it work, and seduced the right producer into giving her a role in her first movie, and that led to a career that led to an Oscar and showcasing the tits we say back in 1998 in Playboy, when they were 20 years younger and hotter….but still as eager to be seen.

Here she is at some event

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Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

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