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2017

15

Nov

Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears posted up some mom pushing 40 workout pics the other day – because her fitness is all she has or is allowed in the prison that is her multi-million dollar making life…

I like to think she’s training for some sort of elaborate escape on some Shawshank Redemption level, spending the last 18 years of her life trying to figure out how to get ownership of her life back, faking taking the meds that keep her submissive like she’s Brian Wilson, brainwashed into thinking about the importance of performing, her passion, the only thing she knows, because that’s what they’ve programmed her into thinking….so that she continues earning money for the family, the business, the empire, you can’t like your cash leader leave you at 18…that would be terrible business…so make her seem crazy, bribe a judge and own her….

But it’s probably just girl staying fit for her performing and a fit body, all toned and big titty, is a lot better than a fat body or a sloppy body, so at least the prison life’s been good on her fitness.

I’m a fan.

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2017

14

Nov

Alexis Ren in a Thong of the Day

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Your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits….

An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier…weird strategy…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

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2017

14

Nov

Hillary Duff’s Cameltoe Leaving the Gym of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some thick fucking thighs, so it’s only natural for her, like all other girls with thick fucking thighs, to wear some leggings, since normal jeans aren’t designed for their thick fucking legs..

I was never a Hilary Duff fan, the whole marriage, making kids, getting her vaginas sewn up, tightened, only for her to use that pregnancy weight to muscle up, through cross fit, squats, whatever else it is that these women to to look like tanks, capable of fucking as many dudes as possible…because she’s always got other boyfriends…banged out so hard that the pussy eats the leggings the thick legs are tearing apart. Hot.

Here she is….in some tight jeans…

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2017

14

Nov

Josephine Skriver Artificial Intelligence of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a humanoid, or an AI, which is nice because the future of women is going to be something we can program into doing what we want, without all the bullshit, while looking as good as this, so it’s very fucking future…

She was made in a lab with Human DNA, so she’s really fucking realistic, but the problem with her biologist making her human, is that she’s got the human brain and can be as annoying as you’d expect a human woman who looks this good to be…

What they should be working on is the body of a human, so it’s not so freaky when fucking the AI, because it’s human, while these other sex robots are just out of a horror movie…but the brain of a robot that we can program to be better that a real woman, you know less complaining and saying you’re a pervert weirdo 13 years after jerking off to her in a hotel room when she’s trying to seduce you into giving her a job.

I don’t know what this green screen shit is but it’s obviously for some VS fashion show transition shots to make the informercial more interactive with some after effects…

Who cares, hot chick, who is the future of human, made in a test tube, looking good.

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2017

14

Nov

Allie Leggett Hot for Instagram of the Day

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Allie Leggett is some former Miss Kentucky with some tits…

She’s been doing nude shoots for a long time now and they are great because she’s got some tits…

She’s been in some Playboy shoots because she’s got great tits….probably the peak of her career…

Cuz of those tits, she’s the kind of Kentucky girl you wish was you sister in your Appalachia back woods coal mining shanty…since you have a Kentucky backwoods incest fetish, I mean who doesn’t…

She also posts pics of her ass. Big fan of whatever is going on here.

Posted in:Allie Leggett|SFW

2017

14

Nov

Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some Candice Swanepoel replacement, for when Candice was off making babies, becuase she is the same age as Candice and because all these girls were created in some lab, and this one was based on Candice DNA or some shit…

Before winning the Victoria’s Secret lottery, she was nude modelling for low level shoots, and I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, get naked, people may notice, and give you high profile work, assuming she wasn’t created in the lab like I think she was…

This is her trying on some shit.

She was in some lingerie for the VS SHow..

SHE WAS WORKING OUT:

SHE WAS IN TIGHT PANTS – WITH CAMELTOE

TO SEE HER IN MORE TIGHT PANTS – WITH CAMELTOE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

14

Nov

Bella Hadid Weirdo Underwear Flash of the Day

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The public underwear on social media is a very weird concept to me – because I come from an era where I didn’t get to see girl’s underwear unless it was by accident when they were wearing a skirt and the wind blew at them the right way, or if I negotiated a good deal and they ended up thinking it was a good idea to flash me, because ultimately it is always a good idea to flash me, but more importantly, girls actually like doing the flashing, otherwise, they wouldn’t do it…

It’s just that now with social media, people can sext the world, in one instagram story, that is positioned as “look at my body in underwear”….or “look how hot I look”…in a way that she can only get off looking at herself knowing a million people are watching herself…as she packages it as being part of the Victoria’s Secret informercial, who will cast anyone with a following, and anyone who can theoretically sell product…

It’s just a weird era where unsolicted panty flashing isn’t considered sex offense, even with the hard nipples, but if I was to show a bitch my dick she’d freak out and try to get me arrested…

It’s also a weird era where girls like Bella Hadid can get famous and successful despite being garbage plastic surgery ridden tacky rich kids who purchased their career thanks to DADDY.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

14

Nov

Isabeli Fontana Hot Bikini of the Day

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She’s a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system..

I don’t know why the Victoria’s Secret people haven’t gone down yet, building a billion dollar empire sexualizing and objectifying women, but I do know I’m ready for it.

I don’t how a company can get away with teen models – at least in the 90s – when most amateur photographers looking for teens to take nude pics of on the internet end up in jail.

I guess another example of big business being too big for the government to really fuck with, because if they got arrested and went down for being the perverts they are, the whole world would be underwear-less and we can’t be having that.

She’s no longer 16, she’s old as fuck and a mom of a bunch of kids, but still posing..

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW

2017

14

Nov

The Faces of a Rat Cow of the Day

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I think it is important to stare at the Rat Cow face whenever you see pics of her shamelessly trying to promote her tits, because her tits are awesome and the rest of her isn’t really that interesting…

I don’t think you should stare because like a horror movie it will eat your soul, even if it is so eager for success that it would eat your soul if it was promised another titty music video…

I think you should stare to see that despite being hyped up in some circles and her efforts to polarize her titty career as being that of a scenester fashionista…her face fucking sucks…and despite her efforts trying to rebuild her face with injections…she’s pretty much failed….so take it in….Rat Cow face…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

14

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard posted a bikini selfie of her bathing suit jacked up inside her vagina for the sake for social media – something that her entire family has been navigating and figuring out with their own brand of slutty content – because if you’ve got a relative with a name making moves in the world of sport or really any world – and you can maximize being associated with her to end up with your own personal brand – you do it – the social media following is the only thing that matters when you’re a vapid cunt…

That said, a little tight bikini jacked up in her pussy for the instagram is a nice change of pace, celebrating her very fit body, because she’s a pro athlete in the tennis world, a sport that when you see past the women being 6 foot tall and solid muscle..can be kind of erotic with the sweaty panty flashes and erotic grunts…especially when it takes on the instagram selfie form.

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