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2018

05

Nov

Haley Joel Osment in Leggings Doing a Weird Butt SHot of the Day

People don’t really give Haley Joel Osment the credit he deserves, especially in this era of transgender….and not for his amazing acting ability in movies like AI and The Sixth Sense, but that like all famous males, he turned awkward at puberty, so he decided to get on the girl hormones and become Emily – cuz cute girls get more out of life and it’s far easier for them to get ahead…all they have to do is post silly pics in leggings, bikinis, fitness gear and everyone gets excited…while dudes have it a lot harder…so when you’re brought into this world young…you have a weird reliance on following, audience and fame…so you do what you gotta do..

So here he is…ass in the air in some new sexual position because no one is better to craft a new sex position that a dude…who pretends to be a girl..cuz dudes are fucking perverts and come up with pervert things…but when presented by a girl…it makes it far better…hotter…good…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2018

05

Nov

Magdalena Frackowiak Jacking Her Panties Up Her Ass for Poland of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is a Polish sex work from Poland..not the land of Nail Polish even though it is spelled the same way and that may confuse you…..

Her half naked for social media may seem desperate on the week of the very very important, at least to white trash trailer park with cable who like Victoria’s Secret fashion shows because it’s porn for the non porn consumer in this era of everyone watching porn….and I guess important for all the IG models trying to be real models…VS models…into it for the dream…and I guess for all mall shopping consumers who think nonsense infomercials important….

But Madga was a VS model who was, before getting fired cuz no one gave a shit about her, and the last two or three years she’s been on IG trying to find herself..and I guess this is what she’s come up with….

I like skinny Polish girls…so it works for me…..so let’s hope it works for you…fracking you like you were a small town community controlled by an oil company…the way only a frackowiak can….I don’t know what that means..but I’m sticking to it.

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2018

05

Nov

The EMAs Happened and Here are the Sluts of the Day

Pop culture is so shit. Pop music so shit. Celebrity so shit. Award shows so shit. This site by default so shit. The pics probably seen by anyone who cares about this shit on instagram which is shit. Owned by facebook which is shit…but the only salvation this whole thing had…was that Lindsay Lohan was there…so you know it was top tier…top quality…international slut behavior to promote garbage no one even likes but are forced to listen to because that’s how programming from the media works.

Lindsay Lohan was there cuz she’s Eurotrash

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Hailee Steinfeld 1/4 Black so she Can Use the N Word and Not Get Fired….looking better than ever…fit as fuck…jerk off to her…she wants it….sick fuck…..All these celebs jacking up their faces..it’s like standard practice these days.

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BEBE REXHA Albanian THIGHS

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Dua Lipa Albanian with the Biggest Shoulders in Music…or is it the smallest head on some Beetlejuice shit – who knows…maybe her fan does?

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BEBE REXHA and DUA LIP Dancing for Albanian Pop Culture Takeover….

Ana Fernandez – Whoever That is…

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Cami Cabello in a Red Dress

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Cody Simpson’s Sister Ashlee was there with Diana Ross’ Son in Diana Ross’ Outfits

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Laura Whitmore Whoever the Fuck That Is

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Nick Minaj – a Monster – with Tits

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Jourdan Dunn – Isn’t She Supposed to be at a Fashion Show?

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2018

05

Nov

Dynasty Loves You Won Halloween of the Day

I know Halloween is over..I need to give it a rest…but I meant to post this legendary costume last week for the real deal perverts….featuring DynastyLoveYou an Instagram Sensation with close to 700,000 followers who has gone pretty fucking viral because her content is on another level of amazing. I’ve done a post on her before because I have my finger on the pulse of pop culture HERE

This is my favorite influencer. She is all that is right in the world.

I am not too sure what her disability is, but she proves that despite being what a kardashian would call retarded and not lose her show over it, cuz she makes people too much money to get fired….or what nice people would call HADI-CAPABLE which I guess is kind of segregating and objectifying them in their own right….in what I’ll call “I don’t see anything wrong with her”….because we are all God’s Children…created equal and don’t have labels…

But it’s nice to know that a full crazy person can do better than 99 percent of social networking whores who make their INSTA their lives….and can’t even do it as well as the disabled…which is hilarious…

Here she is dancing…

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2018

02

Nov

Bella Hadid Makes Anorexia Great Again of the Day

Bella Hadid put on a pair of bicycle shorts, because that’s the style now, you know shameless people need to find the most revealing outfits possible, so they channel the 50+ orthodontist group that meets on saturday afternoons when their wives are volunteering at the Jewish Hospital…you know keeping things spicy….being gayer than bicycle shorts…which is a way I used to describe people many fucking years ago – you can google the archive to see the way I used this brilliant expression – using the SEARCH TAB up there on the right…

That said, Bella Hadid, the ugly one in the family, who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled and entitled and people, even at a young age sucked up to her cuz she’s rich…and is now sucked up to by the world who give her fat checks…rocking this pair of bike shorts for the world to see both her battered pussy from all the sex with The Weekend, who cheated on her the first time around with a girl I know, and she said he broke her in half….girls and their love for the black cock…but mainly when it’s rich and famous black cock…you’re never seeing the ghetto black dude on his bike pulling hot chicks with a hip hop fetish…you just see them with the fat white chicks no one wants…because girls of all levels are into money and fame and status..

She’s a groupie – that’s what I am trying to say and dude’s got some famous model all about his dick and he can do whatever he wants…cuz she’s broken and knows she’s a monster and that he’s got better options…

POINT BEING…UGLY HADID and her rebuilt face so hard she’s not even the same person, but is getting paid to be this repica human, has been starving herself, not starving herself enough, because she’s not hospitalized…or dead in her attempt to be pretty while the world just uses her for her instagram presence….

MadamMeow the god of the FORUM said that she liked that she starves herself because hopefully she starves herself to death…

Where as I’m darker and just hope she suffers…organ failure…you know in the name of skinny…death is just so permanent while permanent damage is more painful….or that she is just too weak to run from predators….

I’m joking….I don’t care enough for an ugly scam to die or suffer….disappear sure…get so skinny you can’t see her when she stands sideways…….

But I am actually hopeful in that I hope it leads to influencing other girls starving themselves, cuz she’s an influencer, so do something good for once because I’m tired of all the fat girls getting press, when skinny is wonderful….eating disorders the way it is supposed to be…how it always was….before America get so off course and decided Anorexia was wrong…

So here’s Bella Hadid making ANorexia Great Again…use influencers to influence the right way….

How the fuck is this ugly bitch even a thing….I don’t get it.

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2018

01

Nov

Emma Roberts Got Them Titties On of the Day

Emma Roberts Got Them Titties On Low Cut Dress

Emma Roberts is my favorite celebrity girl who has what I assume are some serious Daddy issues….because I want to believe that she’s got daddy issues…but I remember that everyone has daddy issues in one way or another..which is weird because I am sure there are some great dads out there…who still have daughters half naked on the internet…because daddy issues, and really all issues are relatively, in that even if your dad’s not a complete loser fuck up, you think he is so that you can post memes about being a sad, disgruntled, anxiety ridden millennial…whilst posing half naked…

Emma Roberts is not half naked, but she’s got her titties out, which is a new look for her, one I support and encourage because tits, on skinny girls are wonderful.

I don’t know why I am a fan of Emma Roberts…but I think she’s one of the celebrity kids who doesn’t make me hate her by default for being born into a connected family, building a career from being in that connected family….but that could jsut be her tits distracting my anger and jealousy…

I think I like her enough to make this site dedicated to Emma Roberts…an Emma Roberts fan site…cuz every girl with a deadbeat dad needs a drunkenstepfather…

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2018

31

Oct

Halloween is Still Happening on Halloween of the Day

I know that today is official Halloween, but the whores out there have been posting costumes for a week now, because there has been at least a week of costume related parties that everyone goes nuts for with Social Media existing, where one could argue everyday is Halloween because you live a lie with your muppet face and facetune costumes, but that really is only official Halloween once a year where they get to be someone else, or show off a variety of costumes, some bitches have 10 costumes a year for all their events they must attend, or just that they must dress up for in their house to capture that Insta pic…social norms…if you don’t post your costume pic – you don’t fucking exist…

Well celebs are no exception to the rule, they are out there clickbaiting us with slutty costumes, stupid costumes….even though Halloween is no longer the excuse needed to be slutty, there are slut shaming protests people, the time of the slut is now, be who you want to be, just don’t be an idiot and buy some generic slutty version of whatever costume…save your money and get good lingerie..boycott the rip off stores…and remember you don’t even need to dress slutty today…or tomorrow or last weekend…cuz you can do that everyday..so get yourself in a mascot costume and give the real perverts something to jack off to….cuz when else can they see hot chicks in mascot costumes…the basic perverts who like to see you in lingerie will be here the next 365 days to see all your lingerie pics…use today to target the real niche fetishes…

We already posted a bunch of pre halloween costumes – featuring Ariel Winter, Lily Rose Depp, Nicky Hilton, Ireland Baldwin, Olivia Munn, Sarah Hyland and Victoria Justice CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

We have a monster post on the FORUM, we have a forum you know, a Forum is also a Message Board..it was pre-social media social media and we got one….that features all the costumes CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS

Here’s Rita Ora’s Monster Tits….which could be Halloween….or just everyday…this is how she dresses…

Rita Ora Massive TIts

Here’s Ashley Greene as a Witch

Here’s Joey King…..doing whatever the fuck this is…I know someone’s jacking off to it…

Here’s Sophie Turner…..as an elephant that fucks a Jonas Brother like his dad…

Kylie Jenner as a blow up doll Barbie Butterfly

Kylie Jenner Barbie Halloween Costume Tight Bikini

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Here’s ZOmbie Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar on her 300th Birthday

Here’s Zendaya…as Handmaids Tail…I thought this costume was banned….

Here’s GIGI GORGEOUS – a TRANNY FROM YOUTUBE…BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE….for you trans loving perverts…

Bella Thorne as Bride of Chucky with her meth head boyfriend
Bella Thorne Slutty Halloween White Lingerie

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Here’s Rebecca Black – cuz it’s Friday Somewhere for her big tits…

Here’s Chloe Ferry Going as Someone With a Silly Fake Trashy Ass

Alexis Ren as a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars
Alexis Ren Halloween Dancing with the Stars

Here’s Sammi Hanratty…..

Teyanna Taylor as Kitana

Ciara being a black panther
Ciara Halloween Black Panther

Beyonce as Phoni Braxton….

Lily Rose Depp Thigh…

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I went through my images from 2012 – now, because I changed my site in 2012 and all the pre-2012 images got fucked up the ass….and this is the best of yesteryear according to my archives that are pretty shitty because I don’t employ an archivist of all my brilliant 14 years of daily rants no one reads…These are the ARCHIVES

Ashley Tisdale in 2017

HILARY DUFF RACIST in 2016

Lohan in 2015

Charlotte McKinney in 2014…

Rihanna in 2013…

Gaga in 2012….

Posted in:Halloween|SFW

2018

31

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day

So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption:

Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women….

Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert…

But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice…

Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls…

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2018

31

Oct

Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Ass for the Party of Five Revival of the Day

I was reading over at EVILBEETGOSSIP that Party of Five was making a comeback….which I guess means Jennifer Love Hewitt feels the need to make a comeback too…so she called the paparazzi to take advantage of the hype the show that originally got dudes jerking off to her big tits on a small frame….that made her famous and in all the movies and by all the movies I mean “I know what you did last summer”…and the one where she wore a blue tank top…you know the one…you’re old like me…grey chest hair level old…

That said…the number one lesson we can learn from Jennifer Love Hewitt about big tits on a small frame is that nature is working against us on this oddity…and that nature wants the rest of her to be fat…and often times nature wins….unless girl gets into the whole starving herself and working out just the right amount to not lose her tits everyone likes while maintaining a normal body weight…

So this girl, after fame, basically exploded and has been struggling with her weight since…this fat ass in leggings is her old ass body looking better than it has in the past but never as good as it did when she was a meme before memes….

And the real question in all this is where’s Nev Campbell…oh right the new Party of Five is about Mexican kids surviving after their parents get deported not white parents who died in a car accident….my god…but logical for the state of the nation and clickbait pandering to everyone and focused on exploiting inclusion and diversity…while pretty much being racist, obvious and exploitative in your cashing in….but the world ignores that and just celebrates the steps in the right direction using Mexican talent since America is 50 percent Mexican…see ya later white people….they should hire me to write it since my mom was a Mexican whore before she died of AIDS and I ended up in Canada an orphan….

At least the pandering story isn’t that the parents are TWO TRANS, you know those stories where the mom is the dad and the dad is the mom, who get killed in some TRANS rights protest by Trump Supports….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents on a Christmas trip they all take to Cabo for their Christmas special, unless these Mexicans are actually Muslim Jews, because Christmas is wrong…it’s called HOLIDAY SPECIAL NOT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL JESUS….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents as Trans and Black and pansexuals who will fuck anything during their feminist protests…. because there are black people in Mexico…you racists who think there aren’t black mexicans are the problem….

The good news is that the news brought out some JLH fat ass, I mean if that’s even good news…it’s dimply.

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Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|SFW

2018

31

Oct

Bella Hadid With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

Bella Hadid Pussy Stretch Legs Spread

Here’s some Bella Hadid holding hands with Naomi Campbell because I guess they are dykes…despite all the coverage Bella Hadid has been giving to The Weeknd lately, probably because he’s their MERKIN…you know because Naomi Campbell and Bella Hadid don’t want to let the world know they are dykes….because I learned this week that a MERKIN is a male beard….you know the dude used to distract people from a background lesbian relationship…in a “she can’t be dyke, she dates the Weeknd, not not the actual weekend, yes I know we all love the weekend it’s the best time of the week but only a few of us actually fuck the weekend she fucks The Weeknd…he’s a songstress from Canada”…

Not that it matters, the world is filled with dykes, it’s a trend now to be in a lesbian relationship you know….

So her spreading her pussy in a deep pussy stretch could be her recovering from that big black cock she’s into (BBC in the porn world)…or it could be her prepping to be fisted because she’s been banged out by BBC is the past and fists are the appropriate size to get the same feeling of fullness…the pussy version of an afternoon at the all you can eat buffet…or maybe none of this matters because she’s some overrated, ugly looking, plastic faced, muppet who only exists cuz she’s a rich bratty whining spoiled girl who has a father who puts importance on models…even low level models he pays the rent for in LA.

I know she’s got fans who find her hot, queer fucks like tranny porn too don’t you?

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