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2017

31

Oct

Addison Timlin Getting Titty Grab of the Day

Addison Timlin got cast to be the tits in Californication that I am sure I have posted in my Addison Timlin Archive that I wasn’t aware I had…because I thought I had never heard of….

She’s keeping up the classy titty work – by posting selfies of her and her boyfriend grabbing her tits – because I guess she’s got big tits…they are meant to be grabbed – and that aren’t meant to be shown onto the internet….to her fans…which is an amazing that she’s got an internet fan base…but these tits, all tits, always manage to find following…

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2017

31

Oct

Rita Ora’s Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

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Rita Ora grabbed her tits for her instagram because why wouldn’t she grab her tits on instagram…when her tits are the only reason why Rita Ora exists..

Rita Ora also has a campaign with an ill informed lingerie brand that bought into the Rita Ora is a lie, but a good sales person, with a solid team who took her tits and moderate talent further than you’d expect…at all the right places with all the right people…which I guess perpetuates the lie…

WHO KNOWS…

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2017

30

Oct

Ariel Winter Fat Chick in a One Piece of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a fat chick from TV, who has big sloppy tits, and despite all the times she spends in the gym, she’s got sloppy everything else, it’s a love for food, emotional eating that she can’t turn her back on….or turn her neck on…because she’s got know neck…she’s all shoulders…and I find her terrifying…

In her one piece, she looks like any fat chick in a one piece, with the belly hanging over the cunt, not too hot, even with the big tits you saw grow up on TV like she was your neighbor, weirdo…

Part Two in Assless Pants…pretty fucking bold, but girl is an exhibitionist thanks to her mom selling her off and sexualizing her at a young age to make her mom dreams come true…but I guess with her sloppiness only being 18 or 19…it’s not overly sloppy and still worth looking at but by 25, if she hasn’t offed herself yet, it’ll be a mess…remember this is pre-slowed down metabolism..girl is doomed but rich…and rich makes it all ok except to rich kids because they are all spoiled brat whiners…

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2017

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Rockin’ Body for Halloween of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is 100 years old and prepping for her Victoria’s Secret fashion show – so she’s looking skinny…as she needs to be…because she’s too old to be part of it…but is still part of it…for whatever reason…

BUT AT LEAST SHE’S SKINNY…

It distracts from that old lady mom of two horse face…

I don’t find her hot, but apparently the team at Victoria’s Secret do, because they keep her old ass around..

This is her Halloween costume, I figure I’ll post it to promote old moms starving themselves and working out hard, she’s putting REAL fucking work into this… in the era of fat people, because if an old mom can do it, everyone can and if they don’t it’s because they don’t fear losing paycheck and their existence for it….so be in denial and keep trying…giving other old timers hope that they don’t need to retire either…even when they should.

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2017

30

Oct

Farrah Abraham is a Hooker Mermaid of the Day

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I find comfort in watching Farrah Abraham desperately seek attention….

She’s basically the beauty of famewhoring at it’s best…you know someone who got into TV for such trashy reasons, being a teen mom, celebrated for getting knocked up at 16, sensationalized by tabloid MTV for ratings, scrambling for ratings….

When that run ended, she went with SEX TAPE for fame, bad strategy maybe, but she was a slut to start, it made sense, and her sex tape with a pornstar making it not a sex tape at all…and now..she’s just this weird half celeb, tabloid fodder, who still does sex work in the porn world, and writes books and plays the teen mom, anything to anyone who will listen, all while rocking clown tits and a clown face from Plastic surgery…

She’s weird…but I like it.

What you’re not seeing in these pics is she’s here with her kid…my god…people everything wrong in America but so right….

She’s also pushing her Amazon wish list on her social media…what is this..anything for a dollar hustle…sad really…

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2017

30

Oct

Elle Fanning in Red Workout Gear of the Day

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Elle Fanning worked out in a red outfit this weekend – that I guess was worth looking at because she’s some celebrity chick who is skinny enough to want to look at in workout gear…which I guess is interesting in this era of fat chicks…but also in this era of instagram models…it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who I guess is really just a sister of a child star riding her sister’s name like she was LOTTIE MOSS or really any of the Kardashians…..but she’s in workout gear and sometimes that is enough…when in some weird geting into car position.

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2017

30

Oct

Ashley Tisdale in a Leotard of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale put out some pics of her in some full body leotard outfit that I guess her fans will appreciate because she’s pregnant looking and that means her bootleg genetics will live on another generation…assuming their are Tisdale fans…I’m not convinced…

She’s just a product of Disney marketing and brainwashing tactics that took an average looking, even ugly faced, blonde girl with a skinny and fit body and tricked the media and the fans and the pervert creeper dads into thinking was hot…even though she was in her late 20s..playing a high school student…also part of their lie…

I campaigned against her face, her botched nose job, all that….because I couldn’t stand the fake news we were being fed…but I always said “her body it tight, fit, and as long as she keeps this up, good, she’ll be good, at 40 hot bodies are still hot bodies”…because to ever hateful thing I say, there’s a positive solution..

Well, she’s got fat, lazy, married…and maybe her muscle memory will go back to fit, maybe she’ll just gat fatter, and it looks like it may have given her some tits…but
in all this nonsense for Halloween – I like the Vanessa Hudgens butt shot the best…

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Apparently this is Ashley Tisdale’s Nipples in a Day of the Dead costume..

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2017

30

Oct

Charlotte McKInney’s Panties of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney flashed a little panty / pussy lip / while at some event for Halloween dressed up like some Disco looking queen who should have died of an overdose, but who instead got cast in Dancing with the Stars before being a star all because she had the right friends willing to lie about her stardom, becoming tits from instagram that had no business being on TV, but was on TV, god knows what favor she called, or someone she was fucking called, but that’s major…

Luckily, she’s faded out to where she belongs, irrelevant, uninteresting but with tit,…you can’t fake celebrity for too long Florida trash….we know your true colors…go back to them tits….even if the panty flash is the more interesting thing in all this…

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2017

30

Oct

Nicki Minaj is a Halloween Monster of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is disgusting…and this isn’t a race thing…I like all ethnically ambiguous fat girls who went to white priveledge acting school and decided to do their best HOOD impression after they did some weird clowny bullshit…and while on her best HOOD impression she committed and got the ass and tits and face needed to drive the point home – even though we all know she’s a fucking lie and she’s not even hot….the same…which is not very much…

This is her costume…which is fat weird ass…

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2017

30

Oct

Avril Lavigne More Halloween Erotica of the Day

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Avril Lavigne doesn’t matter, even to a Canadian like me, who was exposed to so much of her music, because Canada is oppressive and control the media, and legally make the radio / TV play 30 percent Canadian so that we don’t lose our culture and become American, like Avril Lavigne…which is hilarious when you think of Avril Lavigne being seen as a way to save Canadian culture, she was some bootleg pop punk pop shit that moved to LA the second it made a dollar…but to the governement…she’s Canadian content because she was born here…when nothing looks more OHIO mall parking lot in her DC shoes that this…

Well, she’s dressed as a chubby, middle aged, pop star from Canada, who has been divorced twice, has survived LYME DISEASE and is totally uninteresting, in spandex..

I don’t get it, but dudes in their 40s find her hot…or the memory of her hot, so here it is.

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