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Archive for the SFW Category

2017

30

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Shorts of the Day

In insignificant rich kid fame whore who thinks she’s famous because she gets the occasional instagram model job thanks to her millions of followers, which kind of does make her famous for this generation, since social media is the only thing they really look at…but to people who prefer fame to come from a sleeping your way to the top, not hanging out with the Jenners thanks to your dad being some LA loser celebrity who probably made a lot of money, despite not mattering in the world, he mattered enough to get her the right friends, PR Team, to monetize her as best he could…to keep her busy at all the exclusive events….and to get her that following to make her forget that he wasn’t ever there for her when she was growing up….he was too into the LA drinking and cocaine before finding Jesus….a Jesus who I’m sure wouldn’t approve of these shorts…but I approve of these shorts…I think there’s something moderately hot about her and it isn’t that Bieber fucked her when she was underage and likely not very pure…or maybe it is….ultimately…who cares…she doesn’t deserve this much attention, analysis, make her be forgotten, and fallen off the map…so that she really starts putting a little more effort in, rather than just expect it to all fall into her cunt because she was born into it.

All this to say, I like the shorts the kids are wearing these days…they are good.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

30

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Titty Dance of the Day

There’s nothing like a naked model turned TV star that was never actually a TV star, but rather a TV host replacing Olivia Munn when she went off to get famous in hollywood, something that to this day amazes me, fighting fading into obscurity as she gets older as older, I think she’s pushing 35, but figuring out social media and curating travel and lifestyle images that are SFW slutty, but in amazing landscape, creating it’s own brand of Americana….with Tits that the American dream Ryan Seacrest bought….

This is her titty dance, with nature…classy….but I may just like it knowing I can google pics of her pussy…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Vivid’s Throwback Thursday Porn Blooper Exclusive Reel Part 3 of the Day

My good friends at VIVID put together some amazing bloopers from their earlier porn productions – because they are fucking legends and have all kinds of amazing footage from when porn actually mattered more than close up penetration and throat fucking clips that you find on porn tube sites today…depressing times…but we’ve always got the fucking glory days…

This is the third installment…and it is amazing…

TO SEE PART 1 CLICK HERE

TO SEE PART 2 CLICK HERE

Thanks for the good times…. Be sure to visit VIVID for all your needs!

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS|Videos

2017

29

Jun

Tara Lipinski’s Sponsored Honeymood Butt in a Bikini of the Day

It looks like Tara Lipinski is trying to draw as much attention as possible to herself via the butt shot in a bikini for what is apparently her honeymoon that is hashtagged to shit #thehoneymoon #TNTHoneymoon making me assume she got a free honeymoon thanks to a TV show…magical whoring without actually having to suck dick for money….ROMANCE…in a world where no one should theoretically give a fuck about Figure Skating erotica now that it is in its mid 30s…doing some “Stars on Ice” bullshit…not OLYMPIC shit…

Shes 4 foot 9….creepy….good fit midget athlete ass though…I mean she is 35…muscle memory doesn’t have Alzheimers yet…

Posted in:SFW|Tara Lipinski

2017

29

Jun

Kate Upton’s Big Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average American man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fat chick in training…to not be a fat chick yet still a fat chick because her body is a fucking wreck if she doesn’t train…

She went viral, she go so fucking popular, all for having massive tits, and that is a good reminder to all girls out there that if you have small tits, you are nothing. You don’t matter. No one wants you. You don’t stand a chance….all the money out there for marketing will be sent to the girl with the big tits….

Well, she’s trying to get her name back out there now that she works out and the whole thing is magical..only because of her sloppy tits spilling out of her shirt…right…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Lily Mo Sheen in a Pink Robe of the Day

Lily Mo Sheen is Lily Beckinsale….the 18 or 19 year old hot bodied young girl who has the hottest mom in her school, which happens to be college….and I know this because I follow Kate Beckinsale, proud single mother’s instagram account….

Her dad is Michael Sheen, and her stepmom is Sarah Silverman – disgusting….not that anyone really cares about the dad, they are more into the mom, because she’s hot and has been in a series of nerd movies….and now they can be into the daughter…because anyone you ask…may not admit that they have a mom/daughter fetish, but they do…and it’s so rare that the mom and daughter are both actually hot enough to want to fuck. Usually you need to settle with one shitty one or the other….and that isn’t the case here….here is what mom/daughter fetish videos are based on….but the real life version..wearing a robe…

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Posted in:Lily Mo Sheen|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Michelle Waterson UFC Fighter Naked for ESPN Body Issue of the Day


Every year ESPN celebrates athletes by getting them naked….It is their answer to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit…only with more strategic nudity…I prefer naked athletes in a sports magazine, to vapid cunt models who have no reason to be in a sports magazine….but ultimately it is all low level clickbait shit that shouldn’t really matter, but that does matter because we are all voyeurs who like seeing athletes we watch compete – even if sports are gay – naked…

Her name is Michelle Waterson and she was a tactic to make the UFC, dude on dude ripping each other apart less gay, you know throw in some killer pussy, which happens to look like dudes, making it continue to be gay….but she’s naked anyway…

Posted in:Michelle Waterson|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day

Lea Michele is still in a bikini and she wants you to think she’s got tits in her bikini since ultimately – everyone is just an instagram model trying to get by….some just started out in better places like acting on Broadway after their parents groomed them to be singing and dancing average at best looking stars who eventually got on TV….making her a lot of money, but not any cooler or more interesting, just richer and thus capable of finding people to hang out with her, but this posting half nudes to the internet for no reason – that’s something I can respect…while not respecting any of these bitches…because they are shameless…and try to reduce themselves to sex objects to get ahead – even when they aren”t hot.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Boring for Complex of the DAy

I don’t know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead but she’s in Complex Magazine so that must mean she fucks Black Guys or is Black Movies or is a Video Vixen for Hip Hop….or maybe since Hearst Bought the URBAN market magazine run by white people…they’ve tricked down some Harper’s Bazaar shoot they couldn’t use and tried to pawn it off on Complex like it was Cosmo, because Cosmo didn’t want the shit either since they didn’t know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead was….

I do know this shoot is boring, lame, not intense or exciting, vanilla at best…so I guess Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Complex are just mall brand shit marketed towards white kids who like hip hop…..edgy.

Posted in:Mary Elizabeth Winstead|SFW

2017

29

Jun

Kendall and Kylie Shit On Vintage T-Shirts of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her fat sister who we can assume is Kim Kardashian’s first daughter with some black dude, or that they created in a used condom left under her bed, assuming she ever used a condom, and I’m sure she didn’t, but maybe it was just like some back alley puddle grown Kylie after a Kim K Queef….We can never be too sure…

But we do know she’s a monster with her jacked up face, all muppet like, targeting the black market and modifiying herself to be a cartoon character rappers fuck, and cheat on with 10 groupies, and fuck again since it is good for business..

Well, their creative directors at their brand that they signed off on, or that their mom signed off on – put out the weirdest collection of vintage t-shirts silk screened with images of either of the girls, the Kylie is the weirdest as it is a screenshot of her instagram slutty pic page, that they screened over classic rock shirts….and even a 2 pac and Biggie shirt..that I can’t find on their site….because they are that bold and exciting and know how to offend people enough to get them to buy into their shit – because here I am posting the shit….knowing it is just trolling the world…

They are 125 dollars….and I know they totally strategized this because now people will buy them just to be part of the meme…SMART people run these people…

MARKETING.

Here’s Kylie for sunglasses – Weird Bodied and Nipple-less…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW