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2017

04

Jul

Tove Lo Pasties in Concert of the Day

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Nothing say hot like some shitty tits with nipple pasties on…especially when those nipple pasties are stars for AMERICA…as AMERICA gave TOVE LO an existence…and with that existence she gets to get overpaid to get on stage with nipple pasties on…to give you all something to jerk off to in the even you haven’t heard of porn sites, instagram and all other things that feature hot chicks, far hotter than this in more than just nipple pasties…

Stars and Stripes / shitty tits.

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Posted in:SFW|Tove Lo

2017

04

Jul

Gabrielle Union’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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America is about diversity more than ever….the black folk have been given the right to vote, ride the bus, use the bathroom, and slavery is limited to prison inmates that are majority black thanks to crooked cops and a flawed system…

But it’s the fourth of July and this site is DrunkenStepfather so White most of the time, and I don’t even like white chicks they are garbage…I just post what I’m exposed to…and it happens to be all this white ass..

When I really prefer a lot more flavor like some Gabrielle Union…whoever the fuck that is….because some thick black ass to want to suffocate on….has a bit more flavor that young disney white chicks…

Posted in:Gabrielle Union|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day

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I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all…

So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP…

BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day

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I guess the rumor is the Rumer Willis has been sober for the last 6 months and deserves a metal for her not drinking or doing drugs for the last 6 months, but found a new vice in the form of FACE injections and I would imagine Prescription pills…because booze is bad, but let me get my hands on that AMBIEN and XANAX…unless she quit that too, which is not that impressive…

The only thing I enjoy about this is knowing that despite her being sober, dudes who fuck her still need to be drunk…cuz she’s just that kind of hot…IRONY…or is it? I never know what is ironic..

But then again there are perverts anywhere, who can fuck anything, I’m just saying the only way to fuck this thing is from behind at 4 am….

RIGHT….MR POTATO HEAD….RIGHT…

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2017

04

Jul

Bella Hadid is Very Important on Instagram of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a very important figure in pop culture…because she is living the dream she always had for herself, or that her mom always had for her, a dream that included being a top model traveling the world and thanks to instagram, her and her sister were able to shave their Palestinian beards and use their tall girl bodies thanks to stylists, face injections and possible breast implants, to be the most important girls in the history of vagina…there has never been and never will be someone so magical…at least that’s what these vapid narcissistic cunts probably think of themselves…despite lloking like some kind of muppet, girl thinks she’s hot, as everyone tells her she is all fucking day….

Posted in:SFW

2017

03

Jul

Bella Thorne in a Bath for America of the Day

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Bella Thorne is Living the All American Dream…

From a pawn to one of the most evil corporations in the world…>DISNEY…masked with puppets and other kid friendly shit all used to brain wash the youth with their evil agenda….

To instagram slut getting tons of likes, an absurd amount of likes, the sluttier an racier she goes…

Like she’s from the Miley Cyrus school of celebrity…go Disney, Go Dark, Go Slutty Raver Hip Drug User….settle down…all while people throw money at you, despite not being that great….WONDERFUL lesson to teach the youth I want to be jerking off to in future years on their 18th birthdays – Someoene’s gotta do it.

This is some photoshoot no one cares about, but she’s in the bath always a must pre eating ass.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Bathing Suit Shoot of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is the all American Dream…or scam…depending on how you look at a chubby southern girl who played the southern angle to get a movie role that led to her getting knocked up by the heart throb star, only to force him into marrying her, ruining his career, and taking her career to the next level of wholesome, despite the fact that she was fucking her agent, who she ended up marrying, and who now her kids call dad, because she’s Hollywood, and anyone in Hollywood is a vapid, garbage, human with no moral code besides feeding their egos, their wallets, their uteruses, and I guess their big fat bellies that shouldn’t be in bathing suits for any damn photoshoots…becuase it’s terrifying but it happened…for America.

She’s a monster…for America but at least she’s old and rich….and doesn’t need to be hot or tight…like she pretty much never was….

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Posted in:Resse Witherspoon|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is the all American dream…..at least she looks like the American dream, if the American dream was build like someone who moves fridges for a living…l

Her legs are jacked, on some power lifter at the gym, possibly a pro skier, or anything else that can crush Watermelons while you jerk off…like some kind of Fourth of July Fetish you should all have.

I don’t know why…but I find her hot in her later years, maybe it’s my new found love for thick strong legs after jerking off the that Cross Fit documentary twice…all those grunts and heavy lifting…or maybe it’s just Hilary Duff’s ability to suffocate me by smothering my face with her child star, pile of money, pervert used by the Hockey Team…pussy…I dig it…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

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ALessandra Ambrosio still looks good…and you have to appreciate a woman who still maintains her bikini model contract and body…because she doesn’t take shit for granted like a lazy American would…you know all entitled…

This one was taken out of the slums of Brazil for having a tall, lean, hot model body….given millions of dollars and the good life…and that’s all she needed to say “Let’s milk this”…because despite being 40 or close to 40 and a mom…I still think she’s good to look at in a bikini…a rare thing in a world of body positive which makes an excuse for being a pig of a woman…

You know, a little immigrant hustle should inspire us, when it’s half naked…and it does…

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Here’s some more in a white suit cuz I like white suits…they showcase pussy best..

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Chanel Iman Model in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Chanel Iman has a pretty uneventful ass for an ethnic bikini model….I would expect more from my bikini models, you know if you’re going to get the 500k – 1 million dollar a year contracts…I mean I want to be able to chip my tooth on the firmness of the ass, I don’t want to be sucked into a series of sunken in, stretch mark ridden weirdness…I mean out of the countless hot bitches in the world with better asses than this, give them a goddamn chance. It’s not like ANYONE is buying ANYTHING because this bitch is part of the campaign…she barely exists…and I guess either does her little boy ass..

Disappointing….

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Posted in:Chanel Iman|SFW