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2017

06

Nov

Megan Fox in Lingerie of the Day

Megan Fox in Lingerie

Megan Fox is still around…

She got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween…

They fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction that killed them, then they sold off and continued to make bad marketing decisions by hiring a washed up mom of 3 with another washed out person…who is OLD…and who no one cares about…so I don’t get how this happened, why it happened, how it happened, but I hope the person got fired and when they get out of the contract…the idiot signed because he was a groupie of Megan Fox…weird…

This is beyond weird…

SHE ALSO LEFT THE GYM IN TIGHT PANTS…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LEAVING THE GYM CLICK HERE

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

06

Nov

Kristin Cavallari in a Bikini of the Day

Kristin Cavallari in a Bikini

The age old question has been brought to our attention again..

If a reality star from 5 years ago, who ultimately doesn’t matter, puts on a bikini, does she make a sound.

Well apparently, yes.

Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach, who had an ego to turn down The Hills cuz she was going to become a big acting star, without being informed that she had no talent, and didn’t deserve mainstream success from being on a reality show…Luckily she found a rich athlete to carry her through life..

She is in a bikini…a mom of a few kids and despite being in her 30s, looks pretty ripped…

I guess it’s not a sex tape…you’d expect but it’s something….

The most interesting Orange County Gossip on this girl, not that you care, is that she was a slutty girl who locked the sugar baby hustle down, and apparently her famous NFL husband broke up with her and she fucked him, got pregnant and doesn’t need that acting money or regrets of THE HILLS money she never made..because she was trying to get famous…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2017

06

Nov

Joanna Krupa Fame Whore No Panties of the Day

Joanna Krupa No Panties

Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker but likes getting people talking about her…I guess it feels good to her soul for people to talk about you….it makes her feel like she matters, like she exists, like she’s made it….

In her defence, the stripper, who never was a stripper, but who instead was a Maxim Model or FHM model when those things mattered, managed to give her career a second life in her mid to late 30s through reality TV, something bigger that she ever could have imagined, being a hot Polish slutty half naked model no one cared about…but the power of the media, tricked America into thinking she mattered and tricked her into thinking she mattered and now she walks around in tight dresses with no panties on – giving a little tease, enough of a tease to get in the paparazzi…it’s that easy…and so is she..

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2017

06

Nov

Rat Cow Shameless for Rumored TYGA Video of the Day

Rat cow and her rat face is not hot, interesting, talented or compelling, but she’s got great tits and is a reminder that if you have great tits on a small frame, the world, or at least a bunch of fucking perverts will watch you in your quest to be a celebrity…having sex with David Fincher and Ben Afleck, and not complaining about it to the media, because she wants more move roles, and that’s how she gets them…because that’s the kind of girl she is…

Naked for followers, with so many followers, that she thinks she’s important, when really she’s just a Tila Tequila, people follow her because people are drones and follow whatever the fuck they are told or see other people follow, but if this girl died tomorrow, no one would care and the only reason they do care, is because social media followers never mass unfollow…they just are bored and look at the shitty content these people post, then write blogs on them like me….

It’s like the Kardashians, a family this girl keeps trying to get closer and closer to, even in this TYGA video, I’ve never heard anyone say good things about the Kardashians, I’ve never heard of any of their fans that supposedly exist, I just know that people say they hate them, don’t unfollow them and allow them to exist, and I guess the same goes for these tits, follow them but don’t care about them, tits that she’s trying to polarize to be fashion influencer tits, that book her some fashion campaigns, when really she’s just a Glamour model with a rat face, with tits…

The world is weird. Here’s a pic she posted the other day….art not shameless at all…why aren’t these pics reported and her account deleted…people need to shut this smut down.

RAT COW WAS AT SOME EVENT TRYING TO PRESENT HERSELF AS HIGH END FASHION EVEN THOUGH SHE’S JUST A LOW HANGING FRUIT TRASHY

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW|Videos

2017

03

Nov

SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week – The Halloween Edition Part 2

Halloween is not dead…I already posted SFW CAM GIRLS THE HALLOWEEN EDITION PART 1 but I had so much amazing footage that I had no choice but to put it together….

You see, I’m sad Halloween is over. Halloween is the best time of year and we couldn’t fit all our Halloween content into one Halloween video – so we did a sequel…like all good horror movies….but with a totally different kind of horror…you know because it’s hot and fun and amazing…

But we can keep Halloween alive, and these cam girls, so clever in their hustle and performances


TO See These Girls Get Naked CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepTV

2017

03

Nov

Brie Larson See Through Dress of the Day

Brie Larson See Through Dress

Brie Larson is not that hot, I mean not hot at all really, but she’s been chosen as the next big thing in Hollywood thanks to Hollywood being a very weird place that decides who gets the big payouts based on who the fuck knows….or who the fuck fucks who fuck you know what I mean…

She won an an Academy award that girl only got because the story and the production…I don’t buy into good actors existing, anyone can act if they are a big enough asshole….but that Academy award makes all these other idiots think they need to hire her…

She is a homely hipster looking girl trying to glam up and I just appreciate that she’s in a see through dress – where you can see her damn nipple pasties…other than that…she’s garbage.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Pregnant Looking Rihanna of the Day

Pregnant Looking Rihanna

Rihanna’s been looking rough, thick, like a typical Bajan woman who’s pushing 30 and filled with babies and Roti and other greasy food, because despite being a tropical island where you think life would be fun filled and sun filled and active…the ladies who live there are all very fucking large…I guess it’s from a sugar they eat..on the old plantations they once were slaves on…and now make Rum from….WHO KNOWS…

Her titties look bigger, she looks more crackhead and crazy and her boyfriend is some multi billionaire…knocked up would make sense even if she’s already richer than god…or everyone on her Island combined, including Simon Cowell who goes there to fuck boys..

This is not a Halloween….

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Danielle Knudson & Jordan van der Vyver in a Bathing Suit Shoot of the Day

Danielle Knudson & Jordan van der Vyver in a Bathing Suit Shoot

Danielle Knudson is an irrelevant model from Canada who am not even going to bother looking up on the internet machine…

I feel like I need to give a little Canadian Content…to someone who doesn’t give me any love of admiration on Canada Day when all Canadians hold hands and discuss Native American Issues, Global Warming, the Polar Ice Cap, all the water and minerals we have in the north, and other Canadian things like Celine Dion’s next Album, or Pam Anderson’s tits…it’s a cultural thing…a culture she’s left behind to be a low level, not even that hot, model on the beach in a bathing suit.

The other model is Jordan van der Vyver…whatever the fuck that means..

Posted in:Danielle Knudson|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Useless Award Show Brought Out the Pussy of the Day

Useless Award Show Brought Out the Pussy

If you know anything about narcissistic assholes, it’s that they fucking love to be give trophies and awards that mean nothing..

So brands realize this simple detail about an ego, and are clever enough to put on bullshit award shows honoring the people, basically publicly sucking their dick, to get them to attend, post, tag the event for free…

It’s a PR person’s wet dream, you know “OMG, All these sluts who charge 100k a post to attend an event and post to the IG, came for free, we just had to give them medals like retard children in elementary school”….

Here are some of the sluts in attendence not looking all that hot…I’m talking to you Hailey Baldwin..Shay Mitchell looked a little gothic while flashing some thigh, while Ashley Tisdale was just a bull dozer and that Delilah Hamlin fetish was wearing too much damn clothes…garbage…everywhere…the trophy they all deserve is a giant pale turd from malabsorbtion.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Hailey Baldwin|SFW|Shay Mitchell

2017

03

Nov

Kate Hudson In a Bikini on a Boat Showing Fake Tits of the Day

Kate Hudson In a Bikini on a Boat Showing Fake Tits

Kate Hudson got some titty going on in this picture that I saw on the internet – that I don’t see on her social media feed – and that may be old – like her – because she’s old – but old doesn’t stop us from looking at tits – it’s just lowers the value of the tits..but they are still tits….

This photo may be recent, it’s so pixelated, or it could be from an era where she banged everyone she could, and made some men so crazy they tried to kill themselves, all while working in Romantic Comedy playing the same person thanks to her mom being to old and the industry needing a stand in….

Good pic though.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW