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2017

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Nov

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Legit of the Day

Women have an expiration date, so there is no real shock that Jennifer Love Hewitt has expired, especially after close to 15 years of being fat, struggling with her fat, which has probably been more depressing for her fans, that never saw this coming, than it is for her, who probably never saw it coming as she ate her feelings from being in this high pressure world…

BUT I ALWAYS KNEW…

I always know that her skinny frame didn’t make sense for massive tits….but her massive tits made it clear she could gain fat…just in the right places at 18-22….but the second that metabolism kicks in…and Menopause starts approaching…month after month one less egg in her ovary to drop…the rest of your body catches up to your tits…

So here’s some Expired Jennifer Love…with that ass…that’s pretty fucking legit, and not in a good way, more in a so big, it’s real…fucking real…in a world where I prefer fantasy…

Take it in….because it’s not that bad, in a world of fat legs and fat asses some of you, this thickness is hot…and really…it’s not as bad as it could be….but she probably hates herself for it.

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2017

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Nov

Martha Hunt in Maxim of the Day

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Martha Hunt is some Taylor Swift groupie, one of her real life barbie Dolls that Swift collected, and probably plays with, because she had no childhood…you know and Martha Hunt follows the lead because all these idiots are fame whores and like the more famous – it legitimizes them….

That said, I know, she’s a hired hooker, it’s not that impre

ssive to see her half naked, it’s her job, what she does…I just would expect more from Helen Hunt’s daughter, you know that Mad About You money should allow her to live a life that’s not her naked…

This is for Maxim, a magazine that still exists, still produces content, usually dull, but better than it was for a solid decade…and this is their cover girl…

Maxim used to pay me for traffic, because that’s how important I am…but sent lawyers on me after the fact to remove the content they paid me to post…because like Martha Hunt..I am a hired hooker….only my Johns treat me shitty…

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2017

17

Nov

Gal Gadot is Full of Shit in Elle of the Day

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This whole sexual assault, woman power, especially when it is IDF Wonder Woman Gal Gadot, who was a virtual no one, but who now has the Authority to get the man who hired her fired from the production of her next movie, because he talks about blowjobs with actresses after years of getting blowjobs from actresses…it’s idiotic…

This woman supporting woman, down with the rapists, blacklist the rapists from Hollywood, even though the rapists were the same people they were sucking up to years earlier, public outcry now all of a sudden, because it’s trending and convenient, and good for PR to disassociate with everything bad, even though they all know what’s going on in the world they live in, but ignored it until they had to…

Whether it’s Sarah Silverman, or Rose McGowan, they all knew what was going down and are pretending they didn’t to not look like assholes, even though they are assholes..assholes out for themselves and this is just part of that hustle…

It’s funny to me…hypocrisy in the industry…these evil money grubbers and their master manipulation doesn’t fool me..

That said, I was sent this article on Medium that’s been removed but still in the Cache about how Gal Gadot, the Wonder Woman, doesn’t actually care about girls getting raped…shocking…

I copied it – click more – to see it – it could be fantasy, a lie, bullshit, but it’s safe to assume that the celebrities who are money hungry, power hungry, and told to position themselves a certain way as puppets that they are, are just trying to come across as “Wonder Woman” feminists, when really they want to be sexualized, paid, and turned into big stars..for their egos…

She was a virtual no one..and now she’s a huge star…she’ll do and say anything…

It’s all nonsense…and here are some pics of her.

(more…)

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2017

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Nov

Eugenics Heidi Klum Butt Shot of the Day

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Heidi Klum cock teases for this bullshit instagram pic that she posted of her tanning naked…with her ass exposed…because I guess she likes the attention she gets when people try to make sense of how good she looks…even though it’s clearly all based on her being from Nazi German stock…you know some Hitler creating a superior race, killing off all the uglies, leaving the good to breed things like this…

I would be more interested in seeing her actual vagina, but I guess we should be thanking her for keeping it hidden..you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist in a S&M Sex Club high on Many Opiates could handle…she’s also had dozens of kids from that German S&M sex….making her the leader of a Beige Army and I’d think it is safe to say, that 50 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore…but then I realize we are pervert and into all vagina, even old vagina…because it is vagina, even if no Kegel is strong enough to tighting that slop hole up….

But Suggestive Pics…aren’t blown out battered womb pics…so we can be distracted by the smoke and mirrors…

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2017

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Nov

Victoria’s Secret Models in China of the Day

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The Victoria’s Secret infomercial that no one will bother watching on TV, but that will get a lot of social media content out of their girls for the Black Friday / Cyber Monday rush, it’s strategically timed to blow their sales out of the water, in what is their biggest time of the year for sales, besides Valentines Day…..and they are doing it in China…

I find it ironic, I mean the product is basically made in Chinese factories that make some Chinese people rich, while makes the massive make enough to eat, sweatshop wages, and has been produced there forever, I’ve heard from people at the company that the brand doesn’t even bother designing their own lingerie anymore, they just put their label on factory underwear already being made, I also think they sell so much volume that they probably own a bunch of factories, an that shit is shipped to the USA distribution centers, to sell at malls and online for the middle of the road people…but they’ve capped, and most importantly found a better way to maximize margins…target the rich asians..

If you live in an urban center, you’ll know that that Chinese money is being spent hard in North America, these people are fucking rich…I think 40% of real estate sold in Canada was to Chinese Nationals…meaning they don’t even live in Canada…I know people who worked at high end stores and had Chinese nationals come in and buy 100,000 dollar purses and cars…CASH…it’s just a crazy place I guess..

And any retailer knows that Chinese people are buying from their websites and that they are shipping goods shipped from china that cost 1 dollar, back to china at 100 dollars…and it’s crazy…so do an event there…get seen, get noticed, push your flagship store and with GLOBALIZATION…you don’t even have to pay to ship shit back to American and back to China, you can do it all there…PURE PROFIT…

So why not do your fashion show there, ship your ladies on Commerical first class, no private jets where they promo model hard for you…

Here they are:

Bella Hadid…undeserving, but does it for free. She’s not a real model..

Candice Swanepoel….

Martha Hunt Upside Down…

There will be more, that’s enough for now.

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2017

16

Nov

Ariel Winter’s Fat Girl Workout of the Day

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Ariel Winter posted another one of her fake workout videos, I don’t know who she’s trying to trick, but I am going to assume it’s her agent / manager / contract with Modern Family that stipulates she can’t get fat because it will fuck up their shooting schedule, because she’s sure not working out to show off how fit she’s getting, if anything it’s mocking working out, or making me think she may have a hormonal issue and should do some blood work, or maybe she burns 100 calories and eats 500 calories…you know..and all this is just for show to pretend she’s not fat, but muscular, or more importantly, to remind you that she’s got tits, even after chopping them off..and the people into her are into tits…

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2017

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Nov

Heather Graham in a Bikini Still of the Day

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Heather Graham is 100 fucking years old…and for some reason / a reason I call trying to stay relevant or get cast on TV shows because everything is based on your social media following – coupled with how loud you are about being groped or molested by producers when you were coming up from a nobody to be the fit, nice bush wearing, big titty porn chick in Boogie Nights…a job that carried her to now….the bikini selfie machine…and I guess we should all take it in, why not encourage all the old moms in the world to post bikini selfies, it’s their right, feminism, empowering, reclaiming their sex appeal, in a world when there should be an age limit on bikini sales…at 33 you are banned…even if you look good…it averages out as better for humanity…we’re perverts but not that perverted….

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2017

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Nov

Joy Corrigan Pantsless of the DAy

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Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs, despite never having left Miami….because you don’t need to leave Miami to be a shameless, exhibitionist, trying to get ahead…some of the best stripclubs I’ve been to have been in Florida, I mean not really, but there are some pretty gutter strippers…and more interestingly in the 80s on my first Florida trip, we went to a topless donut spot..because Florida is Awesome…

So Corrigan, who I assume is Billy Corrigan’s sister, was a friend of that Charlotte McKinney chick who did move to LA, and just fell off hard…

Moral of the story – if you’re florida trash…stay in florida it an be as prosperous as being one of the whores in LA….

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2017

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Nov

Melanie Brown is in a See Through of the Day

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Her name is Scary Spice, because she’s crazy….all out of control and unstable…rocking a see through shirt with her nipples all over the motherfucking place and you know what…I WANT MORE…

Embarrassingly enough, she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to back in their first video, when internet porn took too damn long to download and her hard nipples were hard…that was over 20 years ago I think, in what may seem crazy but when looking at her, seems accurate because it would take about 20 years for that body to look like it does…compared to what it was…

She reminds me of a simpler time, a better time, all while making me feel uncomfortable knowing she’s rich as hell and has no need to walk around nipples out…but yet is walking around nipples out…unless that’s just illusion and her nipples aren’t out at all.. WHO KNOWS…

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2017

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Nov

Aneta Pajak for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Aneta Pajak is a Polish model….and like a bowl of GOULASH she’s hot….

She’s 5 foot 9 with a 23 inch waist….and she’s a lingerie model for Love and Lemons..which is likely funded by Victoria’s Secret, attempting to not be Victorias’ Secret, you know for the fashioable LA people who don’t want to feel like midrange mall people from the midwest…because that’s how marketing works…but even if it’s not Victoria’s Secret owned, it’s all the same shit…same photos of tall skinny bitches in lingerie…and it’s alright….the world needs more panty pics…I don’t see enough of that all day everyday….from girls who are variations of this girl…HUMANOIDS everywhere…