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2017

02

Nov

Selana Gomez in a Sports Bra Showing Kidney Scars and New Face of the Day

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Selana Gomez in a Sports Bra Showing Kidney Scars and New Face

Selena Gomez is such a dark, broken, depressing chipmunk with a new face and new Kidney…who isn’t and has never really been hot..but for some reason, a reason I called giving Zuckerberg handjobs, is the most followed person on instagram…

Girl is an earner, a broken down, depressing chipmunk earner….who checks herself into rehab every year or two, when she’s not harvasting organs from groupies she lets live with her rent free because she hates being alone.

It’s a weird world, weird industry and Selena Gomez is a weird character but not as weird as jerking off to pics of her in a sports bra…that’s just real weird..

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2017

01

Nov

Cellulite Ridden Ariel Winter with the No Neck Drowning in Cellulite of the Day

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Cellulite Ridden Ariel Winter

Ariel Winter didn’t drown in her Cellulite, but it was a close call…she’s managed to survive it….but it won’t be long before it wins….

The crazy thing in this outfit is that she’s not wearing a Halloween costume, this isn’t fat chick with no neck dressed like a slutty troll with no neck, this is her actual everyday look…

Sloppy ass and legs, despite her working out, gunt hanging out, all terrifying and at such a young age…

So rich, so famous from TV, yet so vile…but not aware of how vile she is, otherwise she’d put some damn clothes on….

Disgusting. Definitely.

Halloween…

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2017

01

Nov

Bella Thorne of the Day

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Bella Thorne needs a post – everyday

Even though she was lazy as fuck on Halloween

I blame opiates…ravers always end up with mental disorders and start the sedatives.

Especially when they are broken, whored by their parents, exhibitionists…

That’s why Bella Thorne needs a post…

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2017

01

Nov

Liv Tyler Fat Mom in Lingerie of the Day

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Liv Tyler Fat Mom in Lingerie

Liv Tyler…I mean…Liv Tyler?

Why would any brand, whether it is one Liv Tyler owns or not, would use Liv Tyler as their face, or big booty mom ass, is beyond me…

She’s fucking old….and only famous from before our time…I mean before the interent existed not before my time, I am old as fuck and remember the Aerosmith videos back when music videos mattered…featuring her and Alicia Silverstone, in what I guess was Steven Tyler’s attempt to celebrity daughter a girl he fathered but who he was pretty much a deadbeat towards…creating the actress who we haven’t seen act in a long time…making these lingerie pics even weirder..

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2017

01

Nov

Lais Ribeiro in a 2 Million Dollar Bra of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro in a 2 Million Dollar Bra

Lais Ribeiro is a single mother who is celebrated by Victoria’s Secret because she’s probably promised them, unlike their other girls, that she’s done making babies, bounced back from making babies, and ready to work….

They’ve used her to promote their big bra – that is a dumb marketing hook…and She’s really excited about the opportunity – like it matters…they pay her a lot so she is drinking the Kool Aid…and acting excited…


I’ve been holding this secret for too long and I am beyond honored to announce that I will be wearing the Champagne Nights Fantasy Bra this year! I am very happy and thankful for my Victoria’s Secret family for trusting me and all the support from my on family, friends and fans! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

She’s also in a catalog for Victoria’s Secret…

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She’s also dressed up for Halloween…

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2017

01

Nov

SFW Cam Girls of the Week the Halloween Edition of the Day

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Since I don’t leave the house…not even on Halloween. Since I am addicted to Cam girls….everyday of the week….

Since Halloween is awesome for all the slutty costumes…Since Cam Girls are exhibitionists who cleverly tease men into tipping them….and treat everyday like Halloween in their seduction….they’d go extra hard for Halloween…

I figured the two coming together, like you and your friends from the internet over a brand new bikini pic of Bella Thorne that dropped, was where I wanted to spend my Halloween night…

Cam girls are hot…Halloween is Hotter…Cam Girls and Halloween is hottest…

So I sat and watched and captured these magical, spooky moments….and the best thing about them is knowing that these girls get naked…and shove things in their assholes…


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2017

01

Nov

Demi Lovato in a Slutty Outfit of the Day

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Demi Lovato in a Slutty Outfit

Demi Lovato is bullshit, I mean the fact I know who Demi Lovato is, also bullshit, I wish I didn’t know who she was, I have no business knowing who she is, yet here I am analyzing her existence like it matters…

I have never met one person who has ever brought up Demi Lovato in conversation. I have never met one person who has gone to a Demi Lovato concert. I have never heard a Demi Lovato song….yet she is some rich LA idiot who makes money…because people, I’m assuming hispanic people…buy into her shit..

I do know that she was a lesbian, who is rumored to have a sex tape with Miley Cyrus from years ago – shot in Nashville, you know Disney Girls gone bad….I do know she went off the rails, became an addict, and positioned herself as bi-polar, it’s forgiving when you blame mental health, I also know she never took ownership on being a lesbian, but she was very bull dyke, as she promoted body positivity, no make-up, be fat be beautiful, eat sugar, die….but be annoying the entire time you do it…then she gets dumbed by her 70s show boyfriend, and all of a sudden is working out, is fit, despite body positivity, fucking Ryan Phillippe till 5AM, and now walking around ass out in a leotard….because it’s Halloween…and a good excuse even if she’s a slut everyday.

Videos?

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2017

01

Nov

Natalie Portman’s got Some Balls at her Tennis Lessons of the Day

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Natalie Portman's got Some Balls at her Tennis Lessons

Watching Natalie Portman take her tennis lessons very seriously, and I’ve decided that it’s a new fetish…

She’s so fucking bad, and Tennis is potentially such a hot sport, one of my favorite women’s sports to watch, it’s pornographic and erotic with all the grunts…but seeing her struggle hitting the balls, that she’s really trying to get good at, do with style, probably for some movie role, or maybe it’s just to celebrate that jews are allowed into the country club…whatever her motivation…I’m assuming money and not personal improvement is pretty hilarious….

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2017

01

Nov

Romee Strijid Skinny Model Ass at the Airport of the Day

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Romee Strijid Skinny Model Ass at the Airport

In a world of fat as fuck dot com models everywhere – who are fat as fuck – and accept being fat – even celebrate being fat – despite being fat – and scientifically proven to die prematurely, probably a good thing when it comes to women…you know expiry dates or some shit….I am a huge fan of skinny models, I fucking love skinny, there is nothing hotter than bones and skin, no muscle, just skinny….

But even this is almost too skinny, something I’d never think was possible….and actually isn’t possible, but when I look at her non existent ass in this pants…it’s just weird looking….

But at least she’s not fat….getting up and ready for that VS Infomercial fashion show you know…

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Posted in:Romee Strijid|SFW

2017

01

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day

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Paris Hilton's Lookin' Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume

Paris Hilton has always been a gay man to me. Her walk, her talk, the way she dresses, she’s just this over the top, too pink and glittery, pile of annoying, who sounds like a half retard playing cute, with hard features, hard jaw, strong nose…like a dude…in a dress would play a girl…and it’s all such a silly act….but she’s smart, it gets her paid, and that’s what matters in this money grubbing world…

That said, she’s not a tranny, because I’ve seen, and possibly jerked off to, it was the early 2000s, her vagina getting penetrated…it likely happened…like it likely happened for her brother and father…because dudes will be dudes…I’m just glad no relatives of mine are sex workers…I’m not really into going down that road…luckily Paris Hilton isn’t my relative…because if she was I would feel responsible for not off-ing her.

Good tits/ cleavage though…

I can’t cross reference her social media – cuz she’s got me blocked…mean girl.

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