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2017

07

Nov

Sofia Richie In A Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie is some annoying, young, fame whore, attention seeker, who I assume has all kinds of issues, because every rich kid I have ever met ever has so many issues, whether it is drugs, heroin, sex addiction, fame addiction, attention addiction, being a pain in the ass so that daddy either notices them or keeps buying them things, manipulative, lazy, entitled….very little good comes from being a rich kid. It’s not their fault really, I mean I usually blame people and not their upbringing for them being assholes, but when you’re from LA, it’s just sort of how it is and people don’t just accept it, they pay attention, they follow, they watch, they care….because people are depressing, sad and pathetic…

The reality is, I should not be posting pics of Sofia Richie…she doesn’t do anything, she doesn’t matter. She is clickbait…but because she’s in a bikini and hanging out with the Kardashian dad, it’s news, it matters, the paparazzi were there for her to spread her young half black ass out for them….and that alone is how I got lured in…and I don’t even find her hot, she looks dumpy to me…yet I am still posting it and that is what is wrong with the world…you are all compelled to look at nonsense if it is in a bikini all because her dad has a bunch of hit songs…even though you don’t give a fuck what her dad is onto…it’s weird…but bikini pics are always worth our time..even when they aren’t worth shit…other than a really large inheritance thanks to being the real daughter no the crack baby they found in the trash out of a concert they named Nicole…

To See More Pervy Pics of the Little Lionel Richie Monster…because she wants to be all like “Hello, It’s Me You’re Looking For Paparazzi, Take Pics, Do you Know who my dad is?
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2017

07

Nov

Rita Ora in a Leotard of the Day

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Rita Ora is on every street corner in Europe for a lingerie ad she did last year, which I guess converted nicely for the brand because I still see pics of her in lingerie popping up from them, you know really milking the fame whore for all she’s worth….

No one actually knows what Rita Ora does other than show off her average body and great tits…but sometimes that’s enough….

We know she says she’s a performer and these leotard pics are from some performance, yet we’ve never heard any of her songs and don’t care to…we’ll stick to the tits…

I do know that when leotards made a comeback in the 2005s from American Apparel, I got very excited about it…knowing that the pussy, ass and tits were all hugged by the same fabric…I would get girls to wear leotards for me…like a creeper…but for some reason…maybe over exposure, I’m over it…as these ORA pics / vids do nothing for me….all while I know she’s trying to give boners….weird.

Here she is dancing in some leotard shit…

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2017

07

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger White See Through Dress of the Day

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Dad, is that you?

You see I never met my father, he was some American who worked his way into Mexico to knock up my whore mother…so there is technically a chance that he is now Nicole Scherzinger, you know after the sex change and his singing career turned him into a star…

Not because I look like Scherzinger, or because our ages line up, but because I think she lives a double life, tight body or not, she seems like a cartoon version of a woman like most trannies, and that means she could have possibly been my dad, like any of you could be my dad, when you’ve never had a dad you look for that in everyone or some shit…

She’s in a tight dress at an event…I’m not buying it.

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2017

07

Nov

Instagram Model Sommer Ray’s Ass of the Day

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Sommer Ray is a young girl who has mastered the art of showcasing her butt from the right angles on instagram…coupled with buying the right fake followers…allowing her to exist as an entity people talk about…in a what you would call a fake it til you make it…and the funny thing is she’s faking it so hard that she’s photoshopping her ass aggressive, making her look like some 45 year old trashy Florida whore, and I guess people like it, because they haven’t been called out for being pervert sex offenders for following girls who are only around from the sheer shaemelessness of butt shots from various solid angles…

Eventually, that will be the next thing to go, and perverts like me will go back to posting the content for perverts like you to watch, without anyone knowing…the beauty of the websites…no peers can tell who you’re jerking off to based on your follows on Instagram…because ultimately, the only reason you’d follow this ass is because it’s an ass. You sick fuck. You just haven’t been called out yet, but it will happen and all these empowered young people being whores who don’t matter…forgotten…

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2017

06

Nov

Bella Thorne Leg Shaver for the Internet of the Day

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Bella Thorne won’t quit….the Instagram exhibitionism is real….because it’s really the key to her success, it’s the reason she’s got fans, at least that’s the only reason I know that she exists, butI guess that’s because I am a pervert and only pay attention to people when they are half naked…

She probably had Disney creepers, dirty dads or grown men who subscribe to the Disney channel that made her go viral before I had any idea who she was….titties!!

She’s getting cast, making money, and she’s working because she’s got those followers from learning at a young age from her mom that whore’s her out…how to do it…clever…easy to do…

I guess she hasn’t died of a drug overdose, the PILLS haven’t turned to Opiates or death – but they may – we can only hope…

In the mean time, here she is trashily shaving her legs on social media – like a disgusting fucking girl she is

Next episode girl pulls out her used tampons….

Looking forward to it.

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2017

06

Nov

Alicia Vikander So Boring in a Bikini for Louis Vuitton of the Day

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Alicia Vikander like MARGOT ROBBIE (who is boring as fuck at this event) are two girls I don’t really understand, who I assume are

Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process…

There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere..

But she’s no idiot…she knows not to expose those people who created her…she needs them to live out this dream – because no all hookers turn on their johns but instead appreciate the cash…to buy their nice things with….

She got a Campaign with Louis Vuitton that is probably in the 5 million dollar range – totally nuts if you think about it – no one cares, or is talking about this, or buying their bullshit because VIKANDER is on it…but she’s cashing in and doesn’t give a fuck…here she is in boring.

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2017

06

Nov

Josephine Skriver Humanoid of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the Victoria’s Secret star who is probably most interesting because she was made in a lab by some Dutch biologist, who is gay, using his lesbian friend’s egg, where he did some DNA designing, and bio-hacked the fuck out of whatever she was supposed to look like, making her look like this….a lifelong dream for a god complex weirdo…funded by the lingerie brand so that they don’t have to spend all this time trying to find girls who aren’t fat in a world of everyone being fat…to walk in their infomercial…

The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver, besides being a close, humanoid, weirdo, is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin…I guess because they just let her out of the lab they built her in….

The most interesting thing about this post is why I know she was a virgin when she moved to NYC, that seems like pretty personal information that I wouldn’t be privy to…and I really don’t have the answer to that…I have no idea why I know that…I assume it is ASPERGERS related.

These are some pics from her social media…cuz she’s hot…and because it’s never too late for Halloween dreams.

She was doing a fitness photoshoot with the other VS Model Named Romee Strijid…that you can see here….ROBOTS everywhere..

More pics CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Nov

Lily Rose Depp Belly Button of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is the future of all things…

If you’re going to look at any celebrity child…look at this one…not just because her dad is a huge fucking celebrity….and her mom a big celebrity in france…so luxurious and classy….but because she’s hot…young and hot…

If you’re going to deal with an egotistical, spoiled brat, garbage human being who thinks she’s important because of her parents, but then realizes she’s not anything, so she overcompensates, it best be one who is hot, and who deserves to have the attitude…not some Jenner / Hadid / Balwin shit…

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2017

06

Nov

New Face Selena Gomez Dressed Like A Whore at Church of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of Bullshit Selena Gomez is trying to package for the people, but here is the broken, rehab going, inconsistent, dying of LUPUS, jacked up new face Selena Gomez on her way to Church…like she found god in her quest to make stupid money, to have porno sex with Rappers, and I guess when you have addiction, mental problems, a mother who whored you out, a lot of money, and you just found new life, with your new face thanks to modern medicine, you know where she’s basically playing god, because GOD is trying to have her die, but science is overpowering God’s work by letting her live….

It’s safe to say that it’s too bad she wasn’t a church in her Native Texas ….wearing this slutty outfit where the wrath / final destination would come crashing down…

It’s also safe to say that it’s always funny to see a little whore seeking redemption, even if there is no God, she’s making efforts and it’s just a testament to how fucked up these child stars actually are….

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2017

06

Nov

Maitland Ward is Disgusting of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a pretty amazing. Sure she’s vile, shameless, attention seeking, 40 year old who was on TV for a year in the 90s, and has used the hype of a remake of Boy Meets World a few years ago to become an instagram sensation that no one cares about, except maybe a handful of 40 year old dudes, who probably got married and can accept the woman’s aging process, you know the same people who jerk off to Alyssa Milano…they liked her then and they like her now…

I do appreciate that Maitland Ward does produce some of the shittiest shameless content out there, it’s so bootleg and trashy it feels like home, but she’s no celebrity, she barely exists and no one really cares about her…and she knows it, that’s why she’s just having fun with it…

I do consider Maitland Ward a friend of the site, because she’s mocking the system in her own way, trolling it, and I like that…I just don’t find it hot, I do however find it funny…

I guess we aren’t really real friends because she only emails me when I bring back the story of her offereing a dude unprotected anal sex for 1000 dollars…over snapchat in what was either a whore fetish, or girl really needed 1000 dollars…something she denies even though I have the screenshots of the conversation somewhere and dude sent them in as they went along…making it pretty fucking believable and here are her big titties…

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