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2017

11

Dec

Jasmine Tookes Nipples in GQ of the Day

Jasmine Tookes is the token Black or maybe she’s Indian, I mean she’s definitely of color to make the brand seem like they are all-inclusive, like a shitty resort I got Chlamydia in the hot tub, at least that’s what I told my wife, it was really in some fat chick I met at the bar while on a family vacation, it’s always the fat ones you don’t think fuck, who you use no condom with thinking you’re safe based on logic, who actually fuck more than they eat cake, because they want it, and never use condoms because other guys think they are the only one fucking them..

Not a problem Jasmine Tookes has, I mean this girl is pretty substantial, I guess trying to build her profile, doing media, targing men, hoping they jerk off to her as girls do….

Lookin’ Good.

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2017

11

Dec

Emma Roberts is Hot of the Day

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Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, is in some photoshoot for some magazine because she’s a celebrity in an of herself…

Sure it was likely not that hard for her to make it in the industry, but then again, her dad’s been trying to make it since he first fell off after winning his Oscar…But I guess a cute girl is easier to cast, especially when she’s not addicted to drugs, self destructive, while in some coke prostitute filled downward spiral…before having a career straight to DVD or no straight to Netflix…to pay the child support checks that paid for this one to grow into the young goddess she is…

I am sure Auntie Julia had more to do with her career really….and that’s ok, who cares how they get here, some people have it easier and better than others, it’s how society is built, it’s not even footing for us all….just care that she’s happened cuz she looks pretty good to me…

I just hope there’s some deep routed daddy issues, low self esteem and self worth….despite having a career. A girl just wants daddy love on her weekend with him….and not daddy in a pile of womens panties with a nose bleed too blasted out of his mind to take her to the zoo.

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2017

08

Dec

Katharine McPhee Cleavage in Le Palme Magazine of the Day

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My biggest post of the week, not that I ever really look into stats, but sometimes accidentally look into stats, is Katharine McPhee in a bikini…

But also 14 people have searched for kathy lee gifford tits, that’s how they ended up on the site…must be REGIS…that perv…
5 people searched maitland ward anus
1 person searched dog anus…
1 person ended up on the site for lesbian poop blog and another said pornstars pooping….

That said, it almost amazes me that people are into Katharine McPhee because she hardly exists, she’s an American Idol person…is that all you need to be to have this longivity….but people are fucking lame…

She’s sugar babying David Foster…and she’s had a vagina rebuilt and pics of that were leaked – which was cool and now she’s in a magazine…

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2017

08

Dec

Irina Shayk and Bar Refaeli in Amen Magazine of the Day

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Omg! Old ethnic models with the tits on, who are now in their 30s moms, stripping down to their underwear for a magazine, that likely didn’t put this shoot together, but rather bought old pics of the girls, who both have their unique story of climbing their way to the top…One, an Israeli from Tel Aviv who is happy about Trump moving the Capital of Israel to Jerusalem, to give the Jewish people the land they feel they deserve…who was a cokehead partier that fucked DiCaprio in her rise to finding other rich guys who liked getting DiCaprio sloppy seconds…the other a Russian communist who pulled similar tactics of famous dude to get famous…only one didn’t bother going the billionaire route, she was more about image and liked the celebrity route….while BOTH look great half naked, at least they did pre-birthing…and if you were rich and famous – you’d probably want to cum in them too, you know to pay them at least 20k a month for child suppport for 18 years…cuz you can afford that pussy..it becomes a status thing really…

Irina Shayk

Bar Refaeli

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2017

08

Dec

Pam Anderson Hep C Free of the Day

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Pam Anderson being Hep Free makes her hard to make fun of, even when she’s posing in a slutty photoshoot, featuring her as if she was 30 years younger, while she’s pushing 60 years old, but she’s still looking alright, and I guess her internal organs feels younger than they have in years, which has finally allowed her titties, that are probably only a few years old, and her jacked up injected face to synch up…

I don’t know what this is about, but as someone who liked Pam Anderson’s nipples in Baywatch, and Pam Anderson in Playboy as much as you’d like any sex doll, this is a reminder that it’s ok to hang up the titties, you don’t need to keep posing in front of the camera, no matter how trash you are, you eventually become that old stripper stripping for fun, not necessity and that takes all the fun out of it.

I guess what it comes down to is that those tits have been to battle..and so has the rest of her…yet here she is…disease free. Fascinating.

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2017

08

Dec

Selma Blair’s Lame Art Installation of the Day

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Art Basel is a lame event where cheesy fucking rich kids and scensters come together to be lame as fuck, thinking they are cool as fuck, because they all suck each other dicks….and encourage each other…and the brands follow..cuz it’s about the fucking ART at ART basel…right…

Art that if you have no taste is awesome and instagrammable – so funny like a meme….instagram…and all the other idiots encourage this dumb art that isn’t art – like encouraging each other’s feces..in this Selma Blair 65 year old doing nonsense – wasting time….existing….garbage…

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2017

08

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Hard Nipple for the GQ Awards with Other Sluts of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale had hard nipples at the GQ Awards, whatever the fuck that is, sounds like some real bullshit to me, you know a fake award show to get people to an event, saying shit like GQ thinks this person is the best of the year, a Holiday party if you will, and Beckinsale brought her old lady tits. I call them Vampire tits…cuz she’s old and never aging, nipples still perky as fuck, despite having an 18 year old like some ghetto teen mom you meet at the hotel bar looking to suck dick…

I should have my own award shows, where the winner would be you, for being so pathetic for looking at this shit, but more pathetic for visiting this site to see the shit..

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Madelaine Petsch was there, we like her.

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Gal Gadot was there, she’s garbage.

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2017

08

Dec

Lily Moulton is Cindy Crawford’s Son’s Girlfriend and This is her Vagina in a Bikini of the Day

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Lily Moulton is with Presley Gerber, the son of Randi Gerber, the Boozy Tequila with George Clooney Malibu based Billionaire, and Cindy Crawford the original All-American Supermodel, who are best known for producing a 15 year old Cindy Crawford clone they’ve already started selling off to the industry, doing the sleazy modeling because it’s a good way to cash in and set your life up, even though you’re the heir to many millions of dollars and never need to work…

So Presley, also the heir to all that money they’ve made, is fucking this girl, and it looks like she’s been banged out proper, in her white bathing suit, a gift from the bathing suit gods really, allowing us all to see her full fucking pussy – like girl shouldn’t even be wearing clothes at this point..and I guess she barely is…

She’s got that trashy look, likely also a rich kid, these people stick together and they all look like this…but check out that pussy on her skinny bod…pretty racy.

Posted in:Lily Moulton|SFW

2017

08

Dec

Bella Hadid See Through Shirt VS Kendall Jenner See Through Shirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid wore a see enough shirt to showcase what are likely breast implants…

I want to use these images as evidence that Bella Hadid is fucking ugly….and thus an overrated spoiled rich kid who has a father who fucks models and wants his kids to be models and is willing to invest in it rather than an Ivey League generation because school is for idiots, make the kids vapid, vain celebrities that the industry stupidly overpays…turn them into a viral video basically…and be sure to keep up their face injections because bitch may eventually melt and look as rough as she is looking…

Bella Hadid is not hot…but people seem to think she is….it’s gotta be the tits..tits do that to people…

In Other news, Kendall Jenner had a see through shirt on, she put on a coat, probably her dad’s coat, to cover up, because her dad doesn’t need his sports jackets now that he’s chopped his dick off in a weird rage….you know since she didn’t want you to see her nipples…and as lame as she may be, at least she’s not Bella Hadid…you see she was a star of a hit show for many years, I don’t choose what becomes a hit show and if you’re on a hit show you deserve to get paid…rather than being the sister of the Hit Show star’s mooch…

Either way, no bras anywhere…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenenr|SFW

2017

08

Dec

Sarah Hyland Low Level Toplessness of the Day

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Sarah Hyland likes attention, all these girls do…that is how they are raised by their parents, that is all that matters to their existence…and she’s seen how well it’s done for Ariel Winter and Sofia Vergara, her friends in Modern Family fame…

I find her weird muppet head confusing, if not terrifying, so her toplessness is a step in the right direction, you know low level, easy to produce, racy content for her camera – not quite officially ready to flash her cunt but a start or at least a cocktease…to the one person who finds her hot….and that’s her homosexual boyfriend who is using her for his own personal brand – take whatever A-Lister you can.

I hate cockteases and I don’t find this cockteasing at all. I find this terrible…but people seem to like her so take it…while she gives it. I’ve seen it before, the exhibitionism increases as time goes on…tip of iceberg…dabbling in the sleaze before diving fully into it.

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